Fooled You, I'm Not Human Anymore!

Wu Xiangwang once believed that having a good face meant having everything. As long as he looked good, he could completely be a vase and a carefree immortal.

Until he fell into a terrifying w...

Chapter 98

After spending seven days, Wu Xiangwang finally heard the news he wanted to hear from A Mao Guiyi and found a breakthrough in the city of secret rooms.

After he gave the correct answer about the gems of all worlds, A Mao briefly talked about his treasure-grabbing plan.

"That baboon's greatest strengths are its powerful arms and leaping ability, rivaling any other monkey. When it can't catch you, it uses its deadly howl to disrupt the enemy's mind and actions. If you're distracted and stop, it will catch you and kill you."

"So I'll strike him on the day he's happiest and most triumphant, dealing him a fatal blow. And you just need to support me outside at that time, and shoot a spider silk to pull me away when I need help the most. Then I can use the Gem of All Worlds to control him, gradually draining his strength, and finally killing him completely!"

"Originally, this place was a bit risky, but with you here, the risk is greatly reduced. I'm entrusting my safety and life to you. Zhuzhu, you will definitely help me, right?"

Wu Xiangwang smiled and nodded: "Of course, I will help you at any time."

"However, if you choose to act on November 11th, there will be five other monsters and five humans present. The humans are weak and easy to deal with, but the five monsters combined are a very powerful force. If they all go to help the city lord at the critical moment, even if I support you outside, we may not be able to escape."

When A-Mao Guiyi heard this, his eyes flickered slightly, revealing a hint of darkness. "Don't worry, with those five Guiyi, my actions will go more smoothly."

"I won't be satisfied with any dress that day."

"Of course, Ah Fu wouldn't either. After all, he has a bad temper that gets him really angry."

Wu Xiangwang raised his eyebrows.

I feel like I've caught something.

"That's good. Then I wish you success, A Mao!"

The city lord's husband raised his eyebrows happily when he heard this, as if he would soon be able to obtain the Gem of All Worlds, reach the pinnacle of life, and then marry Zhu Zhu Meigui.

Suddenly, a loud roar sounded under the tree, which made Wu Xiangwang feel like his ears were going deaf. At the same time as the roar sounded, a huge pressure also pressed on Wu Xiangwang.

"Damn it! Where did you come from, you ghost?! Why are you sitting in the tree with A Mao?!"

"Get down here!"

Wu Xiangwang's hair almost exploded. Without thinking, he shot out a spider silk and leaped towards another big tree.

Fortunately, he moved quickly enough, because when he flew out, he found that the big tree he was sitting on had been broken by a slap from the furious baboon, whose palm suddenly widened.

A Mao, who was a little slow to react, was strangely knocked to the ground.

"Ahhh, why are you running? Why are you running?! You ugly, hateful thing! You are so skinny and weak, without any strength at all. How on earth do you have the guts to snatch my A Mao?!"

When the city lord Baboon found that he couldn't attack Wu Xiangwang at the first moment, he got so angry that he jumped up and down and started slapping his head hard.

Wu Xiangwang didn't know what the crazy baboon was going to do at first, but when he saw the baboon's left eyeball began to flash with gray light as the baboon slapped its head, he felt a huge danger.

He stopped in an instant and flew backwards, but even as he retreated he did not feel that the danger was over.

When he noticed that the air around him began to fluctuate, he suddenly understood what the baboon wanted to do.

He cursed in his heart and was about to turn around to take the damn baboon away when the space was suddenly broken. Liusha reached out and pulled him into his own space.

Thus, the door that was aimed at him and was about to lead him into a secret room that would inevitably lead to death was stuck.

The Baboon City Lord failed to catch Xiao San, and his angry roar echoed throughout the city lord's castle.

"Amao!!! Why did you betray me?! No wonder you ignored me no matter how I called you these past few nights! No wonder you were so weak these past few nights, as if you hadn't eaten!"

"Your strength is not as good as mine, but I still chose you to be my husband. Shouldn't you be grateful to me? Why did you betray me?!"

At the end, Ah Fu's left eye began to glow slightly as he looked at Ah Mao.

Ah Mao's hair was about to explode, and cold sweat was dripping from his forehead. But he tried to appear calm, pushed up his glasses, and glared at Ah Fu with an even more angry and frustrated expression.

