Chapter 14 Let Xiao Yu Seek Pleasure and Celebrate Children's Day Early

Only after completing these arrangements did she begin to focus on gaining experience in her professions, continuing until both her alchemy and engineering experience points were maxed out.

She placed the cat's bed in the yard in front of the villa, and every day she would put a small amount of meat with little oil and salt next to the cat's bed. From today onwards, she would cultivate a bond with this cat's bed.

In early April, Su Yitong and Yu Xunhuan's marriage was arranged. The two families had a meal together, and Yu Xunge, as Yu Xunhuan's older sister, naturally went as well, maintaining a polite smile throughout.

The Su family's upbringing was neither particularly good nor bad; they had basic manners, but lacked respect.

Originally, he was just a live-in son-in-law. To put it bluntly, Su Yitong only wanted Yu Xunhuan's genes. It didn't matter if her child was stupid, but he couldn't be ugly. The two of them had to sign all sorts of prenuptial agreements. The Su family was an extremely large family. Even if the three children of the old couple in the Su family all died, Yu Xunhuan could not control the Su family as a live-in son-in-law.

Yu Xunge had eaten this meal in her previous life. Back then, the Su family was indifferent, and she felt sorry for Yu Xunhuan. Now, she focused on eating and kept smiling. After the meal, the Su family left, except for Su Yitong. Yu Xunge also wanted to leave, but Yu Xunhuan stopped her.

Yu Xunhuan looked at Yu Xunge with concern and tentatively asked, "Sister, are you unhappy that I'm getting married?"

Noticing Su Yitong's odd expression out of the corner of her eye, Yu Xunge wanted to ask Yu Xunhuan if she had some grudge against him, or if he thought competing with other women would make him more attractive and make Su Yitong feel threatened? How petty of him!

She looked at Yu Xunhuan, that scoundrel, with a surprised expression: "How could that be? Of course I'm happy."

Yu Xunhuan gave him a look that said, "Stop pretending: Then why have you been doing this lately..."

Yu Xunge gave a wry smile: "I'm genuinely happy for you and Yitong, but I've run into some problems at my company recently, and I'm afraid I'll lose my job."

Yu Xunhuan was still a little skeptical, but Yu Xunge directly opened his bank app and held up his 30 million yuan deposit in front of them: "Look, don't you feel anxious when you see this number?"

Yu Xunhuan's smile faltered. He wanted to say that he didn't believe Yu Xunge's angry words, but Yu Xunge's expression was too sincere.

But Su Yitong truly believed it. This amount of money was only her allowance for a month, and with so little left, she was indeed anxious. The doubts that had just arisen in her heart completely dissipated.

Yu Xunhuan also saw Su Yitong's expression. He knew that he couldn't evoke Su Yitong's pity today. Oh well, there will be other opportunities in the future. He smiled and took out his phone to transfer money to Yu Xunge: "Sister, it's okay, I'll take care of you."

Just as Yu Xunge was about to smile, Su Yitong grabbed Yu Xunhuan's hand, took out her phone, asked for Yu Xunge's bank account, and transferred 20 million to her: "This is pocket money that Xunhuan and I are giving to our sister."

Yu Xunge immediately withdrew her smile from Yu Xunhuan and smiled at Su Yitong: "I have photos of Yu Xunhuan from childhood to adulthood on my phone. I'll send them all to you later. Don't worry, I'll delete them after I send them to you. From now on, you'll be the only one in the world who has these photos!"

Su Yitong's smile became more genuine.

Possessiveness, huh? Competition among females, huh? You see me as part of your PLAY team, right?

As Yu Xunhuan's smile grew increasingly stiff, Yu Xunge greeted Yu Qingshan and Yi Qiuguo before waving goodbye with a refreshed expression.

...

Only after Yu Xunge had mastered his most important skill to the maximum level did he begin to cause more trouble.

She hadn't heard anything about the Liang family, since she and the Liang family weren't from the same social class. Even if the Su family knew, they wouldn't tell the Yu family.

She wasn't going to wait any longer; Yu Xunhuan's intentions today had truly disgusted her.

