Her Home Was Raided and She Was Exiled; She Wants to Empty Everything the Emperor Owns

With her dual plant and beast-mastery superpowers, Lu Wanyin is reborn back to her wedding night. Her husband is a general, strong and well-built. Unfortunately, the next day the new emperor orders...

Chapter 99 Delicious Snail Noodles

Chapter 99 Delicious Snail Noodles

The village chief saw this and there was nothing he didn't understand.

He was originally afraid that Hou Yuanji would take revenge on him after Lu Wanyin left.

He was just the chief of a small Qinghe Village, how could he withstand the wrath of the Marquis' Mansion?

Unexpectedly, Lu Wanyin could actually consider her own situation.

Hou Yuanji assured him, "No, I, Hou Yuanji, am also a respectable man and would never do such a despicable thing. You can rest assured."

Lu Wanyin looked at Hou Yuanji as if she had heard a joke: "Aren't you despicable enough?"

Hou Yuanji was speechless and choked: "Yes, yes, I am a despicable villain."

As expected, Lu Wanyin would not give him face.

Lu Wanyin nodded with satisfaction: "You must have such a clear understanding of yourself in the future."

After she finished speaking, she turned to the village chief and said, "Don't bother you with dinner, we'll make it ourselves."

First of all, I really don’t want to trouble the village chief.

Secondly, we must always be on guard against others.

If the village chief is actually the emperor's secret guard in disguise, that would be troublesome.

The village chief said quickly: "How can we trouble you gentlemen to do it yourself?"

Lu Wanyin smiled and said, "We are not adults, we are prisoners. Right, Lord Hou?"

For a moment, Hou Yuanji didn't know whether to say yes or no.

That's right, how could there be a prisoner like Lu Wanyin riding on the head of the escort?

It’s not true, but it’s true.

Hou Yuanji smiled apologetically: "Auntie, if you say it is, it is, and if you say it is not, it is not."

Seeing that Lu Wanyin ignored him, Hou Yuanji felt relieved.

Luckily, I escaped.

Since Lu Wanyin had made such an arrangement, the village chief had nothing more to say.

He just asked his wife to bring Lu Wanyin to the kitchen and show her where the commonly used items were.

The village head's wife, Mrs. Cao, stood beside the stove stiffly: "Madam, why don't I do it? Your precious things should be smoked."

Lu Wanyin had rolled up her sleeves and said, "It's already very troublesome for you to have so many of us staying here. How can we really ask you to serve us?"

As she spoke, she even lifted the lid of the water tank and scooped water into the pot.

Cao said again: "Why don't I stay and help you light the fire?"

Lu Wanyin refused again: "No, Xuan Qi can make a fire. But my grandma is old, and she must be feeling depressed after the bumpy ride. If you are free, please pick up some family matters and chat with her."

When Cao heard this, she knew she was familiar with gossip and left happily.

Inside the house, the atmosphere was indeed somewhat quiet.

Hou Yuanji sat at the table polishing his sword, while the village chief stood beside him.

Although when Lu Wanyin was around, Hou Yuanji's attitude towards the village chief was not so domineering.

But Lu Wanyin is not here now.

He didn't think the village chief really dared to disrespect him by relying on Lu Wanyin's influence.

The old lady and Xie Jingci were arranged to sleep on the beds in the inner room, with Liuying watching over them.

Seeing Cao come in, the village chief hurriedly said: "Why don't you help Madam with her work?"

Hou Yuanji also looked at Cao.

When Cao met Hou Yuanji's gaze, the smile on her face froze.

She said cautiously: "Madam asked me to accompany the old lady."

Hou Yuanji waved his hand: "Go ahead."

Seeing Cao and the village chief's timid appearance, Hou Yuanji felt that he had regained some of the dignity of a noble in the capital.

kitchen.

Xuan Qi effortlessly carried Lu Wanyin's box of supplies in, put it down, and asked, "Madam, what do you want to eat?"

Lu Wanyin has replaced the water in the pot with spiritual spring water.

She thought for a moment and said, "It's so cold, let's cook something hot to warm ourselves up."

Xuan Qi has no opinion on what to eat. As long as it is made by his wife, it tastes good.

He quickly sat down and lit a fire.

Lu Wanyin reached into the supply box and actually took out more than a dozen packets of snail noodles from the space.

This thing was a snack before the end of the world. Later in the end of the world, it was only available in auction houses.

Lu Wanyin’s Jiuzhou base was strong enough to buy more than a dozen boxes.

She hadn't eaten it for a long time and she really missed it.

Xuan Qi looked at Lu Wanyin holding a bunch of colorful bags and asked curiously, "Madam, what are these?"

He seems to have never seen it before.

"You won't understand even if I tell you. Just eat."

As Lu Wanyin spoke, she placed the snail noodles on the chopping board and took out everyone's bowls and chopsticks from the box.

Xuan Qi looked at the snail noodle packaging bag curiously again.

I couldn't even tell what material that thing was made of.

But the lady is right, he just needs to eat.

“Shh!”

Lu Wanyin tore open the package and took out the contents.

Put the noodles on the chopping board, open the sour bamboo shoots and several seasoning packets and pour them into a bowl respectively.

The other material packages were fine, but the moment the screw material package was opened.

Xuan Qi just felt like he smelled shit.

He turned around and looked at Lu Wanyin.

It seems... that the smell really comes from the lady.

Madam farted.

Xuan Qi didn't think that Lu Wanyin couldn't fart, he just didn't expect that Lu Wanyin could fart so smelly.

...and it's getting smellier and stronger.

Xuan Qi added some firewood to the stove and subconsciously held his breath.

No, it stinks.

Lu Wanyin was completely unaware of this and was still silently tearing off the packaging.

This packaging is really good, it's quite difficult to tear it apart.

The old lady can’t eat spicy food because she is old, but everyone else can, so the food for the old lady has to be cooked separately.

Lu Wanyin calculated the number of people and decided that one bag would be enough for each girl.

Xuan Qi and Xie Jingci have big appetites and need three packets. There is also the village chief’s family. After all, I have troubled them and I have to cook for them.

After counting, Lu Wanyin found that these few packets were not enough, so she reluctantly took out a few more packets.

Wow, there are only a few boxes in total, and they will be gone once we finish them.

She suddenly felt a little regretful. She should have endured it and hidden herself in the wilderness to eat secretly.

Just when Lu Wanyin was hesitating whether to put it back into the space now.

Xuan Qi finally couldn't bear it anymore.

He came over, pinched his nose and said, "Madam, are you feeling a little... uh, stomach upset?"

Lu Wanyin was stunned by the question: "Ah, no."

Xuan Qi's face wrinkled like a bitter melon: "That... is not right, it's not... this"

Lu Wanyin was confused by his strange remarks.

She looked at Xuan Qi with disdain: "Just skipping a meal and you're starving like a fool."

Xuan Qi no longer had time to explain because he had discovered the source of the stench.

It was the lady who was preparing dinner for them!

Xuan Qi pointed at the bowl filled with sauce in disbelief: "Madam, do you want to poison us?"

sky!

He still uses his job!

Seeing Xuan Qi's exaggerated expression, Lu Wanyin finally reacted.

This snail noodle is delicious, but its only drawback is that it stinks.

When she ate it for the first time, she had the same reaction as Xuan Qi, thinking that the chef was going to poison her, the base commander.

But after I became addicted to it, my nose seemed to filter it out automatically.

Not only can I no longer smell the stench of snail noodles, but I also always feel that there is a particularly charming smell in it.