Chapter 133: Angry General Xiao's Online Tutoring

During the break between classes.

The teacher walked onto the stage and announced, "Children, our school will hold a cultural performance next week."

"Our class is going to perform a fairy tale play called 'Sleeping Beauty'. It tells the story of a princess who is cursed by a witch and finally saved by a prince. If you perform well, there will be a reward! Everyone can choose the male and female protagonists."

"Any kid volunteer to play the prince?"

"Me, me, me!" Upon hearing that there was a reward, Lin Xiaofan immediately raised his hand.

"Okay, then the male lead will be played by Lin Xiaofan. What about Sleeping Beauty? Is there any kid who wants to play that role?"

The little girls were all shy, and no one dared to recommend themselves.

"Then you can also recommend to the teacher which little girl in our class is your princess."

"Teacher, I think Meng Ziling is the most beautiful and she is most suitable to be a princess!" A little boy raised his hand and said.

Hearing this, Meng Ziling felt very proud and straightened her back even more.

"Are there any other children you'd like to recommend? If not, let's ask Ziling for her opinion. Meng Ziling, are you willing to play the role of the princess?"

Meng Ziling smiled shyly, before she could even utter the words "I do".

Sudden.

Lin Xiaofan interrupted, "I recommend Tao Zhi to be the princess. A princess should be the kindest person in the world, and Tao Zhi is very kind."

After saying that, Lin Xiaofan looked at Meng Ziling provocatively.

A child nearby echoed:

"I also support Tao Zhi to be the princess!"

"Support Tao Zhi."

…

"Okay, everyone, be quiet for a moment. Let's vote by raising our hands! Children who support Meng Ziling, please raise your hands."

Although Meng Ziling is very beautiful, she is spoiled too much by her family and is somewhat delicate, and is not liked by other children.

So only a few boys raised their hands.

"Those who support Tao Zhi? Raise your hands."

Xiao Taozhi is very popular and was passed almost unanimously.

It is obvious who will win and who will lose.

"Xiao Taozhi, would you like to play the role of the princess?" asked the teacher.

Xiao Taozhi readily agreed: "Okay."

She hasn't acted in a play yet, and it looks like a lot of fun.

There was laughter and joy at Xiao Taozhi. Everyone was gathered around the script, discussing the plot and the selection of other minor roles.

But the atmosphere around Meng Ziling, who was not selected, was inexplicably low.

Her fair little face was completely colorless, and her white teeth were biting her lower lip tightly.

She looked like she was doing her homework silently, but in fact, the tip of her pen had poked a hole in the paper!

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After school.

Xiao family.

After taking Xiao Taozhi home, Grandpa Xiao and Grandpa Jiang went fishing, Gao Yahui went to the street to buy vegetables, and Xiao Taozhi was the only one left at home.

The little guy sat at his desk and did his homework obediently.

Sudden.

Someone was banging on the door, and it was very loud.

Xiao Taozhi's neck shrank.

Isn't there something bad going on outside?

Thinking of this, the little guy felt a little scared. He stuck to the door cautiously and peeked outside through the crack.

But I couldn't see anything.

Not getting a response, the person outside became anxious and banged on the door a few more times, as if he was going to lift the door open in the next second.

"Is anyone there? Open the door!"

It was Xiao Yucheng's voice.

Xiao Taozhi immediately breathed a sigh of relief and obediently opened the door for Xiao Yucheng.

Naijiji's voice was filled with disdain: "Daddy, why can't you just knock on the door gently? Zhizhi thought it was bandits coming in to rob us!"

"If you can't speak, don't speak!"

Bandit? What kind of adjective is that?

The Xiao family didn't have the concept of knocking on the door gently. They would either bang on it or kick it, so the Xiao family's door had been changed many times.

"Do you think I'm happy to see a little bean sprout like you?"

Xiao Yucheng looked around and made sure that Xiao Taozhi was safe and sound in the house before preparing to leave: "As long as you're alive, I'm leaving."

"No, no."

Xiao Taozhi hurriedly grabbed Xiao Yucheng's sleeve, pulled him over to the pink children's table, and handed him a pen. "The teacher said that parents need to sign after the homework is completed."

As he spoke, Xiao Taozhi pointed to the desk that was already filled with homework.

Parents?

When Xiao Yucheng first heard this word, he was stunned.

I'm still a little uncomfortable with this new identity of Tao Zhi's father.

It's a bit weird, but it feels okay.

Xiao Yucheng picked up the pen and was about to sign when he caught sight of Xiao Taozhi's homework.

He paused, "Have you checked this homework?"

"Um."

Little Taozhi nodded vigorously. "The homework the teacher assigned today was very simple. Zhizhi finished it very quickly! I even checked it three times!"

Looking at the homework in his hand, Xiao Yucheng's expression gradually froze, and even his thick eyebrows were tightly furrowed together.

With a serious expression, he pointed to an arithmetic problem and asked, "Why does one plus one equal one?"

Little Taozhi pointed at Xiao Yucheng, then at herself, and answered as a matter of course, "A dad and a mom give birth to a Zhizhi!"

The veins on Xiao Yucheng's forehead bulged.

What the hell is this nonsense?!

Xiao Yucheng gritted his teeth and asked, "You are an only child, what if they give birth to a second child?"

“Oh, that’s right…”

Little Taozhi realized the problem with her thinking. She wrinkled her face and thought carefully, "It could also be that one mother gave birth to three babies, so..."

So it’s wrong to think so!

Before Xiao Yucheng could finish his words, Xiao Taozhi spoke first, "So the question is wrong! One plus one equals... um..."

Xiao Taozhi snatched the homework from Xiao Yucheng, crossed out the number after the equal sign with a pen, and then put a big cross on the side.

She showed the homework to Xiao Yucheng again: "One plus one equals no answer."

Xiao Yucheng: ...

How can you be so stupid?!

calm!

He needs to calm down!!

Xiao Yucheng took a deep breath, held up two fingers patiently, and asked, "What is this?"

“This is… Yeah!”

Xiao Taozhi also stretched out two fingers towards Xiao Yucheng and made the same gesture.

Xiao Yucheng: ...

grass!

Fuck you!

"I'm asking about numbers. Come, count them."

"One, two."

"This is one finger, and this is one finger. What's the sum of the two?"

Xiao Taozhi thought for a moment, then suddenly shouted, "Two!"

"That's right!" Xiao Yucheng looked at Xiao Taozhi with a smile.

Xiao Taozhi also looked at Xiao Yucheng with a smile.

The two of them just looked at each other stupidly.

One second, two seconds.

Xiao Yucheng's smile froze instantly, then disappeared visibly.

"What are you looking at? The answer is two. Write it down!"

Xiao Yucheng sighed heavily and quietly wiped the sweat from his forehead.

It turns out that helping children with their homework is a physical job!

(End of this chapter)