[1v1, Dual Protagonists, Hilarious] Bai Qiuwu is the Wish God, capable of granting desires. One day, she was inexplicably summoned to the lower realm, where she became a top-tier "vase" cel...
After Bai Qiuwu realized that he could not deal with every person who came to make a wish, he changed his strategy.
She turned her statue into her own account, and asked everyone who wanted to make a wish to leave a message under her account.
For this reason, she was nicknamed the Electronic Bodhisattva.
As for whether this is useful or not, it has always been a topic of great concern to netizens.
At least from the private chats that Bai Qiuwu occasionally saw online, there were quite a few people leaving messages and making wishes every day.
There are still thousands of messages every day. Among so many messages, although most of them are just for fun, there are also some that are really obsessed with fulfilling their wishes.
With this kind of platform that can help them, they can realize their wishes just by saying a few words, which is indeed a good thing.
Although before trying it, whether they were obsessed or not, the basic idea was to try their luck, since it didn't cost any money anyway.
In this case, even if their wishes are not fulfilled, they will just laugh it off and think it is just fun.
But for those who actually realized their wishes, the shock they received was not just a little bit.
Especially since this is a wishing mechanism that only cares about the results and not the process, the impact will be even greater.
Wang Song, known as Le Ba Jie in the entertainment industry, had dealings with Bai Qiuwu in the early days and suffered great losses. She deeply understood the problem here.
She knew clearly that if she did this, there would definitely be many unexpected wishes that would be fulfilled in various unexpected ways.
She thought this was fun and interesting, and most importantly, it was trending, so she simply started a live broadcast and asked all the people who had realized their wishes to come to her live broadcast room to talk about how their wishes came true and any unexpected things.
Wang Songlai is actually very suitable for this job, because she has been tied to Bai Qiuwu for quite a while from the beginning, and any fan who has followed Bai Qiuwu for a long time knows her.
Moreover, she was the background of Bai Qiuwu's fame, and she was also the one who was tragically slapped in the face. Many newcomers to Bai Qiuwu will learn about her past and get to know her as a person.
So it is very appropriate for her to do this live broadcast, and everyone will recognize her.
Of course, she did this not to help Bai Qiuwu expand his fame or advertise, but simply to attract Bai Qiuwu's fans.
However, Bai Qiuwu had no intention of refusing.
Because being used as live broadcast material like this can indeed attract a lot of attention, allowing more people to know her.
Although Wang Song's original intention was not to help her advertise, he did achieve the promotion of the advertising attribute, so Bai Qiuwu would certainly not refuse.
As for fans being sucked away, Bai Qiuwu said, what are fans?
Don't care, it doesn't matter.
Only people who want to make money care about how many fans they have. Bai Qiuwu doesn't want to make money. To her, there is no difference between others knowing her and others being her fans. As long as she is famous, others will think of her when they want to make a wish.
As a semi-typical businessman, Pu Xi was very unhappy after figuring out the mystery here, and he took out his cell phone to make a call.
Bai Qiuwu noticed that his expression was not right and asked curiously, "What's wrong?"
"Call the people at the company and ask them to shut down the live broadcast room and sue them for copyright infringement."
Look, this is the first reaction of people who want to make money when they see this scene.
Bai Qiuwu felt somewhat helpless, yet he still had to speak up for those who were trying to capitalize on his popularity: "Don't be impulsive, it's not a big deal. Just let her broadcast it. She's a ready-made advertisement."
Pu Xi took a look at the number of people online in her live broadcast room. Wow, more than 100,000 people. How much profit would that be?
Pu Xi was somewhat unhappy that Bai Qiuwu was being exploited in this way, but Bai Qiuwu's advice was very sincere and he didn't seem to care at all.
The parties involved didn't care, and some even agreed with it. As an assistant, it was difficult for him to say too much, so he had to put down his phone in disappointment.
It's just that I'm unhappy, very unhappy.
Bai Qiuwu was still there to comfort him: "It's okay, her live broadcast style is still very funny and interesting, you should come and watch it too."
"It's just a hype ride, what's so good about it? The content is definitely not as exciting as ours."
Pu Xi said one thing but acted another, his face showing disgust, but he still glanced over very subtly.
Then after watching it for a few seconds, I was attracted by the live broadcast content.
