Synopsis: Silly Version Synopsis:
Landing in the Treasure Hoarders with a simulator in hand, Ming Chong, who knows nothing about this other world: This is kinda interesting.
What do you...
Chapter 24 Old Mondstadt
"(The following description contains 681 words——)
When Mondstadt was still shrouded in the biting cold wind, the green civilization of Findenir came to the first snow-capped mountains, this lush green mountain, in search of suitable land.
Back then, this place was an oasis nestled in the snow. People believed in it and offered sacrifices to the ruler of Sky Island, who then sent a messenger from heaven to bestow a seed.
People planted the seeds and grew a pale tree that never withered.
However, the roots of the Pale Tree penetrated deep into the earth, touching the extensive water system of the continent of Teyvat, and at the same time were polluted by the abyss.
The bad things don't end there. The technology of the Findnir civilization is developing rapidly, and they have developed an autonomous guardian mechanism with recognition capabilities.
The Fendenir people knew nothing about this, and they had no idea they had crossed the line of Sky Island."
"So, on a quiet afternoon—
[…The sky was filled with snow and wind, and the pillar from the sky broke into three…] [1]
The lush green mountains were affected by the power of the Sky Nail and were permanently covered by wind and snow, while the pale trees were also affected and shattered.
The princess took the most intact branch, hoping to revive it and continue to protect Findenir.
Her father, the last priest, climbed the mountain and prayed for guidance from the sky, but he received no response and died on the top of Findnir.
Imon Roka, a stranger who had lost his guardian object, came here. He fell in love with the princess at first sight and was willing to become a brave man. He took the star silver sword [Snow-buried Star Silver] forged by Findenir, which could unfold the wind and snow, and embarked on a journey to find a way to save the country.
But the brave man was away for too long, so long that when he ended this futile journey and returned to Findenir, the princess had already died.
The recorder Uku, who witnessed the kingdom's demise, hated everything. He hated the departed hero, hated Sky Island, and hated the gods. Ultimately, he decided to join the newly established godless kingdom. —[Recorder's Box]
After Imon Rokar returned, he lost his protector for the second time. He believed that the high and mighty Sky Island was merely a spectacle of the destruction of the world. Infuriated and filled with grief, he left his Starsilver Greatsword in Findenir and returned to the crowd.
Go to those places of strife and shed or bring blood."
"You stole Findenir's destiny.
But you can do nothing against the curse that is embedded in and woven into their flesh.
However, after talking with the Findenir people who had regained their consciousness, they were unwilling to face death as humans and wanted to live. As long as they were not monsters, they had done nothing wrong and they longed to live.
You had no choice but to tease and deceive the souls of Findenir after stealing their fate, so that they relied on their remaining pure bodies to transform into humanoid creatures similar to fairies.
Because their bodies have lost a considerable amount of weight, the Findnir people's bodies have become very light. They are no longer afraid of the cold and wind and snow on the snow-capped mountains, and can even fly with the wind and snow.
In addition, when they restarted the sacrifice for you and swore their loyalty to you, you incorporated the characteristics of "purity" into the oath, filling the missing flesh and blood of the Findenir people.
As a result, their skin and hair became snow-white, their self-healing ability became exceptionally strong, and they acquired varying degrees of healing abilities, even becoming easily approached by animals.
The Fendenir became the first people on the continent of Teyvat—
Snow elves."
"Achievement: You created a new race (1/1)"
“…”
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wow!
Ming Chong was surprised. "This is too big a step. This is not doing your job properly!"
"...Trickster, can you still play like this?!"
Not sure, let’s see.
[Bond Value +5]
"You're embarrassed to say it, but you actually think they all look like flying humanoid ice slimes.
In the end, it was the wind slime that did the splitting.
Or is the ice slime cheating?
…I really hope that when others see the Snow Elves in the future, they won’t say things like “People’s XP is free, even slimes are targeted by people.”
