Chapter 51: Prime Minister Qin is a thousand-year-old green-haired turtle

. Fang Lingchu's words were nakedly saying that the adult was incompetent.

Others wanted to say a few words, but when they thought of Fang Lingchu's usual scolding look,

they were scared.

Don't say they are disloyal, compared to being scolded and eating melons, they are still scared!

A real man can stretch and shrink.

Fang Lingchu looked at the other party without refuting, and continued: "It is human instinct to feel pain. Even if I am not a woman, I am still a child. Isn't it normal to be afraid of pain? Also, doesn't the adult know that giving birth to a child is a journey to the gates of hell? Why don't I cut a knife in the adult's stomach, take out your internal organs, put them back, sew them up, and see if you can stand it.

Your wife, your mother, they are brave people, they can do such a painful thing as giving birth, and they are heroes. Without them, where would you come from to scream."

Looking at Fang Lingchu's serious eyes, the adult who just mocked her was scared and dared not say anything.

After all, they all knew how much Fang Lingchu was favored by the emperor now.

If he is unhappy, what if he is really stabbed in the stomach?

Fang Lingchu looked at his timid and frightened appearance and said sarcastically: "Sir, you are so afraid of pain, it is really embarrassing for men."

The speaker is unintentional, but the listener is intentional.

Fang Lingchu made the men who were distressed about their wives think seriously.

Their wives are so delicate and soft, so afraid of pain, but they can give birth to children for them. It seems that it is true as Master Xiao Fang said that pain is a human instinct.

Fang Lingchu rolled his eyes at the man and walked towards his father.

In his heart, he couldn't help but complain to the system: [How dare you say that you are a real man? Let them make a few cuts in the stomach, pull out the intestines, stuff them back, and then sew them up. After resting for a month, they have to get up and work in the court. They will definitely not do it. How dare you say that women can't stand the hardship. It's so funny. ]

Fang Lingchu's voice revealed full of sarcasm.

Minister Fang looked at his daughter and felt heartbroken. His little daughter was so afraid of pain that she would have to bear children for others in the future.

Fang Lingchu looked at her father's heartbroken face and immediately said coquettishly, "Daddy, I'm in pain."

Minister Fang had no choice but to rub his father's face and said, "Okay, I'm ready to go to court. Go home and let your mother make you pork elbows. Okay?"

Fang Lingchu was instantly happy when she heard that she could eat pork elbows again.

The farce at the palace gate soon reached the ears of the emperor and the wives.

For the first time, someone said that having the courage to give birth was something to be proud of.

Some wives thought: But giving birth is what women should do, what is there to praise.

If Fang Lingchu knew what they were thinking, he would definitely say: Then protecting wives and children, raising children and wives, and providing them with safe shelter and food are still what men should do, so what is there to be proud of. Soon

the gates of the palace opened, and the great court officials went to court quickly and orderly.

After three cheers of "Long live the emperor".

The emperor and his ministers began to discuss state affairs.

Fang Lingchu was standing at the back and began to feel sleepy.

The system looked at Fang Lingchu, who was leaning against a pillar and about to fall into a deep sleep, and quickly said: [Host, do you want to eat some melon?]

Fang Lingchu was so sleepy that he couldn't even open his eyes.

But he still replied to the system: [Whose melon is it? What type of melon? Tell me.]

The system laughed and said: [You must like this melon. Prime Minister Qin is a ten-thousand-year-old green-haired turtle.]

Fang Lingchu woke up instantly.

[What, who was cheated again?]

Prime Minister Qin's voice, which was still discussing, suddenly stopped, and his expression froze.

He... He was cheated, and it was a thousand-year-old cuckold. What is this little girl from the Fang family talking about?

Who dares to cheat on him?

Prime Minister Qin thought of the emperor again. Even the emperor was cheated. It seems normal for him, a prime minister, to be cheated!

The system said with a laugh: [Prime Minister Qin! It's the old man who opposes your father every day.]

Fang Lingchu knew who it was after the system said that.

Then she secretly poked her head out and looked at the adults in front of her.

She saw Prime Minister Qin with a stiff facial expression in the crowd.

[What's wrong with him? Is he paralyzed? Why can't he make expressions? What were they discussing just now?]

The system said: [Nothing, it's just that Prime Minister Qin asked your father for money to repair the river embankment, and your father didn't give it. He said that the money he gave last year was used up by Prime Minister Qin, and your father suspected that Prime Minister Qin embezzled it.]

Fang Lingchu asked: [The money was just used up last year, wasn't it? 】

Minister Fang: As expected of his daughter, she has the same idea.

Prime Minister Qin: He is wronged! He didn't!

The system said: [Host, you and your father really wronged Prime Minister Qin. He is a veteran of the second dynasty and is absolutely loyal to the emperor. 】

Prime Minister Qin suddenly became tough, looking at Minister Fang with his head held high, you see, I am you who wronged me!

Minister Fang: I didn't expect that Prime Minister Qin really didn't embezzle the money, where did the money go?

He has already calculated that the money must be enough to repair the river bank, and there is still some left.

Fang Lingchu asked: [Why is the money gone? ]

The system sighed and said: [Prime Minister Qin's non-corruption does not mean that the people around him and his subordinates are not corrupt. I just flipped through the plot. According to the original plot, your father did not allocate funds to them, and then because there was no funding, the river bank really collapsed, causing tens of thousands of deaths, and the people were displaced, forming a disaster year. This is also one of the fuses that led to the demise of the Dragon Kingdom.

Emperor Chongde heard the system's words and broke his armrests. He couldn't feel it.

When Prime Minister Qin heard the system's words, his face turned pale and he knelt down and kowtowed.

The others knelt down as well. Before Fang Lingchu could react, someone pulled her to kneel together.

Fang Lingchu once again felt the intimate contact between her kneecap and the floor.

[Woo woo woo, Gua Gua, do you have any function that can block the pain? It hurts me to death.]

The adult who pulled Fang Lingchu... he didn't mean it.

The system also made a face with heartache, huhu huhu, the host doesn't feel any pain.

[Host, be good, it's all the emperor's fault. Why are you angry for no reason? You made the host kneel again.]

Emperor Chongde: What does this have to do with him?

Other adults: They don't know either!

[Why hasn't the dog emperor let us get up yet? My knees are so painful.]

Emperor Chongde suddenly didn't want them to get up.

But it was annoying to hear the little girl screaming, so I decided to ask them to get up.

"My dears, please get up!"

(End of this chapter)