(Regret, chasing husband, love rivals, redemption, slow burn, bloodshed) He is called Chi Musheng, an ordinary man who grew up to be slightly handsome and naturally fragrant.
Since coming to ...
Tu Shan Ya Ya aimed at the bowl in her hand and released a chilling aura, freezing the sticky substance into a solid block.
I had a culinary experience that transcends time: frozen fruit yogurt.
She turned the bowl over a few times in confusion, only to find that the yogurt was stuck to the bowl and she couldn't pry it out.
So, Tu Shan's most brilliant mind came into play, and Tu Shan Ya Ya, as if possessed, stuck out her tongue and licked a mouthful of yogurt.
When she tried to pull her tongue back, she discovered something terrifying: her tongue was stuck to the yogurt and she couldn't pull it back.
"Wow, this looks like it's been smashed!"
Chi Musheng held his forehead, wanting to say a lot, but all he could say seemed so pale and powerless in front of Tu Shan Yaya.
The frozen yogurt was so cold that it froze my tongue.
Tu Shan Ya Ya tried to pull her tongue back, but kept hissing in pain.
His twitching lips were almost too much to bear; he nearly clutched his stomach and burst into laughter.
Indeed, when people are stupid enough, they are bound to have good fortune; when foxes are stupid enough, they only bring joy.
Tu Shan Ya Ya called out anxiously to Chi Mu Sheng.
"Hey, don't mess with the pot, tie up Yaya and beat her up."
Having eaten for hundreds of years, this is the first time something has frozen my tongue. It's like a small knife pulling a fox; I feel helpless and powerless, and there's this scoundrel watching me from the side.
Are they laughing at her?! Ugh!
"Ha, oh, okay." The moment Chi Musheng put down his hand, he couldn't help but laugh.
He has received professional training and generally doesn't laugh unless he can't help it.
"You bastard, you're a jerk!" Tu Shan Ya Ya glared at Chi Mu Sheng, her desire to punch him to death growing stronger.
She had never made as many blunders in her entire life as she had in front of Chi Musheng.
Chi Musheng walked slowly to Tu Shan Ya Ya, pinched her chubby little face and teased her.
"Ahem, Second Miss, laughing is only natural. But if you get too excited, you might tear your tongue off and become a mute fox, unable to speak."
"You bastard!" Tu Shan Ya Ya was so angry she wanted to curse, but then she remembered that her tongue was still in Chi Mu Sheng's hands. If Chi Mu Sheng didn't care and she really became a mute fox, she would be doomed for the rest of her life.
"Second Miss, let's make this clear first: you're not allowed to retaliate against me after I save you, or you'll be the dumbest fox in Tushan. Nod if you understand?"
Chi Musheng did not rush to save Tu Shan Ya Ya, but first made her promise not to retaliate.
Otherwise, even if Tu Shan Ya Ya fulfills the contract and doesn't hit him after the rescue, there are still many ways she can retaliate, such as throwing something into his room in the middle of the night, or freezing him into an ice cube and then roasting him for a while.
"You bastard, you did that on purpose!" Tu Shan Ya Ya pointed at Chi Mu Sheng, glaring angrily, her small hand clenched into a fist.
"No, no, Second Miss, please don't frame me. It's because you froze it too low. This thing only needs to be frozen a few degrees below zero, but you froze it to minus twenty degrees. So, Second Miss, do you agree or not?"
Chi Musheng rested his chin on his hand, waiting for Tu Shan Yaya's answer. After all, it wasn't him who was getting his tongue stuck.
"You, you, you!" Tu Shan Ya Ya really wanted to curse Chi Mu Sheng, but after searching her brain, she couldn't find any words to describe this despicable bastard.
She felt utterly devastated and wanted to cry out, "Sister!" She had been bullied by an ordinary person and had been abandoned and sent to her grandmother's house.
"Hey, hey, Second Miss's wailing won't solve anything."
Chi Musheng was no longer planning to play this game; the foolish fox was really going to be ruined by him.
Take the Endless Wine Jar from behind Tu Shan Ya Ya, open it, and pour it onto the sticky spot on Tu Shan Ya Ya's tongue and into her chest with the water.
Yogurt and Tu Shan Ya Ya's tongue separated. The instant they separated, Tu Shan Ya Ya's murderous gaze fell upon them, staring straight ahead, before she suddenly roared.
"Chi Musheng!"
Chi Musheng picked at his ear.
"What are you doing, Miss? I saved you! Instead of thanking me, you're hitting me?"
"It was clearly you who used that thing to trick Lady Ya Ya! If it weren't for that thing, how could Lady Ya Ya's tongue have been stuck together?"
Tu Shan Ya Ya was so angry that she stomped her feet, her fists clenched so tightly she couldn't punch them, and her chest heaving up and down clearly showed how angry she was.
"Second Miss, this is slander!" Chi Musheng took a step back. Who knew if Tu Shan Ya Ya would really be so angry that she would beat him up even if it meant paying a thousand taels in compensation?
"You're accusing me first, you bastard!" Tu Shan Ya Ya was almost in tears, feeling wronged.
You can't win an argument, and you can't fight.
A fire was burning inside me; I wanted nothing more than to rush up there and bite that bastard to death.
"well"
Chi Musheng picked up the yogurt, gently scooped up a spoonful, and put it directly into Tu Shan Ya Ya's mouth.
The sweet and sour taste, with a hint of milk and a touch of fruit, filled Tu Shan Ya Ya's mouth. Her previously blank eyes instantly became clear, like a college student who had suddenly gained enlightenment.
"Second Miss, is it delicious?"
He had spent a month tinkering with this, and it was only just made. He hadn't even eaten it himself, so he gave it to Tu Shan Ya Ya first. He originally intended to give it to Xiao Bai, but Xiao Bai went home.
"Good, good, delicious!" Tu Shan Ya Ya was stunned by the taste of the yogurt. Just as she was about to continue slurping the spoon, she found that Chi Mu Sheng had already pulled the spoon back.
She stared at the yogurt in Chi Musheng's hand and reached out her hand.
"Quickly give the delicious food to Lady Ya Ya, and I'll forgive your mistake today."
Chi Musheng bit her lip, looking troubled, and hugged the yogurt tightly to her chest.
"Fine, I'll give the yogurt to the second young lady. I've already made a mistake once; I can't repeat it. Let me bear the suffering."
"Lady Ya Ya has forgiven you, quickly give the yogurt to Lady Ya Ya."
"Hmm, Second Miss, I don't quite believe it. Why don't you call me 'brother'?"
"What did you say"
Tu Shan Ya Ya was so annoyed by Chi Mu Sheng's antics that she had reached her limit. If she asked her to call him "brother," she would think he wanted to die.
Die, you bastard!
Tu Shan Ya Ya pounced on him, grabbed Chi Mu Sheng's arm and bit down hard.
"Ouch! Ouch! You're a fox, not a dog, why are you biting me?"
That bastard, how dare she call her a dog! She must die today.
Chi Musheng tried to push Tu Shan Yaya away, but her little tiger teeth were firmly stuck to his arm and wouldn't let go.
"No, you're bleeding! I was wrong, Miss!"
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