"How did I betray you? Did you see what I did to Him? We didn't hold hands or exchange core power, so how could I betray you?! It was a spider monster, a wandering monster. He suddenly came here, so of course I had to ask His purpose, but before I could find out, you were already here!"

"That guy looks like a monster who came from the capital. You're just attacking him indiscriminately. What if there's a powerful monster in the family behind him? What if he comes from the capital with instructions for you?!"

"Afu, do you know what I dislike most about you? It's your explosive temper that makes you want to get angry and hit people easily!!"

"Do you know that this will bring you huge hidden dangers?!"

Ah Fu saw that He was talking so logically and inexplicably that he felt that He was indeed a bit too good at Tai Chi. However, He was not afraid of danger: "I am very strong! I am not afraid of anything!"

Ah Mao sneered, "But there will always be a day when you are careless and get hurt. Then you will find that the weak enemies you could easily kill before will suddenly become terrifying creatures that want to kill you!"

"Forget it. You won't listen to anything I say anyway, so I won't talk to you anymore. If you think I'm betraying you by talking to other weirdos, then just send me to the secret room. I may look glamorous as the city lord's husband, but I'm actually nothing!"

After A Mao finished speaking, he turned around and left. The city lord Baboon looked at his back with a deep gaze. The gray light in his left eye flashed and finally slowly dissipated.

Just at this moment, the strange voice of the spider that escaped under his nose suddenly appeared again.

"Sister, you really misunderstood me just now. I really have no interest in your husband at all."

"But who made Him keep pestering me and eagerly asking me to stay? I was bored so I stayed."

"However, I now feel that you, sister, are much stronger and more beautiful than Him. Anyone with eyes would choose you between the two of you. Sister, sister, I won't compete with you for the man, but can I compete with your husband for you?"

The spider suddenly popped its head out and looked at the Baboon City Lord with its eight shiny round eyes.

The Baboon City Lord was originally filled with anger, but after hearing the strange words said by the spider, he could strangely no longer express it.

Oh my god, what is this shameless weirdo saying! How could he seduce me so blatantly?

"You, you, you! Be careful! Of course I'm strong and beautiful, and it's normal for you to admire my strength. But don't even think about seducing me! I don't like a skinny and weak thing like you!"

But just as the Baboon City Lord finished speaking, the spider that he had chased away jumped out strangely. It jumped around him, blinking its eyes. Its eyes could even change color. As it jumped, it smiled and called out "Sister" to him.

It's really, really cute!

"Sister, sister, you can fall for that incompetent guy, why can't you fall for me? Am I not cuter and prettier than Him?"

"Sister, I love your strong arms, powerful chest muscles, and shiny black hair! I'm so happy to dance with joy just standing next to you!"

"Sister, sister, you are the city lord! Isn't the city lord powerful and able to do whatever he wants? Just accept me in! Even if you look down on me, I can make you happy, make beautiful clothes for you, and tell you all kinds of interesting stories!"

"Sister, sister, don't you really want to look at me?"

"I'm not here to ruin your happiness, sister. I'm here to join you and bring you happiness!"

City Lord Baboon: "..."

The city lord baboon felt a little dizzy after being jumped by the spider, but for some reason he felt that his mood did improve a little when he looked into its eyes.

He didn't know what to do with this bold and enthusiastic little spider for a moment: "...Are you really not trying to seduce Ah Mao?"

Wu Xiangwang showed an expression of disgust: "Sister, I'm not stupid. How can it be so strange that the powerful city lord doesn't like her and instead likes a weakling!"

"I want to seduce my sister!"

"Sister, let me knit you a little hat like the one on my head~"

The city lord baboon suddenly felt moved when he saw the furry yellow hat with eyeballs.

"Really?"

"Really, really! As long as you, Sister City Lord, are willing to let me stay by your side, I'll be completely satisfied! I don't need the title of the City Lord's husband, I don't need any extra power, and I won't have a sullen face every day, unhappy about this or that, and say sarcastic things that make Gui uncomfortable from time to time."

"I will be your most adorable pistachio!"

Wu Xiangwang danced and danced while madly flirting with A Mao. When he saw that the Baboon City Lord really remembered some unpleasant things because of his words, the smile on his face became even happier.