But when faced with these freshly-baked snow elves calling you "Father" over and over again, you can't help but see the cuteness in them.
Good, good, at such a young age you are already the father of a whole family.
However, however——
Even if you toy with and defeat the dragon,
Sell the Wind God to the West Wind Church,
Steal, play, cheat fate,
And created a new race...
But you're still a good human being.
Yes, humans."
"You left Mondstadt alone, and returned with a group of people.
Vanessa secretly asked you where you were going to put on the sack again, and whether you were trafficking in human beings.
You are embarrassed to tell her that they are actually a group of snow elves who came to Mondstadt after discussion and are ready to fight for power and profit for you so that they can stand up for you in the future.
What's more, Vanessa believes that she has not wronged you. Without mentioning the distant past, just look at her and those Munata people, and the red-haired Leigenfind, and then look at the golden-haired Eberhart you caught, and the bard's gradually green hair...
Turning around to look at the white fur that was obviously your favorite color, Vanessa had serious doubts... but this was not a doubt at all.
——You just like all different hair colors, especially white hair!
The process is completely wrong, but the conclusion is correct.
You are speechless."
"When Boss Red showed up, you immediately stopped worrying about how to explain yourself.
Your eyes lit up, you grabbed Boss Red's hand, and waved it—
"Children, call for help!"
The white-haired people looked at each other, smiled knowingly, and spoke one after another:
"grandfather!"
"grandfather!"
"Grandpa!"
…
You almost performed a hilarious show of filial piety on the spot.
Boss Red's smile gradually became kinder.
“…Boss, I’ve actually always treated you like my father.” You blinked innocently, trying to make him believe it.
Boss Red was very happy and rewarded you with one of your favorite stir-fried chestnuts.
After hearing about your treasure hunt, the people of Mond said it was simply "outrageous".
Now, even if there are still people on the snowy mountain who want to be independent, they must enter Mondstadt's household registration system. After all, you are a great hero of Mondstadt.
——Such a big Ursa is still guarding the gate of Mond. When it gets busy, it has to fly back and forth, responsible for delivering supplies and strategic talents to the border of Mond.
I also made it into the establishment.
I'm just helping you raise a few snow elves, it's nothing! (clenched fist)
Having drawn your attention to the snowy mountains, Erberhard, who hadn't gotten a full night's sleep for a long time and had been beaten up one after another by the frantically busy Mond people, said: ...
In short, Boss Red finally saw a glimpse of your ability to stir up trouble, and he decided to teach you a few more things while he was still young.
study……
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“You don’t think this is okay.
Although you didn't become a beast of burden, you were put in jail.
When you finally have some free time and run into a bard, you take a deep breath and say loudly:
"Everyone! I have an announcement!"
"He is Barbatos, the God of Wind——!!!"
Vanessa's eyes went dark and she could not see the future of Mondstadt.
...The sky is falling.
Unfortunately, your plan to drag others into the water did not succeed. Even if you tried to explain that there is no need to rush to learn, there is an old god next to you——
Wendy: “Hey hey!”
It was also in vain.
Because you and Wendy were put together.
You and he looked at each other, and finally you took the initiative:
"It's all your fault!"
"You're usually so unreliable that even Boss Red doesn't trust you!"
Wendy spread her hands, "But I'm just an ordinary bard! Besides, this is the second time you've sold me out!"
Of course you don't feel guilty. After all, you are more miserable. He is still a high and mighty god, while you are just a weak, helpless and pitiful human being. You usually join the treasure-stealing group of wild monsters on the roadside.
A wind elf no bigger than your palm might make you feel pity for it, but not a drunkard.
So you say:
"What a pity! It seems I won't have the chance to sell it for the third time."
Soon, the third chance came."
"The snow elves appeared one by one, and you made a "get out of the way" gesture at them.
Nodding in tacit understanding.
Then you think, since you are on this trip, you should take some local specialties with you, right?
So, a certain Mondstadt specialty, with an ignorant smile on its face, watching you having fun, was snatched away by you again.
