Alternative Title: 金牌卧底被迫成為大導演
Author: 鐵馬倦倦
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-06-22
Updated: 2025-06-22
After his undercover mission ended, gold-medal undercover agent Qiao Yiqiao, who was finally able to retire, faced a tricky problem—
What to do with his hundreds of underlings?
Weapons masters, one-shot-kill needle experts, masterful thieves, explosion maniacs...
Not only were his underlings all skilled in unique crafts, but they were also extremely ambitious. Thanks to Qiao Yiqiao's supervision, they hadn't caused any major disasters.
To prevent them from stirring up a storm of blood, Qiao Yiqiao had to find them a legitimate occupation where they could unleash their nature.
For example... acting.
As everyone knows, the most difficult role to play is the villain.
And under Director Qiao Yiqiao's guidance, his various underlings went on a rampage... in film and television dramas.
Their debut was a youth film, but it was unexpectedly called a modern version of "The Encouragement of Learning."
Audience: "Shaking in fear, the villains are too deranged! Will they capture us if we don't study hard QAQ!"
Then, they starred in an obscure prison-themed film, which unexpectedly won all the major awards of that year.
Audience: "I got goosebumps! Are you sure the ending footage isn't a real interview with a big shot?"
After that, they moved on to the even more obscure genre of musicals, and directly filmed a "Godfather" version of "Chicago."
Audience: "F***, life on the streets is too terrifying! Mom, I want to go home!!!"
...
One after another, film and television works that should have flopped became wildly popular because the villains were played so well.
Qiao Yiqiao, who originally just wanted to find a way for his underlings to make a living, was promoted to a top director, and all the artists under him became A-list stars, a miracle in the industry.
"The national crime rate has decreased for three consecutive years. It is said that your films have contributed a lot. Is this true?"
"Are your works based on your own experiences? Why are the plots so realistic?"
"How do your actors get into character?"
To this, Qiao Yiqiao humbly stated.
"The plots are all my imagination, with no real-life prototypes."
"As for the actors... I just told them to be a bit more restrained in their performances."
*A satisfying entertainment industry novel, with a comedic slant, the whole story is fictional, with many private settings, and lacks logic.
*The underlings just look a bit fierce, they have never done anything illegal. After being recruited by the protagonist, they have been working hard to improve their skills, learn a trade, and gain cultural knowledge.
*Refusing writing guidance. If you don't enjoy it, please click away. No need to announce if you drop it, thank you~
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"King of Exposés" a comedic, satisfying entertainment industry novel, also known as "Destroy the Entertainment Industry"
After being killed by an unscrupulous investor, reporter Su Ming was reborn as a universally hated idol.
He was bound to a [Melon-Eating System]. After making eye contact three times, he could see different colored 'melons' (gossip) floating above the other person's head, and unlock rewards based on the exposure level.
Red for family drama melons, green for love drama melons, gold for 'sugar daddy' melons...
Su Ming: This feeling... so familiar.
As a former top reporter, Su Ming was really good at investigating.
On a music variety show, facing his green tea ex who was frantically trying to trample on him to establish his own talented persona, Su Ming directly threw out photos and videos of the other person hiring a ghost singer and writer.
Audience: "Holy crap! He asked for it and he got it, no dragging it out, so satisfying!"
On a bickering group variety show, facing a major 'shuraba' (chaotic scene) with everyone blaming each other, Su Ming compiled a 79-page PPT, analyzing the root of everyone's conflicts.
Audience: "Clear logic, detailed facts, a masterpiece among melons! King Ming, I bow to you!!!"
In a super high-investment TV drama, facing various 'canaries' (kept people) inserted by investors, Su Ming rewrote the script on the spot, using their chaotic relationships as the prototype for improvisation.
Audience: "Ratings exploded and it won a grand slam of awards! King Ming! As expected of you!!!"
Initially, the private messages Su Ming received were like this—
"Babe, does xx have any melons? I want to be his fan." "Are you a mole in the entertainment industry?"
As system rewards like acting talent, singing skills, and appearance upgrades were unlocked one after another, the private messages he received now were like this—
"God Ming, I love you!" "Your acting is too amazing!!" "Divine singing skills!!!" "You will definitely be a hit!"
Wallflower fans: "Wuwuwu, every time I like someone, King Ming exposes them. Now I don't even know who to be a fan of."
King Ming fans: "Then just be a fan of King Ming! He's super talented in film, TV, and music, and absolutely has no scandals [sincere recommendation.jpg]"
Content tags: Three Religions and Nine Streams, Entertainment Industry, Satisfying Read, Leveling Up, Lighthearted
Search keywords: Protagonist: Qiao Yiqiao ┃ Supporting characters: ┃ Other:
One-sentence introduction: The art of light and shadow redeems delinquent youths.
Theme: Stay positive and live optimistically.