Wu Xiangwang once believed that having a good face meant having everything. As long as he looked good, he could completely be a vase and a carefree immortal.
Until he fell into a terrifying w...
Antenna Weird just couldn't believe that his boss, the stingy, cruel and vindictive Weird, would chase after this annoying human to deliver something.
Even if this human seemed to have a way to disguise himself into a strange appearance, how could that long-limbed, black-and-white, and unglamorous appearance possibly be the type of thing his boss would like?
But Antenna Weird was still a little uncertain.
After all... the number of humans He has targeted and tortured is at least a hundred, if not thousands. In the past, those humans could only wail in pain under His gaze.
But this human being was able to confront him fearlessly twice and stepped on his precious head three times in a row. This was definitely the most difficult person he had ever met in his life.
And such a difficult guy might actually have some strange abilities that could tempt his boss...
When I thought of this, the weird antenna seemed to be completely unpleasant.
It felt like the horror and worry of a loyal minister discovering that the emperor he assisted was about to be bewitched by a seductive concubine.
But no matter how much Antenna Weird wanted to kill this dangerous human being, he decided to endure it for now.
Besides the fact that the mirror in Wu Xiangwang's hand prevented him from tampering with the photos, he also wanted to find out whether the boss was really infatuated with this human.
If the nightmare came true, with his boss's terrible and protective personality that would turn into a brainless fool once he liked someone, he would be killed by his boss's two hundred eyes.
So Antenna was silent for a long time, gnashing his teeth before saying in a very sad and compromising voice, "...Forget it."
"My noble weirdness will not bother with a weak and cunning human like you."
"Don't you just want to take a picture? I'll give you this opportunity."
"Now get off my head and I'll take a new ID photo of you."
But strangely, the antenna did not hear the ecstatic or fearful response from the human on its head.
Instead, the tip of His already bent antenna was slapped again.
"Open your eyes and see if you can take pictures here! The light is bad, the scenery is bad, and I'm not wearing nice clothes! How can I take good pictures like this?
In order not to waste our time, take me to the nearest park or river, and we will try to finish the shoot within an hour."
Wu Xiangwang's voice was very natural, as if the person he was giving orders to was not a weird thing that could kill people in the blink of an eye, but his bag-carrying assistant and the photographer.
The antenna is weird: "?!?!"
"Human! Don't push your luck! I know where the nearest park is! I'll take you there right now!"
Antenna Weird cried out in pain, covering the swollen tip of the antenna on his head, and started running away.
Woohoo, he will remember this damn human!
One day! One day He will take revenge!
When the antenna mysteriously took Wu Xiangwang away, Wu Xiangwang gestured to Shang Chong and Wu Xingyun through the air to follow him.
The two of them rushed out of the yard without hesitation. Wang Xiao, who was in the yard, pushed his glasses up in thought. Hao Youjin spoke directly, "Shang Brothers, what are you planning to do today?"
Shang Chong thought for a moment and said, "I guess he'll go to the car dealership. It'll take forever to push the car around. It needs an engine anyway."
Moreover, they have already completed the beauty mission. Even if they got the beauty mission for free and did not get the 100 silver coins as a monetary reward, they should still get the reward for upgrading the cart.
Hao Youjin smiled and said, "Then we'll meet up at the car dealership."
As a very discerning and experienced veteran, Hao Youjin had already determined that Wangwang and his magical team were extraordinary.
The fact that he was able to complete the mission of a perfect person almost safely also proved his judgment. Therefore, at this time, don't worry about your face, and follow the capable people first. That is the right choice.
Shang Chong waved his hand to show that he understood. After he and Wu Xingyun left, the door of Old Czech's room, which had been closed all night, suddenly opened. Old Czech was still as stubborn and unpleasant as ever, and even his words were heartbreaking:
"Wow, so many of you have survived. You are quite lucky."
"To celebrate your survival, there are steamed buns and porridge for breakfast. Free."
The adventurers in the yard, exhausted after a night of work, were stunned at first, and then their stomachs reacted before their brains.
Gurgling sounds were heard one after another, and the people who had been fighting all night looked at each other, laughed and rushed into the house.
"Old Czech! You still speak so harshly! But I want to eat ten buns in the morning!"
"Just wait, you stubborn old man! I will definitely work hard every day to stay alive and finally return to my mother!"
