Chapter 1: Damn It

Chen Qingqing was humming a cheerful tune and was in a particularly good mood. Due to her outstanding work, she had been selected as chief physician. When she saw the great pain her grandmother endured before her death, she studied medicine and vowed to become a qualified doctor.

She rode her electric scooter to work at the hospital as usual. Just as she was driving onto a bridge, a black car came towards her like a wild horse.

There was a little girl in front of her carrying a schoolbag on her way to school. She didn't have time to think about it and pushed the little girl away.

Everything went dark before my eyes, and I felt my soul separate from my body and float up unsteadily.

Chen Qingqing was extremely angry. How did this driver drive the car? Didn't he have eyes?

She looked down in fear and saw a mess all around her. The electric bike she was riding had been smashed to pieces and her body was lying on the ground with a bleeding head.

"Am I already dead?"

Just as she was gritting her teeth and wanting to curse, she heard a voice behind her, "Sister, let's go, we're here to pick you up."

"Who called me?"

Chen Qingqing turned around and saw two impermanence ghosts standing behind her, one black and one white. The white one had a long tongue sticking out and held a mourning stick in his hand, while the black one held a soul-catching chain in his hand.

She was so scared that she almost peed her pants on the spot and immediately burst into swear words.

"Damn it, Black and White Impermanence, it's really like seeing a ghost in broad daylight."

Chen Qingqing's scalp tingled and she turned around and wanted to run, but her body seemed to be sucked in and she couldn't move.

"Okay, stop making a fuss. You're a ghost now, so why are you afraid of us? Come with us!"

"Two ghost brothers, please talk nicely. Can you tell me where you are taking me?" Chen Qingqing's whole body was trembling with fear. She shook her head vigorously, and her voice was filled with tears.

"Stop talking nonsense and take you to where you should go."

As he spoke, the black and white messenger carried her and flew towards the end of the sky.

Chen Qingqing felt a gray haze ahead, with a cold wind blowing. She didn't know how far she had flown before her eyes suddenly lit up, and she stopped at a huge disc.

The black-clad messenger pointed at the button under his feet and said, "Come on, quickly turn the Rebirth Wheel so we can send you on your way."

Chen Qingqing was a little confused. "Brother Ghost, don't people go to the underworld when they die? Why did they just let me reincarnate as a human?"

"You're such a talker, you dead bastard. But it's no harm telling you that Yama, mindful of the good deeds you've done saving lives as a doctor, has granted you a special rebirth."

"There is such a good thing." Chen Qingqing was happy. She didn't expect that she would be treated like this. It seems that good people will be rewarded!

She suddenly remembered that she would have a major operation soon, so she smiled and said,

"Two ghost brothers, I have something to discuss with you. I have a very important matter that I haven't finished. Since the King of Hell has allowed me to be reborn because of my good deeds as a doctor, then you can just send me back. I can continue to be an angel in white, saving the dying and healing the wounded, and I won't have to turn the wheel of reincarnation anymore."

The ghost in white shook his head. "Your head is shattered. Even if we send you back, you'll be a vegetable. Are you willing to lie in bed for the rest of your life?"

Chen Qingqing was stunned. Lying in bed for the rest of her life would be more painful than death. She shook her head vigorously.

"I don't want to."

"If you don't want to, then turn the wheel of reincarnation!"

Chen Qingqing completely gave up. Forget it, since it has come true, she might as well make the best of it and be reborn as a human being again!

Maybe if I were born into a good family, I wouldn't have to work overtime all day.

"Two ghost brothers, what can I be reborn into?"

"If you're lucky, you'll get generals, ministers, and princes. If you're not, you'll get cattle, horses, pigs, and dogs. It all depends on your luck."

"No way, Brother Ghost, how can there be a beast here! I might as well be a ghost!"

"Then don't regret it. You only have one chance. If you give up, you will be reduced to ashes and will never be reborn."

Chen Qingqing shuddered all over, "Then I'd better turn around."

She took a deep breath, raised her right foot and stepped on the button on the ground. Suddenly, the large disc in front of her began to spin slowly.

