Today's banquet was utter chaos.

The drunken dwarf rowed his boat around the lake, while the freedom-loving siren sang a courtship song to the fox woman. At first, the elves sat upright and played their harps with seriousness, but later, in order to collect more stamps and blind boxes, they directly used elven magic to manipulate the peach trees.

The sturdy peach trees walked on the land, and even dragon maidens who came on a whim transformed into their original forms and frolicked in the water, playing a game of two dragons playing with a pearl—if anyone was still conscious, they could even see a boat full of monkeys rowing past them.

Don't ask where the monkey came from; Xu Milu doesn't know either.

She prepared a total of six seals: one each of Chenxiang, Moxuan, Daizi, and Qingmu. Xu Milu had one of them, and she hid the last one under A Chou's belly. It would take some effort to find it.

As the moon and stars faded and night slowly enveloped the area, the lotus lanterns on the water gradually lit up, reflecting the artificial starry sky overhead. The peach blossoms seemed to be intoxicated by the night. Guests disembarked from the boats and sat under the peach trees to enjoy the scenery, recite poetry, and play music. Even the dishes that drifted ashore transformed into exquisite desserts.

Multi-grain soybean cake, Osmanthus and silver osmanthus soup, Giant delicious radish cake, Ping-pong grape slime frozen, Musical tulip pollen cake, Siren mud algae green drink, Dwarf stone biscuits, Crystal slime skin, Fish skin peanuts, Glutinous rice polar fast-growing giant tomato crystal cake, Polar fast-growing giant tomato juice, Golden cake, Fruit and vegetable puree biscuits...

What's most eye-catching is that each tomato dessert has a message written on the bottom using spiritual power, so that everyone can see it clearly:

[Fast-growing polar tomatoes are for sale. Interested buyers please contact Shan Hai Shi Si via WeChat. For bulk purchases, please visit Shan Hai Shi Si in person to discuss cooperation.]

The members of The Wandering Earth, who had been busy all day collecting materials and were just about to sit down for a bite to eat, were speechless.

Why do we always feel a sense of pride in our own products going beyond Earth and into the universe?

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...

Xu Milu transformed into a small yellow bird, perched on Nezha's shoulder, and hitched a ride to Ah Chou's back. At that moment, Sun Wukong was leisurely drinking with the Clean Altar Messenger, and the two looked extremely carefree.

The former had bright, lively eyes, with fiery pupils as clear as stars. His hairless face was tinged with a faint red, like a large, slightly red peach. He lay on his side on the pavilion roof, his legs crossed in a difficult pose, one foot protruding, moving with unusual merriment. He was utterly a wild monkey, unrestrained by worldly etiquette.

"Fool, your master is right here. Be careful not to let him find out, or he'll skin you alive!"

"Brother Monkey, today is a wonderful day. The juniors have hosted a banquet for you, so Master won't say anything... You're really enjoying yourself now. Hmph, you've found a filial eldest disciple and a caring youngest disciple. Hmph, it's truly enviable... Drink, keep drinking! This wine may not make you drunk, but it has a unique flavor!"

The latter was wearing only a loose-fitting monk's robe, with half of his belly exposed. His round belly looked like a watermelon without stripes, and his dark, muscular body resembled a mountain. In front of him were stacks of plates, so clean they could be used as mirrors.

Chenxiang disliked crowded places, so he simply stayed there like a mushroom, helping the two elders pour wine and serve food. When he saw the little yellow bird on Nezha's shoulder, his eyes lit up, and he couldn't wait to take Xu Milu's hand:

"Senior sister! This is my maternal uncle! Come with me to pay your respects!"

"Disciple greets Master and Uncle-Master."

Xu Milu landed on the ground and transformed into human form. Hearing Chenxiang's call, she noticed that there was actually someone sitting in the corner of the pavilion. However, for some reason, this place seemed to have been overlooked by her subconscious.

—He was an extremely handsome young man.

He looked no more than twenty-seven or twenty-eight, with striking features: sword-like eyebrows and bright, star-like eyes. He had an exceptionally handsome appearance, yet he also had a pair of captivating peach blossom eyes, a high nose, deep-set eyes, and thin lips with a light pink tinge. He was broad-shouldered and athletic, and just sitting there quietly, he inexplicably reminded people of a leopard lurking in the shadows.

Is this the legendary Erlang Shen, the most handsome man in the Six Realms?

Xu Milu really wanted to see if he had the legendary third eye between his eyebrows, but she was afraid of being too impolite, so she just bowed and said, "Greetings, Erlang Zhenjun."

Yang Jian did not have the looks of a pretty boy; rather, he possessed a more traditional Chinese appearance, with full, prominent eye bags and an air of righteousness. Upon seeing her bow, he returned the gesture with a fist and palm salute and a smile:

"Young friend Xu, there's no need for such formalities. I'm being presumptuous. You can call me 'Uncle' along with Chenxiang. I haven't thanked Chenxiang for his help yet, which is truly impolite. I heard from the Great Sage that you, young friend Xu, are still lacking a good weapon, so I took the liberty of asking Laozi for a Six Ding Divine Fire as a token of my gratitude."

Goodness, they're so straightforward right from the start, directly acknowledging their niece and giving her a gift?

Xu Milu leaned back strategically, turned to look at Sun Wukong, and was momentarily unsure whether to call him "uncle" or not.

"Hehe, what a good deal! My good disciple, your uncle is right here. What are you waiting for? Hurry up and pay him a bow!"

Sun Wukong scratched his face and laughed like a monkey:

"That Nan Ding Li Fire is a divine fire that Laozi refined for forty-nine days in the Eight Trigrams Furnace using the Samadhi True Fire, the power of both civil and martial fire, and the Qimen Dunjia method. It can refine everything and has the characteristic of gathering Qi to form a god. Just a little bit of Nan Ding Li Fire can even burn the Bodhisattva's jade bottle. If Laozi had used this divine fire to burn me back then, I'm afraid my bones would have turned to ash! Good disciple, you didn't call me 'uncle' in a bad way!"

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