Fooled You, I'm Not Human Anymore!

Wu Xiangwang once believed that having a good face meant having everything. As long as he looked good, he could completely be a vase and a carefree immortal.

Until he fell into a terrifying w...

Chapter 160

The sight of the Piranha Plant strangely holding its face and screaming with its mouth wide open made his other three companions look in disbelief and shock.

Even though they had already imagined that this human was no pushover and might have special and powerful supernatural abilities, if they attacked at the same time, even a super-marquis-level monster would be seriously injured or forced to fight to the death. That human only had the power of an earl at best, and there was no way he could escape from their clutches.

But what's happening now?

This human was clearly swallowed by the Piranha Plant, so why did something go wrong at the last step?

Moreover, the other three monsters looked at the carnivorous plant monster who was screaming and wishing he could slap his mouth until it was swollen, and they inexplicably felt that the human seemed a little... difficult to deal with.

He seemed to be different from other humans and didn't seem to care much about his shame.

"Ahhhhh it's so itchy, so itchy, so itchy! I can't stand it, my mouth is so itchy!"

"Wuwuwu, come help me, my dear! Ahhh, you human who needs to poop! Come out, come out of my mouth! I know you don't have any poop!!!"

Wu Xiangwang stretched out his very smooth nails and pierced into a relatively smooth place. After absorbing the vitality, he was left with five swellings as big as steamed buns.

If a friend with trypophobia sees the space inside the mouth of the Piranha Plant at this time, he will definitely feel very uncomfortable, because it is almost entirely filled with red swellings as big as steamed buns, which looks really dense and miserable.

Hearing that the carnivorous plant was still roaring even though it was so weird, Wu Xiangwang sneered and started stepping on those steamed bun-sized lumps.

The carnivorous plant was so weird that it shuddered all over!

"Ah~ So good! Right there! Tickle it a few more times! Wuuuuuuuuu! My whole mouth is itchy!"

Itchy bumps become more itchy the more you scratch them, and there is almost no solution except to endure it yourself.

Although it was not fatal, it was definitely a form of "torture". Three minutes later, the Piranha Plant was lying on the ground exhausted, with its eyes wide open and blood and saliva flowing out of its mouth. It looked like a withered flower that had been severely destroyed.

But even so, the damned human being who was cursed by him madly still did not come out of his mouth. The man-eating plant had lived strangely for almost a hundred years, and for the first time in its life, it felt the horror of eating the wrong thing.

He turned his last look for help to his three teammates, but their expressions were even uglier than his.

They really didn't expect that this human would use such a method to avoid their pursuit. The current situation is that if they want to kill that human, they must either take the initiative to enter the mouth space of the Piranha Plant and confront that human, or they must drive that human out of the mouth of the Piranha Plant.

But both of these solutions have some problems.

The Sensing Weird has extremely powerful intuition, able to sense and capture any target it desires through energy fluctuations, but it is extremely fragile and very vulnerable. Once it enters the mouth of the Piranha Plant Weird, it is tantamount to seeking death.

The other two strange ones are one who is the advanced version of the King Kong chimpanzee, and the other is the manipulator of "sound".

King Kong Chimpanzee is relatively better at defense and attack, but... he is really a bit big, and the space in the carnivorous plant's strange mouth can barely swallow him, but his strength is extremely strong. If he is not careful, he may not only blow up the human, but also directly blow up the carnivorous plant's strange mouth.

This extreme one-for-one method of completing the task doesn't seem very cost-effective at all.

If the strange sound waves that control the sound can be used to directly attack Wu Xiangwang in the mouth of the Piranha Plant, the propagation of sound is hindered. No matter how much his sound wave attack is concentrated to attack Wu Xiangwang, there will be overflowing power to attack the Piranha Plant.

So even though they have caught the bloody wanted criminal, Yinbo and his team of the Royal Capital Hunting Team have encountered unprecedented "mission difficulties".

"Damn you cunning human!" The chimpanzee punched a nearby house and knocked it down. "Come out of Huahua's mouth if you can!"

Wu Xiangwang heard the strange roar of the black-haired creature inside and rolled his eyes in a mocking manner, "You big idiot! Come in if you have the guts! I'm waiting here to fight you!"

The chimpanzee was so angry that he started beating his chest frantically. If he hadn't been so big that it was difficult for him to fit in, he would have rushed in and cut the human into pieces.

Seeing that he was about to reach a stalemate with this human, he hesitated for a moment and decided to use his trump card.

