Help! My Crush Can Read Minds

Copy: [A wacky story with a mix of vulgarity and a touch of pure romance]. As the college entrance exam approaches, third-year students use various methods to relieve study stress. Xiang Di is no e...

Chapter 53: Conquering Young Mistress Bai on the Fifty-Third Day

Chapter 53: Conquering Young Mistress Bai on the Fifty-Third Day

Two weeks is a long time, so the metabolism of that fruit wine containing saliva in his body should be slow enough.

The link wouldn't last forever; it would eventually expire. Bai Jiangxin wasn't unaware of this, but each time it happened so suddenly that he was caught off guard and couldn't react in time.

Even though he knew that the duration of the bio-link created by absorbing bodily fluids depended on the amount of fluid and the body's own metabolic rate, knowing the principle was useless; he still couldn't calculate the precise duration of the link.

Even the most skilled cook cannot cook without rice. No matter how great a theory is, without experiments, collecting a large number of samples, and conducting research, it is nothing but speculation.

To calculate the precise time, he needs specific numbers, such as the amount of bodily fluid ingested at one time and the concentration of the fluid. These need to be recorded, just like the difference between 75% and 100% saline solution, which would lead to drastically different results in the experiment.

The saliva was mixed with fruit wine and milk tea, and the dosage and concentration were different on the two occasions, so he couldn't calculate the time at all.

Unless he can directly obtain 100% pure saliva, or other bodily fluids secreted by her body, without any foreign solutions mixed in.

He understood the logic, but he couldn't very well tie Xiang Di up in the lab and roast her over an alcohol lamp like he was extracting distilled water.

The bell rang, signaling the end of morning self-study, and Bai Jiangxin snapped out of his daze from her lips.

He knew there was a way, but it wasn't a good one.

After all, no one is rational enough to calculate how much saliva they've absorbed with their tongue while kissing.

That time in the KTV private room proved perfectly that he absolutely couldn't do it.

Bai Jiangxin sighed inwardly.

However, through this verification, he could at least confirm that the link between Xiang Di and him had disappeared again.

Otherwise, with him so close, and using the same position she had fantasized about countless times, cornering her against the wall, he didn't believe she would be completely unmoved and wouldn't be thinking anything.

Because she always fantasizes about these scenes, Bai Jiangxin had even suspected that she might have some masochistic tendencies, otherwise why would she always fantasize about him forcibly doing something to her?

Other girls like to be treated gently, but she doesn't follow the usual path and prefers to be rough.

In her imagination, being cornered like this wasn't even considered rough; it was just a minor incident.

If he hadn't seen it in her fantasies, Bai Jiangxin would never have believed that he would spank a girl and force her to tremble and call him "daddy."

Bai Jiangxin will never forget the shock and psychological trauma he felt when he heard her call him "daddy" in a coquettish voice.

This little perverted thing.

She used the word "daddy" in a suggestive way. Doesn't she feel guilty every time she faces her own father?

So shocking was the connection that it disappeared again. He could neither hear nor see what she was thinking, but the images remained vivid in his mind.

He was intellectually unable to accept it, but for some reason, he just couldn't forget it.

Then the link just disappeared. Looking at her innocent expression, Bai Jiangxin closed her eyes. Her head started to ache, and she felt a bit annoyed.

Xiang Di looked at him with a slightly bewildered expression, completely unaware of how her peculiar thoughts had tormented this upright and unattainable beauty.

"Um, class is about to start..." Xiang Di whispered a reminder.

Bai Jiangxin took two steps back, covered his forehead, and said weakly, "...I know, let's go back to the classroom."

He turned and left, leaving Xiang Di even more confused.

So what exactly did he want from her?

-

After finishing her morning classes, Xiang Di received a phone call from her aunt while having lunch in the cafeteria.

"Little Di Bao'er, I've arrived at your school gate!"

"Huh?" Xiang Di glanced at her phone. "It's not time yet, Auntie, why are you here already?"

"Anyway, I'm bored in the art studio, so I came early and took the opportunity to visit your school in advance."

Xiang Di was both amused and exasperated: "But I'm still eating. Auntie, could you wait for me a moment? I'll just eat a couple more bites and then come find you..."

My aunt smiled and said, "It's okay, you keep eating. I'll come find you directly. Are you in the cafeteria?"

