Chapter 35, Page 34

"But I don't want to sleep tonight," the girl lying in his arms retorted as he tried to persuade her to go to bed.

The adult Wudō couldn't help but have some outrageous thoughts running through his mind.

If you don't want to sleep, that's fine too. Let's do something else...

These ideas were shattered when they saw Airi Matsuzaka take a game disc out of her room.

...I'm so disappointed.

"What are you expecting?" As perceptive as she was, her eyes immediately swept over to scrutinize him.

"Some happy things." But he's not happy at all now.

It doesn't matter; whether he's happy or not, he'll play games with her today.

Airi Matsuzaka sat down next to Satoru Gojo and gave him a game controller.

"……open."

Gojo Satoru wrapped his arms around her waist and tried to pull her into his embrace.

"Hmm? Isn't it more comfortable for you to lean on me like this?" He buried his head in the crook of Matsuzaka Airi's neck, the sweet shampoo from her hair splashing all over his face. "I'm very useful, you know?"

It's really easy to use.

She stopped struggling.

Gojo Satoru leaned against the sofa, and she leaned against him. It was unusual for her not to throw a tantrum or refuse his advances; she was quiet, well-behaved, and adorable.

Tsk, I want to kiss her.

"Airi, I want to..."

"You don't want to."

Controlling the character to slay monsters, picking and choosing the rewards that fall to the ground, being extremely picky, and speaking in a very cold manner.

...Who cares, let's kiss first.

He grabbed her chin with one hand and turned her towards him, intending to force a kiss, since Airi was too weak to fight him off.

Airi Matsuzaka is indeed far behind him in terms of strength, but her strength lies in using skillful techniques to make up for her shortcomings.

She tilted her head slightly, and the kiss brushed past her face and landed on her neck.

Let's beat the game tonight! With this game bug, Gojo Satoru, I can max out all the achievements...!!

Airi Matsuzaka shuddered, grabbed the hair from the nape of her neck and pulled him up.

Gojo Satoru grunted and looked up as she pulled his hair. His eyes were curved in a smile, and he was licking his lips.

"Can't I lick it?"

Stop biting and licking! Are you a dog?

"But Airi feels good too... Ouch, that hurts, let's loosen it up." Even the pain from having his scalp pulled and the potential for hair loss didn't stop his spiel.

"I hate dogs."

Don't lick me like a dog, it's annoying.

Meow~

He immediately let out a shameless meow. Airi Matsuzaka stared at his face strangely for a few seconds, gaining a new understanding of Gojo Satoru's bottom line.

But he called it quite nicely.

"Don't lick me." In the end, all she could say was this, and she let go of his hair.

The hair she had pulled up had set a bit, with a tuft of white hair sticking up messily on top of his head, which actually had a certain effect when combined with his deliberately aggrieved face.

To be honest, Gojo Satoru was the most outstanding-looking person she had ever met.

Being good-looking is definitely an asset. If the person who is feeling wronged by her now has an apologetic face... she will definitely make sure that person doesn't live to see the next second.

She's not bad looking.

Airi Matsuzaka slapped down the spiky hair on his head, casually ruffling it and pressing it down, while her other hand pressed the controller to check her game achievements. She seemed a bit warmer than usual.

"Does your hair feel nice to touch?" He simply rested his head on Airi's shoulder, turning his face to the side and openly peeking at her.

"Um?"

I didn't pay much attention to what Gojo Satoru was saying; I only knew he was talking. I didn't want to pay any attention to him and my responses became perfunctory.

"Am I nice to touch?" he asked again.

"Um."

I'm almost done with this achievement... the reward is pretty good. I should be able to get this one today too...

"Airi said I'm her boyfriend, is that true?"

"Um."

This is just like a boyfriend who is obsessed with video games, while his girlfriend pesters him relentlessly for kisses, hugs, sweet private chats, and he remains unmoved.

On the contrary.

Gojo Satoru is the neglected boyfriend, and Airi is the heartless girlfriend who wishes she could date the game 365 days a year.

"Airi~"

"Um."

Does Airi like me?

"Um."

"Is Gojo Satoru the most handsome?"

"Um."

"Isn't Gojo Satoru incredibly reassuring?"

"Um."

Taking advantage of his girlfriend's distraction from the game, he began to shamelessly lie to her.

Most of these achievements can be accomplished tonight; it would be great to pull five shojins along as laborers.

"Will Airi marry me?"

She snapped out of her reverie upon hearing Gojo Satoru's words, and suddenly remembered the love curse afflicting her. It could be lifted, as long as she went through the formality of marriage.

But...why?

Why lift a curse when it's so easy to use? There's no better tool than this.

"Shut up."

Airi Matsuzaka tugged at his hair as a warning.

He sighed and picked up the game controller, feeling regretful that he couldn't fool his girlfriend.

It was so close!

I really want to hear Airi say "I do".

[Buzz—]

His first reaction wasn't to grab his phone, but to look up at Airi...

Wow, what an incredible possessiveness!

She held the game controller on her bent knees, leaning against him and waiting for his move with a relaxed posture.

You promised to play games with me, so why are you doing a mission now that you're answering the phone?

Are you going to abandon me and the game?

"..."

If he dared to say he was going to take on a mission, Airi would immediately scratch his face raw.

"It's been pushed."

Gojo Satoru took out his phone and hung up the call without even looking at it.

Let's postpone everything until late at night. We finally made some progress today; we kissed and hugged. As Nana Ming would say, work is **.

How could work be more important than Airi!

This is my wife!

"I turned down important work for Airi."

"Um."

She exited the achievements screen, opened her backpack, and started preparing her gear for the next strategy. She listened casually to whatever Gojo Satoru said, not taking it to heart.

"Aren't you going to give me a reward?" He could deduce the strategy for this game without even having to think about it. While Airi was slowly putting together her equipment, he was already controlling the game character to dance in circles around the stationary red-haired mage.

Airi Matsuzaka gave him a cold glance and ignored him.

"Will I be more obedient if Ai Li kisses me?"

See? As soon as you tell him to listen, he'll look at you properly.

Why do you want me to kiss you?

A kiss is enough to make him obey, so why should she take the initiative? The more she does this, the less effective it will become. The more rejections she faces, the more precious the response becomes. Will Gojo Satoru cherish her initiative? Perhaps she won't.

She wouldn't stoop to serving other people's wishes.

If you want it, come and take it yourself, come and beg me. Don't expect me to give you anything.

Don't even think about it.

"Then will you dodge it?"

Yes.

You're dreaming if you think someone will honestly kiss you.

She withdrew her hand from Gojo Satoru's head, but couldn't budge it. She tried again, but still couldn't move it.

A shadow fell, and just as she was about to turn and run away, she was pulled back and pressed down onto the sofa. She bounced, and her head seemed to bounce along with it.

? ? ?

"How come I didn't know Airi liked this kind of thing?" Gojo Satoru, leaning on the sofa and looking down at her, smiled a little strangely. "It's a bit intense... um, I don't dislike it~"

...What don't you dislike?

What does it mean to say I like this approach?

Explain yourself clearly.

Get off me!

But the hand pressing on her chest didn't budge.

Airi's heart is beating so fast~

I'm so angry.

"There's no other way. You're running so fast, how can we kiss if I don't catch you?" He lowered his body, his voice lively and flirtatious, clearly carried away by his pride.

"Get out... mmm—"

He seized the opportunity, lowered his head, and took it in his mouth, gently biting it.

"Swear once, kiss once~"

"Airi, stop cursing."

...Go to hell!