In addition to being able to sense and judge, his tentacles themselves also have phantoms and nerve stingers around their thin tentacles.

However, his tentacles are relatively fragile. If he cannot catch and control his opponent with one strike, the positions of prey and hunter will be reversed, and he will be in danger.

But I felt strangely that the human must have used up his abilities by now, and he must have become weak after being in the mouth of the Piranha Plant for so long, and there must be little supernatural energy left in his body.

He could try to simply entangle that person and drag them out. As long as that human was entangled by his tentacles and poisoned by his nerve stingers, that person would lose all the strength to resist even if he didn't die.

He winked at Soundwave and the Chimpanzee.

The other two weird ones nodded quickly and stood aside.

The sound waves condensed a very strong force. When the other three monsters were on guard, the sound was condensed into a beam and directly locked onto the bloody wanted criminal in the mouth of the Piranha Plant. The sound exploded instantly, and even formed an echo attack in the mouth of the Piranha Plant.

Wu Xiangwang was already on guard when it was quiet outside. All he could think of was that the guy who could attack with sound was about to make a move.

Although sonic attacks are invisible, they are extremely lethal. Ultrasonic waves can even directly shatter a person's internal organs and brain.

Wu Xiangwang hid in his own shell without thinking. Even with the protection and cushioning of the shell, the sound waves still caused blood to flow from the corners of Wu Xiangwang's eyes, mouth and nose, and he felt the pain and dizziness of brain concussion.

Tsk, he needs a pair of headphones with super good sound isolation!

At this moment, Wu Xiangwang saw dozens of thin, transparent tentacles like jellyfish shooting in like arrows. Without saying a word, those tentacles rolled up his shell, including himself, and tried to pull his shell and him out.

Don’t forget each other: “…”

They probably wanted to use sound waves to shock him so that he couldn't defend himself or move, and then drag him out with their poisonous tentacles.

This is a good idea.

But, he... is a man who has to support his family.

He has a well-proportioned figure and a perfect weight.

But his shell is his home, and it cannot be easily dragged away by those thin tentacles.

Look, doesn't it look a bit awkward to pull it out little by little?

The feeling at this moment was more than just a little awkward. All the tentacles of his embarrassment could curl up and slap himself in the face!

He considered many possibilities, but he hadn't expected that human to be so heavy! His thin tentacles couldn't bear the weight of the fat man. Now, pulling outward, his tentacles were so tight that they hurt. If he hadn't felt that his nerve stinger had already pierced out and that the human didn't struggle and was likely unconscious, he would have been so worried.

Fortunately, fortunately, even if it was a little slower, that human would still be dead!

Why does that human curl feel so hard? It doesn't feel like a human body at all...

"Ah! Ahhhhh~ I feel you dragging it slower, ah no no no, faster, drag it harder, um, I'm itchy and painful, it's so painful, so uncomfortable, I don't want to eat anyone or anything for the next few months, woooo!"

The Piranha Plant announced its future hunger strike plan in a strange and painful manner, but at least now it was in a better mood than before. It decided that once the human was dragged out, it would torture and kill him in the most cruel way possible, otherwise it would be difficult to eliminate the hatred in its heart!

It was at this moment that the strange sense suddenly sensed danger. He opened his eyes wide and was about to say something to warn people, but the next second he felt an intense pain that he had not felt for a long time!

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhh—”

He roared while waving his tentacles sharply, but found that the dozens of thin tentacles he stretched into the strange mouth of the carnivorous plant were all broken in the middle!

While he was screaming, Wu Xiangwang transformed into the strange form of a big-toothed ant and rushed out with a rebound. His speed was so fast that he left a shadow in the air and disappeared.

King Kong the Chimpanzee roared and slapped him but failed to hit him. However, Soundwave's eyes were cold and he opened his mouth to let out a silent scream. The invisible sound quickly chased Wu Xiangwang!

This is his ultimate attack skill [Death Sound Wave] filled with anger and murderous intent. As long as this sound wave is contaminated by that human being in the slightest, the Death Sound Wave will gather the surrounding energy through the same frequency resonance, and continue to harm the human being's body like a leech until that human being dies!

So far, countless humans and monsters have died under the [Sound Wave of Death], and no one, not even a monster, can withstand his [Sound Wave of Death]!

“Ahhhhhhhh it hurts so much! My tentacles, my main tentacles are all broken! I won’t be able to sense anything for a while! Soundwave! You must kill him! You must kill that damn human!!!”

