[1v1, Dual Protagonists, Hilarious] Bai Qiuwu is the Wish God, capable of granting desires. One day, she was inexplicably summoned to the lower realm, where she became a top-tier "vase" cel...
Pu Yao was actually quite polite to Bai Qiuwu.
It's just that he himself doesn't believe in these messy things at all. Subconsciously, he thinks they are all scams and sneers at them.
This is because Bai Qiuwu is the company's cash cow and has huge value, which can bring considerable profits. If he were replaced by a worthless charlatan, Pu Yao probably wouldn't even bother to say a word.
There is no such thing as proactive help.
Although his proactive help was earned by Pu Xi selling herself, it was still very novel.
However, this sentence about the shaman still made Bai Qiuwu choke.
She had also heard of this kind of folk custom, but weren't these things all scams?
It seems that in Pu Yao's eyes, his identity as a charlatan and a fraud will not be cleared away for a while.
Thinking of this, Bai Qiuwu sighed.
Fortunately, she no longer expects to be able to complete Pu Yao's mission, otherwise she would be depressed to death after hearing this evaluation.
It was precisely because she no longer expected to do his task that she actually accepted it quite well at the moment.
At least he wasn't very angry and was relatively calm.
"It's not a shaman act, but it's almost there. You might need to stay away for a while."
You still need to be a little careful in this kind of situation and keep a low profile. Moreover, not everyone can accept it. Since Pu Yao doesn't believe in these things, it's better not to let his worldview be ruined.
Bai Qiuwu felt that he was very humane.
Pu Yao didn't understand, but he tried his best to meet the requirements of the company's cash cow.
So he nodded, without asking any more questions, and said calmly: "Okay, I'll wait for you outside."
After saying that, he took a step forward and walked away calmly.
It seemed as if to say that the company was quite tolerant and could accommodate anything strange.
Upon seeing this, the five young men immediately looked at Bai Qiuwu eagerly.
Bai Qiuwu saw that they were a little nervous, so he kindly said to them, "Don't be afraid, just stay here, there's nothing you need to do."
After saying that, she looked at Xiaolu again. Xiaolu's condition was not much better than those five teenagers, but she was worthy of being in the entertainment industry, and she forced herself to pretend to accept it.
"Get closer to them." Bai Qiuwu said to the deer.
She didn't know why, but Xiaolu could feel the resistance in her heart. These were obviously the children she had saved before, but when she saw them again this time, she always had a bad feeling in her heart.
This kind of sixth sense is always very accurate, but at this moment she can only bite the bullet and approach cautiously.
The five teenagers looked confused and obviously could not recognize the deer that saved them when they were young.
Bai Qiuwu coughed lightly and said, "Hello, do you remember what happened at the power plant many years ago?"
Several teenagers looked at each other. One who looked a little older nodded and said bravely: "I still remember. What's wrong?"
After all, he almost died, and any normal person would have a vivid memory of it. He was old enough to remember things at that time, so it is normal for him to remember it.
Bai Qiuwu nodded and pointed at the little deer next to him and said, "She is the one who saved you back then. Do you still remember her?"
Several teenagers immediately looked at the deer, sizing him up with their eyes. The oldest one nodded with a somewhat excited expression.
"Sister, over the years, I've always wanted to say thank you. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be this old."
The boy looked so sincere that Xiaolu felt a little embarrassed.
However, what they couldn't see was that just as they revealed their identities, the black mist on the deer's body suddenly rose up, as if it had been stimulated by something and became a little restless.
Bai Qiuwu watched the scene calmly, knowing that the excitement was not big enough, and continued calmly: "Do you know why I called you here?"
The teenagers shook their heads honestly, their heads full of question marks.
Bai Qiuwu: "Because I'm really curious, why did you go to the power plant in the first place? If the deer hadn't happened to pass by and immediately cut off the power, wouldn't you have been killed?"
This stirred up the teenagers' forgotten memories.
This time it was not the older one who spoke. They looked at each other with awkward expressions.
"We were young and ignorant at the time. Our family insisted we weren't allowed to go there because it was dangerous. But we thought there must be something there. We were very curious, so we kept it a secret from our family and insisted on going."
