Chapter 302 Don’t Scare People

Ruhua glanced at Liu Fengjiao calmly and shook her head.

"Why don't you believe it? To tell you the truth, this kind of strange thing happened to me.

There was a man who went to the toilet in the middle of the night, but somehow he fell into the pit while he was half asleep.

When they pulled him out, he said he was kicked in, but there was no other customer besides him at the time.

No one paid much attention to it, thinking that he had fallen in accidentally while he was asleep.

But a few days later, another person fell in, and the madam had no choice but to find someone who knew how to help.

You don't know until you see it. Once you see it, you will be shocked. They say this is called "ghost licking butt".

A kind of stinking ghost who loves to eat filthy things, but if it doesn't suit his taste, he will kick people's butts."

"Ruhua, please don't say anymore. I'm scared!" Liu Fengjiao covered her ears and shook her head.

Old Mrs. Chen also felt a chill running down her spine. She hugged Old Man Chen's arm and said, "Don't talk nonsense. I've only heard of 'ghost wall' and 'ghost pressing on the bed', but I've never heard of 'ghost licking the butt'. You are deliberately trying to scare me!"

"Ruhua, don't talk nonsense. There is no such thing in the world." Old man Chen was so scared that he kept wiping the cold sweat from his forehead.

Ruhua snorted softly, "Dad, don't disbelieve me. Otherwise, go to the toilet and squat for a while. Who knows, you might get licked by a ghost too."

"Oh my god, why am I squatting in the toilet for no reason?" Old man Chen subconsciously covered his butt with his hands.

Old Mrs. Chen swallowed her saliva and asked, "Ruhua, are you telling the truth?"

"How could this be fake? I burned the paper in the toilet myself last time, and no one has fallen in since then."

Ruhua said, and then looked at Old Lady Chen as if she remembered something.

"Mom, think about it carefully. There was a fire behind the house just now that didn't seem to have any reason. Isn't that a little strange? Some things are mysterious and can't be explained, but you have to believe them!"

"Yes, yes, yes, if you hadn't told me, I would have forgotten about it." Old Mrs. Chen looked uneasy. "Luckily someone shouted at that time, otherwise the fire would have burned down the house."

Old Man Chen was stunned when he heard this. "Old woman, who was it that made the noise?"

"Who cares who yelled? Just go and see if the fire is out."

"It's out, it's out. It should be out." Old man Chen didn't dare go out alone, for fear of being kicked in the ass by unclean things. He hurriedly looked at Chen Zhancai, "Son, are you okay?"

Chen Zhancai's eyes widened in fear, and it took him a while to recover. He cried, "Ruhua, what you said is true. Don't scare me. I'm a coward."

"Husband, when have I ever scared you? This really happened." Ruhua said in a serious tone, "Think carefully, didn't you feel a gust of cold wind on your buttocks, and then your body flew out?"

"That's right. I was just about to pull up my pants when I felt a gust of cool air, followed by a sharp pain in my butt, and then I fell into the shit pit."

"That's right, you must have been possessed by evil spirits."

"Oh my god, I'm a gentleman, how could I have encountered a ghost?" Chen Zhancai's mind was in a mess and he couldn't make sense of his thoughts.

The more he thought about it, the more scared he became. Fortunately, he was kicked into the pit. If he had been strangled from behind, he would have been dead!

Old Mrs. Chen was so frightened that her face turned pale. "Ruhua, since you know what's going on here, then quickly help to crack it. Don't let that thing bother our family, otherwise we won't dare to go out to the toilet at night."

"Mom, don't be afraid. Leave this to me. But you have to go out to relieve yourself. Don't pull your trouser pockets. Just go to the toilet and shout a few times to scare away the unclean things, and you'll be fine."

"How do we yell like that? We don't know how to do that!"

"It's not that difficult. Just a few words will do. For example, I'm going to pee, please make way. I'm going to poop, but I don't have any toilet paper..."

"Is it that simple?" Old Mrs. Chen looked puzzled.

Ruhua nodded seriously, "It's that simple. As long as the stinky ghost gets the paper money, we can scare it away by shouting loudly. Then we won't have to go to the toilet again."

"Okay, you have experience in this matter. Prepare some paper money tomorrow and I'll leave this matter to you."

"Don't worry, Mom. I promise to scare the stinky ghost away." Ruhua patted her chest and promised.

Old man Chen didn't want to listen to any more ghost stories. If he continued, he wouldn't dare to go out at night. He quickly interrupted them.

"Alright, that's settled. Stop talking and check on Zhancai. What's wrong with him?"

When Mrs. Chen heard this, she turned to look at Chen Zhancai. Seeing that he was trembling, she hurriedly asked, "Son, are you okay?"

"Mom, I feel sick and want to vomit."

"My dear son, you just vomited out all the bile. Don't vomit anymore. Just bear with it!"

"No, Mom, I still feel like shit in my mouth." Chen Zhancai said and started to retch again.

Old Mrs. Chen was so distressed that she sighed anxiously, "It's no use vomiting all the time!"

Liu Fengjiao covered her nose and took two steps back. "Mom, don't worry. Just let Zhancai spit out everything in his mouth. He might be hungry again soon."

"Yes, you are right." Old Mrs. Chen thought it made sense and hurriedly instructed Ruhua, "Ruhua, go prepare something to eat for Zhancai."

"Okay, I'll go right away." Ruhua casually asked Chen Zhancai, "Husband, how about I make you some porridge?"

"Don't mention the word porridge to me, it's too disgusting, I won't eat anything." Chen Zhancai's head was full of sticky stuff, and he couldn't help vomiting again.

Old Mrs. Chen was anxious and patiently persuaded,

"Zhancai, I know you're feeling unwell, but this is just an accident. Don't take it too seriously. It will be fine in a few days."

Chen Zhancai gave a bitter laugh, "Mom, falling into the cesspool is a small matter, but my reputation is a big deal. If everyone knew that I fell into the cesspool, how would I ever be able to face people in the future?"

"What's the big deal? Let them talk. Every farmer has fallen into a manure pit, right, old man?" Old Mrs. Chen looked at Old Man Chen and motioned him to help persuade them.

Old Man Chen echoed, "Yes, yes, your mother is right. Farmers clean manure pits every year, and everyone gets splashed with dirt. Besides, the fool in our village has fallen into the manure pit four or five times, and no one laughs at him."

Ruhua also followed suit, saying, "Husband, don't forget that you are a scholar. Even if those peasants had the guts, they wouldn't dare to laugh at you. If there are any who are blind, remember them. When you pass the imperial examination and return, we will settle the score with them."

After hearing this, several people nodded in agreement...