Chapter 60 Mond's Past

"Following the scent of Ursa's other half, 'Brain', you discovered the Fatui's trail.

Fatui, such a distant memory, aren't they just background characters?

You still have some impression of Pan Fugui. He is the ninth position in some high-ranking position of the Fatui, and the hidden villain Boss in front of you is the second position.

The other person blushes and talks about his doctorate degree, while looking at you with a greedy look.

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Woc, he actually wants your body!

You weren't paying attention, and you were so disgusted that you accidentally crushed someone to death. At the same time, a dark hero wearing a bird mask descended from the sky. He looked at this murder scene and smoothly changed his position, becoming an accomplice.

Using [Truth] again, I saw that this person was actually Diluk!

The finishing work went smoothly. Whenever any Knight of Favonius came to ask you, you claimed that when the Fatui wanted to do something bad to you, Princess Impas, it was the Hero of Darkness who defeated the villains.

Although the Knights of Favonius concealed the name of the down-and-out adventurer during the dragon disaster and focused on promoting you from the perspective of a knight's friend, the higher-ups are well aware of your strength.

But you refused to change your story, and Mond officials could only continue to argue in the face of Dongdong's accountability.

You didn't care about this; the follow-up was something the cook brothers insisted on sharing with you. Their father, Cripps, even came to thank you—following your lead in finding Ursa's "Brain," they uncovered the Fatui's conspiracy.

By manipulating the dragon Ursa to create a dragon plague and revealing the evil eye to Krips, he can both test the power of the evil eye and forcibly recruit soldiers from Mondstadt in exchange for resolving the dragon plague.

Of course, the result of conscription is to be directly sent to [Doctor]'s human experiment base.

You didn't like hearing about these human sufferings, but the kebab chef insisted on explaining them to you in detail. Throughout the whole process, you were most happy because you finally got the other half of Usa's brain back.

Put it back in there, and when it regains its memory, give it a good beating.

Wusa huddled in a corner with tears in his eyes, his face bruised and swollen, and he was trembling.

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That's the right thing to do, you just need to learn this lesson."

“You kicked Usa over to the Dawn Winery and let them enslave him as they pleased, just to appease the shock you received earlier.

When the trouble was dealt with, you came to your senses and realized that you had been tricked by Kaia into living in the winery without knowing it.

Head Maid Adeline always calls you "Master", and you've almost gotten used to it.

What's going on?

Repaying kindness with enmity?

The good relationship between the "master and benefactor" was destroyed in one go.

It's so funny, are you someone who is easy to win over?

Watching the head maid clean up the mess left by you after eating the handmade snacks, yes, wipe your mouth, that's tough.

You took advantage of everyone's unpreparedness and packed your luggage overnight and went to Liangshan (crossed out), which is the Longji Snow Mountain.

——Of course the luggage was transported by Wusa.

The natives on the snowy mountains are very welcoming, each one more welcoming than the other. Even the Fatui have become amiable...

When you woke up, you saw a big syringe pointing at you, and finally you remembered what Kaiyafei said when he asked you to sort out the situation.

"Impus, Impus, you've gotten yourself into big trouble this time. Whether it's solving the dragon plague or dealing with [The Doctor], the Fatui are definitely targeting you. Oh, you better be more careful."

——"Dim sum? What dim sum? Can you make dim sum?"

——"...Anyway, just listen carefully to what I say next."

The fools are so eager to let you stay, but they actually want to suck your blood?! Is there any sincerity left in this world? They are so cruel!

You are furious.

The snow-capped mountains are more familiar to you than Mond City. You immediately stir up a snowstorm and freeze all the Fatui on the snow-capped mountains into ice.

The "Doctor" who rushed over after receiving the news was overjoyed to see those lifelike ice sculptures. You, who knew the entire snow mountain very well, immediately broke down your defenses.

MD, you feel like you're afraid of being licked if you slap him.

Then, taking advantage of their unpreparedness, you unleashed a powerful gust of wind, sending the entire group sprawling headfirst, blocked from the Dragon Ridge Snow Mountain. The group was scattered, each one more utterly destitute than the last, with [Doctor] standing out as the most destitute among them.

The food on the snowy mountain wasn't as good as out in the open. A plate of butter-fried fish was a quarter gone after you'd rip a bite. Life on the mountain was only slightly better than eating takeout, but at least there were two dishes to rotate.

To be honest, when Albedo approached you, you initially refused. But he brought his signature dish, "Lin Zhi Meng," and then again, he was genuinely sincere.

The other party's student and assistant, Sugar, is a bit troublesome. Just like the person who is crazy about you, she always blushes.

——But considering her [Baked Vegetables with Crab Roe and Ham], it is not intolerable.

What's more, Albedo only helps you check your body and cooperates with experiments from time to time. No private doctor cares about you as much as he does, and he even provides food and accommodation!