A boy wearing glasses sighed, his expression a little regretful: "We actually regretted it later. We were very scared. Many people have been traumatized."
This is the truth.
They were just little kids at the time, fearless at the time. They were the kind of naughty kids who hated cats and dogs, and had no idea what danger was.
When something like this happens, it's impossible not to be afraid and not to be traumatized.
Bai Qiuwu knew this would happen, so he wasn't surprised. He simply asked calmly, "So, you guys just want to go out and have fun, and there's no special reason?"
The five teenagers looked at each other again, not knowing what Bai Qiuwu meant by asking this, but they still answered seriously.
"Yeah, we just wanted to go on an adventure. The adults wouldn't let us go, so we just had to go and see for ourselves. There wasn't any special reason, we just wanted to have fun."
Almost as soon as these words came out, the black mist on the deer's body trembled wildly a few times, as if the sister's emotions had reached the brink of collapse, but she still did not show up.
Seeing this, Bai Qiuwu felt that he needed to add fuel to the fire.
So she said, "I see you guys don't seem to take this matter to heart. You seem quite relaxed when you talk about it?"
The boys were a little surprised, even seemed confused by her question, but since she asked, they still answered no matter how surprised they were.
"It can't be said to be easy, after all, it was a close call."
The oldest boy weighed his words carefully and spoke tentatively, "I can only say that it left a deep impression on us, and we're very scared. But after all, nothing really happened, so it's just an impression."
This was said euphemistically, but the meaning was conveyed.
That is to say, deep down they don't really take this matter seriously. After all, so many years have passed, and maybe they will forget about it in a few years.
In fact, if they hadn't been suddenly called in this time, they would have almost forgotten about it.
Someone had reminded them of this incident before they were called in. They had tried hard to recall it on the way and pieced together the details, otherwise they might not be able to tell it now.
Bai Qiuwu understood what he meant, and the sister obviously understood it as well.
Bai Qiuwu only saw the black mist swirling on the deer's body like boiling water, and in the swirling black mist, a woman's crazy and hideous face was vaguely revealed.
She stared at the five young men who had no idea what was happening. Except for Bai Qiuwu, everyone else present could not see her, but they just felt inexplicably cold.
Xiaolu was especially shocked. She felt as if the temperature around her had dropped by several degrees in an instant. She rubbed the goose bumps on her hands caused by the cold, and felt a little dazed.
The most important thing is that this cold is not ordinary cold. It has a chilling feeling, as if being stared at by a poisonous snake. A chill runs down the spine and all the way to the heart, making one's scalp numb.
"Why did the temperature drop suddenly?" she said a little fearfully. She inexplicably felt that the surrounding environment was a little dim and looked a little scary.
I clearly never felt this way before.
Although this is a dilapidated house with no sunlight coming in, it is still somewhat bright inside during the day.
But at this moment, it seemed as if it suddenly darkened, and with the sudden drop in temperature, there was an eerie and terrifying feeling.
Although the five teenagers did not feel it as clearly as the deer, they also shuddered. They rubbed their hands and were a little scared.
Even they themselves couldn't explain why they were afraid.
Bai Qiuwu knew the time was right, and calmly said to the five little guys, "Okay, there's nothing for you to do now, get out first."
The five teenagers didn't understand what was going on, but they nodded quickly and rushed out impatiently.
Although I don't know why I feel so scared, it's definitely right to leave quickly.
Xiaolu also wanted to leave, and looked at Bai Qiuwu hesitantly, wanting to say something.
Bai Qiuwu saw through her thoughts and said helplessly, "What's the use of you leaving? That thing is always with you. Wherever you go, it follows you."
The deer paused and immediately broke out in a cold sweat.
Yes, she felt that this place was gloomy, but the fact was that this place was gloomy because she came here. The essential problem lay with her, and changing places was of no use.
Thinking of this, Xiaolu almost cried: "What should I do? I feel so panicked, my heart is in turmoil, and I feel like I'm suffocating."
