Chapter 29: A Guide to the Twenty-Ninth Day - A Book with Depth

Xiang Di was about to cry.

In idol dramas, the female lead sits in the back of the male lead's car, a gentle breeze blowing through her elegant long hair and skirt, the shadows of the trees slanting slightly, a scene of serene beauty.

Why is it so bad for her?

Fortunately, Bai Jiangxin couldn't see her expression right now, otherwise he would definitely be disgusted by her distorted expression.

[In erotic novels, those female protagonists who enjoy being spanked, are their butts made of iron?]

[Mom, I can't take it anymore! I'm about to poop out! No, Xiangdi! You have to hold on! Otherwise, your life will be completely over!]

If that's really the case, then she doesn't want to take the college entrance exam anymore. She might as well just commit suicide in front of Bai Jiangxin. If she can't be his white moonlight for a lifetime, then she'll be his shadow for a lifetime.

Just as he was darkly plotting how to make him remember him for the rest of his life, the electric scooter braked suddenly and came to a stop.

His buttocks finally received a brief respite, and as if he had survived a disaster, Xiang Di breathed a sigh of relief, looking at the back of his head.

"What's wrong?"

Bai Jiangxin said, "I need to use the restroom."

"Huh?" Xiang Di looked around. This path was lined with old courtyards, and she didn't see any public restrooms. "Should we use the navigation app to find a public restroom?"

"Um."

Bai Jiangxin was searching for nearby public restrooms on his phone when Xiang Di suddenly remembered something: "By the way, don't you mind using public restrooms?"

Upon hearing this, Bai Jiangxin hummed in response, his calm tone carrying a sense of having already transcended life and death: "If you were me, would you choose to mind or suffocate?"

"..." It seems he must have experienced this before.

Xiang Di suddenly realized today that Bai Jiangxin has a very human side, and that he is really good at playing serious dark humor.

Fortunately, the nearest public restroom was very close to them. The restroom was on the main road, so they had to leave the side road first. Xiang Di was secretly delighted. Great, now he could also relieve his butt.

When they arrived at the restroom, Bai Jiangxin wanted to lock the car, but Xiang Di said directly, "I'll watch the car for you, you can go ahead."

Bai Jiangxin frowned instantly: "Aren't you going?"

Xiang Di: "I'm not going."

Bai Jiangxin's lips twitched; he was completely convinced.

Why was she yelling about wanting to commit suicide? He was almost scared to death and quickly looked for a public restroom.

She found a public toilet, but didn't use it.

With things having come to this, Bai Jiangxin had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk into the public restroom.

Actually, public toilet facilities are getting better and better now. Once inside, it was very clean, and the smell of disinfectant was almost as strong as that of a hospital. But Bai Jiangxin still frowned in resistance and only reluctantly washed his hands at the sink inside.

While wiping his hands, Bai Jiangxin glanced at himself in the glasses, his expression a mix of emotions.

Thanks to someone, he now even dares to come into public restrooms outside. What can't he do?

It wasn't just about going to public restrooms; there were many other things that Bai Jiangxin wouldn't have even considered doing in the past. For example, when she used a clumsy excuse to ask him to drive her to the bookstore, he wouldn't have agreed before, let alone even give her a glance.

If it were the old Bai Jiangxin, he wouldn't have gone out today for those few cream puffs.

But he wanted to hear her loud and boisterous inner thoughts, which, though vulgar, had a strangely charming and straightforward quality.

Perhaps his previous days had been too quiet and boring. Bai Jiangxin recalled his childish behavior, which was no different from that of an elementary school boy, and the good mood he felt when she made him laugh. At this moment, the corners of his mouth unconsciously turned up.

Because he was facing a mirror, Bai Jiangxin quickly noticed the curve of the corners of his mouth.

An unnatural twitch appeared between Bai Jiangxin's brows; he coughed lightly and quickly suppressed it.

-

After washing his hands again, Bai Jiangxin finally came out of the public restroom.

