Fooled You, I'm Not Human Anymore!

Wu Xiangwang once believed that having a good face meant having everything. As long as he looked good, he could completely be a vase and a carefree immortal.

Until he fell into a terrifying w...

Chapter 9

With mixed feelings, the mosquito spirit Wu Xiangwang flapped his wings and flew high into the sky above the Novice Village.

Because the moonlight was once again obscured by dark clouds, the entire Novice Village was shrouded in darkness, making it difficult to see clearly with the naked eye.

However, for Wu Xiangwang who was in a strange state, the darkness at this time could not become an obstacle to his vision, and it was even a natural barrier and cover.

A little bit of weak light was enough for him to see the entire village clearly, not to mention that he had a moonlight gem lamp surrounded by golden vines in his hand.

Then he saw the small river flowing through the edge of the entire Novice Village, the big house at the easternmost end of the Novice Village, and the fenced fields next to the house.

There is no doubt that the largest house is the house of the village chief of the Novice Village, and at the edge of the enclosed field, there is a giant chicken coop built of wood that looks like it can accommodate a dozen ostriches.

Wu Xiangwang flew directly towards the big house.

On the way, he flew over a small river and used a lantern to take a look at his current appearance.

Don’t forget each other: “…”

Well, it was just as he imagined. He was no longer a normal person now.

The original black hair turned white, but not completely white, and there were a few strands of black hair on the forehead that looked like highlights.

There are two thin whiskers on his forehead, which can magically move at will. When he gently moves his whiskers, he can capture the information conveyed by the wind and air, which is information from far away that cannot be reached by vision and smell.

This is "sensory detection."

Wu Xiannan moved his whiskers and thought, okay, I can just use this as an extension cord for the WiFi signal, so that I can monitor dangers and changes in more distant places.

Then there are his eyes. In fact, his eyes have not changed much, except that there are a dozen black oval dots radiating out from the corners of his eyes. At first glance, they look like some strange eye decorations, but if you look at them for a long time, you will feel that the oval dots are the shape of eyes, and you will feel dizzy if you look at them for a long time.

Then there was the black pattern that covered almost his entire body. It looked like some kind of vine or flower, not ugly, even graceful. But as it spread across his limbs, extended to his neck, and finally took up almost two-thirds of his face, the eerie and terrifying feeling overwhelmed the beauty, making it impossible to look directly at it.

In addition to the extra bone spurs on her elbows and feet, after the transformation, she inexplicably turned into tight black and white pajamas that exposed her back, legs, and waist.

Wu Xiannan stared at the water for a long time, and finally cursed loudly.

When he was scolded, he really looked like a thousand-year-old mosquito spirit.

The second curse was that the gorgeous and weird aesthetic was off to the sky.

Finally, what he couldn't understand even more than his strange appearance was his changed clothes! He was wondering why he felt so cold before, and his current clothes weren't much better than some sexy leather jackets!

Wu Xiannan: "..."

Cape, he must get a cape!

In all these years since his debut, he has never been to the adult entertainment industry or worn such indecent clothes!

So, what kind of weird aesthetic is this?

Wu Xiannan cursed and flew up again. This time, he lifted up his tight black and white shorts while flying, for fear of exposing himself.

After cursing for ten minutes, he finally flew to a branch next to the largest house in the Novice Village. He chose a perfect spot to see the large chicken coop and squatted there quietly waiting.

Originally, Wu Xiangwang was worried that the golden lantern in his hand would expose his location, but when he thought about it, he noticed the small golden leaf on the handle of the lantern.

He thought for a moment and pressed the golden leaf. Instantly, the golden vines surrounding the gem began to grow and entwine again, and soon the small hollow lantern turned into a sealed one.

The bright moonlight was also sealed in the vines, and the surroundings became pitch black again.

Wu Xiannan was stunned for a moment, then smiled with great satisfaction.

A perfect man like him deserves such a gorgeous and perfect lamp!

Apart from the gorgeousness and weirdness, the taste is really good.

This way you can wait in peace.

The hero's quest requires capturing or killing a weasel that stole the village chief's chickens. At first glance, this doesn't seem like a difficult task. After all, in human perception, even if a weasel can bite, it's much smaller than a human and poses no threat to life.

But the roasted wild boar for dinner made Wu Xiangwang not dare to be careless——

The "wild boar" hunted by the Dragon Fang Legion not only had a row of razor-sharp bone spurs on its back, but also had fangs so ferocious they could easily bite a person in half. Most importantly, the wild boar was at least four times larger than the pigs Wu Xiangwang knew of on Earth.

That really could be called a mountain of meat.

The “wild boar” has grown from a little pig into a meat mountain with teeth. Will the “weasel” still be the slick and cute little thing he remembers?

Therefore, Wu Xiangwang decided to wait on a tree branch to see what the enemy looked like before deciding whether to launch a tentative attack.

If he could have an overwhelming victory over the strange weasel in his current state, then he would just kill the wolf!

If the gap is huge...

Wu Xiannan frowned. The missions in the Novice Village shouldn’t be... too cruel, right?

Rustling.

There was a slight rubbing sound in the grass.

Wu Xiangwang, who was squatting on a tree branch, felt his head move slightly and he suddenly raised his eyes to look in the direction of the sound.