"Ahhh, it's so itchy, so itchy, so itchy! My mouth is broken! My mouth is dirty! I don't want to eat people anymore! Captain, kill that man! Kill him, kill him, kill him! He's so hateful and he deserves to die!!"

Two of the three team members were howling miserably, which made Soundwave feel quite unhappy.

But when He sensed that His sound waves were about to catch up with the target, He revealed a cold, murderous smile.

"Don't worry, my sound waves have caught up with him, he will definitely die, huh?!"

The strangely firm and sinister words of the sound wave came to an abrupt halt. He stared straight ahead as if he had seen something horrifying that should not exist. His body suddenly stiffened and he took two steps back. When he raised his head again, his face had become pale and weak, as if his strength had been backfired.

"How, is it possible?"

"How could anyone possibly break my [Death Sound Wave]?!"

Captain Soundwave roared angrily and rushed forward, but his body did not have the speed of Soundwave, and he could no longer catch up with Wu Xiangwang who had escaped far away.

He could only feel that his [Sound Wave of Death] was shattered. He didn't even know how the other party did it, or whether the person who shattered his [Sound Wave of Death] was the bloody wanted criminal. If so, then that human's power was a bit too strong.

Soundwave fell silent with an unpleasant expression. He turned to look at the Piranha Plant, which still had its mouth open and tears streaming down its face. He also looked at the plant, which had lost most of its sensing ability. He felt as if he had been slapped three times in a row, and his face burned with pain. After a long moment, he cursed, "Fuck!"

"Go find Richard! We must kill that Wu Xiangwang in this city no matter what!"

At this time, Wu Xiangwang was being held in the arms of a gorgeous rogue.

Just as he was escaping, he felt the invisible attack coming at him at high speed from behind. He sensed the danger before the attack even touched his body. He even transformed into a strange state with the strongest vitality within a second, ready to withstand the sonic attack from behind.

Even if the sonic attack is extremely powerful, as long as Qiangqiang survives, he can continue to survive!

But he was not injured in the end.

When his creepy feeling reached its peak, he was suddenly grabbed by a pale, slender hand that stretched out from the side and spun around.

When he suddenly turned into the arms of the smiling human, he saw the guy stretched out his hand and gently patted his back, and the invisible sound wave was shattered in his palm.

It was as simple as if he had just brushed the dust off his clothes.

"Good day, my beauty."

"Beautiful women should be careful when walking alone on the street, and avoid getting stained by messy things."

Wu Xiangwang looked at Lin Yuan's outfit today, a pure white handmade uniform with fiery red gems inlaid on the cuffs and collar.

As gorgeous and showy as ever.

The most eye-catching thing is that this guy is obviously not nearsighted, but he wears a single-lens gold chain glasses on his right eye.

He could have gone to film a classic aristocratic movie, which was totally out of place with this simple fairy man of his.

"It's lunchtime now. You've been busy these past few days. Why don't you relax and have a delicious lunch?"

Wu Xiangwang rolled his eyes at Lin Yuan: "What's for lunch? Energy wheat?"

Lin Yuan laughed and said, "That's a very good suggestion. Let's have a hearty wheat meal."

Wu Xiangwang suddenly narrowed his eyes and looked at this guy who seemed to be full of tricks and secrets.

"Are you sure you want to eat energy wheat? Aren't you afraid that after eating it, you'll grow horns on your head, wings on your back, and a tail on your butt?"

Lin Yuan raised the corner of his mouth happily: "That look is also beautiful and powerful, isn't it?"

"However, energy is the purest thing. It shouldn't be considered evil just because it grows in an evil place."

"Evil flowers may bloom in dirty water, but there are also green lotuses that stand out, right?"

Wu Xiangwang raised his eyebrows slightly, "Then are you the flower of sin, or the pure green lotus?"

Lin Yuan took Wu Xiangwang's hand and happily pulled him around in another circle.

"Well, I'll be whatever you want me to be, how about that?"

Wu Xiangwang laughed and said, "Then I hope you are the richest man in the world."

Lin Yuan bowed slightly to him: "Then I am the richest man in the world."

Wu Xiangwang felt that the guy holding his hand must be the most talkative and sweetest person in the world.

What a cunning and sweet-talking guy.

Then Wu Xiangwang had a big meal of energy wheat with the sweet-talking Lin Yuan.