Xiang Di and his electric scooter were still in the same spot, patiently waiting for him to return.

The weather was nice today, and the wind had been blowing non-stop. Xiang Di took off her helmet temporarily, and her long hair was lifted up by the wind. At school, she was used to tying her hair up, revealing her round head, so much so that Bai Jiangxin had not noticed at all that her hair was so long.

Xiang Di hadn't noticed that he had already come over and was standing next to his electric scooter, looking down and seemingly studying something. He would touch the handlebars, look in the rearview mirror, and flick his hair in front of the mirror.

Bai Jiangxin noticed all these subtle movements. He took a few steps closer, then stopped and quietly watched her.

It wasn't until Xiang Di recklessly pressed the seat button that the electric scooter emitted a piercing alarm, startling her so much that she jumped up and saw Bai Jiangxin, who had already emerged from the public restroom.

He walked over, turned off the alarm, and, amidst her forced smile, asked casually, "Have you had enough playing with my electric scooter?"

Xiang Di whispered, "...That's enough."

"Let's go when you've had enough fun," Bai Jiangxin said. "Come on up."

Xiang Di put her helmet back on, bracing herself for the continued torture on her buttocks. However, after getting into the car, Bai Jiangxin did not drive back to the side road.

She exclaimed, "Aren't you taking the back path?"

"I'm not going any further," Bai Jiangxin said. "The main road is easier to walk on."

"Great!" Xiang Di suppressed her excitement and said calmly, "I think so too."

She quickly became conflicted again. Now that they were back on the main road, should she... continue to hold him?

Before she could come up with a solution, Bai Jiangxin said, "Just lean against me."

Xiang Di's eyes widened immediately, and he added, "You kept bumping into me just now, it hurts a little."

It turns out I almost fell for her just because I didn't want to be hit like a bell.

Xiang Di smiled awkwardly: "It's okay, the road isn't that steep, I won't bump into you again."

“Not necessarily.” Bai Jiangxin’s tone left no room for argument. “What if another rock pops up somewhere? I’ll have to take you to the hospital again. Hold on tight and lean against me.”

"..."

He's riding an electric scooter and acting like a domineering CEO.

If it were anyone else, Xiang Di would have to say something to complain, but if it were Bai Jiangxin, she would like it very much.

Xiang Di nodded and obediently leaned against him.

Feeling a soft body gently press against his back, Bai Jiangxin suddenly felt a sense of relief and powerlessness.

If only this had been done sooner, they would have suffered so much less, and he wouldn't have had to listen to the cries of those with poor signal anymore.

Xiang Di felt much more comfortable with her bottom pressed against Bai Jiangxin, especially since they were on a flat road. Her heart was pounding even faster, but along with her happiness and excitement came new worries.

Her mind was constantly occupied, and she muttered to herself again.

Oh no, I forgot to spray on that killer cologne! What a blunder!

Bai Jiangxin: "..."

What is a "man-slaying" perfume?

Is she going to kill him with perfume?

And if she wasn't wearing perfume today, what was that sweet scent on her?

Forgetting to wear perfume is one thing, but if I had known I'd be riding on my husband's electric scooter today and getting this close to him, I would have worn less clothing. Wearing so many layers, my chest is completely hidden, and I'm not a big bust to begin with...

[Now he definitely won't be able to feel my breasts. Damn it, I've missed another great opportunity to make him lose his mind!]

If she hadn't thought that way, Bai Jiangxin wouldn't have noticed. But since she was thinking that way, he couldn't help but feel the two soft, yielding sensations.

Two soft breasts were pressed against his back, squeezing against his hard spine, and he could even feel the pressure of their compression.

Bai Jiangxin didn't have time to think about whether her chest was uncomfortable being pressed like that; in short, he was very uncomfortable right now.

Bai Jiangxin felt a tickle in his throat and subconsciously tightened his grip on the handlebars slightly.