"Yeah."

"Okay, wait for me."

After hanging up the phone, Liang Qianqian, who was next to her, asked, "Your aunt came so early?"

Xiang Di nodded helplessly.

Just then, a few boys came over after getting their food and sat down in the empty seats they had reserved.

Xiang Di and Liang Qianqian usually eat with other girls in the class. The reason they are eating with some boys today is because Ye Minjia asked them to. He was busy with the mobilization meeting in the afternoon, so they wanted to take advantage of the meal to discuss the evening's arrangements.

They had only been discussing for a short while, and Ye Minjia was getting into the conversation, when suddenly Xiang Di across from them stood up, waved towards the cafeteria entrance, and called out, "Auntie, I'm here."

When the boys heard her call her "Auntie," they all looked towards the cafeteria entrance at the same time.

Wang Sichen exclaimed "Wow!"

Xiang Di wasn't exaggerating; her aunt really is young and beautiful.

Xiang Di's features are somewhat similar to her aunt's, with almond-shaped eyes, an oval face, and very fair skin. She looks to be only in her early twenties, but she is dressed very elegantly and with great poise. She has long, wavy chestnut-colored hair, an intellectual and elegant sleeveless little black dress, a luxury brand cashmere shawl draped over her shoulders, and a Lady Dior handbag on her wrist. Her classic red-soled stilettos do not affect her neat and lively walking posture at all.

Not only were the students at their table watching, but the students at other tables were too. Xiang Di felt a little proud and secretly gave her aunt a thumbs up in her heart. "Master Painter Luo is so authoritative."

When Luo Yayi walked to the table, she proudly introduced her to the others: "This is my aunt."

Liang Qianqian reacted the fastest, immediately greeting her sweetly, "Hello, Auntie! You're so beautiful!"

Luo Yayi smiled and said generously, "Thank you. You must be Qianqian? Di Bao'er showed me your selfie. You're just as beautiful as you are in the photo."

At this table, Luo Yayi only recognized Qianqian, because Xiang Di had mentioned her to her many times.

Then she turned her gaze to a few boys.

I just glanced at their backs and they all seemed pretty good. Their head-to-shoulder ratios were perfect, and they had a lot of presence. They were much better than the ugly girls she faced every day in high school. I'll see what they look like from the front.

Luo Yayi blinked, then paused, startled.

My little niece was eating such good food at school behind my back? They were all good-looking, and there was even a handsome mixed-race boy among them?

Or is it that top high schools nowadays not only have requirements for students' grades, but also for their appearance?

The handsome mixed-race boy smiled warmly at her, and Luo Yayi had the illusion of seeing an angel. She immediately cast an envious glance at Xiang Di, thinking, "Your high school life was much happier than mine was back then."

Luo Yayi wondered which one was her niece's "Naoki-kun." She guessed that it was most likely the boy whose aura seemed the most unapproachable.

Sure enough, when Xiang Di introduced the boy's name to her, she paused slightly, as if her throat was dry. But Luo Yayi knew that this was the shyness that subconsciously showed when saying the name of someone she liked.

"You must be Bai Jiangxin, right? Hello."

Luo Yayi extended her hand to Bai Jiangxin.

The lady offered to shake hands, and as a gentleman of good manners, Bai Jiangxin had no reason to refuse. He stood up, extended his hand, and politely touched her fingers.

[So handsome! Naoki-kun!]

Bai Jiangxin looked slightly puzzled. What Naoki-kun?

He intended to touch it briefly and then withdraw his hand, but Xiang Di's aunt suddenly grabbed his hand with both of hers.

Luo Yayi said with a smile, "Bai Jiangxin, thank you so much for taking care of our Di Bao'er at school."

Xiang Di, standing to the side, widened her eyes. "Auntie! It's so obvious!"

Bai Jiangxin didn't quite understand Aunt Xiangdi's sudden enthusiasm for him; Xiangdi had never been so openly enthusiastic towards him before.

He wasn't used to shaking hands with people for too long, but he couldn't embarrass the lady in front of others, so he could only awkwardly say, "...You're too kind."

Luo Yayi looked at Bai Jiangxin with the kind expression of an elder.

