Fox Demon: Please Stop Fawning Over Me, I Really Can't Handle It

(Regret, chasing husband, love rivals, redemption, slow burn, bloodshed) He is called Chi Musheng, an ordinary man who grew up to be slightly handsome and naturally fragrant.

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Chapter 31 Pig's Trotters, Are They Delicious?

"Um?"

Chi Musheng dreamed that a pig's trotter was pinching his face. How could he tolerate that? He couldn't bite a fox, but he couldn't bite a pig's trotter!

I immediately opened my mouth and took a bite, but unlike the bouncy texture I had imagined, it was soft and tender, with a slightly salty taste.

A familiar voice asked in my dream.

"Chi Musheng, is it delicious?"

"What?! Why is Tu Shan Honghong's voice in my dream?" Chi Musheng slapped his forehead, remembering that he had gone on a business trip with Tu Shan Honghong today, and hurriedly woke up from his dream.

He looked at a gentle face, staring at him with a half-smile, her emerald eyes reflecting a hand being bitten in someone's mouth.

"You're awake. How long do you plan to keep biting?" Tu Shan Hong Hong asked in a calm tone.

In reality, the two fluffy folded ears had become scalding hot, and Chi Musheng's teeth could not possibly leave any marks on her hands. The only thing left was a strange feeling.

"ah!"

Chi Musheng glanced down and immediately released his mouth. He swore that he had really been biting a salted pig's trotter, not this hand.

At the same time, he silently closed his eyes, waiting for the storm to come. Given Tu Shan Hong Hong's personality, she would most likely punch him in the face.

After waiting for a long time, the expected pain did not occur. Instead, Tu Shan Hong Hong took out a handkerchief and carefully wiped her fingers.

"Boss, I'm so sorry, I didn't know I had a habit of biting people while I was sleeping. Are you... are you alright?"

Chi Musheng bit her lip, putting on a very self-reproachful look, her eyes even more pitiful.

As the saying goes, men like "green tea" girls, and women naturally like "green tea" girls, and "good little brothers."

This tea ceremony has already been used, and even Tu Shan Hong Hong couldn't avoid falling for it, wondering if her tone just now was a little too harsh.

Tu Shan Honghong put down her handkerchief and turned to look at Chi Musheng.

“I told you, you don’t need to say those three words to me. Besides, do you think you can hurt me? That would be beneath me as the King of Tushan.”

In any other position, Chi Musheng might have a slight chance of biting a tooth mark, but her Insulating Claws are something that even the Heaven and Earth Sword is not afraid of.

However, she was really not used to the saliva left on it, even though it was Chi Musheng's.

"It's good that you're alright, Boss."

Chi Musheng patted his chest, looking relieved, secretly thinking that he wouldn't get beaten up.

"I was fine, but I didn't say anything, and just let it go."

Tu Shan Honghong sized up Chi Musheng. Yu Ling had said that when he made a mistake, she could make demands of him and ask him to agree to some things.

This is the perfect opportunity. He was the one who did it secretly, but Chi Musheng bit him. Now the blame lies entirely with Chi Musheng.

"Boss, whatever you say goes, I'll do it."

Chi Musheng lowered his head, not daring to look at Tu Shan Honghong. He suddenly had an urge to slap himself. What was originally going to be a beating seemed to have become more complicated after his actions.

Most importantly, he always felt that something was wrong with Tu Shan Hong Hong. Based on his understanding of Tu Shan Hong Hong, she would never say such a thing. It would seem as if someone was giving her bad advice behind her back.

Tu Shan Honghong suppressed her rising smile, almost unable to hold back and blurted out, "As compensation, you have to stay by my side for the rest of your life."

Yu Ling said that we should take it slowly and not make excessive demands all at once, otherwise it would frighten the child. Then her expression became as calm as still water.

"Promise me one thing, and I'll let it go."

"What is it, Boss?" Chi Musheng asked cautiously.

After all, he only sells his art, not his body. It wouldn't be good if Tu Shan Hong Hong asked him to do something outrageous.

"I only asked you to agree, not to ask," Tu Shan Honghong's tone gradually became serious. She hadn't thought it through yet, but if she got this matter settled, she could use it whenever she wanted in the future.

"It's possible, but the head of the household can't make any excessive demands." Chi Musheng stretched his neck. If Tu Shan Honghong asked him to warm her bed and lull her to sleep every day, he would absolutely not agree.

"good"

After thinking for a moment, Tu Shan Honghong agreed. She thought that food should be eaten one bite at a time, and since the whole bowl was in her hands, the food couldn't possibly fly away.

"Gurgle~"

An untimely voice rang out in the carriage, and Tu Shan Honghong's face flushed slightly, making her look a little uneasy.

She hadn't eaten anything since last night and was starving, but the area was deserted and the nearest town was dozens of kilometers away, and it would take at least an hour to get there by carriage.

"Boss, I didn't eat breakfast this morning. How about we stop for a bit and have something to eat?"

Chi Musheng touched his belly and asked, as if the sound just now had come from inside his stomach.

The rules of a simp: always leave the awkwardness to yourself, not your sugar daddy.

"Mm," Tu Shan Honghong nodded in agreement.

The two stepped out of the carriage together, startling the white horned horse grazing by the river. They wondered if the chief had noticed their spying.

Hearing the two say they were hungry, and that this was the only thing they could eat in this desolate wilderness, I realized it was just a small morsel.

Horse meat doesn't taste good. Seeing Chi Musheng walking towards it, its limbs trembled so fast it was almost as fast as a neck gun. It was almost ready to kneel down and beg Chi Musheng.

It has elderly parents, young children, and a fiancée. It also has a disease—horse epilepsy—that eating it will cause it to go mad.

Unexpectedly, after Chi Musheng walked to his side, he simply tapped a large rock on the ground and said, "Brother Turtle, may I borrow your shell?"

The stone, which had originally stretched out its limbs and poked its head out, began to curse at Chi Musheng.

"Where did this pretty boy come from? That's my shell, not my clothes! You can't just lend it to anyone! Get lost, or I'll add another meal to your plate!"

Before the stone tortoise could finish speaking, it sensed a chilling killing intent. Not far away, a red-clad fox demon, faintly radiating powerful demonic energy, looked at it with displeasure.

"Ahem, let me tell you, you human pretty boy, don't think you can make me submit by tying up that female fox demon. Impossible, absolutely impossible."

"It's just a borrowing, don't overreact in a moment," Chi Musheng tried to persuade him, after all, there was no pot in the middle of nowhere, and they certainly couldn't let go of the readily available one.

"You're dreaming, pretty boy."

He absolutely could not hand over his tortoise shell; it was a companion that had existed since its birth, a bond that had lasted for hundreds of years, you bastard!

Chi Musheng covered his forehead. Did he look like a pretty boy? Since the literary approach wouldn't work, he'd try the martial one.

He turned around and walked up to Tu Shan Honghong, saying aggrievedly, "Boss, we might not be able to have lunch."

Tu Shan Honghong immediately took a step forward, unleashing the power of the Demon Emperor and radiating a powerful aura.

The stone tortoise was shocked. "Pretty boy, you little trash, you have no strength, you can't play this game, you....., you.............."