The electric scooter, which was originally traveling straight in the lane, suddenly swerved. Fortunately, Xiang Di was holding onto him this time, so he didn't fall over.

However, her body still inevitably tilted to one side due to inertia. In order not to affect Bai Jiangxin, she quickly adjusted it to the middle to prevent the electric car from becoming unbalanced.

The two milk balls swept past Bai Jiangxin's back for a moment, then returned to their original positions.

Bai Jiangxin's hand tightened again: "..."

Depend on.

The instigator was completely unaware of what she had just done, and was still standing there dumbfounded, wondering how to make Bai Jiangxin feel her feminine charm.

After thinking for a long time, Xiang Di still couldn't figure it out. For Bai Jiangxin, this aloof and unapproachable woman who had no emotions, even if she stood naked in front of him, he would probably just call the police with a blank expression and tell them there was an exhibitionist there, and ask them to arrest her immediately.

Forget it, if she doesn't even have those feelings for you, it won't matter how little you wear.

[Xiang Di, wake up! Even if you got up at seven this morning, took a shower, put on makeup, and even oiled your hair, and your aunt specially helped you put together this outfit last night, thinking you'd amaze him, what happened? The way he looked at you today was no different than looking at a telephone pole on the street.]

Thinking that her hard work had yielded no positive feedback whatsoever, Xiang Di suddenly became angry again, feeling that Bai Jiangxin was too aloof and didn't understand her beauty.

She cares about him so much! For him, she even wore a pair of daily disposable contact lenses today—daily disposables! They're expensive! Just to see him!

Bai Jiangxin, a clueless and clueless straight man.

Since you have no appreciation for beauty, I will never bother researching makeup and fashion for you again.

"..." Bai Jiangxin began, "Xiang Di."

Xiang Di asked in a bewildered tone, as if she knew nothing: "Huh?"

"...Where did you buy that dress you're wearing?"

"Huh? A dress?" Xiang Di looked down at it. "I bought it online."

Bai Jiangxin said, "It looks pretty good."

Now she should be able to feel that she's no longer a telephone pole in his eyes, after all, what telephone pole wears a skirt?

However, Bai Jiangxin still underestimated Xiang Di's extraordinary thought process.

Why did he suddenly ask about my skirt?

[Oh my god, could he be a cross-dressing effeminate man?! Is he just looking at my dress and wants to ask me for the link so he can buy it and wear it himself?!]

[What should I do? Although my husband's face is indeed stunning whether he's a man or a woman, and he'd definitely look good in a dress, I just really can't accept it!]

Bai Jiangxin: "..."

You shouldn't praise it.

He will never praise her again, never again.

-

The excuse that Xiang Di came up with to buy books was just a random one so she could spend more time with Bai Jiangxin. When they arrived at the bookstore, Bai Jiangxin asked her what books she wanted to buy, and she naturally stammered.

"Hmm... what was the name of that book again? I've suddenly forgotten. Let me think about it..."

In order to create the image of someone who loves reading and reads only serious books in front of Bai Jiangxin, Xiang Di ended up buying a mythological novel that she would never read, and at full price.

This book has thick paper and is a deluxe anniversary edition with luxurious binding and page design; of course, the price is also luxurious.

When it was time to pay the bill, Xiang Di's heart was bleeding.

Since she had already bought it, Xiang Di had no choice but to swallow her pride and pretend that she had bought a book she liked.

On the way home, Bai Jiangxin leaned against his back, still thinking about the book.

With that money, she might as well just buy it online and get a 40% discount. If that doesn't work, she could just buy any novel; at least she could read it. And if she's lucky, she might even snag an autographed copy from the author.

The book cost over a hundred yuan, enough for her to eat in the cafeteria for a week. She must have been really bored, just to show off in front of Bai Jiangxin.

What's most infuriating is that I tried to show off, but failed miserably. He didn't even look at me differently because I bought a high-class book. Pshaw, I thought I could have an intellectual debate with him over this book...