[Hmm, his face is flawless, his head-to-shoulder ratio is perfect, his height is estimated to be over 187cm, his body proportions are good, his wrists extend past his crotch, his leg length is estimated to be close to 100cm, long legs, long fingers, his hand bones feel quite large, his nose is also very high, and the size there is definitely not small, probably 18-20cm. My Di Bao'er is going to be very lucky in the future. Okay, I agree to this marriage!]

Bai Jiangxin could only remain silent: "..."

No wonder they're aunt and nephew.

In just a few seconds of shaking hands, Aunt Xiangdi's observation report on him came out, even including the size of his penis. To be honest, Bai Jiangxin himself didn't know that he was that long.

After greeting his aunt, Bai Jiangxin sat down to continue eating, a slight smile playing on his lips.

However, judging from her aunt's words, it seems that someone did reveal to others that he had a crush on her.

Seeing how enthusiastic the aunt was towards Bai Jiangxin, the other boys suddenly felt that they could also receive the enthusiasm of the beautiful girl.

However, Luo Yayi simply smiled and greeted the boys without even shaking their hands.

Xiang Di wanted to take her aunt to visit the school during lunch break, so she finished her meal as quickly as possible, said goodbye to everyone, and left with her aunt.

Liang Qianqian didn't want to eat alone with several boys, so she followed her aunt and nephew.

The girl left, leaving only the boys at the table.

Because of Aunt Xiangdi's appearance, the atmosphere among the boys became a bit strange, and a competitive aura quietly enveloped them.

Bai Jiangxin sensed that several people were watching him, but he remained unmoved and continued to eat politely.

Until Wang Sichen spoke up, her tone dissatisfied: "Why?"

Ye Minjia immediately understood and chimed in, "Exactly! Why should we?"

"Tell me honestly, did you already know Xiang Di's aunt?" Wang Sichen pointed at Bai Jiangxin with her chopsticks. "Otherwise, why would her aunt be so enthusiastic towards you alone?"

Bai Jiangxin said in a very calm tone: "This is the first time I've met her aunt."

Wang Sichen: "Words are no proof. Do you have any evidence?"

Bai Jiangxin raised an eyebrow: "Believe it or not."

Wang Sichen slammed her hand on the table: "Then why? Just because you're somewhat attractive? Well, we're not bad either."

"Exactly," Ye Minjia said, dissatisfied. "Does her aunt even respect us? Does she even respect Zhou Linxiao?"

Zhou Linxiao chuckled: "What does this have to do with me?"

"How is this none of your business, brother? Among us, you're the one who should speak up the most, okay?" Wang Sichen started to stir up trouble in a malicious way. "You're the number one contender who can shake Bai Jiangxin's position as the school's most handsome guy. Look at how indifferent his aunt is to you. She doesn't even care about your mixed Chinese and Western face."

Zhou Linxiao smiled slightly and analyzed rationally: "I think it's because Xiang Di's aunt knows that Bai Jiangxin is pursuing Xiang Di, so she is more enthusiastic towards Bai Jiangxin."

As soon as he said that, Ye Minjia and Wang Sichen immediately felt that it made sense. Because of the special treatment they received from their beautiful aunt, their jealousy towards Bai Jiangxin disappeared by more than half.

Wang Sichen stroked her chin and said, "That makes sense. You're quick-witted."

Ye Minjia patted Zhou Linxiao on the shoulder: "Not bad, bro. I didn't even realize it. How did you think of this?"

"It's easy to think of."

Zhou Linxiao raised an eyebrow, glanced in the direction of the cafeteria entrance, his olive-colored eyes slightly narrowed, and his tone was gentle yet exuded a sense of self-assurance.

"Otherwise, Xiang Di's aunt would definitely be the most enthusiastic towards me."

Ye Minjia & Wang Sichen: "..."

Sometimes he's even more rude than Bai Jiangxin when he talks.

Bai Jiangxin glanced at Zhou Linxiao, a slight twitch at the corner of his mouth.

He was quite confident.

-

Xiang Di and Liang Qianqian took Luo Yayi on a tour of the school. When they arrived at the school supermarket, the aunt said she would treat Xiang Di to some snacks.

"It's a rare opportunity for me to come to your school, so feel free to pick whatever you like and buy a lot. You can share it with your classmates later."

That's why Xiang Di looks forward to her aunt coming to school the most. She sweetly said "Thank you, Auntie," and then pulled Liang Qianqian into the supermarket for a big shopping spree.

