Heroic Wife Reborn

The army drillmaster Yu Xiaoxiao (玉小小) [aka “Little Jade”] transmigrated from a zombie apocalypse world into the body of the eldest imperial princess. On her first day, she got hitched to young Gen...

1024 Avalanche caused by a fight between two people

Gu Xinglang failed to hold back and had to watch his wife fighting with the Gu. It was the first time he saw someone who could fight with his wife, and Young Master Gu was stunned.

"This kid is a weakling!" the instructor roared.

Yu Xiaoxiao yelled: "My Xiao Gu is a general, you idiot!"

"Do you really want me to call you an idiot?" The instructor said, "Is he a general?" How low is the combat effectiveness of humans in this world?

"Can you stop being an idiot?" Yu Xiaoxiao cursed, "The humans in this world don't have superpowers. They are primitive and haven't evolved! You've been here for a month and you don't know anything? You're just a bunch of idiots waiting to die!"

"What?" The instructor couldn't accept this reality.

"Have you found any zombies?" Yu Xiaoxiao knocked the instructor down with one punch.

The instructor jumped up and slapped Yu Xiaoxiao's head. "No zombies? Then what are in those caves? Do you think I'm blind just because I died once?!"

“Fuck you,” Yu Xiaoxiao jumped onto the instructor’s shoulder fiercely, then sat on it. She held the instructor’s head and hit him, “You saw the medicine man, why didn’t you kill them? You still want to be good neighbors with Mo Wen? I’m going to kill you! Ahhhhhh——”

The instructor threw him and Yu Xiaoxiao onto the snow, saying, "Isn't that monk the one guarding the zombies?" He killed the one who had the ability to guard the zombies in this world? He didn't come here to destroy this world!

Someone guarding the zombies?

Yu Xiaoxiao let out an "ow" and opened her mouth to bite. She wanted to bite this idiot to death!

The instructor held Yu Xiaoxiao in his arms and rolled around in the snow, warning her: "Try to bite me again, and I'll really beat you up!"

Yu Xiaoxiao bit the instructor's nose.

The instructor quickly raised his hands that were pressing down on Yu Xiaoxiao's hands and protected his face.

Yu Xiaoxiao bit the back of the instructor's hand, and then spat out. Her hand was dirty and the taste was so sour.

There were two circles of teeth marks on the back of the instructor's hand, and blood was oozing out.

Gu Xinglang said weakly: "Stop fighting."

"You little bastard!" The instructor turned over and pressed Yu Xiaoxiao into the snow.

"Dead dog!" Yu Xiaoxiao turned around and pressed the instructor into the snow.

The two people who met again after being separated by death looked at each other and continued to fight in the snow.

Gu Xinglang..., don't these two feel the rapid movement?

The snow on the top of the mountain shook again and again, and finally the snow began to roll down the mountain in one piece.

“There’s an avalanche!”

Yu Xiaoxiao and the instructor heard someone shouting in the mountains.

Gu Xinglang was knocked off his feet by the shaking of the earth and fell to the ground.

Yu Xiaoxiao and the instructor stopped hugging each other and started fighting.

"Avalanche?" The instructor jumped up from the ground and hurriedly said to Yu Xiao: "I'll go check it out." There are many humans in this mountain, what if they get hurt? (The instructor is a person who cherishes humans, o(╯□╰)o)

When Yu Xiaoxiao climbed up from the snow, the instructor had disappeared, and Gu Xinglang was sitting in the snow in a daze. When it came to dealing with avalanches, the instructor could just blow a strong wind, so Yu Xiaoxiao didn't even think about the avalanche, and ran to Gu Xinglang's side, looking down at her little Gu's injuries.

Gu Xinglang could hardly speak at this moment, and let Yu Xiaoxiao check his whole body, "Xiao, Xiaoxiao, who is he, who is he?" Young Master Gu asked his wife stutteringly.

Yu Xiaoxiao's hand froze as she was touching Gu Xinglang's leg. Wait, what did she do just now? She rolled around with the dead man, and she even sat on him. Oh, and she even bit him a few times. It seems that a decent woman shouldn't do this. (Why did you only think of decent women now? -_-|||)

Gu Xinglang's face looked frighteningly pale against the snow.

Yu Xiaoxiao touched Gu Xinglang's face, which was as cold as ice. The princess blew a few breaths into her palms, rubbed them to warm them up, and put them on Gu Xinglang's face to cover it. "Well," Yu Xiaoxiao said, "His name is Yu Sige."

Gu Xinglang said: "Yu what, Yu dead dog?"

Yu Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched. It seemed that this dead dog couldn't get rid of the nickname of dead dog even in this world. "Dead dog man," Yu Xiaoxiao said, "He raised me..." He couldn't tell anyone about raising me, otherwise what would happen to his father, the emperor? Yu Xiaoxiao thought to herself.

Gu Xinglang asked: "What to raise?"

After thinking hard, Yu Xiaoxiao said to Gu Xinglang seriously, "He is my master."

Gu Xinglang's expression could be described as horrible. The madman dragged him into the basement of the cave and chained him to a stone bed. He kept asking him about obsessions for several days, asking him about the human Gu. He almost didn't understand what he said. This madman, was he really his wife's master?

Yu Xiaoxiao sighed and said, "Xiao Gu, it seems we will have to support one more person in the future."

Gu XinglangΣ(°△°|||)︴, this lunatic still has to live with them? !

Yu Xiaoxiao assured Gu Xinglang, "Don't worry, Xiao Gu, I will work hard to make money in the future."

Gu Xinglang sat there for a long time, then suddenly jumped up from the snow, "Is your master a human Gu?" Young Master Gu asked Yu Xiaoxiao anxiously.

"Ah?" Yu Xiaoxiao scratched her head. Oh, right, human Gu. Emma, so sad. How can I explain this?

"Does the Queen know that he is a human Gu?" Gu Xinglang asked.

Yu Xiaoxiao shook her head decisively, her mother must not know this.

Gu Xinglang sat back on the snow.

"That's right," Yu Xiaoxiao waved her fist, "He lied to me! He didn't tell me that he was a human Gu!"

Young Master Gu felt a headache at this moment.

"By the way, you've been with him for a few days. What have you done?" Yu Xiaoxiao touched Gu Xinglang's face. Hmm, it felt warm.

Gu Xinglang didn't know what to say.

"Don't be afraid," Yu Xiaoxiao said while hugging Gu Xinglang, "With me here, he won't dare bully you anymore."

Gu Xinglang said: "He said he went too far in his practice and became obsessed."

Yu Xiao: "Well, my master's brain has never been very good, haha, otherwise why am I so bad at studying?"

Gu Xinglang..., did he finally discover the truth?

"I haven't seen him for a long time, and I thought I'd never see him again," Yu Xiaoxiao said to Gu Xinglang, "I didn't expect that he is... No, he is a human Gu."

"The witch said that Ren Gu has been away from the world for many years," Gu Xinglang said, "It's not surprising that he doesn't know about worldly affairs, but it doesn't make sense that he doesn't know about Ren Gu."

"What's so unreasonable about this? He has Alzheimer's," Yu Xiaoxiao checked Gu Xinglang's broken hand. In just a short while, the broken bone had grown back.

"What is Alzheimer's disease?" Gu Xinglang asked.

"Just never use your brain, never use your brain," Yu Xiao: "When he gets older, he will become a fool, and that dead dog is in this situation." (Is it really okay for you to fool your little Gu like this? -_-|||)

A note to readers:

The second update is here.