Chapter 61: Caution! There are some bad jokes inside.

"Oh, I'm so sorry! Are you all safe?" A blond, blue-eyed, white woman got out of the car in front. "Ah, are you... Miss Umekawa?"

Cheng Xiaoyu took a look and saw—whoa! Isn’t this FBI agent Judy?

They just met in Beika-cho a few days ago.

Cheng Xiaoyu nodded: "Miss Judy, we meet again."

"Wait a minute before you reminisce."

When something you encounter is absurd to a certain extent, people will not get angry. Just like Gojo Satoru who had two car accidents within an hour, he can be said to be calm when asking Judy at this moment.

"Why did you brake so suddenly?"

Judy explained in her American-accented Japanese: "I used to drive a left-hand drive car in the United States, and I'm not used to driving a right-hand drive car yet. I accidentally stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake. I am willing to bear all the compensation..."

Gojo Satoru: "...

Even a top-class sorcerer would lose all his means and strength when faced with a minor incident like a minor car scratch caused unintentionally by an ordinary person, and when the other party apologizes very sincerely.

Gojo Satoru interrupted Judy's apology and said, "I'll give you a number. If you want to get reimbursed or apologize later, go find this person. Don't be so panicked. We who were hit by the car didn't panic, so why should you?"

"Okay, okay." Judy hurriedly pulled out her phone and wrote down Ichi Chikao's number. Then she made a self-deprecating joke to [Umekawa Kuko], "Ms. Umekawa, we always meet in unlucky places."

Cheng Xiaoyu: "Who says it isn't? That's why I plan to go back and hit the wooden fish with the cross. Maybe it can dispel some bad luck and earn some merit for myself."

Umekawa...? Is that Ms. Ghost's real name?

Although Yuji Itadori and Nobara Kugisaki were puzzled, they kept their questions to themselves considering that there were outsiders present and planned to ask them when they got on the bus on the way back.

Fushiguro Megumi was no longer puzzled. Oni had said ten years ago that her real name could not be revealed, so Umekawa must be a pseudonym.

Gojo Satoru: "You two know each other?"

Cheng Xiaoyu: "I saw him last time in Beihua Town."

Gojo Satoru was amused. He wasn't about to miss the chance to play a prank on a ghost. "That time you were mistaken for the murderer? I heard from Huibara that you were almost scared to death. Is that true, Miss Judy?"

Judy: "After all, that scene is really scary for ordinary people, being in a room with a dead person, not to mention that Miss Umekawa was not feeling well at the time. Fortunately, Miss Umekawa is young and in good physical condition. If she were middle-aged or elderly, she would not be able to handle it. Please take care of yourself, Miss Umekawa."

Gojo Satoru playfully nudged Cheng Xiaoyu's arm with his elbow. "Yes, it's dangerous to be in poor health, isn't it, Miss Umekawa Kuko? You better be careful not to go to hell at such a young age."

Cheng Xiaoyu slapped Gojo Satoru's elbow away in annoyance: "Why can't I go to heaven? Oh no, there are succubi in hell. Then I'd better make a few more jokes about hell and use my young body to go to hell to find succubi."

Gojo Satoru: "Is the succubus pretty?"

Cheng Xiaoyu gave a thumbs up: "It must be beautiful, extremely beautiful."

The two of them joked about hell for a while, and suddenly remembered that Judy was from Europe and the United States and might be a Christian. This joke might be offensive to her. Just as he was about to explain, he found that Judy was listening with great interest.

Judy laughed: "It's okay, I don't believe in religion. I believe more in the power of people than in gods."

Cheng Xiaoyu: "Ms. Judy, what are you doing in Tokyo?"

Logically speaking, Judy from the Death God Elementary School filming set would not leave Beika Town. Could something have happened to the second high-dimensional creature?

Judy's heart tightened, but her FBI agent's manners allowed her to maintain her composure. She used her phone to display a dessert shop's ratings interface. "I heard there's a dessert shop here with very high online ratings. I don't have classes tomorrow, so I'm planning to treat myself after get off work. Does Ms. Umekawa know this shop?"

For food, that's fine.

Cheng Xiaoyu thought.

After all, Cameron, who was also an FBI agent, had once traveled a long way to get a special curry. Even Cameron and Judy's boss had eaten that curry and said it was delicious.

Gojo Satoru glanced at it and said, "This place is terrible. The good reviews are just fake marketing to boost sales. The traditional Japanese confectionery shop next door is much better. It's the one with the pink mascot on the sign."

Seeing Judy happily write down the name of the store in her memo, Cheng Xiaoyu breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems like I've been working too much overtime and have become stressed. Judy's life isn't all about work; she usually goes to the arcade to play games and relax. Driving over ten kilometers just for a good meal is perfectly normal.

After all, some white fans do...hmm!

Cheng Xiaoyu reminded, "However, desserts in the United States are generally sweet, so Judy, you might not be able to get used to traditional Japanese desserts. Perhaps you could try snacks or other specialty foods?"

Judy: "Yes, it's true that many of the desserts here are a bit bland for my taste. Does Ms. Umekawa have any recommendations?"

Cheng Xiaoyu: "Ah, this..." At first I couldn't figure it out. Her appetite was much larger than that of ordinary humans. The food she bought at the snack street was just a snack.

