Chapter 267 Cute Kids Battle Goose

"Aaaaaah!"

Chiu Chiu swears that she has never been this fast in her entire life, including when she was cooking fish. Human-raised geese are truly amazing!

Save the baby fish!

With a quick dash, its chubby bottom dodged the goose's attack.

"Chirp chirp!"

Eunuch Liu escorted the Emperor and Empress out of Fengwu Palace. Upon closer inspection, he saw Qiuqiu running frantically, her chubby cheeks jiggling.

Looking behind her... that damned palace maid actually lied about the military situation, claiming it was just a goose, but there were actually three flapping their wings!

It's the same three beasts that injured a long-beaked stone dragon in the Beast Taming Garden!

"Oh my little darling, hurry up and come to this old servant!" Eunuch Liu called out to Qiuqiu with his arms outstretched, while also making sure that Emperor Jingming and the Empress were away from Qiuqiu. "These three geese are very powerful. Even the stone dragon is no match for them. Your Majesty and the Empress must be careful."

The Emperor and Empress still vividly remembered the spectacular scene of the three geese battling the stone dragon. For a moment, they were at a loss for words to comment on Qiuqiu's daring challenge to the geese. She really was a fearless young calf!

Just as the goose was about to peck her on the bottom, Chirp jumped into Grandpa Liu's arms, and then the fleeing children turned from one into two...

"Where are the guards! Quickly, capture those three bastards!"

The guards of Fengwu Palace swarmed forward and quickly captured the two. However, the guards' arms were also pecked and swollen. His Majesty only said to capture them, not to kill them; they had to endure it. How frustrating!

Even so, there was still one goose that slipped through the net!

Three or five guards surrounded him from all sides, ready to capture him in one fell swoop. One of the long-legged guards felt an itch on his leg, as if something had crawled through his crotch.

When Lu Diandian came to her senses, she was already behind the goose with its wings spread, eager to try.

Qiuqiu's hair was a mess, and she looked as pitiful as a little beggar. "Sister Dian!"

Lu Diandian was overflowing with love and immediately vowed to make sure that goose appeared on Qiuqiu's dinner table tonight!

No one knows where she learned her goose-catching technique, but little Lu Diandian rushed behind the goose in one stride, grabbed its neck, and lifted the seven or eight-pound goose up and swung it around a few times.

When she stopped, the goose was still frantically trying to form hoops due to inertia, its neck almost snapping.

Kids these days are scarier than chefs! Do they know how difficult it was for their goose family to survive?

Heaven is going to destroy my goose clan!

Chirp's little ears twitched. [This goose is so special!]

Lu Diandian looked down and carefully examined the goose; it was indeed quite different…

"So plump! Chirp chirp, shall we have braised goose or goose stewed in an iron pot?"

Chirp chirp: Σ(°△°|||)︴

【What I said was special, not particularly delicious!】

Lu Diandian said decisively, "It's really delicious!"

The goose stretched its neck as far as it could: "Goose, goose, goose, goose~"

To be honest, Chuchu was indeed hungry after what Dian Dian said. She rubbed her belly, but hesitated when she met the goose's pleading eyes.

This was the first time she had felt empathy for food, which is why it was so special.

The guards hesitated. "Your Majesty, should we still catch this goose?"

Before Emperor Jingming could speak, Qiuqiu popped out, "No, not at all."

Besides food, they can also be pets.

I want to raise a chick!

Lu Diandian felt it was a bit of a pity, but Qiuqiu said that if it wasn't going to eat it, then they would let it off this time. To Qiuqiu's disappointment, although Diandian didn't want to eat it, she showed no intention of letting go.

She considered their sisterly bond, but it was just a goose that was somewhat interesting; what difference would it make if she gave it to her?

The domineering girl decided to let go.

The goose that went from food to a pet: Phew~ It's so good to be alive!

Lu Diandian, carrying the goose, walked at the front like a proud and spirited female knight, with her little follower, Qiuqiu, immediately following behind.

Fu Ning, who had been knocked down by the goose at the beginning, was finally caught up by Granny Cui.

This was the first time the Empress had seen Fu Ning cry so sincerely, and she couldn't help but laugh. Fu Ning then cried even harder.

Two condemning gazes fell upon the Empress, and she could no longer smile.

Emperor Jingming was secretly pleased. He couldn't let himself be bullied by his children forever, since he and his wife were one family. But Fu Ning was his little princess; he couldn't let her be bullied by a few bastards.

"Liu Debao, convey my imperial decree: These geese in the Imperial Beast Garden have been disrespectful to the princess. Except for the one in Little Dot's hand, all the others shall be put into the pot."

"Just like Little One said, make braised goose and pure goose in an iron pot."

That evening, the three children ate heartily from their small bowls, while the only surviving goose trembled in the open space of the palace.

Chiu Chiu is growing to love the palace more and more; she finds new fun in it every day.

"Baji, baji, baji."

[Slurp! It smells so good!]

Some of the goslings only care about their own bellies and don't care which goose stayed up all night.

Then the goose that hadn't slept all night got beaten up...

When the cat's paw slammed into its head, it felt like its brain was going to rot.

The little chubby orange cat, already quite large thanks to its own advantages, leaped up and punched the goose with its plump body. Its godmother had called it to protect Chiu Chiu, and in the time it took to eat a fish, it had already been bullied by this reckless goose.

Doesn't it know that Chiu Chiu is the one it protects?

After beating up the goose, the chubby orange cat struggled to squeeze into the room through the window, rubbed its paws on Chiu Chiu's little shoes, jumped onto the bed, and fell into a deep sleep next to Chiu Chiu's pillow.

From today onwards, it will be Qiuqiu's inseparable little cat!

As Qiuqiu slept, she felt increasingly tightness in her chest, but she was too lazy to open her eyes and slept through the night in a daze.

She was woken up early the next morning by the urge to urinate.

She touched the large, fluffy patch on her chest and stared blankly for a long time before she realized what it meant: "Juju."

The chubby orange cat half-opened its eyes, rubbed against the bed, and chirped as if to say hello before rolling over to continue sleeping.

My personal kitten lost its job on its very first day because it couldn't get out of bed...

The chubby orange cat, dejected, sniffed around the Phoenix Palace looking for Chiu Chiu. It had even avenged Chiu Chiu last night, so what was wrong with sleeping a little longer?

The Phoenix Palace was very large, and after searching for a long time, it finally stopped in front of a small room.

It took two steps, then its panicked chirping came out: "Juju, don't go in."

The chubby orange cat keenly noticed the change in the chirping sound, and knew it was time!

Perhaps the poor human infant has already been kidnapped by bad guys!

Brave cats, now on the attack!

The chubby orange cat burst through the door with lightning speed and rushed out just as fast...

"Meow!"

Heroism killed the cat!

Sitting on the chamber pot, Chiu Chiu silently shed tears, the wind blowing on her cool bottom...

Waaaaah, can't I have any privacy?

【Ahhh! Juju, come back and close the door!】

ChiuChiu officially announces: Starting today, my friendship with Little Fatty Orange is broken!