"It's okay, it's normal." Bai Qiuwu comforted her, "It's normal for you to feel that thing going berserk. If you don't take care of it, you'll probably die soon."
Little Deer: “…”
It’s better not to have any comfort at all, really.
Bai Qiuwu was completely unaware and continued to speak to himself: "I'm going to invite her out now. You'll be able to see her true appearance soon. Get ready?"
When Xiaolu heard this, he was completely stunned. His eyes widened and his voice trembled because of nervousness: "No, no, I still want to see her?!"
Bai Qiuwu nodded and said confidently, "Yes, you must meet her. We need to talk this out. If we can resolve it in a civilized manner, we should try not to use violence."
Little Deer: “Is this necessary?”
"Of course I have. If she can come to her senses, we can avoid fighting. I've finally managed to save some spiritual energy, but once I finish cleaning this thing, I'm afraid my stockpile will be empty again."
Bai Qiuwu sighed and said helplessly, "So I hope you can be more motivated and try to convince the other party. We can try to solve this problem verbally."
Little Deer: “…”
Ah this.
Xiaolu felt that this matter was a bit uncertain. He felt dizzy and his heart was beating very fast.
She wanted to know more details, but before she could open her mouth, Bai Qiuwu waved his hand, and an invisible force surged past. Xiaolu only felt the breeze on her face and subconsciously closed her eyes.
Then she felt a tingling sensation on her skin, and when she opened her eyes, she was startled by the overwhelming darkness.
She was completely wrapped in black mist, and a ferocious woman was entangled with her, with a distorted face.
Xiaolu bumped into the guy directly in the face and screamed in fright. Bai Qiuwu quickly covered her mouth with one hand and then smiled at the woman.
"Good morning."
The woman's eyes were red, her facial features were distorted, and she kept opening her mouth and roaring silently. She looked extremely excited.
She kept reaching out to pinch the deer's neck, but her hands seemed invisible, and each time she pinched it, she passed through the deer's body. However, she kept repeating it, and each time she repeated it, she became more and more agitated.
Seeing that she seemed to not understand what he was saying, Bai Qiuwu blinked and called her tentatively: "Hello? Can you hear me? Can we chat?"
The other party still did not move, but became even more crazy, pinching the deer again and again, as if he wanted to eat her alive.
Although Xiaolu did not suffer any actual harm, the mental attack was too powerful. She was so scared that her eyes rolled back and she almost fainted.
Seeing Bai Qiuwu still trying to communicate, she broke down and cried: "Stop chatting, sister, I beg you, just take her in!"
Bai Qiuwu did not give up and still tried hard to communicate, but no matter what she said, the sister did not respond at all.
She seemed to have been engulfed by strange emotions and had lost all her rationality.
Seeing this, Bai Qiuwu felt very sorry and could only reach out his hand helplessly.
A small blue flame instantly ignited in the palm of her hand. It was very strange that the flame was clearly burning, but it had no temperature at all. In fact, when the flame was ignited, the temperature in the entire room even dropped a little.
"I know you feel wronged, but you shouldn't disrupt order. How many of the people you harmed were innocent?"
Although he knew that the other party would not listen or simply could not understand, Bai Qiuwu still spoke seriously.
There's no other way. This is the necessary procedure before taking any action. If it's not explained clearly, and someone reviews it when I return to heaven, I'll be in trouble.
Xiaolu was so scared that she almost rolled her eyes. In order to save this innocent girl, Bai Qiuwu could only speed up his speech.
"I'm warning you one last time. Talk to me. If you don't, I'm going to take action!"
Still no response.
Bai Qiuwu sighed, and the blue flame in her hand expanded instantly. Her face was full of pain, her palm wrapped in the flame, and she reached out to grab the black mist.
Logically speaking, this thing should be invisible, but the layer of blue flame wrapped around Bai Qiuwu's hand looked like some two-dimensional artifact, allowing her to directly grasp the real object.
Bai Qiuwu took a deep breath and pulled hard, tearing a large piece of the black fog apart, making the twisted body of the woman inside clearer.
However, just as she was about to make a final move and finish off this woman, the door was pushed open from the outside.