Zhou Yu, who had returned to his village to 'lie flat' (relax), unexpectedly discovered that his old ancestral home was connected to the Great Tang Dynasty.
Even more miraculously, th...
"Mother, how about...how about you open this last lottery ticket?"
Holding the last lottery ticket, the little boy hesitated for a long time and didn't dare to open it directly.
It would be fine if I won a prize, but if it was just "Thank you for your patronage", I guess my mother would beat her ass to a pulp.
It's a pity that although he had a good idea of evading responsibility, the plump woman didn't give him the chance at all.
Just as the words left her mouth, she was slapped on the head again. "If I were luckier than you, would I even need to bring you along?"
"Didn't you bring me along to calculate the amount?"
The little boy who was slapped felt very aggrieved and muttered something in a low voice. Finally, under the "caring" gaze of the plump woman, he slowly unfolded the lottery ticket in his hand.
Just as the lottery ticket was unfolded, his childish face fell.
Seeing this, the onlookers immediately felt pity.
This child is ultimately bearing pressure that he shouldn't be bearing at this age.
"Little Pot, can you show me your lottery ticket?"
Seeing that the plump woman's face began to become gloomy, the little baby in Zhou Yu's arms didn't even wait for her to speak, but spoke with her big sparkling eyes.
As he spoke, the little person reached out and snatched the lottery ticket from the little boy's hand without saying a word.
Then she blinked her big eyes and stuffed the ticket into Zhou Yu's hand.
Seeing this, Zhou Yu instantly understood her intention.
The little girl is planning to help the little boy avoid punishment by cheating!
Zhou Yu understood the little girl's little thoughts, so he naturally wouldn't expose them.
Anyway, the toilet water is just a lucky prize, and I have prepared enough.
If it can save the little boy from punishment, it is not impossible to give it to him.
Thinking this in his mind, he immediately unfolded the lottery ticket in his hand.
But then, his expression became strange.
"Little Nianjun, did he get poisoned by toilet water?"
Seeing Zhou Yu in a daze, the little kid quickly reminded him.
When Zhou Yu heard this, the strange look on his face suddenly turned into helplessness.
If this ticket doesn't win the prize, or if it wins some other lucky prize, it can help the little boy to operate behind the scenes.
But this lottery ticket not only won the prize, but also won the third prize of a fixed amount.
If I help the little boy now, the number of prizes will definitely not match after the lottery is over.
If others find out that there is manipulation in the lottery process, the royal family's prestige will definitely suffer a significant impact.
For the sake of Li Er and Empress Changsun's face, the third prize would have to be given to them even if they didn't want it.
Having made up his mind, Zhou Yu no longer hesitated and directly showed the unfolded lottery ticket to the onlookers.
After seeing what was written on the ticket, everyone present immediately lost their composure.
Is this naughty kid teasing us?
Although the third prize is not the best, it is better than the previous lucky prize, right?
You put on that expression as if your father had died, and if someone didn’t know you, they would think the ticket said “Thank you for your patronage”!
Isn't this a waste of your feelings?
While some people were complaining, some smart guys had already started to get close to the plump woman.
"Um... Madam, if you don't like this third prize, I'd be happy to trade it with you if I win the toilet water later."
"Tsk tsk, you're so far back in the queue, the abacus beads could crash into my face."
"Exactly. It's not your turn to change. My ranking is higher than yours."
"How can you get ahead of me? Madam, I'll be in line behind you. If I win the toilet water later, I can swap with you."
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These people had a good plan, but the plump woman just refused to speak.
She stared at the lottery ticket in Zhou Yu's hand in astonishment for a long while. After confirming that she was not mistaken, she slapped the little boy on the head again, "You unlucky child, you won the third prize, why are you acting like your father has died?"
"Mother, the third prize is a double-layered thermos, not toilet water..."
The little boy who was beaten again had a look of resentment on his face.
Mother, didn’t you say before that even those big prizes are not as valuable as toilet water?
You even asked me to help you draw eleven bottles of toilet water!
How come you forgot what I just said?
The plump woman naturally saw the little boy's expression.
Seeing that this brat dared to question her, the woman raised her hand and slapped him again.
"Don't I know what the third prize is? Why do you think I asked you to buy toilet water? Isn't it because of your absent father? I use the toilet water for my mother, and the double-layered thermos is for your father. I really don't believe I can't control him."
As she spoke, the plump woman giggled.
Seeing this, Little Milk Ball couldn't help but lean over to Zhou Yu's ear with a curious look on his face and said, "Little Nianjun, she hits Little Guoguo when she's unhappy, so why does she hit Little Guoguo when she's happy?"
Zhou Yu: (°ー°〃)
Little boy: (#-.-)
People around: \("▔□▔)/\("▔□▔)/\("▔□▔)/
Zhou Yu naturally had no way of answering the little milk ball's question.
Should I tell her that it has become a habit for plump women to beat their sons?
From the fact that this mother and son were the second to come to the lottery area, it can be seen that the little boy is quite talented in arithmetic.
I just don’t know if the little boy will become autistic if he continues to be beaten like this.
Judging from the little boy’s speechless expression, he may have learned to self-regulate very early on.
Seeing that the lottery line was getting longer and longer, Zhou Yu was too lazy to think about this problem anymore.
After handing the third prize to the mother and son, they directly picked up the radio to announce the winning situation.
When they heard that the third prize had also been taken away, those who were originally calculating carefully suddenly panicked.
If we delay any further, the grand prize will be taken away by others.
never mind.
Not picky anymore.
Just go a little beyond that!
As long as it's no less than one hundred taels, and you can participate in the lottery as soon as possible, it's fine.
With this in mind, many people who were originally careful with their spending suddenly began to buy things frantically.
I saw the goods on the shelves decreasing at a speed visible to the naked eye.
The rest of those who insisted on making up the total to one hundred taels also panicked in an instant.
It's true that I need to round up a hundred taels, but I don't need everything!
If we delay any further, even if we can get enough money, it is possible that all we get will be things that we don’t need at home.
Wouldn't that be even more of a loss?
never mind.
Don't pick up sesame seeds and lose the watermelon.
One hundred taels is not a small amount of money to begin with. Wouldn't it be heartbreaking if I were to buy a bunch of useless things?
then.
The few remaining people who insisted on making up the total to one hundred taels finally couldn't help themselves and joined the rush to buy.