Yu Xunhuan has been working all these years. If he had no job at all, Su Yitong wouldn't have been interested in him. He's a game streamer. He's good-looking, skilled, and has a lot of fans. He receives hundreds of thousands of yuan in tips every month.

He also has a small apartment as a studio.

She didn't plan to deal with Yu Xunhuan personally. In her previous life, she had met many fellow fugitives while on the run. Following the method told to her by one of them, she used her disguise skills to find the other side of the city. She traded 50 kilograms of gold for a gun to blow someone's penis without killing them. It was an extremely worthwhile deal.

The gold was the same batch obtained from Yu Qingshan's study. Using Yu Qingshan's money to eradicate Yu Qingshan's lineage—brilliant!

Worried that the person she hired wouldn't be as popular as the male lead, Yu Xunge even arranged a time to act when she paid him. It was the morning of April 5th, right after Yu Xunhuan left the house. She hoped that not many people would see it, as she was still counting on Yu Xunhuan to marry into the Su family.

On the night of April 4th, Yu Xunge got up at six in the morning and went back to the Yu family to get three luxury handbags she had bought before. She also drank a bottle of basic invisibility potion and a basic invisibility potion, walked through the wall to Yu Xunhuan's room, and used [Gear of Fate] on the person on the bed to change his luck value to 1.

Almost no one in the family knew she had come back, but if someone were to check the security cameras in the building or the elevator, they would see her arrive at 6 a.m. and leave in less than half an hour carrying three designer bags.

At eight o'clock in the morning, she had just sold three bags to a second-hand store near her home when she heard seven gunshots coming from across the street. Yu Xun paused, thinking, "No way, even with my lucky number one, I still couldn't hit anything?"

A while later, she received a message that the mission had failed.

"Damn it, what the hell? Seven shots! Not a single one hit him. He just ran around like that and managed to dodge them all. It's too weird. Is this a movie? I'm the Gun King, you know what that means?"

Isn't that too cruel? So even with only one stroke of luck, the protagonist's halo will still do everything in its power to protect him? After all, the protagonist can escape death, suffer serious injuries, and endure hardships, but he can't just become a eunuch...

Yu Xunge sent another message: "Try using a knife, but don't be too ruthless, just cut it in half."

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"Don't worry, the price won't change even if you cut it in half."

"How did he offend you?" the Gun King asked respectfully.

"Hurry up! Otherwise I won't pay the balance. Remember to take the cut-off piece with you and destroy it."

Half an hour later, Yu Xunge received a call from Yi Qiuguo, who was hysterically telling her to come to the hospital quickly, saying that her brother had an accident.

Yu Xunge's face behind the mask was expressionless, but her voice was filled with worry and panic: "What's wrong?! What's wrong? Hello? Mom?"

Yu Qingshan answered the phone, his voice filled with exhaustion. He gave an address.

Yu Xunge was genuinely surprised this time; this was an illegal clinic run by another friend of hers who had run away from home years ago!

When the people arrived at the clinic, Yu Xunhuan had already been out of the operating room for a long time.

In the dimly lit and cramped ward, Yu Qingshan sat on the edge of the bed smoking. Yi Qiuguo was still crying. When she saw Yu Xunge come in, she wanted to start blaming him, but she couldn't think of any way to blame Yu Xunge for her son's penis being cut in half.

After stammering for a while, he finally managed to utter, "Why did you take so long to get here?!"

After saying that, she lay down on the edge of the bed and started crying again.

Yu Xunge's expression was heavy with grief, mixed with disbelief and even a hint of bewilderment at not being able to believe reality. She was putting on a show: "This is impossible! Has he offended anyone?"

Yu Qingshan's thoughts were no longer on this; the cigarette butt was almost burning his fingers, but he didn't take a puff.

Yi Qiuguo shook her head, choking back tears: "He's so well-behaved, how could he possibly offend anyone!"

Yu Xunge: "Can you still continue?!"

Yi Qiuguo: "That man had a gun. What kind of grudge could he have? He missed at first, but then he fired seven more shots! And then he used a knife! He's utterly heartless! A beast..."

Yu Xunge: Nice!! Those fifty catties of gold were well spent!!!