At the same time, it was clearly seen that the disc was divided into two areas, one half was painted with human figures, and the other half was painted with livestock patterns.

She was so nervous that her heart almost jumped out of her chest. She didn't dare to look anymore and silently said in her heart, "God bless me, I don't ask for much. It doesn't matter if I'm rich or poor, as long as I'm reborn as a human. Please don't let me be a pig or a dog!"

Not long after, the voice of the black and white messenger sounded, "Alright, open your ghost eyes and take a look!"

Chen Qingqing closed her eyes tightly and shook her head repeatedly, "Two big brothers, I don't dare to look. Tell me, is the one I drew a human?"

"It's a human, congratulations, you have drawn the lucky number of reincarnation, and you will be reborn into the palace of generals, ministers, and princes to enjoy happiness."

Chen Qingqing took a closer look and found that it was indeed the mansion of generals, ministers, and princes.

She smiled so hard that she couldn't stop. She really wanted to hug the black and white ghost and give them a kiss. However, when she saw their faces, she was frightened and lost her passion. She couldn't wait to see her family situation in the next life.

"Thanks to you two ghost brothers, I'm really lucky today. Please send me off right away!"

Bai Wuchang waved his hand, "Don't worry, there's still a procedure to go through."

Chen Qingqing looked puzzled, "What else?"

"Yan Jun, mindful of the good deeds you had done in your lifetime, specifically instructed us to give you a gift."

Upon hearing this, Chen Qingqing clapped her hands in delight, "The King of Hell is truly kind and considerate. He even has a death gift package to give away. Bring it here, let me see it."

"It's a bit serious. I'm telling you in advance that you can only choose one."

"Okay, just one at a time, take it out now!"

Bai Wuchang pulled out a large wine jug from his crotch. "This is one of them, called the Ala Ghost Lantern. It can help you escape from danger when you are in trouble."

It's a ghost lamp, it's also a magic lamp! If a ghost comes out when I rub it, it will scare me to death. No, no.

Chen Qingqing frowned and waved her hands repeatedly, "You called this a ghost lantern, but isn't this just a urinal? This tastes a bit strong, is there anything else?"

"Wait, let me look for it." Hei Wuchang tucked the soul-catching chain under his armpit and fumbled in his arms for a long time before finally pulling out a book. "What do you think of this?"

"Isn't this just a book? What's the use of it?"

"Yes, it's a book. It's called the Sunflower Dictionary."

Chen Qingqing chuckled. "What's that? Sunflower Dictionary? I've only heard of the Sunflower Manual. It's a martial arts manual from martial arts novels. It says that to practice this martial arts, one must first castrate oneself, and even if one does, success may not be achieved. This thing is not for me. I don't want it."

Hei Wuchang shook his head and smiled, "You are wrong. This dictionary is not that treasure book. Yours is just a joke, but mine is a unique skill from the ghost world. As long as you have it, you will be able to predict the future."

"Sun Wukong knows it all. It's better to make your own decision than to ask the immortals for divination. I don't want this thing. Do you have anything else?"

"You're quite picky, ghost." Hei Wuchang frowned, a little angry. He glanced at Bai Wuchang beside him and lowered his voice, "Brother, why don't you give her the thing in your hand so that we can go back and report earlier."

"No, this is a rare treasure in the Three Realms. It's impossible to give it to her."

"You're being stingy, aren't you? The treasures we have are no less valuable than your broken ring. Why don't you just pick one and keep it?"

"Yes, yes, you're right." Bai Wuchang casually took out a ring and threw it over. "Here, do you like this?"

"Isn't this just a ring? What's the use of it?" Chen Qingqing took it and put it on her finger without thinking. "It's good. It fits well."

"That's it, you're good to go."

"Wait, Brother Ghost, you haven't told me what this thing is used for yet?"

"It's not very useful, it's just an ordinary ring." Bai Wuchang rolled his eyes, obviously a little impatient.

"Then I don't want this one, give me another one!"

"You little devil are such a nuisance." The Black and White Impermanence raised their legs and kicked Chen Qingqing. "Get down! You can figure out what you are doing slowly!"

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