The army drillmaster Yu Xiaoxiao (玉小小) [aka “Little Jade”] transmigrated from a zombie apocalypse world into the body of the eldest imperial princess. On her first day, she got hitched to young Gen...
Master Fenglin is not very old, but as the Master of the Eternal Life Temple, he has seen a lot of things in the world. But if you ask the Master, have you ever seen a family of three standing together, shamelessly and shamelessly? The Master will definitely tell you that he has never seen it before, but today I have seen it.
Several monks from the north were stunned as they watched the father-in-law, daughter, and son-in-law tell lies with their eyes open.
What should I do when I meet such a shameless person? Master Fenglin has to use up all his self-restraint in this life. He wants to give an order directly and order Beiyuan and others to beat these three guys to death! These three guys are pretending to be crazy and foolish while playing him as a fool!
When Master Fenglin was about to get angry, Emperor Xianzong said to him, "Master, don't worry too much about Linglong. As long as my daughter takes the medicine, uh, on time, she will be just like a normal person. Qinghui, don't you agree?"
Gu Xinglang nodded. Now that things have been said, what would happen if he didn’t nod?
He was still worried about Yu Linglong? Master Fenglin had a mouthful of blood on his lips, but he swallowed it back. The master was a reserved person and would not let the three people in front of him see him getting so angry and losing his normal state.
Seeing her tyrant father looking at her again, Yu Xiaoxiao said to Master Fenglin, "Thank you for your concern."
"Look, Master," Xianzong smiled with great satisfaction, looking at Master Fenglin and said, "As long as she takes the medicine, my Linglong will be a good child."
Don't you feel guilty or have a toothache when you say this?
The Beiyuan people who were guarding Maple Forest Junior Master wanted to grab the collar of this Fengtian monarch and ask him if he had any shame?!
Yu Xiaoxiao stood up straight. Her Royal Highness the Princess did not feel guilty at all for receiving praise from her father. She had always been a good person.
Seeing that Master Fenglin ignored him, Emperor Xianzong put away the smile on his face, replaced it with a worried expression, and said to Master Fenglin: "Master, is your illness this time because you are not used to the climate in Fengtian?"
Junior Master Fenglin glanced at Imperial Master Chengguan who was standing beside him and said, "Didn't Chengguan tell His Majesty?"
Xianzong said: "I have said it, but the Junior Master also knows that I don't know medicine, and I don't understand what the Imperial Master said."
That’s enough!
Master Fenglin's hand trembled as he grabbed the quilt. You don't understand the word poisoned? Do you understand what people are saying? Master Fenglin, who has always been as young as jade and aloof from worldly matters, was forced by Emperor Xianzong to curse. How could such a shameless scoundrel be the king of a country?
Bei Yuan couldn't help but said, "Your Majesty, my young master has been poisoned."
Xianzong was a little disappointed. He had already laid the steps, but these people just refused to go down them. Xianzong glanced at Beiyuan and said in surprise, "Poisoned? How could it be? Young Master is guarded by martial monk masters from the upper temple, how could he be poisoned? Uh, Young Master, did you eat something wrong?"
If you eat something bad, you will get diarrhea!
Everyone in the Eternal Life Temple is extremely angry. It seems that the Fengtian Yu family no longer wants the Fengtian kingdom.
Master Fenglin looked away and smiled. When he looked at Emperor Xianzong again, his face was calm. He said to Emperor Xianzong, "Your Majesty is really good at joking."
"Ah? Ah," Xianzong laughed and said, "I have always been humorous. My ministers all know this."
Master Fenglin said, "I will definitely find the person who poisoned me."
Xianzong looked shocked. He could not rely on his daughter. He asked his son-in-law, "Qinghui, did you hear what Master Qing just said?"
Gu Xinglang didn't want to speak at all. He thought he couldn't handle such a situation. But now his father-in-law called his name, so he could only say, "I seem to have heard it clearly."
To everyone in the Eternal Life Temple, these words were totally not human language. If you heard it clearly, then you heard it clearly. If you want to pretend to be deaf, then say you didn’t hear it clearly. It seems like you heard it clearly, but what does this mean?
Xianzong said, "You seem to have heard something clearly?"
Gu Xinglang had no choice but to say, "Young Master suspected that he was poisoned."
Master Fenglin looked at Gu Xinglang. The third son of the Gu family looked like a gentleman, but it turned out that he was not a good guy. The master suspected that he was poisoned, which meant that all this was just his suspicion. How could he take suspicion seriously?
"Investigate," Xianzong said to Master Fenglin in a serious tone, "Since Master Fenglin is suspicious, I will investigate this matter thoroughly and give you an explanation." As he spoke righteously, Xianzong winked at Yu Xiaoxiao. What is this girl still doing here? Go and destroy the evidence!
In Yu Xiaoxiao's opinion, Xianzong's wink meant that something might have gotten into her father's eyes, so the princess asked, "Father, is there something in your eyes?"
Xianzong choked. Under the sharp gazes of the people in the Eternal Life Temple, the Emperor raised his hand to rub his eyes and said, "Yes, there is a flying insect in my eye."
Yu Xiaoxiao asked with concern: "Did a flying insect get into your eyes? Don't rub your eyes. I'll blow them away for you."
"No, no need," Xianzong said hurriedly, "My eyes are healed, just stand there for me." With his daughter's strength, would she blow his eyeballs out in one breath? Xianzong broke into a cold sweat just thinking about that scene.
Gu Xinglang could understand what Emperor Xianzong meant, and said to Yu Xiao: "The emperor wants to thoroughly investigate the poisoning of the young master."
"Oh," Yu Xiaoxiao still stood there, not understanding.
Gu Xinglang had no choice but to say: "What's important now is the evidence."
Young Master Gu emphasized the word "evidence" very much. Now Yu Xiaoxiao understood that she had to destroy the evidence.
Xianzong looked up at the beam and rolled his eyes. This son-in-law is a fool. Isn't it obvious that Wen Fenglin and his gang have evidence of Linglong's crime by reminding him so bluntly? This child is incorrigible! Xianzong was upset and glared at Gu Xinglang again. His Majesty the Emperor forgot that a girl like his daughter could understand human words.
Yu Xiaoxiao looked around and said, "I'll go out for a while."
Master Fenglin said, "Isn't Your Highness the Princess here to visit the patient? I'm here now, where are you going, Your Highness?"
It would be a good excuse to pee at this time. Yu Xiaoxiao thought of this and said, "Oh, I drank too much water. I need to pee..."
"Hold it!" Xianzong didn't wait for Yu Xiaoxiao to finish her words, "I want to pee." He glared at Yu Xiaoxiao and said, "Is there anything more important than the young master?" Has any royal princess ever said she wanted to pee in public? After glaring at his daughter, Xianzong glared at his son-in-law. His meaning was to tell Gu Xinglang that this was all your fault!
After hearing what Emperor Xianzong said, all the monks in Yongsheng Temple wanted to slap the king. Comparing their young master with Xiaojie, is it so insulting? !
Yu Xiaoxiao was very anxious. The pee-pee trick didn't work. What other excuses could she make? If peeing didn't work, then pooping certainly wouldn't work either. Yu Xiaoxiao looked at Gu Xinglang and blinked, asking for a hint.
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