Let’s have a hearty snow mountain infrastructure construction!
Wendy pointed at herself: Me, infrastructure?
Is this true or false?
——Of course it’s true!
You nodded, indicating that being good at music and poetry is a perfect fit here, even more convenient than in Mondstadt!
Wendy:?
So you looked at him encouragingly and demonstrated—taking a big step forward, waving your hands like a sprinkle, and singing “let it go!”
A flat surface of ice immediately formed in front of him.
Wendy began to clap involuntarily.
Wonderful! Absolutely wonderful!
"Amazing! How did you do that?" He politely played the role of the supporting actor.
You proudly held your head high and chest out, pretending to push down with your hands, "Keep a low profile!"
In fact, you can't use the ice element yet. You used the water element to attract some water, but the temperature of the snow mountain was too low, so it turned into ice.
It’s quite interesting to say that you actually felt like you could summon hot water!
——I don’t know whose kettle this was put in.
Unfortunately, you just want to show off in front of the God of Wind, so you gave up this option with tears.
At your enthusiastic invitation, Wendy couldn't resist the temptation and happily joined you.
You are responsible for waving your hands to summon water, and he is responsible for playing the piano to blow it away.
That is, one moves bricks and the other builds a wall.
Together you "letitgo" and built a magnificent ice and snow castle on the basis of the Findenir Snow City.
Hehehe, have fun, have more fun! 」
"Obtained CG: Beat the Ashes with the Wind God!"
The world of ice and snow!!!
Ming Chong covered his face with his hands as he howled, "You've had enough fun, you little bastard! It's my turn now!"
Damn it! So jealous!
City people really know how to have fun!
"Simulator, I want this!"
Ming Chong, full of longing and hope, clicked on——
Title: Snow Lord
"The land of wind and snow, the father of music and architecture."
Title Effect: You are the king who steps into the snowy land, the leader who steps out of the shadows, the man of hope, the lord of creation. Wearing this title grants the effects of "Snow Control" and "Creation."
"Snow Control" allows the wearer to freely manipulate ice elements and become immune to cold attacks.
"Creation" can reduce the difficulty of the wearer to create life."
"The current title has been automatically worn."
[Alchemy module unlocked]
After reading it, Ming Chong was silent for a moment, looked left and right, picked up a piece of osmanthus cake left over from last night, and reached out to pull Ruo Tuo who was sleeping soundly next to him.
"Ouch!" Ruota was awakened by the pain. He opened his eyes and was furious... He was angry for a while and then lay down again.
[Have you determined the creation material?]
"Let me try it!" Ming Chong immediately clicked OK.
[Longlong Osmanthus Cake—A Successful Creation!]
Ah, it’s a dragon cake in the color of Ruota.
Do you feel like you can try to scam Prince Yan?
Ming Chong: Hehehe!
Ruota: No, no.
"With the tacit cooperation between you and Wendy, a snowy mountain suddenly grew taller overnight!
Of course, your escape was also discovered.
To be honest, you thought Boss Red's lesson on how to identify bad guys was bullshit.
After all, you are not the delicate Wendy, you have plenty of strength and means.
Wendy also said that she has good hearing and eyesight and does not need to take such classes at all.
In short, once you enter the Snow Mountain, you will have a vast world. The Snow Mountain is not yet independent in terms of resources, but you can ask Wusa to run errands!
If Vanessa and Boss Red want to go into the mountains to capture people, they can just let Wendy blow the wind, and the wind and snow will surround the mountain. Hehe, lying in the world of ice and snow is simply wonderful.
When you realize that you are in a simulation world, you will want to do it. Your other self will definitely be envious!
whee!
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“…”
Ming Chong's defense was immediately broken. "He mocked me! He mocked me!!!"
"There's a bug! Can't you see such a huge bug in the simulator?! You're breaking the dimensional wall with it!"
"Simulator—come out and clean the floor!!!"