When they had finished choosing and were ready to pay, Luo Yayi was on the phone with someone at the supermarket entrance.

Seeing that Xiang Di had made the purchase, Luo Yayi said directly into her phone, "Fine, don't believe me then. I'm too lazy to argue with you. I'm hanging up."

Xiang Di asked curiously, "Who is it?"

"Your brother."

Xiang Di asked, puzzled, "Why did he call you?"

"Remind me not to forget your parent-teacher conference? Hilarious! Do I need him to remind me?"

After paying and leaving the supermarket, Luo Yayi said as she walked, "Let me tell you, your brother was furious just now."

Xiang Di: "What's wrong with him?"

"I told him that every boy in your class is better looking than him," Luo Yayi said smugly. "Especially your Zhishu... oh no, Bai Jiangxin, and Zhou..."

Liang Qianqian reminded him: "Zhou Linxiao."

“Yes, Zhou Linxiao. He’s not only handsome, but he’s also a mixed-race heartthrob. I told your brother that if the two of them become internet celebrities, he’ll only be fit to pick up trash under the overpass. Your brother was so angry that he called me an old woman several times.”

Upon hearing that Xiang Sheng's brother dared to insult his aunt, Xiang Di immediately became unhappy.

“Where are you old? You’re only a few years older than him. If you’re an old woman, then he’s an old man.”

Luo Yayi was overjoyed and put her arm around her niece's shoulder, saying, "My little Didi, you have such a sweet tongue."

"...That's for sure. Didn't you see how many people were looking at you when you walked into our cafeteria?" Xiang Di said, gesturing with her chin. "To be honest, if you were willing to date a younger man, all the boys in our school would be vying to pursue you."

Liang Qianqian raised her hand: "I agree."

"No, no, no." Luo Yayi quickly waved her hand, "High school students are one thing, but they're so much younger than me, I feel like I'm committing a crime."

Xiang Di: "Not young, only ten years old. You've dated men ten years older than you, so what's wrong with being ten years younger?"

Luo Yayi still refused: "No, no, I don't like younger brothers. I prefer mature men."

There's no way around it, everyone has different preferences. Some people only like younger men, while others like older men. For example, Xiang Di likes Bai Jiangxin, who is aloof and doesn't like to talk to people, but Luo Yayi likes mature men who can take care of others.

Seeing their aunt's resistance, Xiang Di and Liang Qianqian exchanged a glance and said nothing more.

After wandering around for a while, the three of them returned to the classroom, each carrying a bag of snacks.

There were other classmates present, and upon seeing Xiang Di's aunt, they immediately cast curious glances their way over.

Fortunately, they bought a lot of snacks, and Luo Yayi enthusiastically shared them with everyone. Xiang Di felt quite proud to see how popular her aunt was.

Luo Yayi said she graduated from an art academy and is now a full-time illustrator, having drawn drafts for many popular IPs.

She knew how to chat with high school students. Upon hearing this, several classmates surrounding her immediately asked her which IPs she had drawn for and whether she had any favorite novels or games.

When Ye Minjia and the others returned, they saw Xiang Di's aunt sitting in Xiang Di's seat, surrounded by a group of people watching her paint.

When Luo Yayi saw the three boys return, she looked up and greeted them. Noticing that Bai Jiangxin was not there, she asked him where he had gone.

Ye Minjia: "He was called to the teacher's office."

Luo Yayi said "oh" and continued drawing with her head down. Suddenly, the boy next to her was called up by someone, and another person sat next to her.

She looked up and saw it was that handsome mixed-race guy from the cafeteria.

"This is your seat?" She blinked. "You and Di Bao'er are deskmates?"

Zhou Linxiao nodded: "Yes."

Luo Yayi immediately looked at Xiang Di and winked at her.

You little rascal, don't be too happy.

Luo Yayi rolled her eyes at Xiang Di, and without admitting it, smiled at Zhou Linxiao: "Our Di Bao'er is so lucky, she actually sits next to you."

Zhou Linxiao smiled: "Why happiness?"

Luo Yayi: "Because you're very handsome."

"Am I handsome?" Zhou Linxiao glanced at Bai Jiangxin's empty seat. "You kept looking at Bai Jiangxin while we were eating. I thought you just thought he was handsome."

