Chapter 181: The Kanria War

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"Buyer, I think I need to explain something." You can tell from the long list of adjectives that Buyer used that she had some misunderstandings about you.

The most obvious of these is—

"I did say I wanted to get a furry animal, a kitten or puppy, or even a bird like a dusky sparrow." You counted on your fingers, saying seriously, "But they're pets. At most, I'd raise them like sons or daughters. I don't want to make friends."

Those who make friends with animals are called princesses. According to the Mond education you received, they will be eaten!

——Art Director: "The Boar Princess"

As a fellow magic girl, you should believe that the author of this book [Ms. M] will not lie to you.

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So, it's obvious what you mean.

Buyer held his chin in thought. She smiled and nodded. "Yeah, of course."

"Don't consider that rhetoric a burden. She is the daughter of nature and pure water, nurtured by the power of the world. She can be my daughter or yours."

“…”

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No, you felt like she didn't understand what you meant at all. You clearly meant that it would be fine if you gave it to her as a pet, and you were the best at raising these little things...

Never mind, it doesn’t matter anyway.

Since Buyer said so, then you will accept it without hesitation?

Even though it's not your own child, having a child is meaningless if you don't play with it.

——You met the [Divine Bird Ximoge].

With the resident guest Ximoge, your life in Xumi Ordinance House will not be completely reduced to boring paper.

As for the orders of the Knights of Favonius, it is impossible to research them. You can't even study the autonomous mechanisms of the ancient ruins, let alone mechas.

Mechas are just for the sake of working. Why overthink things? If you have to think about the principles behind everything you do, then mechas will lose their charm.

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So, what role did Seymour play by your side while Boyer and Rosalyn were busy with their own things?

Standard answer: Monster detector.

You drive the mecha that transforms into a small motorcycle and wander around in the sky above Mount Sumeru.

Strangely enough, there are many more monster spawn points in Xumi than in Mondstadt.

The most important thing is that in some places I could reach the sky, but I couldn't see anything on the ground. Until one time, I fell into a hole in the "Wu Yu Chou Lin" and fell in mid-air for a long time without reaching the bottom.

You suddenly realize that the underground of Xumi is connected in all directions.

Let’s put this matter aside for now. You arrived at the underground of the Wu Yu Forest and walked to Liyue.

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Now that I'm here, there happens to be a large monster spawn point nearby, also underground. I don't know if it's in the territory of Xumi or Liyue.

It doesn't matter, you have never known the directions.

Ximog is good at finding his way, but not at burrowing underground. No matter, you will take action.

You drove the mecha-incarnated earth-drilling machine and rumbled forward. It was pitch black underground, with rocks everywhere, making it difficult to move.

After finding the monster, use a net to catch it and pull it to the ground and beat it.

It’s not in vain, it’s not in vain!

That is, when the closer you get to the ground, the fewer fungi there are, and Ximoge tells you an unfortunate news - this is Liyue's Layered Abyss.

But fortunately, there was a reason why you accidentally came here, and you have caught the monster. It’s not a bad thing, right?

——You captured the immortal [Leiyasha Fushe].

“…”

Looking at the thing in front of you that was emitting black smoke and baring its teeth when it opened its mouth, you, the former cross-dressing boss who was eager to create chaos in the world, were suddenly silent.

They, the Liyue people... call this an immortal?

You dried up the silence.

How could someone get into such a big mess?"

“Fortunately, you only came from the direction of Xumi, but you are not from Xumi.

You acted decisively and knocked the crying Fushe unconscious, then packed up and ran away with Ximogue at lightning speed.

Although Ximoge is willing to provide a hiding place (crossed out) as a friendly place to stay, you feel that [Fupanbalajia] (Sea of ​​Nectar Flowers) is not safe either.

I used my thinking power a little bit, and found that the thunder-attributed Yaksha was haunted by some evil spirit. Where should I go to solve the problem?

In order to be able to stand tall and proud on the land of Liyue again and live a dignified life, you gave two options:

A, Fire Nation Nata

B, Thunder Kingdom Rice Wife

When you think of the former, the line "The power of fire that burns away evil thoughts, balabala..." automatically rings in your mind.

The latter was similar, "Something about thunder representing the power of justice in the world..."

So, you happily took your family on a trip to Inazuma. Before leaving, in response to Rosaline's questions, you explained that this was a necessary experience for the Diliyesi (a term referring to scholars who generally do not stay in Xumi City, roughly equivalent to undergraduates).

Well, ignoring Rosalyn's suspicious look, it was quite pleasant.

Of course, if I were to rely solely on your imagination, you wouldn't have decided to go to Inazuma so quickly. The main reason is that Inazuma looks so sinister, accompanied by the folk songs of my hometown, and the thunder there doesn't seem very authentic.

What a coincidence, isn't it? Your Thunder Yaksha isn't quite authentic either, just as good, fighting fire with fire.

