Due to his handsomeness, Han Feng was sentenced to an imprisonment of 1000 years and exiled to an island in Survival Zone 10086. There, he participated in a survival game with three beautiful femal...
Yang Xuliang: It’s so cold, I can’t bear it without eating something.
Zhang Sheng: Didn’t you light the stove?
Yang Xuliang: I do have a stove, but I don’t have much coal and firewood. I’ll just carry it with me for now, and if it doesn’t work, I’ll just make a new fire.
Momonogi Kana: I’m so cold, I need someone to warm my bed.
Chen Qiang: Sister Taozi, stop talking, I’m already hard.
Yua Mikami: You have such a dirty mind.
Li Pangpang: I just took a long poop, and part of my butt is frozen, so I can't wipe it. What should I do? Waiting online, this is urgent.
Jiang Dapao: The method is very simple. Just put your butt over the stove to roast it. Once it thaws, you can use it to wipe your butt.
Li Pangpang: This idea is good, but the key is that I don’t have a stove.
Shen Lang: Can't you light a pile of firewood? It's the same as roasting it on the fire. Can a living person die from holding his urine?
Li Pangpang: This is a bit troublesome. Is there any simpler way?
Peng Yu: Get into bed and cover yourself with the quilt.
Li Pangpang: This is a good idea. I will study it.
Everyone: ....
“What a weird bunch!”
Han Feng smacked his lips and then closed the chat group.
Just as he was about to take a nap, the voice of the Pea Shooter suddenly rang out from outside, "Brother, something's happening!"
Han Feng's expression became serious. "What did you find?"
Peashooter: "It's snowing, and it's snowing heavily."
Han Fengxu narrowed his eyes.
Since it is snowing, it means that snowflakes are coming.
bring it on!
Bump!
Let’s see who has the upper hand!