Old Czech turned around and went back to the house. Listening to the voices of the new adventurers who were still full of energy after a night of fighting, a smile slowly appeared on his old face.
He looked through the window at the direction where the antenna was moving away strangely, bit the butt of his cigarette, and thought, hey, what a good boy.
Finally, he waited for a different development.
Linhe Park, a place in the carnival city where few weird people come to play.
After all, for the monsters, there is basically no other unnecessary pursuit in their lives except eating and upgrading.
Oh, sometimes they need to pursue mates and reproduction, but the weirdos aren't as obsessed with offspring and bloodline as humans. If they can find someone they like, they stay single. If they can't, they don't. For the weirdos, the most important thing is to stay alive, and to stay strong.
So there is no unnecessary pursuit of weirdness and no hobby of visiting parks.
Most of the time, the park is just a decoration, or a comfortable place to sleep when you are tired.
So when Tian Tian Guigui brought Wu Xiangwang to Linhe Park, it was really quiet and especially suitable for taking pictures.
At this time, the sun had already shone a little golden light from the horizon.
Reflected on the river surface of Linhe Park, the beautiful natural scenery serves as the background.
Wu Xiangwang swiftly jumped down, then walked to a lush tree with a few small flowers blooming on it by the river and posed:
"Come on, right here! Get the tree man, the morning light behind him, and the river water beside him in the photo. The tree and I should be at the golden section point of one-third of the way through the photo, and our entire bodies should be in the photo!"
Antenna looked strangely at the disgusting human who was holding the tree with one hand and slightly adjusting his hair with the other hand. He touched the tip of his eye which was bent and swollen from being beaten, and for a moment he had some uneasy thoughts again.
However, this thought was suppressed in his heart the next second.
Because the thorny flower tree that was being held by that nasty human had already launched an attack, but not only did that nasty human dodge all the thorns that were shot out, but that human even went so far as to kick the thorny flower tree in half with a cruel kick! !
Looking at the tragic appearance of the thorny flower tree being broken, the antenna covered its tip strangely and shook three times.
Forget it, forget it, He won’t bother with violent people!
Isn’t it just taking pictures? Just take pictures! Just take pictures!
So when Shang Chong and Wu Xingyun came over pushing two carts, what they saw was the immortal Wangwang posing in various pretentious and handsome poses facing the rising sun and the sparkling river water, and the one with the strange antenna had removed the third big eye that could take pictures, making him a qualified camera.
"Come on, come on, take a picture of me looking up at the sky with a melancholic expression. Remember to make sure the sun is right behind me."
"This tree is no longer useful, but the flowers are. Please take a picture of me holding the flowers and smiling."
"Oh, here's another internet celebrity photoshoot! I'll hold my hand flat, like I'm holding something up, and you find the perfect position so the sun is right in the palm of my hand. This is called the Sun in the Palm!"
The antenna creature was taking pictures with an expressionless face, but Wu Xingyun was particularly perceptive and discovered that this creature was actually taking pictures according to the request of his brother Wangwang.
Wu Xingyun was shocked. He nudged Shang Chong with his cart and said, "Brother Shang, the photos taken by that weird antenna actually met Brother Wangwang's requirements!"
“And there doesn’t seem to be a single blurry photo!”
Shang Chong twitched his lips as he looked at the man and the ghost taking pictures over there, and rolled his eyes at the mold next to him: "Your attention has shifted to grandma's house!"
Shouldn’t the key point be why a monster would take a photo of a human being, and the photo was so harmonious and without any blood!
At this time, the strange antenna's super hearing heard the conversation between the two humans behind it, and with its legs wrapped around the tree and the camera looking down, it took a beautiful photo of Wangwang Xiannan holding a leaf against the sun, and then snorted in its heart.
I've always said he's the best photographer in Carnival City! If he takes his photography seriously, every one of them is a blockbuster!
Otherwise, with so many monsters in the city that can take pictures and detect the enemy, how could he get a high-paying job taking pictures at the city gate!
Of course, I also benefited a lot from the boss's influence.
But! There is no trick and no one can question His photography skills!
To be honest, he actually had a lot of fun filming it. After all, those terrible and weird people in the city who only care about fighting and killing don’t have the heart to appreciate the beauty and art.
Normally, if he took some scenery photos, he would be laughed at for wasting his talent, but when he took those weird photos, none of those guys knew how to pose!
They are all ugly bastards who don't understand art!!!