I don’t know if choosing this direction played a certain role, but the immortal emitting black smoke would occasionally wake up and say a few words to you.

What about the Golden Roc answering the elk? You mean this immortal must be a princess (bushi).

After he is cured, you really want to meet the Jin Peng he mentioned. The name sounds like a good bird. You can keep it for medical expenses.

In the future, you will have Ximorg on your left and Jinpeng on your right. Your life will get better and you can even drive a mecha motorcycle and walk a pair of birds at the same time.

With great expectations in mind, you arrived at the top of Kagemukai Mountain, Narujin Taisha Shrine.

——You met [Baal, the God of Thunder].

——You met [Baalzebul].

——You got acquainted with [Kousai Palace].

——You met [Torachiyo].

——You met the three Kage actors.

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However, numbers don't guarantee strength. Inazuma was like poking a demon's lair. Even if there were any cure, the smoky immortal would only find himself transformed into a beautiful woman when he woke up.

Think about it, tall and strong, four arms, purple tattoos...

Blend in with it, no sense of disobedience.

Slurp, why is there no treatment for Inazuma? I have to say, you are a bit regretful.

At this point, you quickly said goodbye to them, drove your beloved little motorcycle, and left Inazuma in a hurry, pulling the black smoke Yasha.

"...Wait! Where did the Son of God go?" Kitsusai Gong watched you disappear along with everyone else. Just as she was about to pick up her pipe with one hand and the pink-haired hand warmer with the other, she suddenly realized something was wrong.

Lei pointed in that direction and said in a narrative tone: "I seemed to see Impas being taken away on a motorcycle."

Lei Dianzhen held his forehead, "Ying, why didn't you say so earlier?"

"I thought they were just out for a walk, like they did a few days ago," she answered innocently, then tried to make amends, "Why don't I cut it now?"

"Wait! Ying, don't draw your sword yet!"

It's a pity that they discovered it so quickly that you couldn't take away this fluffy pink fox, which is a rare species!

Forget it, at least it's really useful as a hand warmer. It's worth it. (bites handkerchief)

"People won't always be unlucky. If they are, it means they haven't had enough luck yet.

For example, now you can’t openly ride a small motorcycle with a black smoke yaksha on it in the Sumeru Heaven, but you can do it underground.

...You wandered to the [Kanria Black Sun Dynasty].

This is a really sad story. It seems that the Smoking Yaksha cannot be brought into close contact with ordinary people.

Of course, you are not an ordinary person, you are the protagonist of this era!

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So you had to dig it out with great effort and ask Simoger to help look after and hide the Smoking Yaksha.

When you turned around, you saw a local kid from Kanriya looking at you with big eyes.

I was careless and didn't dodge.

Before he could say anything, you immediately put on a stern face, "Little boy, why are you here alone? Where are your parents? Are your classes over? Are you on holiday? Have you finished your homework?"

The child glanced behind you and was about to shake his head, but you chuckled.

"That's great! No one else saw it nearby. Don't be afraid. I'm not a good person."

The child's eyes suddenly widened, he took a deep breath, and tried to shout, but you covered his mouth as you were prepared.

"hiahiahiahia~ You can scream, but no one will come to save you even if you scream your throat out!"

…

In the end, the kid bribed you with the snacks he brought with him.

Kanria isn't just populated by atheists, but also by people from the other Seven Kingdoms. So the food here is a fusion of the Seven Kingdoms' influence, and that's why you can enjoy Mondstadt-style "Moon Pie."

Now that things have come to this, let’s eat first!

"I see (chew chew chew) Your mother has Mondstadt blood (chew chew chew) So we're from the same hometown (chew chew chew) Thank you for the snack, Kaliber."

"Big brother, I came out with my parents, what about you?" Kalibel asked curiously.

You swallowed the last of your snack, not leaving any for him. “Well…it’s a long story. Anyway, I’m here to take someone to seek medical treatment.”

Let’s put aside the facts themselves and just talk about the results and key points.

"You should have seen it just now, right? That person just now had an infectious disease and couldn't come into contact with others, so I hid him."

You think you are so awesome and your summary is so insightful!

Kalibel nodded, lowering her head a little sadly, "I see... I can feel that the old man just now is very sad."

"Oh right! Big brother, my dad is over there with mom." He suddenly looked up and said in surprise, "Since we already know each other, we are good friends."

"I'll take you to see my father. He's sure to have a solution! Let me tell you a secret. When I was sick before, my father would bring me medicine from the palace..."

Then, he turned to another point of attention, his eyes sparkling, and he patted his chest and said, "I'm not lying to you, you have to believe me. The medicine is very bitter, but Dad said it works. He worked very hard to get it!"

He used two "very hard"s, and even his expression showed that he was trying hard.

"Really? That's great!" You can't wait to push Kaliber away, excitedly and seriously saying, "Hurry up, hurry up! Kaliber, I'll leave this matter to you. You're my only connection in Kanria!"