"Sister City Lord~ Why would a strong, powerful, and influential monster like you let yourself be wronged?"

“The most important thing about doing weird things is having fun!”

"A male ghost has made you unhappy, and you still want to keep him for the New Year?"

"There are thousands of male ghosts in this world. If one doesn't work, we can just switch!"

So, this last sentence was like the final kick to open the door to a new world. The city lord Baboon looked at the young, cute and energetic little spider in front of him and finally made a decision.

"Well, then, you can live in the hut in the garden."

"Sister! That's great! I really like you so much~"

The City Lord Baboon couldn't help but pat the little spider's huge, thick palm in the strange direction, and then he quickly retracted it.

"Well, I just put you under my nose to prevent you from doing bad things."

"But you said you wanted to make me happy. Come on, do you have any way to make me happy? If you can't do it, I'll eat you!"

The corners of Wu Xiangwang's mouth twitched slightly.

I seemed to hear a laugh that sounded a bit gloating and a bit sour.

He knew that the Hua Gui must be lurking nearby, waiting for him.

But Wu Xiangwang is not a coward at all.

He immediately broke into a huge smile. "Sister, I heard you came from the mountains? How long has it been since you felt the joy of childhood?"

City Lord Baboon: “???”

"Let's go to the forest secret room, sister. Let's play the swing game on the tree! You chase me, I chase you! If you catch me, I will dance and tell jokes to you. If I catch you, you will say something bad about A Mao. What a good deal, sister! If you are unhappy, you can eat me!"

City Lord Baboon: “~~~~”

Ever since Spider-Man mentioned the swing, he'd been eager to try it. How long had it been since he'd freely swung in the jungle since becoming the city lord? How long had it been since he'd pounded his chest and roared?

A Mao always tells us not to be so rude and loud, but to be more elegant and reserved.

Bah! What's the point of being so elegant and reserved when it comes to weirdness!!

So, the next second, the city lord baboon excitedly pulled the little spider into a jungle secret room, and then Wu Xiangwang controlled the spider silk to jump between trees. The city lord baboon chased after him, howling and laughing, and from time to time wanted to stretch out his huge palm to grab him.

Don’t forget each other: “…”

If he is a little bit weaker, this game will kill him.

He had paid a lot to join the city lord's family and work hard to get to the top. Even when he was in the entertainment industry, he had never tried so hard to poach people!

While the city lord baboon and his cute little spider were playing wildly in the forest, A Mao had been waiting in the city lord's bedroom for a long time with a gloomy face.

He specially drank a bottle of his treasured "Male Super Charm" potion tonight, ready to conquer the ugly and hard baboon in bed.

Although He had had enough of that annoying baboon, He only had four days left to complete His plan. He couldn't let anything go wrong! He had to endure until the last day!

He has bribed the five weird creatures that came to make clothes for the city lord's baboon. They will help him attack the city lord. He has also prepared a highly toxic potion of violence. The angrier Ah Fu becomes, the crazier he will become, and the crazier he becomes, the more power he will lose!

Even though the City Lord had a strong vitality and strong self-healing ability, as long as He didn't have the support of the Myriad Worlds Gem, that stupid baboon would definitely die according to His calculations! !

But tonight, He still has to work hard.

It's just that it's been so long, why hasn't that stupid baboon come back yet?!

The city lord's husband pushed his glasses up, revealing a somewhat puzzled expression. He had taken the medicine in advance!

Then, A Mao, who was ready to work hard tonight, stayed alone in the empty room all night in a state of hot body and erection.

It was so painful that I couldn't even describe it.

But what made A Mao even more difficult to accept and even suspicious was that he did not find the stupid baboon in the yard until dawn. The stupid baboon who usually took the initiative to greet him was now sweating all over, smiling and radiant.

He didn't even glance at her. Instead, he stretched out his hand and pulled a thin spider silk, saying happily, "Hahahaha, I had a really good time last night! I haven't been that happy in a long time! Spider, you must be starving, right? Come on, come on! I'll take you to eat something delicious! I have everything you want to eat, and I'll give it to you~"

Ah Mao: “???”

A Mao: “!!!”

A Mao: It must be that I took the medicine in the wrong way! ! !