In fact, rather than looking, his method of locking onto a target is more like "heat sensing".

This is the mosquito's secret weapon for finding humans, and it always hits the mark.

And now he uses it to find weasels.

But soon Wu Xiangwang no longer needed to look for him. He took a deep breath and forced himself to suppress the roar that was about to open his mouth.

That's a fucking weasel?!

That thing that leaped out of the bushes, stood 1.8 meters tall, dug a deep hole in the ground with its claws, and whose tail looked like a mace, could it be a weasel? ! !

This might be a weasel spirit after nuclear radiation!!

Wu Xiannan squatted on the tree branch, as quiet as a chicken.

How the hell was he going to fight this? He might as well just go dance for the captain of the guard.

Wu Xiangwang gritted his teeth inwardly while staring intently at the strange weasel. He mentally told himself to go back and lie down like a corpse, but his body remained squatting there motionless.

He didn't know why he refused to leave. Perhaps he wanted to witness the true power of this strange world.

Then, the strange weasel really gave him a show -

It quickly jumped to the front of the chicken coop, and its sharp claws, which gleamed coldly in the dark, scratched the door of the chicken coop several times. The wooden door, which was as thick as a man's arm, was scratched off, leaving a big hole.

The two green eyes of the strange weasel suddenly revealed a ferocious green light, and it stretched out its claws to drill into the chicken coop.

Normally, the chickens in the coop should scream in warning, or even flap their wings and run away. However, weasels have a natural blood repression against chickens, and most chickens will be frightened and unable to move when they see a weasel.

This kind of bloodline suppression probably had a stronger manifestation in the strange world. Wu Xiangwang squatted on the tree and listened hard but could not hear any movement in the chicken coop.

"Hiss..." The chickens in this chicken coop must be filled with little hens that have little fighting power and are well-behaved and obedient.

Wu Xiannan couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

If there was a fighting rooster, the house would not have been stolen so easily by the weasel.

But maybe even the fighting rooster would be useless, otherwise the village chief would not have allowed his chickens to be stolen and issued a brave mission.

While Wu Xiangwang was sighing, the ferocious and strange weasel had already come out with its prey.

Wu Xiannan took a look and his mouth twitched——

What a greedy weasel!

Not only did this guy hold a hen in his mouth, he also had a chicken in his left hand and a chicken in his right hand. If his claws were not enough, he could probably steal all the chickens from the village chief's house at once.

but……

Wu Xiangwang narrowed his eyes.

Greed has its benefits.

For example, now the guy's mouth is blocked by the chicken, and his claws, which may be poisonous, are also holding the chicken. The only threat left on his body is his mace-like tail, and even this tail has to help his upright hind legs maintain balance from time to time.

In other words, the combat effectiveness of this strange weasel has been reduced by at least 60%.

Wu Xiangwang felt his heartbeat begin to quicken.

Do it or not? Do it or not?

Opportunity never comes again!

Done!!

At the moment of decision, Wu Xiangwang, who was squatting on the tree, suddenly jumped up with his long legs, and the transparent scaly wings behind him vibrated at high speed, carrying the momentum of his jump straight to the back of the strange weasel!

The figure dancing and leaping in the air in the darkness was dangerous and gorgeous, and almost instantly rushed to the back and above the strange weasel.

? !

Almost at the moment when Wu Xiangwang's right hand sharp nails pierced the weasel's neck, the strange weasel, which was originally in a happy mood after completing the hunt, also sensed the danger.

All of its fur suddenly stood up, and the originally soft fur now stood up like steel needles to prevent the sudden enemy from biting off its neck!

Unfortunately, the enemy that attacked it was not a ferocious beast, but... a fierce mosquito.

Wu Xiangwangshen's fingernails instantly extended another ten centimeters when the strange weasel's fur exploded. The sharp nails easily penetrated the weasel's exploded yellow hair, pierced through the tough skin that even wild boar tusks could withstand, and went straight into the flesh.

Then--

【Blood sucking! 】

What was transmitted into his body from Wu Xiangwang's fingertips was not the blood of the strange weasel, but pure "energy" that had been purified and was slightly warm.

It felt like taking a sip of warm soup.

Cool!

Weird Weasel: “???!”

Weird Weasel: “Ah——”

The strange weasel, whose fur stood on end and who had been successfully attacked, was obviously extremely stimulated, and its tail behind it began to chase Wu Xiangwang madly!

This swing even made a sound in the air, showing how ferocious it was.

But...

The angry weasel, which had already spit out the hen in its mouth, turned around only to find that its target was gone, and then the sound of something breaking through the air came from above its head!

The strange weasel looked up suddenly and saw the winged mosquito-like creature that had already flown high into the sky.

"Jieao——"

The strange weasel roared angrily at the sky, waving its claws and tail wildly.

But it's of no use.

Wu Xiannan was humming a song in mid-air.

"Hey, you can't hit it! Buzz buzz buzz!"

"Hey, I can fly! Buzz buzz buzz~"

For the first time in his life, Xiannan experienced the pleasure of being a mosquito.

That’s really cool!!

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The author has something to say:

Weird Weasel: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hate it!!

Mosquito Fairy Man: It feels like flying! Except the clothes are too cool.