Chapter 5 The Shining Mental State of Social Animals

"Puff."

Before Gojo Satoru could say anything, Geto Suguru and Nozomi Ieiri, who had followed Yoga Masamichi, couldn't hold back their laughter, and then looked away when Gojo Satoru glared at them.

It's not that their friendship is old, it's just that the show in front of them is too rare to see. Glass even turned on his mobile phone to record this heart-warming scene.

"How can you—"

"Stop, stop, I know you're angry, but don't be angry yet."

"then."

Cheng Xiaoyu knew very well that one has to touch the fish and work has to be done, and was too lazy to continue arguing with the child. She raised her hand and threw a USB flash drive to Ye Mo Zhengdao.

"It contains information on several special-grade cursed spirits I dealt with last night, as well as information on the increase in cursed spirits in various areas of Beika Town. I'll give it to those idiots above and have them send people to deal with the cursed spirits they can. Since they're so eager to comment on my work, I'm not an unreasonable devil. I'll deal with as many cursed spirits below special-grade as I can. If we don't have enough people, I'll do it myself. Otherwise, I'll throw these cursed spirits at their bedsides and work overtime all night long."

When she went to Beika Town at night, she found that the sorcerers who were originally stationed in Beika Town to fight against the sudden appearance of the cursed spirit had all withdrawn. Instead, several [window] personnel who were specialized in collecting intelligence and had no combat capabilities were observing her actions outside the cursed spirit point. It was obviously the work of those high-ranking officials in the curse world who were thicker-skinned than their feet.

If you dare to make her uncomfortable, then no one will feel comfortable anymore!

After finishing speaking, Cheng Xiaoyu looked at Gojo Satoru again: "Okay, go on. What were you going to say just now?"

"Oh yes, I remember now. Let me help you start with 'What's wrong with you'."

If I didn't know how this woman had treated people in the past, I would have thought at first glance that she was a responsible teacher guiding students to give the correct answers.

“.......”

Gojo Satoru, who grew up being spoiled and used to only have the power to irritate others, was criticized so harshly for the first time. He was so angry that he couldn't find the words for a while.

Cheng Xiaoyu didn't really plan to wait for him to organize his words, otherwise what if Gojo Satoru developed antibodies after teasing him too much at once? She also planned to bully this guy a few more times for her own amusement before he grew into a badminton player.

After waiting for three seconds and seeing that this child who had not yet been beaten by society could not utter a word, Cheng Xiaoyu immediately sighed, shook her head, and said, "It's okay, you have tried hard too," and left gracefully, leaving the four people speechless as they watched her sneaking shadow.

"No matter which angle I look at it from, it doesn't look like a sorcerer, let alone a human. It looks more like a cursed spirit." Gojo Satoru squatted down to examine the seemingly normal shade of the tree, gritting his teeth, "How could there be such a wicked person!"

Xia Yujie grinned and stabbed his best friend again: "Satoru, don't call others inhuman just because you can't bully them and get bullied instead. That shows you can't afford to play with them."

"You're the one who can't stand it, right? Who was the one who took a step back when he saw me being scolded?"

"Please be considerate of Glass. As a user of the reversal technique, her own safety is of course the most important thing."

"Tsk, shut up, Geto! You're telling such a stupid lie like a kindergarten kid."

"Alright," Ye Mo Zheng Dao shouted, stopping the bickering between the boys and girls. "There are no classes today. You're free to do whatever you want all day, but don't stray too far. Geta, Gojo, I'll contact you to go to the classroom after I've reported the situation to the higher-ups. You'll have new tasks."

"That's it, disband!"

........

The get out of class was over, but it was impossible to disband, especially for the energetic young boys and girls.

Glass dragged the two of them back to the dormitory, practically dashing off without even changing her shoes. Her eyes sparkled with excitement, like a wild civet entering a melon garden. "Now that you have time, tell me what your future children will be like! As a fellow woman, I can give you some advice. Maybe we can find the destined person for you two to raise your children with all your heart?"

Although Nozomi is also a good friend of Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru, it is impossible for them to ask her, an underage girl, about parenting and views on marriage and love late at night, both from a subjective moral and objective perspective.

As a result, Ieiri Shoko missed the opportunity to eat a piece of melon.

It was not until a few mornings when she woke up for class that she saw the bumps on the heads of two male classmates and the dark circles under their eyes. She also learned about what had happened last night from her mentor, who was also in a bad mental state.

But before she could hear the whole thing, Gojo Satoru suddenly jumped up, kicked the window, and rushed out.

"Why didn't you ask me last night? Our dormitories are so close." When she thought about how much fun she missed last night, Ieiri Naoko couldn't help but sigh.

The corner of Geto's mouth twitched: "You obviously just want to see Wu and me make a fool of ourselves first, Nitro."

We have been classmates for so long, we all know each other.

"Ah—I've been discovered." Glass said in a long voice, "Then as an apology, let me listen to your troubles in becoming a father and give you some advice."

