Fooled You, I'm Not Human Anymore!

Wu Xiangwang once believed that having a good face meant having everything. As long as he looked good, he could completely be a vase and a carefree immortal.

Until he fell into a terrifying w...

Chapter 36

After Wu Xiangwang spoke, the newcomers near the wall couldn't help but worry. But no matter how worried they were, they were now like meat on someone else's chopping block, unable to move at all.

But Scallop Weird was very happy. He felt that this time he had really met his destined beauty. As long as Xiangxiang could finish the meal with him, nothing would happen. The snake woman was just jealous of Xiangxiang's beauty and slandered Xiangxiang for being a human.

It's so funny, how could humans become such a perfect spiral monster?

But at the very beginning, He also saw Xiangxiang disguised as a human with one eye, and it was indeed a bit... too human-like.

So, let's just give it a little test.

If Xiangxiang is the real weird one, they will definitely enjoy their meal.

But if Xiangxiang deceived Him...

The scallop's strange eyes narrowed one after another, and then He would let the stupid and damned humans "see" the most painful purgatory.

Just as the scallop narrowed its eyes strangely, Wu Xiangwang had already picked up a piece of crystal clear fish meat and put it into his mouth.

Scallop Weiyi introduced it very attentively: "This is the fillet of crystal fish sent directly from the main city of Linhai!

The Crystal Fish is a Level 4 strange sea fish. It's incredibly fast and can become invisible in the sea under light. It's very difficult to catch, but its meat is incredibly delicious!

Wu Xiangwang put the crystal fish fillet into his mouth under the gaze of those two hundred little blue eyes.

Instantly, the sweet and tender taste filled the tip of the tongue and mouth. This crystal fish meat was actually a delicacy that humans could understand.

If you ignore the slightly agitated energy that instantly surged into your body through the fish, this could truly be considered the freshest and most tender fish Wu Xiangwang had ever eaten.

At this time, all the people and the weirdo were staring at this beautiful "weirdo" with gems on his body, waiting to see his reaction.

In fact, even Wu Xiangwang himself was waiting. The moment he ate the fish, he was already prepared to withstand the overly violent, complex, or powerful energy.

He didn't make a rash decision to throw the can away, but he seriously considered the various possibilities after eating these meals -

He is now in a completely strange transformed state. Although he doesn't want to admit it, he can feel that his body in this state is completely different from a human body.

To put it bluntly, he is now perhaps... just weird.

So, if he is truly "weird", how could he explode and die after eating food that can increase the strength of weirdness?

The best, or worst, outcome is that an excessive amount of "strange toxins" will accumulate in his body through this meal, which may accelerate his transformation from a human to a monster.

But we are not sure about this.

After all, he had just arrived in this world and had just mastered the ability to transform. He knew too little about this world or his own abilities and body.

Maybe his weird transformation and his normal human form will not affect each other, or maybe the weird transformation will increase the speed at which his normal human form transforms into a weird one, but these are things that he can slowly study, slowly discover, and even slowly change in the future.

Now, all he had to do was to finish his meal in front of the scallop's two hundred strange eyes.

Wu Xiangwang was mentally prepared to accumulate a large amount of strange toxins in his body.

But to his surprise, after eating a piece of crystal fish, he felt...good?

Although there was indeed a surge of energy that entered his body, the amount was not enough to cause him to explode and die.

The energy made him feel a bit like tasteless wine, strong and punchy, but not intoxicating enough to make him lose his mind and go "drunken".

Wu Xiangwang blinked.

In full view of everyone, he picked up another piece of amethyst fish fillet and put it into his mouth.

Yes, that's right, it tastes good and has a bit of a punch, but his drinking capacity is something he's practiced for! Eating this whole table is a piece of cake!

"Xiangxiang? How do you feel?" Scallop asked strangely with a bit of anticipation and inexplicable questions.

Wu Xiangwang began to use his chopsticks to pick up the raw marinated blue shrimp that looked very fresh.

"Hmm? I feel great! This food is really delicious."

"I haven't had such delicious and authentic food in days."

Wu Xiangwang elegantly scooped a big mouthful of raw marinated shrimp with a spoon. It was chewy, soft, sticky and fragrant. Thank goodness for the strange world. Even if the species have changed, the food has not changed!

Scallop is weird: "..."

The worried newcomers broke out in cold sweats: "..."

This reaction was something He/they had not expected.

However, everyone was unexpectedly happy?

"Hehehehe, Xiangxiang, as long as you like it! If you like it, eat more! Come and try this wild boar barbecue! This wild boar runs very fast and goes to the river every day to catch fish, eat fish, and bathe. It has no earthy smell and the meat is very firm! It's my favorite land game!"

Kaz!

Wu Xiangwang ate the piece of roasted wild pork. He was so attracted by the smell of the tender, juicy and delicious roast meat that he squinted his eyes unconsciously, so that the broken pearls at the corners of his eyes were sparkling.

"tasty!"

The scallop's two hundred strange little eyes were so stunned that he started to repeat his silly behavior of picking up food and looking at the beauty. Sometimes he picked up a piece of fish, sometimes he poured a bowl of soup, and sometimes he poked three big octopus balls and put them in his favorite fragrant bowl.

"These are grilled meatballs made with 100% fresh and alive giant octopus legs! Xiangxiang, please eat a few more!"

Wu Xiangwang nodded and accepted almost everyone who came. Then, in the eyes of the newcomers standing by the wall, whose expressions changed from worry to horror, and from horror to numbness, he almost finished half of the dishes on the table by himself.

"belch!"

Newcomers: “!!!”

Damn! He ate so much that he burped!!!

