The army drillmaster Yu Xiaoxiao (玉小小) [aka “Little Jade”] transmigrated from a zombie apocalypse world into the body of the eldest imperial princess. On her first day, she got hitched to young Gen...
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This word made the still naive Gu Xinglang ponder for a long time. When he figured it out without any instruction, he looked down at his wife's cherry-like mouth. The fire in Gu Shao's body suddenly ignited. This was very exciting.
Yu Xiaoxiao was sleeping soundly in Gu Xinglang's arms at this time. I don't know if she was still thinking about food in her dreams, because she smacked her lips from time to time.
What can Gu Shao do when he encounters a wife who only cares about burning but not destroying things? There is no other way except to endure it.
After dawn the next day, the long-lost sun appeared in the sky. The sunlight began to melt the snow, and the icicles under the eaves dripped down, dripping, like a drizzle in the sun.
Gu Xinglang and Yu Xiaoxiao split up. Gu Xinglang went to bid farewell to Madam Xu, while Yu Xiaoxiao went into the palace to discuss the issue of Yu Yi with Emperor Xianzong.
Xianzong came out of the morning court with dark circles under his eyes. He looked at his daughter standing in front of him again and said with a headache, "Why are you here again? Are you here to talk to me about life again?"
Yu Xiao: "No."
Xianzong said, "If you don't want to talk about life, what are you doing here?"
"In fact, there is nothing much for us to talk about in life." Yu Xiaoxiao had already thought about this question seriously, and said to Xianzong: "Father, I think our life pursuits are different."
Xianzong picked up the teacup and poured tea into his stomach. This was the price of being a wise ruler! His daughter slept until dawn and came to the palace after eating and drinking. What about him? As an emperor, he went to bed in the middle of the night and got up before dawn. He drank a few mouthfuls of porridge and went to court. Thinking about the pile of "broken" things on hand, Xianzong was very sad!
Yu Xiaoxiao watched her tyrant father drinking water, then she reached out and took a piece of dessert and swallowed most of it in one gulp.
Xianzong drank half of the water and said to Yuxiao: "Linglong, father is in a difficult situation."
Yu Xiao: "Are you in trouble again?"
"Today, a minister told me that if we want to give the people a chance to breathe, we have to reduce taxes."
“Oh, then you’ve lost weight.”
"If we don't collect taxes, Mo Wen will come with his men to attack us. Your father has no money, so how can we fight this war?"
This question is worth Yu Xiaoxiao's deep thought. After sitting opposite Xianzong and thinking for a long time, Yu Xiaoxiao asked Xianzong: "Do you really have no money?"
Xianzong said: "Your father just gave out a large sum of money!"
"Is there such a thing?" Yu Xiaoxiao stared.
"Birthday gift," Xianzong looked at Yu Xiaoxiao worriedly. Will his daughter's brain ever get better?
"Then we should send less?" Yu Xiaoxiao said immediately: "I heard from Xiao Gu that there are more than 60 boxes."
Xianzong's heart was bleeding, but he still shook his head at Yu Xiaoxiao and said, "This gift is considered small. If it is any smaller, father is afraid that Li Xiaoyuan will make things difficult for you when you and your husband go to Zhuque."
Yu Xiaoxiao slapped the table and said, "Sixty boxes of gifts are not enough? Is this old man named Xiao greedy? How does the idiom say that?"
Xianzong sighed and said, "I am greedy."
"Yes, how can this old man be so greedy?"
Xianzong then sighed and said, "Who made Fengtian a small country? The ancestors did not live up to their expectations, so what can their descendants do?"
Yu Xiaoxiao asked, "Dad, when will you celebrate your 50th birthday?"
Xianzong looked at his naive and silly daughter. When he celebrated his 50th birthday, would the rulers of the five countries give him expensive gifts? What kind of dream was this? "Linglong," Xianzong said to Yuxiao, "We are the Fengtian Kingdom, not Zhuri, not the Eternal Life Temple."
Yu Xiaoxiao had a paralyzed face and puffed up her cheeks.
Xianzong was surprised to find his daughter so cute, and then he slapped himself, thinking about his daughter's killing, he must have read too many memorials and got eye disease. Xianzong took the teacup and started to fill it with water. Every time he talked to his daughter, it was a torture.
Yu Xiaoxiao slapped the table and said to Xianzong: "Dad, sooner or later I will unify the world!"
puff--
Xianzong spit out tea.
The country's weakness made people unhappy, and in a bad mood, Yu Xiaoxiao ate a whole plate of snacks by herself.
Xianzong poured a glass of water for his daughter and said, "Linglong, father knows that you are a great martial artist, but before you unify the world, let's make sure that our country does not perish."
So sad!
Yu Xiaoxiao started to eat her second plate of snacks. It was such a tragedy that she had such a useless father!
Xianzong drank another half pot of tea and felt like he was about to pee. Then he remembered to ask Yu Xiaoxiao: "By the way, what on earth do you want to see me about? Do you want to eat some snacks in the palace?"
The secret guards who were protecting Emperor Xianzong all breathed a sigh of relief. The emperor finally brought the topic back to the topic and would not appear again. The tragedy of talking about life with the princess and then leaving the palace together to go to the pavilion would not happen again.
Yu Xiao: "For Xiao Qi."
"Oh," Xianzong understood, and asked, "What did the prince consort tell you when he returned?"
Yu Xiaoxiao was not without thoughts. She wiped the snack crumbs from her mouth and said, "What does this have to do with Xiao Gu?"
Xianzong said in a very friendly manner: "Okay, it has nothing to do with your little Gu. What do you think?"
"Xiaoqi, let's go back to the palace. I'm afraid he will die in the palace before he grows up," Yu Xiaoxiao said honestly.
Xianzong glared, "Are you saying that your father can't protect Xiaoqi?"
Yu Xiao: "Dad, you still need someone to protect you."
"I am the emperor!" Xianzong slammed the table.
Yu Xiaoxiao raised her hand and pointed to a corner on the left, saying, "There's a secret guard standing there."
Xianzong's tears, giving him a little respect as an emperor, is this a very difficult thing? Is it impossible to ascend to heaven?
The secret guard was also in tears. He had hidden so well, how could the princess still find him?
Yu Xiao: "Dad, do you think you can let Xiao Qi enjoy the same treatment as you?"
Xianzong said, "I can." Isn't it just sending secret guards to guard Xiaoqi day and night? He didn't want to save face, so he arranged secret guards for Xiaoqi. What's wrong with that?
Yu Xiaoxiao said, "So what if we are treated the same? Dad, you are an adult. When you encounter danger, you can shout, run, and even roll on the ground to beg for mercy. Xiaoqi can't even speak yet. What will he do when he encounters danger?"
Rolling on the ground begging for mercy?
Xianzong frowned and had a headache.
The secret guards asked themselves, what did Her Royal Highness the Princess say just now? Haha, they have already forgotten.
"I'll take Xiao Qi to Zhuque," Yu Xiao said, "Isn't it said that reading ten thousand books is not as good as traveling ten thousand miles? I heard the teacher in the study room say that the other day."
"That's enough," Xianzong stared at Yu Xiaoxiao. How old is Xiaoqi? He's still talking. What the hell is he reading? Can't you find a better excuse? At least give him a way out? Damn!
A note to readers
The fourth update is here. Thank you for your support to Meiguo, all of you are happy. Thank you.
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