Chapter 100 Is Madam Stewing Shit?

Lu Wanyin explained to Xuan Qi with a smile: "The stinky nature of this thing is that it wouldn't be tasty if it weren't stinky! Believe me, it will be absolutely delicious when cooked!"

Xuan Qi really wanted to say that he believed in his wife.

But at this moment, he couldn't say it.

How can something taste better the stinkier it is?

Why is it called color, fragrance and taste instead of color, smell and taste?

Xuan Qi opened his mouth and said, "Forget it, I'd better choose to believe my wife."

As soon as she saw his reluctant look, Lu Wanyin knew that he didn't believe it.

But she was too lazy to explain, the cooked snail noodles would prove themselves.

"Okay, go and light the fire!"

Xuan Qi resigned himself to his fate and went to light the fire, while Lu Wanyin continued to unpack the ingredients.

After everything was dismantled, the entire chopping board was filled with it.

Lu Wanyin collected all the garbage bags and placed them in the corner of the space.

This thing is made of special material, it might be useful in the future.

After the water boiled, Lu Wanyin cooked a bowl of soup without chili for the old lady.

It wasn't until Lu Wanyin poured the other ingredients into the pot that Xuan Qi regretted it.

This is so fucking stinky!

It smells much worse than when I first opened it.

This thing can also be eaten

How can I eat this?

Even if he starved to death today, he would never eat a single bite of this!

Lu Wanyin quickly cooked the first bowl, served it out and set it aside.

Then, pour the rest into the pot and continue cooking.

This time, because there is more, the taste is even stronger.

Not only Xuan Qi, but everyone in the room could smell it as well.

Cao was just talking to the old lady about how the sow in Wang Er's house next door gave birth to more than a dozen piglets, but they were stolen overnight by Li Si, who lived even next door. The two families had a fight over this, and she was suddenly shocked.

"Did the Madam burn down the kitchen?"

She said, what does a young lady from such a wealthy family know how to cook?

Poor her kitchen, the stove was newly built this summer!

Xie Jingci had been drowsy from listening to this, but he opened his eyes and said, "No."

It was obvious from the way they walked that Lu Wanyin could cook, so she definitely wouldn't burn down the kitchen.

Besides, even if something unexpected happens, Xuan Qi is still here.

It's impossible that there has been no movement until now.

Cao was already lying at the door looking into the kitchen.

It was indeed just as Xie Jingci said, with no signs of fire.

Cao was puzzled: "If it's not a kitchen fire, then what's this smell? Or is something burnt?"

This stinks too much!

Cao pinched her nose and walked out, "I'll go take a look."

Lu Wanyin was too lazy to explain to Xuan Qi. She was calculating how many packets of snail noodles she had left.

After counting, there were fourteen boxes left in the space.

If you live to be a hundred years old, you can only come here occasionally to satisfy your cravings.

It seems that after going to the wilderness, I have to research and make a reduced-specification version when I have nothing to do.

Just as Lu Wanyin was thinking, Cao rushed into the kitchen: "Madam, are you..."

Even though Cao could smell it from a distance, he was still overwhelmed by the smell when he walked closer.

She even suspected that the lady was using the toilet as a kitchen!

Lu Wanyin sighed: "Don't ask, it's really for food. Don't worry, the smell will be gone overnight. As for the pot, if you really mind, I can compensate you with a new one."

Cao: So you're really stewing shit, right?

She didn't dare to ask, but she could only feel at ease when she was sure that Lu Wanyin would not get into trouble in her own kitchen.

Cao didn't understand why he had to cook it himself since he was not good at cooking.

What a pity for that pot... I wonder what kind of skills are needed to stew something with such flavor.

Lu Wanyin finally finished cooking, and she and Xuan Qi each took a tray and carried it into the house.

Everyone looked at the bowls lined up one by one: ...

Everyone, including the old lady, had constipated expressions on their faces.

Silence, deathly silence.

Although Lu Wanyin guessed that there would be resistance, she didn't expect everyone to be so disrespectful.

She explained palely: "Don't be fooled by its smell, it tastes delicious."

The old lady still didn't believe it: "Really, granddaughter-in-law? Everyone makes mistakes sometimes. One failure is not a big deal, but if everyone gets sick, we won't be able to continue on our journey."

Xuan Qi nodded frantically: "Yes, yes, yes!"

He just didn't dare to say it.

Hou Yuanji finally gave a sardonic laugh, as if he had succeeded: "It stinks so bad that even dogs wouldn't eat it."

Xuan Qi: "Yes, yes... How do you talk to the Madam?"

Hou Yuanji held his sword, gloating over the misfortune: "You are so noble, why don't you eat it!"

Xuan Qi was silent. He really wanted to support Lu Wanyin, but this...

It would be better to give him two stabs.

Lu Wanyin looked at Xie Jingci who was sitting beside her and asked, "Do you want to eat?"

Xie Jingci nodded without hesitation: "Yes."

Lu Wanyin was very satisfied with Xie Jingci's support.

She placed two bowls in front of her: "If you don't want to eat, we'll eat."

As he spoke, he picked up the snail noodles with chopsticks, picked it up with a spoon, and handed it to Xie Jingci's mouth.

When this thing reached my mouth, the smell seemed to be even more specific.

Xie Jingci's solar plexus jumped and he opened his mouth.

Everyone looked at Xie Jingci with reluctance.

It seems that loving your wife also comes at a price.

However, as everyone expected, the scene where Xie Jingci vomited due to nausea did not happen.

His tense expression relaxed a lot in an instant, and he looked at Lu Wanyin with surprise.

"good."

Xie Jingci's comments surprised everyone.

True or false

He must have been praising her against his conscience just to make his wife happy.

Regardless of whether it tastes good or not, Lu Wanyin gave it all to Xie Jingci, which at least shows that there is no poison in it.

Lu Wanyin fed Xie Jingci a second mouthful and put a few pickled bamboo shoots in the spoon.

Xie Jingci didn't dare to chew the first bite and swallowed it directly.

He savored the second bite carefully.

It was a very novel taste, sour, refreshing and spicy. The unpleasant smell disappeared as Lu Wanyin said when it reached the lips and tongue.

Xie Jingci commented again: "Delicious!"

Lu Wanyin raised her eyebrows proudly: "I told you, how could the food I make not be delicious?"

While feeding Xie Jingci, Lu Wanyin also took a bite herself.

It’s still that familiar taste.

Everyone watched the couple enjoying the food, taking turns to eat, with chili oil on their lips, which didn't seem to be fake.

Liuying usually lets the masters eat first, but today she was the first to sit down.

She brought a bowl in front of her and said, "Madam, let me try some too."

Lu Wanyin nodded to her: "Good Liuying, at the critical moment you can tell who is your friend."

Xuan Qi, who was called upon, felt a little embarrassed and sat down as well: "Madam, I'll try it too..."

Lu Wanyin snatched the bowl from his hand and said, "Don't eat it. I was afraid you wouldn't have enough, so I cooked three servings for you."

Xuan Qi smiled apologetically: "That's because I don't know what's good for me. Madam, please don't hold it against me."

While Lu Wanyin wasn't paying attention, he snatched the bowl and quickly took a sip, imitating Lu Wanyin.

Hou Yuanji couldn't help but ask: "How is it?"