All they could eat was a bag of toasted buns that the strange creature with a fork-like head had just thrown to them.

Yes, they didn’t even give them pickles. Just toasted buns!

In fact, toasted steamed buns are a relatively safe food, but when you compare the toasted steamed buns in your hand with the delicacies on the table opposite, the steamed buns seem to be sour and difficult to swallow, as if they were soaked in lemonade.

Woohoo! I have to buy the Purification Stone! Even if I don't have crystal fish, pickled blue shrimp, or wild boar, I can still have some braised pork!!!

"Hehehe, Xiangxiang, even your burping is so cute~ It shows how much suffering you went through before when you were mixed in with the crowd!"

Wu Xiangwang didn't expect that he had eaten so much without realizing it. Now the situation seems a little bit bad.

He was not in danger of exploding, but he seemed to have underestimated the energy contained in these foods...and its aftereffects.

He always felt that something was stirring in his body.

"...Not bad. Only by blending in with the crowd can I find a servant that satisfies me."

"Also, blending in with the crowd gives me a sense of joy, a sense of deception and disguise. Look at their expressions today when they saw my true appearance. Isn't it funny?"

Scallop Weird thought for a moment before his eyes lit up: "Sure enough, Xiangxiang, your Da Meiwei just loves this method of playing with people's hearts and minds! I love it!"

Wu Xiangwang laughed, and his porcelain-white cheeks were already stained with cherry red. He touched the scallop strangely with his finger:

"Then Brother Bei, you have to be careful of me."

"Okay, lunch is over, and I'm sleepy."

"We've been together for a long time. We need to maintain some distance to create a fresh feeling when we meet again."

"No need to see me off. I will leave with my servants right away."

Scallop Guiyi was completely fascinated at this moment, and of course he would listen to whatever Xiangxiang said.

"Then I'll treat you to lunch tomorrow at noon!"

"Xiangxiang, do you still want to hang out with humans? I'll book a big hotel room for you to stay in."

"Oh, well, even if you don't want to leave, you still have to take the healing potions and food with you! What else do you need? What else do you want to buy? Oh oh! A mirror that reflects your beauty, huh? I'll have Octopus get it right away!"

Finally, the beautiful lady Luo Luo left the trading house with her servants under the reluctant gaze of her brother-in-law Scallop.

He also took away so many gifts that it would take more than a dozen people to hold them all.

Shang Chong and his group, who had originally planned to enter the trading house just to take a look and not buy anything, said: "..."

This is a development that we never dreamed of.

Then the high school student Xu Wei, who was lifting weights vigorously, murmured what everyone was thinking:

"So, we managed to get through the beauty mission? And we got all these goodies???"

"So, do we have to do neither the merchant mission nor the hero mission? And who's going to give us the one hundred silver coins?"

Wang Xiao pushed his glasses and answered at this time: "Don't overthink it if you can get through the beauty mission. I saw that the brother-in-law secretly stuffed a hundred silver coins into Wangwang's snail shell backpack in the end."

"If you want it too, go ask that brother-in-law."

Xu Wei shut up instantly.

How could he have the courage to ask that monster with two hundred eyes for silver coins!

"Kid, I told you not to be greedy. We should be very grateful to Mr. Wu for letting us complete the beauty mission. You still want silver coins? You have a month to earn money on your own!"

Teacher Zhang started moral education again.

Then he looked up at Wu Xiangwang, who was walking in front and had not said much since the beginning.

At this time, Wu Xiangwang put on another cloak.

However, this is not the flashy cloak that Captain Weird had prepared before, but a silver translucent cloak woven with crystal spider silk, which is windproof, waterproof and can reflect light.

He has returned to human form.

But it seems a little too silent.

"Wangwang boy? Are you okay?"

Zhang Xiangqiang asked with some concern.

Shang Chong immediately walked forward and wanted to see Wu Xiangwang's current condition and expression.

However, Wu Xiangwang blocked his sight with his hand.

"Hmm. I'm feeling a little under the weather. Probably because I ate too much."

"...I'm not going back to Old Czech's house yet. I need to...find a place to sleep first."

The energy contained in those high-level strange foods began to spread throughout his body at this time, making him feel dizzy as if he was drunk.

And besides that.

There was also a feeling of madness and anxiety that seemed to arise from the bottom of his heart, which made Wu Xiangwang decide that he had to stay away from "people".

Otherwise, something terrible might happen that he couldn't control.

"But you're out there alone..."

Before Shang Chong could finish his words, Wu Xiangwang jumped away.

He jumped so fast that he disappeared in almost an instant.

"Brother Shang! Is Brother Wu okay?"

Wu Xingyun's eyes were full of worry, and then he quickly said a few words of good luck.

Shang Chong also followed up with a "good luck".

"That guy is very lucky, nothing will happen to him! We just need to go back and wait for him."

However, this wait lasted until nightfall.

The carnival city once again started its carnival in the dark.

In the night wind, it seemed as if something was gently caressing his cheek.

Wu Xiangwang suddenly opened his eyes in dizziness and vague anxiety. In just a moment, his body changed, and then he began to attack the "enemy" that woke him up like an extreme ghost.

"Oh, did I offend you, my lady?"

"It's just that the night wind is a little chilly, and the rooftop isn't a good place to sleep."

The gorgeous figure dodged the somewhat messy attacks coming towards him with ease and even grace.

Then he smiled lightly, took a step to the left, and opened his arms. The attack of the man who was still a little drunk seemed to turn into enthusiasm as he threw himself into his arms.

The black bone wings opened and closed.

Beauty and the world are His.

"Also, beautiful people shouldn't easily eat and drink with trash."

"You'll be discovered and given an opportunity to take advantage of it~"