Lin Yuan, a guy who calls himself a wanderer, seems to really have a "garbage dump" where he has picked up everything. He pulled Wu Xiangwang and spread out his energy flying carpet at the edge of the city gate. On it were wheat wine, wheat tea, soft and sweet wheat cream bread, and fragrant energy broth noodles made from energy wheat.

It didn't look like a luxurious meal, but the tableware it was served on looked very expensive.

What's more important is that after Wu Xiangwang drank the wine and sipped the tea, took a bite of the bread, and slurped a chopstick of noodle soup, he could clearly feel a rich and gentle energy flowing through his body, which quickly replenished the energy he had just consumed in the battle with those weird guys.

Although he was not completely sure whether energy wheat had side effects before, after eating such a meal, he could conclude that "energy wheat" itself was definitely not the root cause of the outbreak of strange power in the human adventurer's body.

Those who suddenly became strange after eating wheat or harvesting wheat must have been influenced and stimulated by other factors.

Wu Xiangwang fell into deep thought. He felt that there was something wrong with the energy wheat field.

When he looked up and wanted to discuss something with Lin Yuan, the guy who came quietly left quietly, freer than the wind.

"...Tsk. A shady fellow."

Then Wu Xiangwang suddenly felt a slight warmth in his ears, and a tingling sensation as if something soft had gently licked them. He was so frightened that his whole body froze on the spot.

"Xiangxiang, I've been wanting to tell you for a long time, it's not nice to say bad things about people behind their backs."

Don’t forget each other: “…………”

How could he forget that this guy was so petty that he could break the weird captain of the Novice Village's bones every few days even though his body was gone? Next time, he would definitely curse him to death in his heart!

After lunch, Wu Xiangwang thought for a while and then started running around the city, mainly observing the city around the golden energy wheat field.

He actually wanted to stay in one place and observe, but he was afraid that the tentacled creature would be able to locate him from a distance.

Fortunately, he saw most of the tentacles of memory. He felt that the monster was now at least level eight disabled. Even if the remaining tentacles could still locate his position, it would not be as fast as before. He still had time to escape.

Well, if he had known earlier, he should have been quicker and cut off all the whiskers of that strange creature.

But, for now, it’s okay.

At least that afternoon and night, Wu Xiangwang was not pursued by the members of the strange hunting team. He only heard the angry roars of the gorillas and the piercing sound waves that echoed from time to time in the city.

So, he really needs a super high-end noise-isolating earplug.

Wu Xiangwang found a place to summon the snail shell hut and had a sweet sleep. Before going to bed, he buried the harvested energy wheat in the small garden of the snail shell hut's garden sunroom.

Since these energy wheats are good things, let's plant them first. If we grow enough, we can eat them together or sell them.

The next day, Wu Xiangwang waited next to the energy wheat field early in the morning.

This energy wheat field covers a very large area. From a high altitude, it occupies a quarter of the entire Exiled City.

After observing the wheat field from various angles in the air yesterday afternoon, Wu Xiangwang discovered that the planting shape of this energy wheat field was a bit special.

In his impression, most of the wheat fields in his hometown were square in shape, so that they were easier to cultivate and harvest.

But the golden energy wheat field in front of him was a circle as a whole, and the golden energy wheat on top of the circle was planted into long pieces of "vortex" shapes that spiraled from the outside to the inside.

It was amazing. Wu Xiangwang remembered that when he first looked down at this energy wheat field from a high altitude, he did not have such a holistic concept. But after he looked at it from all directions, the "shape picture" of the entire wheat field suddenly and automatically appeared in his mind.

At the moment the image was formed in his mind, Wu Xiangwang even felt as if his mind was being sucked in.

If the golden beasts in his sea of consciousness had not suddenly shaken, his soul would have been sucked into the golden vortex and he would not know when he would wake up.

So there must be something wrong with this golden wheat field, but there may not be something wrong with the "energy wheat".

Wu Xiangwang: "...Do you want me to turn over the entire land?"

So he had to find out which animals among the strongest ones were particularly good at digging the soil? Earthworms?!

Wu Xiangwang: "...No, no, no, there must be a better solution! Let's see! Let's see!"

Things like earthworms are just as annoying as Qiangqiang! ! !

Qiangqiang was the one who got the card when he was extremely scared in the City of Fear. Now he is very clear-headed! He will never get such a terrible monster!