This Wang Song is originally a marketing account. He knows very well how to attract people's attention. He will deliberately exaggerate when speaking and specifically seeks out those who claim that their wishes have been fulfilled to connect with them.
The most important thing is that the operation is connected just like opening a blind box, which makes everyone curious about how the next person’s wish will be realized.
Because so far, those whose wishes have come true basically have some problems.
Very exciting and interesting.
Pu Xi didn't hold back for too long, and was eventually attracted by the live broadcast content. He sat down obediently next to Bai Qiuwu, and the two of them watched the live broadcast.
It's a bit funny to say that at such a luxurious banquet, everyone was so elegant and dazzling, but Pu Xi, the second boss of the shares, was sitting in a corner with himself, a live broadcast artist who had recently risen strongly, and secretly watching the live broadcast.
I guess no one would believe this if I told them.
But there’s no way around it, this live broadcast is really awesome!
Wang Song had just finished a call with a netizen at this time and was summarizing with some emotion.
"It seems everyone is serious about wanting to get rich quickly, but the way they achieve it is a bit outrageous. Just now, there was a fight at school, and that young man went to break it up. In the end, both of them were fine, but he was the only one injured."
"It turns out that a thumb injury can result in a second-degree disability. This is outrageous. However, the compensation is also quite substantial. It makes me want to break my thumb."
With tens of thousands of people watching, the comments were quite lively.
[The thumb is very important, okay? Even if your other eight fingers are broken, you can't be judged as a second-degree disabled person, but your thumb can be. So when someone hits you, raise your thumb and try to make them break it. Then you can lie on the ground and choose a house or a car.]
[So there's this little trick to getting beaten up. I've learned it, I've learned it, but where can I find someone to beat me up? Can I go out on the street and provoke someone now? 2 million is really enough to make me lie flat, drooling.]
[Also, the bank collapse just now was outrageous. I put my money in an unknown small bank at the village entrance, and then the bank collapsed. I thought I couldn't get my money back, but I ended up losing 500,000 yuan. What kind of operation is this? Is it really possible to play it like this?]
[This is not recommended because not all banks will provide compensation when they go bankrupt. And those with deposits exceeding 500,000 will only receive 500,000 in compensation. The remaining amount will be lost. And only very small banks will go bankrupt. The Big Four banks are still very stable.]
[It's better not to try this with the bank. If you're not careful, you might not be able to get your money back. You'll have no place to cry when the time comes. You need to be cautious when dealing with money. It's better to go out on the street and provoke someone to hit your thumb. But it's a bit difficult to judge whether they are rich. If you hit a poor person, your injury will be in vain.]
[Why bother with these crooked ways? Each one carries huge risks. Why not just make a wish? Zero investment, zero risk. Wow! This assumes you have good merits. Otherwise, if something unexpected happens and you die, it's not going to be good to get compensation.]
[This is hilarious! It's okay to get compensation for someone's death. You understand the underlying meaning. Isn't this Master Bai's usual style? But it's fine this way. How can you do bad things without punishment? Good deeds are rewarded, and evil deeds are punished. No one can blame anyone else.]
[Did everyone's wish come true? I made a wish a few days ago, but why hasn't anything happened? Is it because I wasn't sincere enough? Seeing you all get your wish come true, I feel worse than if I had lost money.]
Or what about Wang Song Jingye? What she does now is to attract other people's fans, so of course she has to help establish Bai Qiuwu's image as a master of metaphysics.
Not to mention that she knew clearly that Bai Qiuwu did have the ability to fulfill people's wishes. Even if Bai Qiuwu couldn't, didn't have this ability, and it was just a script and bluff, she had to help cover it up if she wanted to make money and take advantage of the popularity.
So, when she saw someone questioning it, she started to explain very actively, and her explanation was even more detailed than Bai Qiuwu's own explanation.
"Not everyone's wishes can come true. You have to be persistent, wanting to make that wish come true very, very hard, and having a deep desire to make it come true. Only then can it come true. And the more persistent you are, the faster it will come true."
"Some people's wishes haven't come true yet. It might be because your obsession isn't strong enough, but it could also be because your wish is still in the process of being fulfilled. If you still don't understand, you can watch the replay of Master Bai's live broadcast."
She spoke very sincerely and was very respectful when she mentioned Bai Qiuwu, as if she was just a little fangirl.