The antenna made another strange click and took a picture of Wu Xiangwang who was touching the running water.
This human is still good at posing!
He looks good no matter how he poses, as if he naturally knows how to blend into nature and show his best side.
The antenna is weird: "!!!!"
Help!
Why does He think this human is good-looking?! Help, help, help! Could He have also been attacked by this human's strange abilities?!
Finally, in the weird and suspicious mood of Antenna, Wu Xiangwang finally finished taking beautiful photos of his weird world.
Then he chose a front-facing, smiling photo with the morning sun and clear river water as the background and pasted it on the first page of the pass as his ID photo.
When you open the pass, his bright and beautiful face comes into view.
"Very good, it was a pleasure working with you today. Antenna, let's continue filming if we're lucky!"
Wu Xiangwang waved at Antenna Weirdly while holding dozens of his beautiful photos. Finally, he didn't have to take pictures. Antenna Weirdly, who was about to be late for work, snorted loudly and ran away without looking back.
Take a picture of your sister! If I take a picture of you again, I will be the biggest idiot in Carnival City!
However, the strange antenna man put the big eyeball in his hand back on the tip of his antenna while running. A moment later, he pulled out a photo of a human from under the tip of the antenna.
Well, He didn't think this photo was pretty at all! He just, well, just wanted to remember this damn cunning human, learn from it, and then improve his skills every day so that one day he could capture a miserable and painful expression of him!
Hehe, hehe, thinking this way, I will have more energy to go to work today!
Shang Chong felt mixed emotions as he looked at the figure with the antenna running strangely. He turned to Wu Xiangwang and called out "Dad".
"Dad, today is another day to impress my son."
Wu Xingyun, holding Mushroom beside him, nodded: "Your father is your father! Please accept your son's knees!"
Wu Xiangwang couldn't hold back and rolled his eyes at each of the two men. Then he smiled and shook his head: "That guy tried to attack me several times. Do you think taking pictures is that easy? I was on guard the whole time."
"Okay, now that we've solved the most important thing, we're going to do another important thing."
"Is it about upgrading our carts?" Shang Chong pushed the cart in his hand: "It's time to let them run on their own."
Wu Xiangwang looked at the two carts and nodded and shook his head.
"The cart needs to be upgraded, but I'm more concerned about something else right now. Please accompany me to the East City Gate first."
Shang Chong didn't realize why he had to go to the East City Gate. Wu Xingyun, standing beside him, skillfully used a mushroom to block a branch that was about to fall from the sky and hit him on the head, while whispering, "The East City Gate, is it the gate to leave Carnival City?"
Although the Carnival City is very large, it only has two gates, east and west.
Although some powerful and strange homeless people were very unruly and did not go through the gate when entering or leaving the city, for the vast majority of humans and strange creatures, the towering city walls and the energy shield of a city could not be forcibly crossed.
They came through the west gate, so they naturally wouldn't go back when they left.
Therefore, the East Gate must be their only option to leave the city.
Shang Chong was slightly stunned when he heard Wu Xingyun's words, and then he almost immediately understood Wu Xiangwang's plan.
He looked around to make sure there wasn't anyone eavesdropping on their conversation, then lowered his voice and asked, "You want to leave the city early? Why? Is there a time issue?"
As Shang Chong spoke, his thorny brain began to think frantically: "I've always wondered why the Dragon Fang Legion and those old men were in such a hurry to get on the road, as if wasting a little more time on the road would be a waste of their lives."
"But they didn't plan to leave the city early. Didn't they say there was a rule that required us to stay in each city for a month?"
Shang Chong asked a series of questions one after another, his brows furrowed into a shape of a "川" (川) character.
Wu Xiangwang looked past him toward the east city gate, his expression calm but resolute: "Does what they say mean it's right?"
"They just came into this world a few months earlier than us."
"Furthermore, who made this rule? Is it the capital's rule, the rules of each city, or... the will of this world?"
Wu Xiangwang shook his head: "No matter whose rules are made, they are not beneficial to us."
"And I believe that in this world, whoever has the power can break and make the 'rules'."
Wu Xiangwang smiled and said, "Just like I wanted to take photos at a popular online restaurant before. But that restaurant has a policy of not allowing photos."
“Then I bought the restaurant.”
Shang Chong: “…” Fuck.
Wu Xingyun: “…” Fuck?
"I ended up taking the photos. Then I sold the restaurant to the owner for a 10% discount."
