The army drillmaster Yu Xiaoxiao (玉小小) [aka “Little Jade”] transmigrated from a zombie apocalypse world into the body of the eldest imperial princess. On her first day, she got hitched to young Gen...
"Let me think about it," Gu Xinglang said to Xiao Wei. Young Master Gu, who grew up in a military camp, really had no idea what his wife liked besides eating.
After Young Master Gu left, the candy shop owner's business became miserable. Yu Xiaoxiao even bargained for him, but in the end she only bought a pound of pine nut candy with a pinch of salt. Considering that the old man and the old lady were old, the princess also bought a pound of cloud cake that was suitable for the teeth of the elderly.
The proprietress had just lost a big business deal, and she felt both heartache and pain, but businessmen are all discerning people. Although Yu Xiaoxiao was dressed simply and plainly, without even a piece of jewelry on her, the proprietress knew from the way Gu Xingnuo, Gu Xinglang, and the guards were dressed that she could not afford to offend this group of customers.
When Yu Xiaoxiao left the old candy shop carrying pine nut candy and cloud cake, Gu Xinglang and Xiaozhuang Xiaowei had not returned yet. Yu Xiaoxiao took the guards to the craftsman's workshop on the north side of the street to look for them, but they didn't see the three.
The chief guard said, "Princess, why don't we go look for him on the street?"
Yu Xiaoxiao tiptoed to look at the street. There were pedestrians all over the street, some walking, some riding sedans, and some riding horses. She couldn't see any trace of Gu Xinglang and his friends. "Go and look for them," Yu Xiaoxiao took out money and gave it to the chief guard, saying, "If you see something you want to eat, just buy it and eat it." It's one thing to value money, but you can't let your friends drool at the food but can't eat it, right? Xiaozhuang has been shouting that he and Xiaowei are poor and can't even afford to marry a wife. These two brothers are royal service personnel. Xiaozhuang and Xiaowei are poor, so these people who work in the service of the Gu family must be even poorer. It's too sad to have no money to eat! (What a beautiful misunderstanding. ==)
The captain of the guards was very surprised and touched when he received the money Yu Xiaoxiao gave him. The Gu family had always treated them very well, but it was unusual for a host to give money to their guards.
"Go ahead," Yu Xiaoxiao waved to the chief guard and said, "Eat whatever you want."
The captain of the guards left two guards behind to protect Yu Xiaoxiao, and he left with his men.
Yu Xiaoxiao looked at the food stalls on the street, licked her lips, rubbed her fists, and said to the two guards, "Let's go eat."
The two guards followed Yu Xiaoxiao into the crowd on the street. While looking at a stall selling candy figurines, they realized that they had lost the princess. Tears!
Yu Xiaoxiao walked from the north end of the street to the south end, and then walked east from the south end. Finally, when she passed by a stall selling pork, Her Royal Highness the Princess could not move. The pig heads cooked in the big pot smelled so delicious!
The boss was a middle-aged man, still shirtless in the autumn, holding a meat knife in his hand, his hands were covered with lard, shiny and greasy, looking majestic. Seeing Yu Xiaoxiao staring at his stall, although her face was expressionless, it was a fact that Her Royal Highness the Princess was a beauty, the boss took in his stomach, straightened his waist, and said, "Miss, what do you want to buy?"
Yu Xiaoxiao praised the boss: "What a man!"
The boss had never heard of anyone praising someone like this, but he liked the term "real man", especially when it came from a pretty girl. The real man boss immediately said to Yu Xiao: "Miss, tell me what you want, and I'll sell it to you at a low price!"
"I want to eat this!" Yu Xiaoxiao pointed at the pig's head cooking in the big pot.
The boss said, "Okay, how much do you want?" Holding up the meat knife, the boss was ready to cut the pig's head for Yu Xiaoxiao.
Yu Xiaoxiao smacked her lips, swallowed back the excessive saliva in her mouth, and said, "I want one."
The boss said, "Okay, what, what? How much do you want?"
Yu Xiaoxiao stared at the pig's head and said, "One, I want this pig's head!"
The smile on the boss's face froze. Seeing that the girl had no family members following her, did she think that she was going to carry the braised pig's head home by herself?
"How much?" Yu Xiaoxiao asked the boss while looking at the pig's head. She was so lucky that no one came to buy such delicious pork!
The boss said, "Miss, do you want to buy a whole one?"
"Well," Yu Xiao: "A whole one!"
If a customer wants to buy it, the boss can't refuse to sell it, so he took the big pig's head out of the big iron pot. The boss took a look at it and compared it. Not only is it bigger than Yu Xiaoxiao's face, the pig's head is even thicker than the girl's waist!
Seeing such a big braised pig's head appear in front of her, Yu Xiaoxiao was filled with happiness. This pig's head was enough for her to hold and chew on for a whole day!
"This girl wants to buy a whole pig's head?" An aunt who came to buy pork looked at the pig's head on the chopping board, then looked at Yu Xiaoxiao, and asked in disbelief.
Yu Xiaoxiao immediately became alert and said to the auntie, "I'll buy this!"
The aunt shuddered when she saw Yu Xiaoxiao's expressionless face. The look in the little girl's eyes when she was protecting her food was so scary, as if she was going to rush up and bite her!
The boss found a large piece of oil paper and wrapped the pig's head for Yu Xiaoxiao. He really charged Yu Xiaoxiao only two-thirds of the money for the pig's head, and gave Yu Xiaoxiao two meat bones. He said to Yu Xiaoxiao: "Take it home and make soup. It's delicious."
Yu Xiaoxiao smiled this time, her eyebrows curved, and said, "Uncle boss, you are a good person."
The girl with a paralyzed face was a beauty, and her eyebrows were bent with laughter, which made the real man boss love this girl even more. Even though this girl was holding a big pig head that was thicker than her body, the boss felt that this was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. "My name is Niu Da," the boss said to Yu Xiao: "Miss, if you come to me to buy meat in the future, I will buy it for you at a low price."
"Okay, okay," Yu Xiaoxiao nodded quickly and said, "My name is Yu Xiaoxiao, Uncle Niu, see you later."
Niu the Butcher watched Yu Xiaoxiao walk away with the pig's head in her arms. If he didn't have to look after his meat stall, Niu the Butcher would have taken the pig's head home for Yu Xiaoxiao.
The person next to him said, "Is this girl's last name Yu?"
Niu Da said: "Yes, her name is," Oh, that's not right, but Niu Da the butcher realized. How many people in his Fengtian could have the surname Yu?
"Which prince's family does it belong to?" someone guessed.
Everyone looked at this person like an idiot. Is it possible that a princess would go to the street alone to buy a pig's head?
Yu Xiaoxiao had no idea what kind of "legend" she had left for the neighbors on Nanpu Street this time. She ran all the way holding the pig's head, and then realized that this was not the world she lived in before. No one would snatch food from her, so the princess found an empty alley and sat down. The pig's head meat was so delicious that Yu Xiaoxiao decided to take a few bites of it before taking it home.
"Pighead!"
When Yu Xiaoxiao was choosing the first part of the pig's head to bite, two men stopped in front of her. Yu Xiaoxiao looked up at the two men, one with patches on his clothes, one younger, the other with a scruffy beard, and their eyes sparkled when they saw the pig's head in her arms.
Oh my god! Yu Xiaoxiao was shocked. Are there humans in this world who steal meat?
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