"Master Bai has fulfilled several wishes live before, but those wishes didn't come true all at once. Many of them came true more slowly, so we need to wait."
"But I don't know exactly when it will be realized. I'm afraid Master Bai is the only one in this world who knows. You can ask her during her live broadcast and see if she can answer."
"But there are so many people asking every time, so I feel like you don't have to hold your hopes too high. The chances of getting an answer are slim, but just wait, there will always be a result, don't be impatient."
These words not only calmed the agitated netizens, but also made Bai Qiuwu give a thumbs up.
"Look at this! This is a professional marketing account. The commentary is so sharp and the explanations are spot on!"
Bai Qiuwu praised this sister highly and admired her work attitude very much.
Although Pu Xi still had some prejudice, the person involved had said so, so what could he do? He rolled his eyes and didn't say much.
In the live broadcast room over there, Wang Song was already connecting with the next netizen.
This time the netizen is a boy, and judging from his voice he should be young.
Wang Song politely asked him if his wish had come true.
The boy was a little unhappy, and his tone was not very good: "I don't know if it can be considered as a success."
Wang Song instantly became interested and asked curiously, "What's the situation, classmate? You can tell us and we can help you evaluate it."
The boy probably thought so too, so he spoke without hesitation.
"I made this wish a few days ago. Don't I have an exam soon? I just finished the college entrance examination and am waiting for the results."
"I made a wish to go to Peking University. It has been my dream since I was a child to go to Peking University."
Wang Song's eyes lit up. "You're a pillar of the nation, then. How's it going? Have you been accepted into Peking University? I believe the college entrance exam results are out, right?"
The boy grumbled, "Hmm," and said, "But I didn't pass the exam. When the college entrance exam results came out, I only scored over 200 points, which means I can't even get into a junior college."
Wang Song: "Hmm? How much did you score?"
"Over 200 points." The boy's tone was full of confidence. "Although I've had poor grades since I was a child and I really hate studying, I really want to go to Peking University. Isn't this a conflict?"
Isn't this... a conflict?
There is still a gap between this dream and wishful thinking.
Wang Song was stunned, but the boy continued, "This is my third year repeating a grade. My parents told me to give up, saying I wasn't cut out for studying and told me to go home and work in a factory."
The boy gritted his teeth and said, "I was very unwilling to give up. I thought that even if I couldn't get into Peking University, I would at least go to see the school I had dreamed of for more than 10 years. So I went to BJ for a trip."
"I went to Peking University and met a teacher there. I told him about my situation."
Wang Song's eyes lit up, and he subconsciously continued, "Then the teacher decided to make an exception and let you go to school?"
But as soon as he said this, Wang Song felt that it was unlikely.
No matter how much you want to go to this school, your scores are here. You are not someone who saved the world, nor have you made any outstanding contributions. Why should you be given special admission?
Isn’t this unfair to other students?
As expected, the boy also said no, and he even looked down on Wang Song.
"It's not that easy to get into Peking University. The person I know is a teacher, not the president."
Wang Song was a little embarrassed, but before she could say anything, the boy changed the subject and said in a somewhat collapsed tone.
"But that teacher introduced me to a position as a security guard at Peking University. I work one day a week and have one day off. The salary is higher than the factory in my hometown, and it also comes with five social insurances and one housing fund. I was very tempted and accepted it."
Wang Song: “???”
The boy's tone was a little conflicted. "So this wish shouldn't be considered fulfilled. Does being a security guard count as going to Peking University? That's not right. I wanted to be a student, right?"
Wang Song was completely silenced by this question.
She thought hard about her words and asked tentatively, "Did you say you wanted to go to Peking University?"
Boy: "No, my wish is to go to Peking University."
Wang Song: "Hmm...working as a security guard at Peking University, how can that not be considered going to Peking University?"
"Your wish has obviously come true. How can it be considered unfulfilled?"
Boy: "No, is this okay? Is this okay?"
Netizens were already laughing, and comments were flooding the screen:
How come being a security guard at Peking University doesn't count as going to Peking University?
How come being a security guard at Peking University doesn't count as going to Peking University?
Just this one sentence filled the entire screen.
It is so spectacular that people who see it are speechless.
It's a bit tragic, but also weirdly funny.
(End of this chapter)