Chapter 2

Second part: I woke up to find myself half-dead from being scared by 99+.

Don't follow me!

What does "starting a number" mean? This is my first time using this app, and I don't understand. I'm not lying; I'm really troubled right now.

Yesterday I told him he didn't need to pick me up tomorrow morning, I'd take the subway. He disagreed, saying it was too hot. I wanted to stick to my own idea, but then he asked me to get him a cheese rice ball at the entrance of my apartment complex, so I had no choice but to accept it, since he usually buys me so many things. And I really love his car, a Porsche Panamera, fully equipped, with three-stage adjustable air suspension. It doesn't sway at all when turning, and deceleration is smooth. It's my dream car. Although I can't afford it, riding in it every day is like fulfilling a dream in a way, hehe.

But I don't remember there being any cheese rice balls near my house, so I have to leave ten minutes early to buy them for him.

I suddenly realized that it wasn't just him being nice to me; I was also nice to him.

But I'm straight, completely straight. I've only ever liked girls since puberty, so I really can't accept that kind of guy. I still need to think of a way to keep some distance from him.

Stop arguing and give me some advice!

Please don't follow me!!!

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Pure-hearted tough guy: Case solved, they were advertising for the car.

Xiaoyu: Does Pamei even need advertising? Do you know how much a fully-equipped Pamei costs?

Mia: OP and the three straight men upstairs, your focus is on the car, not the rice ball?

Donut Bunny: Is the focus on the rice ball? The focus is on the same IP. Today it's 39 degrees Celsius, and my handsome colleague insisted on driving his Panamera to pick him up for work. He actually thought it was for the rice ball.

Hollow: Is it a commuter who drives a Panamera?

The third type of stunning beauty: How fake! Yesterday's description was normal, but today's Pamei made me laugh. It feels like a dream man's fantasy.

Lemon: No way, the word "colleague" is too sexually suggestive, I can't relate to it unless the poster sends me the photos privately.

79486439: I messaged that momo from yesterday, and she said he's really handsome, but I can't post it.

Since things have come to this, let's eat first: maybe it's just a picture from the internet.

momo: It's not a picture from the internet, I can vouch for it, he took it on the spot. We chatted for a long time yesterday. The poster is a naive and innocent straight guy who's about to be turned gay, so don't scare him away!

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Third editor: At lunchtime, I checked the status and found it was 99+ again.

So that's what "starting a number" means. I swear I didn't. If I did, I'll never make any money in my life.

As for my and A's private information, I will not reveal any of it. I have a clear conscience, so I won't prove it.

I will not respond to either of the above two points!

I'm online because I have something important to say.

This morning I reiterated that I would no longer hitch a ride with him, and that I would just take the subway to and from get off work, which isn't far, and in this hot weather, it would be good exercise.

He initially disagreed, but this time I stood firm and refused to budge, so he nodded.

Although I sensed he seemed a little unhappy, I felt relieved, as if a huge burden had been lifted off my shoulders.

Starting with this incident, I will gradually distance myself from him.

Wait for my good news.

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Wuwen Dongxi: Followed, waiting for updates.

97648434: Why do you guys get along so well with your colleagues? I wish I could assassinate them...

Curly: It's been a whole day, and the poster still hasn't shown up!

Donut Bunny: Two days have passed, where is the poster?

Abandoning a kitten is shameful: It's been two days, have you drawn a clear line yet?

Take a bite of the crispy hash brown: It's been two days, is the poster still a straight man?

Ketchup: It's been two and a half days. Does the poster miss Panamera?

Mia: It's been three days, how's it going with the butt?

Squidward who doesn't want to go to work: It's been three days, has the poster opened a business on the heated seat of the Panamera yet?

Li Fugui: It's been three days, is the Panamera's air suspension still vibrating?

I'm going to publish in Nature: It's been three days, has the poster still not gotten off the train?