Luo Yayi: "Ah? No, you're all quite handsome, except Bai Jiangxin is—"

"Auntie!" Xiang Di called out.

Oh dear, my little niece almost revealed her crush. Luo Yayi coughed lightly: "It's just that Bai Jiangxin is more to my personal taste."

Zhou Linxiao nodded: "I see."

Luo Yayi smiled politely and continued painting.

She lowered her head, her eyes focused, the pencil moving across the paper, her fingers long and slender, her nails adorned with beautiful rhinestones, her chestnut-colored long curly hair gently draped over her shoulders, a few strands falling softly down, tinged golden by the sunlight.

Aunt Xiangdi's hair is the same color as his hair.

Zhou Linxiao thought.

After finishing the drawings, Luo Yayi gave several of her sketches to her niece's classmates. With her exquisite anime-style drawing skills and beautiful and youthful appearance, she won over all the classmates and successfully helped Xiang Di gain a lot of face in class.

In the afternoon, parents who were able to take leave gradually arrived at the school, and the school parking lot quickly filled up with cars.

The mobilization meeting was held in the square in front of the teaching building. Senior high school students gathered in the square in order of their class lines.

The square was bustling with chatter; students were talking to each other, and parents were talking to each other. Xiang Di, because of his short stature, was placed at the front of the line and was chatting with a few girls when suddenly someone behind him shouted, "Holy crap, a Rolls-Royce! Who owns such a luxurious family!"

Xiang Di was still confused when Qianqian called out to her across the crowd, "Bao'er, look at the class group chat!"

Xiang Di immediately pulled out his phone; it was a picture of a Rolls-Royce, and the background was clearly their school's dilapidated parking lot.

This photo was forwarded to the Class 97 group chat. I don't know who took it, but since it was forwarded, other class groups probably received it as well.

Xiang Di only recognized the two R logos and the little silver figure on the front of the car, but a classmate who knew cars was already familiar with the car's model.

"Wow, a Phantom! That's cool! Whose car is that? Does their family need another kid?"

"I can't believe there's a Rolls-Royce parked in this lousy place on our school."

"Which young master has come to our school incognito?"

The classmates in the group were also exclaiming that their No. 14 Middle School had such rich people. Why would someone this rich send their child to a public high school? Aren't they usually going to private elite schools and taking the international route?

Xiang Di received several messages from Liang Qianqian.

[That's Bai Jiangxin's car, isn't it?!]

You said you liked Rolls-Royces, and he actually called his own Rolls-Royce over! He really spoils you!

[Quickly ask him if I can go up and sit for a bit later!]

Xiang Di struggled to recall.

No way? That's ridiculous?

Could it be that he really had his father's secretary bring a Rolls-Royce over because she told him last time that she wanted to experience riding in one?

She did say those words at the time, but she didn't expect Bai Jiangxin to actually agree and still remember them now.

Xiang Di swallowed hard. The students next to her in line were all discussing the flashy Rolls-Royce, and the area where the teachers and parents were standing was also bustling with conversation, though she wondered if they were talking about the car.

Her phone kept buzzing with messages. She first replied to Liang Qianqian's message, telling her that if she wanted to ride in the car, she should ask Bai Jiangxin herself. It wasn't her family's car, so what was the point of her asking?

[Why don't you try doing another Versailles?]

[The future daughter-in-law of a wealthy family, Mrs. Bai.]

[May I become rich and powerful!!!]

Xiang Di: "..."

Unexpectedly, she was reminded by her friends that she should be content with her lot and live a life of luxury.

Actually, she likes Rolls-Royces not because they are luxury cars, but because...

I heard from novels that Rolls-Royces are very discreet and spacious, making them suitable for doing things on.

Doing it in a luxury car worth millions must be incredibly exciting and decadent; no wonder those female protagonists can orgasm.

Liang Qianqian kept urging her to ask Bai Jiangxin, but she still didn't dare to. What if he only owned a Rolls-Royce and that's why he drove it over? Wouldn't she be just being presumptuous?

Just then, a voice message came from a Ragdoll cat avatar.

Xiang Di opened the phone, held it close to her ear, and Bai Jiangxin's indifferent voice rang out.

"I've brought you the car."

"Shall we sit down?"

Xiang Di felt a burning sensation on her cheek.

She swore she absolutely did not mean to mishear "do" or "not do" as "do not sit".