Her tone was a mix of complaint and grievance, as she lamented that she had wasted her money while simultaneously blaming him for not understanding her good intentions.

Bai Jiangxin didn't know if she had ever learned the idiom "Even a clever housewife can't cook without rice." She had bought a book that she herself had never read. How was he supposed to talk to her about it?

Bai Jiangxin now fully understood what kind of person this groundhog was.

He's really lustful, but he only has the desire without the courage. He's also very cunning, but he's just a fool.

Seeing that she was grumbling more and more, Bai Jiangxin could only ask, "Have you ever read Cthulhu before?"

"Hmm?" Xiang Di's tone suddenly became energetic. "Of course I've seen it. I've always been very interested in this kind of thing."

What is Cthulhu?

Bai Jiangxin: "You really like Cthulhu?"

"Yes, the author of Cthulhu's novel has a pretty good writing style and is very profound."

[Hehe, that was such a clever answer!]

"..."

This silly girl actually thought Cthulhu was a person.

Bai Jiangxin continued calmly, "So, which Cthulhu books have you read?"

Xiang Di: "There are many. Maybe it's because I've read too many of his novels, so when you ask me this, I really don't know which one to mention."

[Everyone stand up! Let's give me a round of applause!]

If they continued talking, she would really give herself away, so Bai Jiangxin had no choice but to change the subject: "...Besides Cthulhu, what other books do you usually like to read?"

"There are many."

Xiang Di then mentioned some high-brow books she had read, which were mostly assigned to her by her Chinese teacher for extracurricular reading. Of course, she herself had no interest in those books.

Bai Jiangxin asked calmly, "So you usually like to read these types of books?"

Xiang Di: "Yes, I usually like to read some more in-depth books."

Then, silently adding in my mind: [That's right, that's right, I love books where the male lead penetrates the female lead very deeply during sex, in short, books with deep sex scenes~]

Xiang Di added, "I also enjoy reading art books."

Bai Jiangxin: "..."

The art of making love, huh?

Sure enough, the next second, she thought to herself: "Like the art of lovemaking."

Bai Jiangxin: "..."

So it's true that habituation is a terrible thing; he can now even predict her thoughts.

Finally, they got this "yellow intellectual" home. Bai Jiangxin said, "You're home now."

"oh oh."

Xiang Di thought she had put on a pretty good intellectual persona. After getting off the bus, she even offered, "Um, if you have any books you like to read, you can recommend them to me."

Seeing her earnestly asking for book recommendations, Bai Jiangxin suddenly smiled.

Sometimes he was really curious about when she would finally have the courage to say what was on her mind.

What books would you like me to recommend?

Before Xiang Di could speak, he added, "A book with depth?"

Xiang Di had just nodded when he asked again, "How deep?"

With his arm casually draped over the hood of the car, Bai Jiangxin rested his chin on his hand, his cool, indifferent black eyes fixed on her, and gently asked, "Deep enough to your belly?"

"……ah?"

Xiang Di winked.

Bai Jiangxin looked at her without continuing, seemingly waiting for her to respond. Xiang Di's heart raced; why did she feel like he was teasing her?

Being teased by someone you like is completely different from being teased by someone you don't like. Right now, she's very attracted to him, but she's also afraid that she's just imagining things.

Could it be that she reads too many erotic books and has finally damaged her brain?

Impossible, absolutely impossible. Even if the universe exploded and humanity went extinct, Bai Jiangxin, the only pure white jasmine in her heart, would never do anything lewd.

Yes, definitely not! She must believe in Bai Jiangxin's integrity!

So she looked at herself with innocent eyes and said with utmost honesty, "Whatever you recommend, the deeper the better, I'd even go as deep as my stomach."

Bai Jiangxin's expression froze for a moment, then he coughed heavily.

He couldn't stop coughing; his ears turned red from it.

Xiang Di looked at him with concern, asking if he had caught a cold again, while thinking to herself that this sickly beauty of her husband was so fragile, she wondered if he would be able to perform well in bed in the future.