At this moment, Judy glanced at the three teenagers standing in a row behind her, slapped her forehead, and said with the stereotypical "blonde, impulsive, white girl" attitude, "understanding":

"Oh! Look at my memory! You must be in a hurry to send these children home at this time. Why don't we add each other as friends and chat later when we have time?"

Cheng Xiaoyu: There’s no problem with chatting, but the problem is that I don’t have a phone or an account, so how can I add you as a friend?

Gojo Satoru knew that Cheng Xiaoyu had no contact information for this world, so he winked at Cheng Xiaoyu smugly: "Do you want my help? Ask me."

Cheng Xiaoyu: ...

Is it because of APTX4869? Why does it feel like Gojo Satoru has become more childish?

No. 233: [This is the most unfair experience for APTX4869. This guy was simply engaging in the kind and friendly interactions that occur between intelligent life forms with good relationships, devoid of any malice. Commonly known as—being a jerk.]

Will Cheng Xiaoyu cooperate with Gojo Satoru's childish behavior?

What a joke! No one here knows how to be a rogue and a slut more than her!

"Oh no! I was in a hurry and forgot my phone today." Cheng Xiaoyu stretched out her arms at an acute angle, grandly introducing Gojo Satoru like a sales host promoting a product. "Besides, I'm not familiar with this place either. Why don't you add him? He's studied, worked, and lived in Tokyo for many years, and he's also a teacher. You two will definitely have more in common than I do."

Gojo Satoru sighed inwardly, "The older I get, the more childish I become." He pulled out his phone and asked, "Do you have a LINE account?"

Although Judy felt a little regretful for not getting the contact information of the target mission, but now that things have come to this, it would be too suspicious if she refused at this time.

"...So in the end, I only got the social media account of Gojo Satoru, a teacher at Tokyo Jujutsu High School. I don't know if that was intentional on my part."

Judy reported this to Shuichi Akai, his superior James who knew about Shuichi Akai's fake death plan, and his colleague Cameron.

James: "It's okay Judy. You've done a good job. At least we now have the contact information of someone who is familiar with Umekawa Kuko."

Cameron: "It seems the target has a strong anti-reconnaissance awareness. This will make it difficult to approach."

James: "Akai, do you have any ideas on how to get Judy and Umekawa Kuko to get close enough to get information? After all, you have experience in this area."

In order to infiltrate the winery, Shuichi Akai came into contact with Akemi Miyano, a low-level member of the winery, and later successfully joined the organization through her recommendation, and worked his way up to the position of a key cadre.

Cameron rubbed his head and said, "Mr. Akai's experience... maybe Judy won't be able to use it..."

Akai Shuichi's method of approaching Miyano Akemi... in layman's terms, it's a combination of swindling and slapping...

Although it is not glorious, it does work!

No matter what means are used, as long as it can complete the task, it is a good method.

But this time, Judy who came into contact with Umekawa Kuko was also a woman. If it was America, this trick might work, but Japan is far less open than America in this regard.

The version is incompatible!

Akai Shuichi lit a cigarette and recalled the day when he and Amuro Toru were stalking someone in the Beikacho tavern. He could still vividly remember the scene where Amuro Toru's reputation was completely ruined by [Umekawa Kuko] within half a meter of him.

Neon's thinking is indeed not as open as America's, but [Umekawa Kuko]'s thinking is definitely more open than Neon's.

Akai Shuichi blew out a puff of smoke: "Actually... it's not impossible that it won't be used at all."

Judy: ?????

Shuichi Akai: "I'm not saying we're going to use this, I'm just saying there's still a possibility that this plan could be implemented. The target's thinking is more open than most Japanese people. During the follow-up surveillance in Beika Town, [Umekawa Kuko] firmly told Geto Suguru that Amuro Toru's strange attitude towards him was because he had a crush on him, and he also spoke about sexual equality."

Everyone: “…”

Is there something wrong with this version? They are clearly on the Japanese server, but why can they hear the characteristics of their hometown US server here?

Judy: "I remember that you went with Amuro Toru on that surveillance mission. Does that mean..."

Akai Shuichi smiled and took a puff of his cigarette. "Yes, at the time, Amuro Toru, Geto Suguru, and Haibara Yu all expressed emotions like 'incredible' and 'unbelievable' to her words, so I said her thinking was obviously different from that of ordinary Japanese people. She might not even be Japanese at all - at least not in her thinking and life. Using the 'Neon's' thinking mode to speculate about her will definitely lead to mission failure."

James: "Perhaps we can also try to check for information on [Umekawa Kuko] in the US. Also, Judy, if the target becomes suspicious and needs you to explain your suspicious behavior of deliberately approaching [Umekawa Kuko], you can... refer to what she said to Geto Suguru in the restaurant and say that you are pursuing her. Whether she accepts it or not is one thing, but there is a high probability that she will dispel her suspicions about you, and you can at least get away with it."

"......clear."

Although Judy, a straight woman, was reluctant in her heart, she still agreed.

Because she also knew that the best way to dispel her doubts was to use what Umekawa Kuko said in the same situation as a boomerang and throw it back.

As I said, no matter whether the method is clean or not, it is a good trick as long as it works.

So even Judy, who doesn't believe in God, can only pray to God in her heart that her contact process will go smoothly and that she won't have to use this last resort.

Amen.

I don’t know how Toru Amuro or Geto Suguru would react if they heard about the FBI’s arrangements at this time, and whether they would applaud.

Those who slander innocent people will eventually be punished!

Those who doubt others' sexual orientation will eventually be doubted back!

Those who create others will always be created!