Chapter 259 Don't Pee on Him

Old Mrs. Chen looked at the large basket of cow dung in front of her, grimacing in disgust, and involuntarily fanned her nose with her hands.

"How can this stinky thing cure an illness?"

"Yes, this is the first time I heard that cow dung can cure diseases." Old man Chen frowned as he watched.

Chen Qingqing ignored them and continued to order, "Go find some more 'children's urine'."

"Child urine, what is child urine?" Old Mrs. Chen was stunned again, her face full of confusion.

Old man Chen smiled and took over the conversation, "You really don't know anything. Tong Urine is the urine of children."

"What? It's both poop and pee! It's going to be urine mud!" Old Mrs. Chen stared at Chen Qingqing with wide eyes, "Qing girl, what do you want the child's urine for?"

"You don't understand this!"

Chen Qingqing smiled and shook her head, explaining seriously,

"Children's urine, also known as reincarnation wine, Yuanyuan soup, and immortal water, is cold in nature and salty in taste. It has the effects of detoxification and anti-inflammation, clearing away heat and reducing fire, promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis, and treating headaches. Most importantly, it can expel evil spirits. The scholar has evil spirits in his body, and Yang Qi restrains Yin evil spirits. It must be used as a medicine to detoxify and remove blood stasis."

Old Mrs. Chen exclaimed, "Oh my God, is this true? Urine ammonia can actually cure so many diseases."

"Old woman, what she said must be true." Old Man Chen lowered his voice and said, "When I was a child, my grandfather often drank my urine, saying that it could cure back pain."

Old Mrs. Chen nodded as she listened. "I've heard of what you said, but I didn't expect that boy's urine could actually cure headaches. If I had known it had this effect, I wouldn't have wasted my money on the medicine soup."

"That's right. You've spent a lot of money on your migraines in the past few years. It seems you won't waste money in vain in the future."

"Alright, enough talking. Go get some boy's urine."

"I'm not a virgin either, where can I get it?"

Seeing that Old Man Chen couldn't wrap his head around this, Old Lady Chen rolled her eyes in anger. "You big fool, who told you to go pee? I meant for you to find a child to pee on. Do you understand now?"

"I thought you were confused, but it turns out I didn't understand. I'll go right away." Old Man Chen turned around and saw Erbao beside Sun, and hurriedly called out, "Erbao, hurry up and pee."

"I'm not going."

"Erbao, your third uncle is waiting for boy's urine to treat his illness, so just go and pee a little!" Sun hurriedly advised.

Erbao turned his head to the side and said, "I won't pee on him."

Seeing that Erbao didn't move, Old Man Chen frowned and waved to Chen Jiye who was not far away.

"Jiye, come here and help your father pee."

"Grandpa, I just finished peeing and now I don't have any more."

"You kid, who told you to pee? Isn't this just a waste of time?"

"I didn't want to pee either, but when I saw my dad acting crazy just now, I got scared and peed my pants." Chen Jiye looked aggrieved and almost cried.

"Oh, how could you pee your pants, kid?" Old Man Chen leaned over and touched it. "Can you wring it out a little bit?"

"It's almost collapsed."

"What should we do?" Old man Chen stood up and looked around, asking all the children present, but none of them had urinated.

He couldn't help but stamp his feet in anxiety, "What's going on? How come none of you have peed?"

Someone in the crowd joked loudly, "Uncle Zhonghou, it seems no one is peeing on you. How about I pee in a pot for you?"

"Go away, just stay here. I'm still holding a big pee!" Old Man Chen replied impatiently, turning around and coming to Old Lady Chen. "Old woman, you have quite a few children, but now they can't pee. What do you say we should do?"

"Useless stuff, the child doesn't have it, can't you find someone a little older!" Old Mrs. Chen ignored him and shouted to Dabao behind Chen Zhancai, "Dabao, go to the bathroom quickly."

"What are you doing?"

"What are you doing? We need to use boy's urine to treat your uncle's illness. Go and pee."

"I..." Chen Dabao was so angry that his face turned red and he stared with his eyes wide open, unable to speak.

Chen Zhancai couldn't help but say, "Mom, are you mistaken? Tongzi means child. Dabao is an adult now. His urine is useless."

"What should we do then?" Old Mrs. Chen was also anxious. She looked at Erbao and said, "Grandson, I know you have to pee now. Please help your uncle for my sake!"

"Yes, Erbao, if you have any, give some to your third uncle!" Sun also persuaded.

Erbao didn't want to agree at first, but he really couldn't hold it any longer, so he nodded in agreement. He found a broken ladle and ran to a corner to pee.

Seeing that everything was ready, Chen Qingqing instructed Old Man Chen, "Immediately find a bucket and mix the child's urine and Bai Lingxiang together and mix them evenly."

Old man Chen didn't ask any more questions. He covered his nose and started to get busy. It didn't take long for the mixture to become thick.

Old Mrs. Chen felt sick watching from the side. She covered her nose and asked, "Old man, are you mixing these two things together to soak your son's feet?"

Old man Chen said, "No way, how can we soak our feet in something so stinky!"

Old man Chen smiled complacently. "You really don't know anything. Don't children often get frostbite in winter? Old people would put fresh cow dung on the frostbite until it dried, and then the frostbite would heal. I even put cow dung on my hands when I was a kid."

"From what you said, it might be a foot soak treatment."

Old man Chen stirred it a few more times and asked Chen Qingqing beside him,

"Qing girl, do you think this is okay?"

As he asked, he poked it up a few times with the stick in his hand.

Chen Qingqing nodded with satisfaction. "Excellent, that's all. Hurry and bring it over!"

Looking at the black, sticky cow dung in the wooden barrel, Chen Zhancai was so disgusted that he almost vomited. "Qing girl, can this stuff really cure diseases?"

"Of course you can. Bai Lingxiang can cure edema and bad breath, and boy's urine is pure yang and has a strong effect in warding off evil spirits. If you prepare them together, the effect will be greatly enhanced. It can force out the evil spirits in the scholar's body in a short time."

Chen Zhancai seemed to understand what he said, "So what should we do next?"

"You'll have to endure this for a while. It's best to close your eyes. I'll have someone apply medicine to you."

"Close your eyes? Why close your eyes?" Chen Zhancai seemed to realize what he was going to do next.

"Of course I'm going to put the medicine on your face, or do you want to take it orally?"

"No, no, no." Chen Zhancai shook his head quickly. "Qing girl, people need face and trees need bark. If this gets out, I won't be able to face people."

Chen Qingqing sighed, feeling embarrassed. "What should I do? Should I continue with the acupuncture?"

"No, no, no, that would be even more uncomfortable. I'd better apply the medicine!" Chen Zhancai shook his head repeatedly...