Heroic Wife Reborn

The army drillmaster Yu Xiaoxiao (玉小小) [aka “Little Jade”] transmigrated from a zombie apocalypse world into the body of the eldest imperial princess. On her first day, she got hitched to young Gen...

3 Useless Dad

As soon as Emperor Xianzong entered the room, he saw his daughter pick up his beloved concubine from the couch and throw her out of the window like a dead dog. Emperor Xianzong was stunned. Who can explain to him what is going on?

Concubine Zhao flew into the air and saw two sparrows flying past her. Without making a sound, her eyes rolled back and she fainted.

The sound of a heavy object falling into the water soon spread into the large room on the third floor.

After a moment of silence inside and outside the building, panicked shouts of people were heard from outside the building.

"Ah, Concubine Zhao fell into the water!"

"Ahh, help!"

"Ahhh, Concubine Zhao has sunk to the bottom of the pond!"

Xianzong came to his senses, rushed to the window in two steps, looked at the pool downstairs, and suddenly began to shiver. What did he just see?

Yu Xiaoxiao frowned in annoyance. She had made a mistake. When she was carrying Concubine Zhao, she had forgotten that there was a pond outside the window.

"Hurry," Xianzong shouted to his attendants from the window, "Follow me downstairs!"

"You want to go downstairs?" Before the palace guards, palace servants and eunuchs responded, Yu Xiaoxiao came to the side of Emperor Xianzong and asked.

Xianzong said: "I want to go downstairs to see my beloved concubine!"

"Okay, I'll take you down," Yu Xiaoxiao pulled Xianzong's collar and jumped out of the half-open window with her father in this life.

Everyone in the house...

When Emperor Xianzong landed on the ground, several eunuchs fished Concubine Zhao out of the pond. Emperor Xianzong was so focused on Concubine Zhao that he didn't think about himself. He asked the eunuchs loudly, "How is she?!"

Before the eunuchs could speak, Yu Xiaoxiao said, "Not dead."

"Then why is she foaming at the mouth?" asked Xianzong.

Soldiers living in the end times are good at treating external injuries. After all, not all doctors can become soldiers, and it is more feasible for soldiers to study medicine. Looking at Concubine Zhao who was foaming at the mouth, Yu Xiaoxiao was embarrassed. She had no problem treating external injuries, but this person should have an internal medicine disease. After thinking for a while, Her Royal Highness gave an uncertain answer: "Epilepsy?"

The eunuchs who were supporting Concubine Zhao wanted to yell at the royal father and daughter. They said, "She is so scared! Haven't you seen people trembling like this? What kind of father and daughter are they?" They almost threw someone to death. Now the victim is frightened and foaming at the mouth. You still have the mood to watch and talk nonsense? Is it difficult to find an imperial physician?

"Your Majesty," the chief eunuch Jingzhong flew down from the third floor, ran to the front of Emperor Xianzong, and asked with a pale face, "Are you okay?"

Xianzong said angrily: "What can happen to me? It's Concubine Zhao who has problems now!"

Chief Steward Jing looked up at the small building behind him.

Xianzong was stunned for a moment, followed Jingzhong to look at the small building, and suddenly said: "Hey? How did I get down here?"

Jingzhong pointed at Yu Xiaoxiao cautiously.

Xianzong's brain, which had always been used for eating, drinking and having fun, finally remembered that he was dragged by his own daughter to jump off the building! "This is impossible," Xianzong muttered to himself. This must be because he got up the wrong way today.

Within a hundred miles of the Book Pavilion, no one was heard. Everyone stared at Princess Linglong with wooden faces and stiff bodies. Taking the emperor to jump off a building for fun? How brave is this person?

"Princess, do you want to die?" A secret guard whispered to his companions in secret.

The companion who was calm and steady and good at grasping the main issues said, "When did she learn martial arts?" Even their secret guards were unable to stop her. How could Her Royal Highness the Princess become a peerless master overnight?

"I heard that the princess fell ill due to the death of the queen."

Can a person become a peerless master by being sick? The secret guard looked at his stupid companion expressionlessly. If that was the case, they should just get sick. Why did they still work so hard and practice martial arts at the cost of their lives?

"You pulled me to jump down?" In the silence, Emperor Xianzong asked his daughter.

Yu Xiaoxiao nodded.

"What do you want to do?" asked Xianzong.

Yu Xiao: "It's faster to go downstairs this way."

"nonsense!"

"I never lie," this is the truth. Yu Xiaoxiao didn't lie. Zombies can't even speak human language. Who is she lying to? Her human companions? Don't be silly. The race is almost extinct. Who would be so stupid as to kill each other?

When he thought that he might die just now, Xianzong broke out in a cold sweat. He pointed his finger at Yu Linglong and said, "Someone come!"

Everyone held their breath, the emperor was going to kill the girl.

Yu Xiaoxiao didn't feel the tension in the atmosphere, and pointed at Concubine Zhao and asked Emperor Xianzong: "What about your concubine?"

Concubine? Xianzong pointed at Yu Xiaoxiao's hand and began to tremble, "Concubine? You said she is my concubine?"

"What is she then?"

"She is my beloved concubine!"

"Isn't a concubine just a concubine?" Yu Xiaoxiao was a little angry. Was this bullying her, a person in the last days with no culture?

"Catch her for me!" Xianzong jumped up and shouted.

Yu Linglong sighed secretly. If her father had a little intelligence and potential, his daughter would not have become a pervert. Therefore, the tragedy of the cruel empress's life was due to having such a useless father.

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