At such a young age, you have already lived a regular retirement life on the snow-capped mountains, and you go out for a stroll from time to time. Anyway, the snow-capped mountains are your territory, so it is normal to check your private property.

...You successfully discovered [Albedo's Venomous Tongue Version] and [Albedo's Deceitful Version].

"That's triple the happiness!!!" You said to Albedo happily, holding one in each hand.

The immobile [Albedo] x2 moved their eyes and looked at you.

Sugar opened her eyes wide, looking at this and that, at a loss.

"Happiness..." Albedo pondered, "How can it be three times? Besides... happiness is an emotion that should only be contagious between friends, right? In fact, I thought you wouldn't like me, Impas. You hate those who want to use you as an experiment..."

"There's no fundamental difference between me and them..."

You have always been a self-centered person. It is meaningless for you to worry about concepts. You decided the fate of these half-brothers and sisters on your own.

"You continue to be my personal doctor." Pointing at Albedo.

"You continue to cook for me." Pointing at Abe Shao.

"Come with me for a walk." Pointing at Abehua.

"Albedo, Abe-shao, Abe-hua, wow! That's great! We all have a bright future!"

Three pairs of identical eyes stared at you intently, and even Sugar, who was watching, felt creepy.

"Okay, then I'll be more democratic." You curled your lips and said, "Raise your hands if you agree!" Then you quickly shook hands with Abe Shao and Abe Hua on both sides and raised your hands straight up.

Albedo, who was standing in front of him, slowly raised his hand and said slowly, "I agree too."

also?

You leaned back and realized that the two people you were holding had also raised their hands straight up, in unison with you, as if they were imitating you.

Sugar covered her mouth inexplicably and raised a hand cautiously.

"Hey, why don't you say anything? What's the point of having a mouth?" You let go of their hands and nudged each of them with your elbow, chirping softly.

"I... agree." Abe said awkwardly, "I can learn to cook."

"...Let's take a walk, okay." Abehua said, hesitated for a moment, and nodded.

“People who do research seem to treat you differently, whether it’s the [Doctor] who sliced ​​himself up or these three androids.

Even though you have never shown any power over creation, these people will still give you an indescribable look.

In this world, you are just a down-and-out adventurer who suddenly becomes powerful one day, a native of Mondstadt with a good family background.

There is nothing unusual about your life experience.

In fact, if you look at it from a purely human perspective, the Doctor's slicing technology and Cretaceous-related artificial human technology are all "miracles" created by humans.

You will involuntarily be tolerant of such situations.

Rather, it is because of this unremitting pursuit that you have not yet reached the presence of [Doctor].

While out and about at the Dawn Winery, you suddenly woke up in the middle of the night and called Kaia to help you analyze it.

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"Wow, you actually care about this kind of thing?" Kaia was very surprised. "I can't believe you've finally grown up, Impas? Wow, I'm so touched..."

As he spoke, Kaia couldn't help laughing out loud.

Before you could get too angry, he finally said, "Well, Master Impas, what's so strange about this? People chase after power and light. It's all instinctive."

"Show off your stubborn self-confidence. You are the sun." Kaia chuckled and patted your shoulder. "For an alien, your instinct is the most touching thing."

You didn't quite understand what was being said, you just knew it was a compliment to you, but you were annoyed by the tone of someone encouraging a child. You slapped Kaia on the forehead and put him to sleep.

Kaia is right. You have always had a different set of standards for smart people and even geniuses. Those people often focus on terrible things and can easily succumb to temptation and go astray.

Most of their preferences are also very perverted.

You feel this deeply.

But you never understand their crazy thoughts, and it is impossible to pry open and see what kind of sensitive skin they have...

The reason why you have doubts comes from [Doctor], from your sister.

Yes, you are easily moved by human innovation, but mostly by positive and beautiful things. You like fairy tales and happy endings, so controversial figures like Dr. Wach can occasionally cause you distress.

However, you still accepted him and even tolerated [Doctor], probably because your sister was closer to the cult side.

Just like the shadow that Doctor Wach felt when he was researching immunity to wind and snow, you have a similar feeling about the Doctor's Evil Eye. If the research on the Evil Eye is successful, it will be infinitely close to the real Eye of God without sacrificing your lifespan.

On that day, the continent of Teyvat will become the home of the [Eye of Man].

As for the android Albedo, you are better at and more adapted to facing him... [Creation] is the great power of mankind, and they are continuing this miracle.

"Chalk is me, and Gold is our mother and also my master. When I was created, she always said one thing - 'If you can't do it, you will be abandoned.' Before me, many people have been abandoned..."

Albedo took the opportunity to tell you a bedtime story and mixed other things in. He wanted you to know, but he didn't want to force you to listen.

...But you think that they will definitely be recognized by [Creation]. Then, even if they possess [Creation], is it still the path created by humans?

You leave it to them to think about.”