Gojo Satoru snorted in dissatisfaction and repeated everything to Ieiri Nozomi in a few words.

In fact, there were only a few words, but the main reason was that the amount of information in it was so great that it could have shocked the person involved.

"...That's it. Glass, you saw how nasty that woman was this afternoon. I feel even more strongly that she's playing tricks on me and Jay!"

"You deserved it this afternoon."

After a moment's thought, Ieiri Naoko added a fair remark: "Based on the way you two treated her before, you deserved to be fooled by her."

“…”

Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru did not refute.

"So, Nitro, do you also think that woman was joking and venting her anger?"

"uncertain."

Jia Ru Xiaozi took out a cigarette, and Xia Yujie next to her took out a lighter and lit it for her.

"You've probably heard about what's going on with the higher-ups in the Jujutsu department. Even you two have been stood up by her several times. With her abilities, she's capable of pulling off even bigger pranks. This lie is so outrageous and absurd that no one would believe it. It's easily debunked. There's no need for her to tell such a simple lie that would be quickly proven."

"I don't want to apologize to that guy." The 14-year-old boy couldn't bring himself to apologize, and muttered angrily with his neck stiff. "At worst, I can wait a year and see. If it's fake, she'll be embarrassed. If it's real, it's not like I can't raise two children..."

Ieiri Shoko instantly understood why Gojo Satoru had so many more bumps on his head than Geto Go. She didn't blame Teacher Yoga, she was also a little itchy.

Ieiri Naoko didn't want to give him any slack. She blew a puff of her cigarette expertly and said, "What Gojo said is also a method."

ah?

Now even Gojo Satoru looked at Ieiri Shoko in confusion.

I just said it in anger, why did Glass take it seriously?

"But I think you have overlooked one issue..."

Jiarui Xiaozi exhaled a puff of smoke, and in the misty smoke, a mysterious curve appeared at the corner of his lips.

"Did the person who told you this prophecy say whether the one entrusted with the child would be a boy or a girl?"

"She's so certain that you, Gojo Satoru, will never find that woman. Is it possible that it's because she's not a woman at all?"

As soon as these words were spoken, the room fell into deathly silence.

In fact, following this logic, it is not difficult for Naoko Ieiri to infer that the prophecy of her two classmates raising children may not have any bloody factors of love, hate, or vengeance at all, but the same thing still applies -

It’s so rare to see these two scumbags having fun!

Even without putting herself in Cheng Xiaoyu's perspective, Jialiu Xianzi felt very happy watching the two classmates being fooled. She was even more persuasive: "So, how about you check your sexual orientation first?"

However, after being told this by Ieori Nozomi, Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru also realized: At that time, Cheng Xiaoyu only said that they would each adopt two children, and did not mention the relationship between the children's parents and them.

In other words, even if they were entrusted by relatives or picked up children for adoption, the woman's words at the time can still be applied to them, and she cannot be accused of lying.

Being fooled, but not completely fooled.

The two people who realized this felt depressed, but relieved at the same time.

"This wicked woman..." Gojo Satoru said with a sinister smile, "She'd better not let me seize the opportunity..."

"Forget about seizing the opportunity. You can't even catch her. Have you forgotten how she played you and Geto so many times before?"

“.......”

As expected of classmates, his heart was so steady, accurate and ruthless.

.........

Neither the discussion of the trio nor the innocent person who bore the wrath of the incompetence of the high-ranking curse masters had anything to do with Cheng Xiaoyu at this moment.

Because she was no longer in the Jujutsu High School, if Gojo Satoru pushed open the door of her place, he would only see a black shadow emitting a black aura.

Cheng Xiaoyu's purpose was to deliberately return to Tokyo Jutsu High School, release his aura to be detected, and then escape to avoid trouble.

"You, what are you going to do?"

The girl in JK clothes curled up her body, looking at the kidnapper who kidnapped her in horror, her body trembling uncontrollably.

Cheng Xiaoyu, standing in the darkness, grinned, revealing her sharp white teeth. "Don't be afraid, little sister Tian Tianlizi. Answer me a question and I'll let you go."

"Do you want to live or die?"

“I, I…”

After all, Tenriko was still a little girl in junior high school at that time. She had never seen such a scene before. She was so scared that tears welled up in her eyes, her limbs became weak, and she couldn't utter a complete sentence for a while.

Cheng Xiaoyu also realized this, so she put on a brighter smile, bent down and moved closer to Nariko, so close that Nariko could see the slightly red pupil in the middle of her iris, and considerately changed the way she asked:

"Do you want to die? Nod yes, shake your head no."

Tianlizi quickly shook her head.

Cheng Xiaoyu straightened up with satisfaction: "Don't want to die? That's not easy. There are so many people who want to kill you."

"As a stellar plasma, you don't have much inherent strength. Both the curse world and its enemies want your life. The only difference is whether you die sooner or later. Do you think you can escape?"

I can't escape today.

Tenriko shed tears of despair.