Wu Xiangwang quickly shook his head to get rid of the earthworms that could regenerate broken limbs and were very good at digging holes and turning over the soil from his mind, and then focused his attention on the human adventurers who came to harvest wheat.

Wu Xiangwang easily saw Shang Chong and Wu Xingyun looking around, and also saw a few adventurers who came here to harvest wheat yesterday.

He thought about it, then turned into a beautiful butterfly and jumped down.

But this time after he jumped down, he didn't even glance at Shang Chong and Wu Xingyun. Shang Chong narrowed his eyes and pulled Wu Xingyun to stand aside.

Wangwang's behavior proved that he must have been chased yesterday. They had to pretend not to know him and then go back to notify others to prepare for battle.

As soon as Wu Xiangwang appeared, the human adventurers from yesterday turned to look at him and nodded to him.

This was a very natural way of greeting, but Wu Xiangwang's heart sank slightly when he met their eyes.

The expressions and states of these people don't look right.

He still remembered that when they left yesterday, these people all left with smiles on their faces and hope in their eyes, holding the harvested energy wheat.

Although they failed to complete the merchant mission on the first day, they collected more than ten kilograms of energy wheat with the "storm harvesting" wheat-cutting technique.

In this way, they only need to repeat the stormy harvest for ten days to complete the merchant mission. Logically speaking, their way out is visible to the naked eye, and there are no dangers or difficulties that cannot be dealt with, so they should not have any negative emotions.

Although these adventurers now appear to be relatively calm and normal on the surface, their overall mental state is much worse than yesterday.

There were even a few people who frowned and sighed unconsciously without realizing it.

When they began to harvest wheat, this feeling of lethargy became even more obvious.

It was still the same few fastest psychics from yesterday who rushed into the wheat fields first to harvest the wheat, but Wu Xiangwang found that their speed was obviously much slower than yesterday.

The speed was at least one third slower, and when they rushed out with their wheat in their arms, their depressed and bad mood could not be concealed at all, and everyone came out with a gloomy face.

After coming out, they didn't even want to say a word to their companions.

And when their non-speed-powered teammates rushed into the wheat fields and started harvesting the wheat, these power-powered ones couldn't even hold on to the end!

Wu Xiangwang and the other adventurers at the edge of the wheat field watched helplessly as those people began to slow down halfway through their charge. In the end, they actually put down their machetes or stopped using their supernatural powers as if they were stupid, and just stood in the golden wheat field like that, as if they would stand there forever.

In an instant, an indescribable sense of horror suddenly arose in the hearts of the adventurers standing by the wheat field.

Just as that terrifying feeling was about to spread to every cell in their body, suddenly—

"clang!!"

A deafening gong sounded, causing everyone to shudder.

Wu Xiangwang banged the golden cauldron in his hand, making a clanging sound that stimulated everyone's nerves, and then he shouted at the people in the wheat field at the top of his voice:

"What are you still standing there for, idiots? Roll up your sleeves and get to work! You haven't even returned home yet, your mortgage and car loan haven't been paid off, and your wife and kids are all waiting for you back on Earth! The cats and dogs at home are starving to death!"

"If you don't take action now, your parents will get old, your house and car will be repossessed! Someone new will sleep with your wife/husband and beat your children! Your cats and dogs will become homeless and pitiful! Is this what you want to see?!"

Don't be dazed, don't be sad! Cut the wheat and hurry home! "

Then Wu Xiangwang began to repeat those words at the top of his voice, and banged the golden pot to create an extremely passionate rhythm!

From the "National Anthem" to "Good Days", from "We Workers Have Strength" to "Yellow River Cantata", the passionate emotions finally infected the other adventurers. Everyone began to raise their hands unconsciously, clapping and singing together beside the wheat field!

The expressions of those adventurers who were standing quietly changed from silence to confusion, and finally to a ferocious look as they rolled up their sleeves and accelerated madly!

"My dog is still waiting for me! That stupid dog can't open the door and can only destroy the house. I must go back before it starves to death!"

"Damn it! My wife is so beautiful and my child is so cute. I will never allow anyone else to sleep with my wife or beat my child!"

"My mother only gave birth to me, a daughter. I'm going to die anyway! Get out of here, and no one can stop me from harvesting the wheat!"

So, amid the clanging sound of golden pots and the atmosphere of everyone clapping and singing, today was another day when everyone exceeded the wheat harvesting task.

The half-weird humans beside the wheat field: “…………”

What the hell is wrong with these people?! Can’t they just spend the day harvesting wheat?!