Chapter 343 (2)

His eyes were red, and he trembled as he held Yan Shixun's hand, saying as if he was giving his last words: "Yan, Brother Yan, remember to be good to your aunt. After I die, you must grow old together, live happily together, and have a son soon..."

"Oh, by the way, the ancient book in the old courtyard in Binhai City was not torn by Xiaobao. I drooled on it when I dozed off inside. Since Xiaobao was beside me, I just stuffed it into his pocket and said that you asked him to memorize it. I wanted to keep it a secret, but since I'm already dead, I'd better go quickly and quietly. I'll leave this secret to you, Brother Yan."

"Also, the fish tank in the yard was not broken by Zhang Wubing. When I went to visit, I was scared by the human heads that Xiaobao was playing with, and I accidentally kicked the fish tank and broke it. Zhang Wubing happened to walk by, so I said it was Zhang Wubing who did it."

"I was also the one who broke Master's peach wood sword, but I really didn't do it on purpose. I was planting vegetables in the back mountain, and other Taoist priests asked me to apply fertilizer, so I borrowed Master's peach wood sword to help apply fertilizer, but who would have thought that the sword would break when I was digging the ground..."

Lu Xingxing was still confessing to Yan Shixun with tears and snot, and was extremely sincere.

But the smile on Yan Shixun's face gradually disappeared. He narrowed his eyes and his expression became dangerous.

Oh... so it was you who did it.

"Also, Brother Yan, tell the truth."

Lu Xingxing said sincerely: "I think you are really an idiot when it comes to relationships. You didn't even notice that Master Aunt has liked you for so long - Brother Yan, you have the wood attribute, right? I think I am better than you in this aspect."

Yan Shixun: “…………”

He regretted it and should have let this brat sleep here like a sleeping beauty forever!

Just now when he saw Xingxing unconscious, he actually felt heartbroken - he was blind, Xingxing shouldn't have a mouth!

Lu Xingxing kept talking to Yan Shixun and wiped all her snot and tears on the cuffs of Yan Shixun's coat. This made Yan Shixun, who was quite obsessed with mysophobia, blush and he felt that he could no longer hold back his anger towards these two idiots.

Finally, when Lu Xingxing confessed that he was the one who told everyone in advance that Yan Shixun and Ye Li were together, Yan Shixun finally couldn't help it and slapped him.

With a "pop" sound, a red mark appeared on Lu Xingxing's smooth forehead.

Lu Xingxing was in so much pain that tears were streaming down her cheeks. She asked, "Yan, Brother Yan?"

Yan Shixun sneered: "Does it hurt?"

"It hurts..."

"It hurts, that's right."

Yan Shixun said with a fake smile: "Because you are still alive."

Lu Xingxing: “…………”

"!!!"

What is the scariest thing?

——The person is not dead, but the society is dead.

Lu Xingxing looked desperate and asked tentatively: "Is it too late for me to say now that I didn't do it?"

Yan Shixun sneered: "Oh, guess?"

“QAQ!!!”

The Taoist priests who rushed over after hearing the noise also happened to hear Lu Xingxing's confession outside the door.

Several of the Taoist priests felt their blood pressure rising rapidly and their anger instantly reached its peak.

"This brat!"

The Taoist priest said angrily: "I knew he wasn't the type to settle down and farm peacefully!"

"So he was the one who made the grease stain on the notebook! You idiot!"

When Taoist Song Yi returned to Haiyun Temple after a long journey, he heard Lu Xingxing say that he used his peach wood sword to dig manure.

Taoist Priest Song: “…………”

"Lu! Xing! Xing!"

Taoist Master Song Yi picked up the peach wood sword, kicked the door open and rushed in: "You traitor——!"

"Ahhhh Master, why are you here too? Am I really not dead?! Wuuuuuu QAQ"