Chapter 266 I'm a Pokémon on Dragon Island

It was bad enough that Tulan was being rude, but as Tulan finished distributing the gifts, the conversation outside became increasingly dangerous.

Tulan: "Ah, you mean those dragon droppings at the auction house?"

Tulan: "I forced her to sell! Yes, I threatened to kill myself. My dream is to sell my dragon dung all over Zelan."

Tu Lan: "What for... of course, to let you know I'm safe!"

Yu Xunge felt as if there were thorns under her buttocks. She shifted uncomfortably, feeling an urge to run out and cover Tu Lan's mouth.

Tulan: "Think about it, I can only sell dragon dung because I'm doing well! If I encounter danger, wouldn't the auction house be selling my dragon blood and scales?!"

"Oh? Then why haven't you been selling lately?" — This was Elder Long Xue Dui's voice.

"Uh... um..."

"Is it that you can't poop, or do you just not want to let us know you're okay?"

Yu Xunge silently rummaged through her game backpack, took out the best set of equipment and put it on. She then cut the food that could increase defense into small pieces and put them into the magician's dentures, making sure she could take them out and eat them at any time.

Elder Long is indeed very strict...

Fortunately, these dragons, who have lived for countless years, are very mature and emotionally stable. Or perhaps they were just teasing Tulan, and the topic was quickly dropped.

Finding the wait boring, Yu Xunge simply took out the recipe for "Springtime Is Not Too Late" and started looking at it.

A single "Springtime Is Not Too Late" requires over three hundred kinds of magical potions and metals. Even if every step goes smoothly, it still takes a month to make. If you are skilled, you can make multiple batches at once.

The appearance of the blood ties made Yu Xunge uneasy and also raised some questions. She had already used the Food God skill on Yu Xunhuan. Logically speaking, even if someone had malicious intentions towards her, their first thought would be Yu Xunhuan. Even if the other party wanted to attack both her and Yu Xunhuan at the same time, Yu Xunhuan would attract all of their malice...

Unless the opponent is as determined as Tulan, so much so that they are completely unaffected by skill transfer.

Or perhaps, this malice originated from Yu Xunhuan himself.

"Little Yu, Little Yu!"

Interrupted from her thoughts, Yu Xunge looked at Tu Lan, who had flown in: "What's wrong?"

Tu Lan said, "Bei Sui asked me to call you to have dinner together."

Yu Xunge immediately stood up, straightening her appearance as she followed Tu Lan outside: "Are only the three seniors, Holy Grail Bei Sui and Snowdrift, here?"

“Yes, it’s like what you call a family dinner,” Tulan said. “Don’t worry, we often have dragons bringing their contractors here as guests. As long as it’s an equal contract, the dragon elders and seniors won’t be angry.”

Yu Xunge thought to himself, "They wouldn't dare come over unless it's an equal contract."

The gathering took place in the residence of Elder Long Xue Dui—inside the left eye socket of the fire-type dragon god, the Dragon Ancestor.

Holy Grail, Northern Year, and Snowdrift lay there like three mountains, while Tu Lan shrank to about the same height as Yu Xunge and sat next to her. The food in front of them was different from what Yu Xunge had imagined, which was all meat. Half of the plate was filled with various meats, and the other half with strangely shaped fruits and vegetables.

Bei Sui pushed the plate, which was at least several hundred square meters in size, towards Yu Xunge: "Eat."

Tu Lan grabbed a fruit that was taller than Yu Xunge when it stood upright, and slapped it onto the "small" plate in front of them—it was the smallest fruit on the plate, but it looked about the size of a sports car.

Yu Xunge felt that this one fruit could last him a whole year...

Yu Xunge took out a knife and fork, cut off a piece, and put it in his mouth.

[Ding—Consuming an S-grade Light Lemon Fruit reduces spellcasting time by 5%]

Yu Xunge calmly put away the knife and fork in his hand, took out a long sword that had been dropped by a monster in his game backpack, and used a fireball spell to sterilize it for a while.

I wonder if I can get enough to eat from such a small fruit.

Tu Lan sensed the change in Yu Xunge's emotions and reminded her in her heart, "Only the first bite is effective."