"We are all very happy."
Wu Xiangwang said: "So, rules are made by people, and of course they can be broken by people."
"It's the same in this world."
Shang Chong wiped his face and said, "Dad, with your talent, how can you be a star? If you go into investment and business, won't you become a local tycoon and the father of countless people?"
Wu Xiannan immediately revealed a look of disdain: "Why should I use my brain and work late into the night when I can just sell my face?!"
Shang Chong and Wu Xingyun: "..."
This is probably another kind of ultimate lying flat, right?!
Then the three of them went towards the east gate.
On the way, Wu Xiangwang told his friends his guess about the time and the news he knew.
“Don’t believe everything about that weird antenna, but ten cities and ten months must be a very important time node.
We need to upgrade our abilities, complete the missions in every city, and eat all the food here. Every minute and every second is important."
"I doubt anyone before us could have traveled all ten cities in ten months. But we must reach the capital as quickly as possible."
"If it can be earlier, the earlier the better."
Shang Chong and Wu Xingyun were shocked at first after hearing Wu Xiangwang's guess, and then they felt indescribable fear and anger.
Even Wu Xingyun, who was the most indifferent, felt an unspeakable fire in his heart at this moment.
"This damn weird world!"
Shang Chong gritted his teeth: "Such a big trap was hidden from the beginning!"
He simply couldn't imagine what kind of mood and ending those fellow Earthlings who had gone through untold hardships to reach the tenth city would feel, and then be completely transformed into monsters when they were about to leave.
But the only thing he knew now was, "Let's go, let's go! We must get to the capital as quickly as possible!"
Wu Xingyun also nodded seriously, which was rare.
He had to go back to see his mother no matter what.
However, if the way out of the city was so simple, Chi Yan and those old people would not have stated that "living in the city for a month" was a rule that must be enforced.
After Wu Xiangwang and the other two pushed the cart to the East City Gate, they were stopped by the guards guarding the East City Gate before they could even get close to the gate.
"Stop! What are you guys doing?"
A strange creature with three heads and three meters tall pointed at Wu Xiangwang and asked questions while holding a steel fork that was emitting electric sparks.
Wu Xiangwang felt the power of this strange guard, frowned slightly, and then revealed a perfect fake smile: "Hello, we are human adventurers. We have completed the city quest of Carnival City and wish to leave the city."
Wu Xiangwang took out his pass and turned to the second page, on which were two mission completed stamps, one red and one colorful.
At this time, Shang Chong and Wu Xingyun also quickly took out their passes and showed them. Their passes also had two stamps on them, but the colorful stamp for the beauty mission looked a bit sloppy.
The murderous aura of the three-headed creature faded a little when it saw the pass, but it took another careful look at the pass and suddenly roared again:
"You've only been in the city for two days?!"
"How is our Carnival City unworthy of you? How dare you want to leave after only two days?!"
"Didn't those old adventurers tell you that you must stay in each major city for at least thirty days before leaving?"
"Go away! Don't bother me here! Have fun and revel in Carnival City. Come back here after you've lived here for thirty days!"
"But Mr. Guard, we're in a hurry to get home. We really can't be flexible. Uh! Okay, I'll leave right away!"
Before Shang Chong could say something, the three-headed monster had already raised its sparking steel fork, and then Wu Xingyun pushed him away on a cart.
Shang Chong cursed only after the three of them were quite a distance away from the city gate.
"Damn it, I can't get out."
Wu Xiangwang curled the corners of his mouth. This was a development he had already thought of.
Or an inevitable development.
"Are we really going to live here for a month?!" The thorny Dharma King gritted his teeth and said angrily, "If you can't, try climbing over the wall!"
But he himself knew that this was almost impossible to succeed.
Then the Dharma King heard the immortal man snort.
"Of course I can't stay for a month."
"Since we can't get through, let's find someone who can make the city gate guards change their principles and lead us through."
Shang Chong blinked, then looked shocked.
"Are you looking for that scallop brother-in-law? Even if you could charm him, he would definitely keep you and wouldn't let you go."
Wu Xiannan smiled.
"Dharma King, you don't understand love."
"Let's go to the car dealership first."
"I have a feeling that we can 'accidentally' encounter our escape gold finger there."
His Holiness Shangchong: “Sun.”
Do you understand that I don’t love you?
I want to see how you can fool that brother-in-law with two hundred eyes! !