The army drillmaster Yu Xiaoxiao (玉小小) [aka “Little Jade”] transmigrated from a zombie apocalypse world into the body of the eldest imperial princess. On her first day, she got hitched to young Gen...
Out of instinct, General Xiao Jiang threw away the human-faced lizard in his hand.
At this time, the second young master Gu lifted the curtain and Emperor Xianzong walked in from outside the tent.
“Your Majesty…” Young Master Gu reacted and wanted to tell the Emperor to be careful, but he saw that his Emperor had already reached out and took the human-faced lizard in his hand.
"What is that?" Xianzong, who had just entered the tent from outside, had not yet adjusted his eyes to the change in light. He squinted and held up the human-faced lizard to look at it.
The human-faced lizard opened its mouth wide towards Xianzong, revealing three rows of sharp teeth.
“Ouch!”
His Majesty Xianzong howled, but his brain short-circuited and he did not think of letting go. Instead, he held the human-faced lizard tightly.
In a hurry, Young Master Gu pulled out the knife.
The instructor flashed in front of Xianzong and slapped him on the wrist. After Xianzong loosened his grip, the instructor picked up the human-faced lizard in his hand.
"Your Majesty!"
"Uncle!"
Young Master Gu and Jiang Zhuojun both ran towards Emperor Xianzong.
Xianzong looked past the instructor and saw little monsters crawling on the ground. He had just said that he didn't want to see these things again. His Majesty Xianzong rolled his eyes and fainted.
The emperor fainted, and there was a commotion in the military tent.
The instructor sighed. The emperor's psychological endurance is so poor. What kind of world is this? Such weaklings will definitely be the first to be eaten by zombies in the end of the world. (This is not the end of the world, why do you all have this problem? -_-|||)
"Why are there so many monsters?" Young Master Gu asked his eldest brother loudly.
Young Master Gu said, "Don't ask anymore, call the imperial physician first."
The instructor held a human-faced lizard and blew a bamboo whistle to test it, testing the length and pitch of the sound one by one.
"Are we going somewhere else?" Jiang Zhuojun asked Mr. Gu.
"Your Majesty?" Young Master Gu shouted while pinching Emperor Xianzong's philtrum.
Xianzong was awakened by his own prime minister pinching his Ren Zhong point.
Seeing that Xianzong opened his eyes, the people surrounding him breathed a sigh of relief.
Gu Ershao said: "Your Majesty, how do you feel now?"
Xianzong said: "I seem to have seen a monster again just now."
Hey guys... you didn't just pretend you saw it, you really saw it!
"I think I even caught one with my hands," Xianzong continued dreamily.
"You did catch it just now," the instructor replied in a robotic voice from behind.
Xianzong sat up from the couch at once, pushed Gu Ershao, who was blocking his view, aside, glared at the instructor and said, "There really is such a person!"
The instructor's mouth twitched. Did he think this guy was a fictional character?
Xianzong looked down and saw little monsters all over the ground and a man covered in blood. "What's going on?" Xianzong asked Master Gu.
Young Master Gu said, "Your Majesty, this man is the lizard breeder that Master Yu caught. He carries these little lizards on his body."
Xianzong stared at the man in white on the ground for a long time and said, "Are all the people in the Eternal Life Temple monsters?"
The instructor said, "Did you notice? These lizards don't bite him."
Li Luo looked at the instructor curiously and said, "These monsters don't look like they want to bite anyone right now."
The instructor blew a bamboo whistle.
The crowd did not hear the whistle, but the little lizards on the ground immediately started to move again, their heads and tails shaking. Some wanted to come to the Xianzong, and some wanted to rush to the instructor, but they were restrained by the wind and could not move. The Xianzong also found that no human-faced lizard was going to the man in white.
The instructor took another look at the carvings on the mouthpiece of the bamboo whistle, raised his hand and grabbed the man in white again.
The man in white had both his eyes blinded by the instructor, so he couldn't see anything. He had also lost too much blood and was in a daze. He was caught by the instructor and didn't know how to struggle. He was like a lamb to be slaughtered.
Gu Dashao guessed, "Does he have something that can repel lizards?"
"He's naked," said Second Young Master Gu, "where else can he hide anything?"
The instructor sniffed his nose. Aside from the smell of blood, there seemed to be another smell on this person. The instructor couldn't describe what the smell was, but it was better than the smell of a zombie.
"Speak," the instructor shook the man in white and said, "Tell the truth and I will stop your bleeding."
The man in white opened his mouth, saliva dripping from the corners of his mouth, but he remained silent.
"Pretty strong," the instructor muttered.
"Do you want to order someone to torture me?" Xianzong asked the instructor.
The instructor shook his head, and decisively cut a wound on the body of the man in white. He caught the man's blood with his hands and sprinkled it towards the place where the human-faced lizards gathered.
The lizards let go one after another, leaving the place where the blood was dripping.
The instructor smelled the blood on his hands. Now he was sure that it was a smell similar to that of Chinese medicine, which he had smelled on Gu Xinglang.
The instructor threw the man in white to the ground again, with his face burned by fire facing Xianzong.
His Majesty Xianzong shuddered.
"Insect," the instructor said, shaking the blood off his hands.
Young Master Gu quickly asked, "He's been poisoned?"
The instructor was stunned and said, "First, tell me what a person who is poisoned looks like?"
Gu Ershao said: "There is a worm in the brain."
The instructor lowered his eyes to look at the man in white on the ground and moved his fingers.
The head of the man in white was crushed by the wind, and brain tissue and blood splattered all over the ground.
Xianzong felt uncomfortable in his stomach and wanted to vomit.
"There are no bugs," the instructor confirmed as he glanced at the man in white's head.
"What did Master Yu mean by the poisonous insect?" asked Young Master Gu.
The instructor said, "He smells like a poisonous insect."
"Body fluids?" Jiang Zhuojun said.
The instructor shook his head and said, "I don't know. I don't know much about Gu."
Everyone..., you don't understand, but you are so cruel!
The instructor sat and thought for a while, then said to Jiang Zhuojun, "Xiao Jiang, bring that basin over here."
Jiang Zhuojun looked at the copper basin that the instructor was pointing at, walked over, and brought the copper basin to the instructor.
The instructor placed the copper basin at his feet and lifted up the body of the man in white. Soon, the copper basin was filled with half of the man's blood.
"Is this blood useful?" Jiang Zhuojun asked the instructor, not afraid of seeing this scene.
The instructor said, "I don't know. Let's collect it first. What if it's useful?"
Xianzong said tremblingly: "I, can I go out for some fresh air?"
The instructor raised his eyes to look at Xianzong and said, "Are you afraid of seeing blood?"
Xianzong wanted to admit it, but as the instructor was staring at him, the emperor suddenly felt too ashamed to admit it.
"How can Xiaoxiao live with you if you are like this?" The instructor smacked his lips and said, "Did she kill someone and you are standing there crying?"
"Xiaoxiao, oh that's not right, Linglong doesn't kill people," Xianzong said hurriedly.
The instructor laughed, and his voice sounded cold. The little bastard was born in the end times, and he didn't know that humans also have good and bad sides, and it was normal not to kill people.
When Xianzong heard the instructor laughing, he became even more nervous and asked, "You, what do you mean?"
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