Yu Xunge suddenly realized, and thought to himself, "That's true. If every bite was effective, your Aurora Screen wouldn't be so useless."

Tu Lan: "You've gone too far!!!"

Yu Xunge: "Sorry, that's the downside of communicating from the heart; it doesn't require high emotional intelligence, it's all genuine feelings."

Tu Lan: "..."

A man and a dragon chirped silently here.

The Holy Grail waved its dragon claw at all the fruits and vegetables on the plate, and instantly, a small piece of each kind of fruit and vegetable floated onto Yu Xunge's plate.

Yu Xunge looked up at the Holy Grail, flattered and surprised: "Thank you, senior."

Holy Grail patted Tulan's head with the tip of its wing, causing the latter to stumble and almost fall backward. Its dragon roar was melodious and pleasant, unlike Bei Sui's voice which could bring a sense of tranquility. Every syllable of Holy Grail's voice carried an extremely ethereal meaning. It said, "Tulan is very happy."

Yu Xunge didn't understand the Holy Grail's meaning. Wasn't Tu Lan just grinning like an idiot every day? She didn't know how to answer, but fortunately, the Holy Grail didn't need her answer either. After cutting the fruit, she started eating. Only then did Yu Xunge begin to eat the fruit in front of her. The fruit was about the size of her palm, so she simply didn't use a knife and fork and ate it directly with her hands.

[Ding—Consuming an S-grade apple increases the success rate of mental skills by 7%]

[Ding—Consuming an S-grade Python Cherry Melon reduces the cooldown time of all skills by 5%]

[Ding—Eating an S-grade bitter mango fruit increases casting range by 2 meters]

[Ding—Eating an S-grade Coconut Peach increases critical hit rate by 15%]

[Ding—Eating S-grade cotyledon leaves increases hit rate by 50%]

[Ding—Consuming an S-grade Blood Dragon Pear increases mental resistance by 200]

[Ding—Eating an S-grade Starquake Pomelo increases casting range by 50%]

[Ding—Eating SS-grade Gray Coconut reduces casting time by 8%]

[Ding—Ready to eat...]

After she finished eating one, Tulan would give her another, showing a strong sense of ownership.

As Yu Xunge ate, only one thought kept running through his mind: I want to be a Pokémon in the Dragon's Nest.

She used to say that each generation has its own Pokémon, but it turns out she was the one who created that Pokémon...

Only after everyone had quietly finished eating the fruits and vegetables did Tulan point to the mahjong set in the corner and ask Xue Dui, "Elder, have you ever seen similar dominoes in Ze Lan? They have dominoes with the characters for Oak Owl and Moon Fox on them. What are they?"

Xue Dui looked at Yu Xunge and said in a deep voice, "How much have you collected?"

Yu Xunge was both surprised and unsurprised. She didn't take out the dominoes she had collected, but she didn't lie either. She answered truthfully, "5 dominoes."

Tulan had already stood up and run between the Holy Grail and Bei Sui, making a scene: "Do you have any at home? Do you have any at home? I want some! Give it to me~ Give it to me~"

Yu Xunge: !!!

You might as well just kill me!

Yu Xunge gasped, nearly dying on the spot from Tu Lan's actions. She practically jumped up, crying, "Tu Lan—! We didn't want her! We didn't mean it that way, senior!" Was there anywhere she could seek justice?!

Tulan: "Of course we have them! I want them! I want them!"

Yu Xunge's hand moved so fast it was almost a blur: "That's not what I meant at all!" This wasn't something she taught him!

Tu Lan: "We want it! Bei Sui Bei Sui~ Do you have any? We've been collecting for so long and only managed to collect 5! Holy Grail Snowdrift, say something~!"

Yu Xunge looked up at the three towering mountains before her: level 150, level 150, and level 180...

The anxiety that had been hanging over her ever since she arrived on Dragon Island finally died.

Yu Xunge's upper and lower lips were twisted into two downward-curving brackets, her eyes and nose were wrinkled, and her expression was distorted and painful. If this expression were taken before she left the entertainment industry, it would definitely be saved by her rival fans and used when they argued and cursed each other's fans. The attack power would be strong.