[1v1, Dual Protagonists, Hilarious] Bai Qiuwu is the Wish God, capable of granting desires. One day, she was inexplicably summoned to the lower realm, where she became a top-tier "vase" cel...
Chapter 37 Don’t ask me, I don’t know either
When Wang Song realized the seriousness of the matter, she and Bai Qiuwu had already separated, and she was returning home holding two melons bigger than her head.
She saw those comments in the car, and then she realized that the old lady was actually a small internet celebrity check-in point. Although because her food was too unpalatable, even internet celebrities couldn't save her and she had already passed her popularity.
"How disgusting this must be." Wang Song sighed in the car: "Even internet celebrities can't save it. No, I'm already curious."
Netizens were laughing like crazy and chatting heatedly in the barrage.
[Modern anti-bone netizens, watermelon is sweet? Isn't that how it should be? What? Not sweet? Then I'd like to buy one to see how unsweet it is!]
"Oh no! If everyone ends up buying it out of curiosity, then Bai Qiuwu will have successfully helped someone fulfill their wish, right? Don't do that!"
[Sister Pa, do you think Bai Qiuwu really doesn't know the truth? Or is he just wary of you? Also, is there a time limit for this old lady's matter?]
"Yes." Wang Song, who was staring at the barrage, quickly replied: "I'm not sure about Wu Li's matter, but Old Lady Xigua has a time limit. Bai Qiuwu said it's within three days."
What does it mean to sell well? Selling all the cars? Getting rich? Getting rich overnight?
I don't think I got rich overnight, but selling a few watermelons should count, right? After all, there was no specific quantity agreed upon. I think I got Bai Qiuwu's trickery. He tricked a few people into buying watermelons and then said they were selling well.
Wang Song looked at these comments, and his thoughts were suddenly opened up. He also began to feel a little worried: "It seems that it is not impossible?"
"That old lady's business is really not that good. She would consider it good if she could sell a few melons, but why didn't she agree on a specific quantity?"
Wang Song was filled with regret. She kept chatting with netizens all the way until she arrived at the hospital and ended the live broadcast with a feeling of reluctance.
Xiaoyue is still in the hospital. Although her condition has been controlled, her mental state is not very good and she shows signs of going crazy at any time. She needs to be hospitalized for observation and can be given sedatives at any time.
Wang Song felt both distressed and disappointed with his stubborn cousin, especially when he entered the ward and saw her dying appearance, he became even more furious.
But it was already so miserable, she wouldn't say anything at this time. She put away her depressed mood, cut a melon and sent it over.
To be honest, Wang Song was also curious about how bad the melon tasted. Xiaoyue was obviously not in the mood to eat it, so she took a bite herself.
How do you describe the taste?
Actually, it’s not that bad.
But it really doesn't taste like a watermelon should. It's not sweet at all. It has quite a lot of watermelon, which is what a normal watermelon should have. But as one comment said, it really only has a little watermelon flavor and no sweetness.
Chewing it is like eating boiled water with the flavor of watermelon rind.
Wang Song couldn't eat any more after taking just one bite.
When people are thirsty, they will drink more water, and they can even swallow plain water without any taste. However, if people still insist on drinking plain water when they are not thirsty, it is actually quite difficult.
Not to mention that the watermelon rind-flavored water is not really tasty, it's a bit like chewing grass.
It is difficult to describe it in words. Anyway, Wang Song only took one bite and put it down.
I really can't accept it.
She couldn't help but agree with the netizens' comments, saying that it was something that even internet celebrities couldn't promote.
While agreeing, she couldn't help but think, damn, how can Bai Qiuwu make this melon sell well?
You may say that ordinary things don’t sell well because they are not well-known, but this melon was popular once before and still had no effect.
Those who are deceived by the popularity will only buy it once at most, and then word will spread that it doesn’t taste good. There is no way to solve the problem fundamentally.
Doesn't Bai Qiuwu want to solve the problem fundamentally, and is prepared to play word games and sell a few melons as netizens analyzed?
But I'm afraid no one will agree with this.
Wang Song is even worrying about others.
At this moment, Bai Qiuwu, who was already in the rental house, also put down the watermelon.
Bai Qiuwu had never expected that the melon would be so unpalatable. She never made things difficult for herself, so she put it down quietly.
She packed up and prepared for the live broadcast, and went to Weibo to warm up as usual. But when she clicked on it, she found that she was on the hot search because of this watermelon.
However, this time the position is very far back, but because of the usual preview habits, these are the things pushed.
So, Bai Qiuwu realized that he had been betrayed again.
Looking at the various titles, the old lady was also exposed, and also the hot topic was how unpalatable the melon was.
Bai Qiuwu was not angry. In her opinion, Wang Song's behavior was just helping her gain popularity, so it didn't matter much.
She gladly accepted it, and even used her own traffic to directly post a Weibo message about live streaming, and then decisively opened the live streaming software.
Once again, the audience is rising at a gratifying rate, and it is quickly picking up after the previous drop in popularity.
"Hello everyone." Bai Qiuwu greeted netizens with a smile, not caring at all about their sarcasm.
Yes, although her popularity has recovered, her black fans are still persistent. As soon as the show starts, discordant comments fill the screen.
But Bai Qiuwu simply ignored it, and his skill left the black fans far behind.
The only people who can attract Bai Qiuwu's attention now are probably some more serious netizens.
For example, a certain barrage——
[I saw the melon you didn't finish. Isn't it really disgusting? Even the influencer didn't make her stuff popular, so what right do you have to sell it to her?]
When faced with such questions, Bai Qiuwu always answered very seriously.
"Don't worry, I can do it."
[…I'm worried about something. I just want to ask if there's anything you can do. I'm all ears.]
Bai Qiuwu actually didn't expect this. She put herself in his shoes and thought about it, and she also felt that this kind of melon really couldn't be sold.
But it’s not a big problem, cause and effect will take action.
So she said sincerely, "Although I haven't thought of any better way, I believe it's possible. I hope everyone will wait and see."
Everyone: “?”
Don’t you think this is contradictory?
At least netizens feel very conflicted.
You haven't come up with a better solution, so why do you think it's okay? Is it because you're so shameless?
To tell you the truth, my home is just over there, and I happen to be on vacation recently so I have nothing to do. I'm staring at that old lady every day. I want to see what tricks you can come up with.
Three days, right? Damn, I've been keeping an eye on this old lady for the past three days. I'll update the records as needed. Everyone is welcome to follow me.]
As soon as this comment came out, it was immediately noticed by countless netizens and immediately pushed to the front. Even Bai Qiuwu was very surprised.
Then she...also clicked "follow" in return.
Faced with a screen full of question marks from netizens, Bai Qiuwu said shyly, "Actually, I'd also like to know how this melon can be sold."
Everyone: “???”
ah?
(End of this chapter)