The army drillmaster Yu Xiaoxiao (玉小小) [aka “Little Jade”] transmigrated from a zombie apocalypse world into the body of the eldest imperial princess. On her first day, she got hitched to young Gen...
Yu Xiaoxiao carried Emperor Xianzong and walked out of the Ministry of War. Gu Xinglang and his secret guards could not stop them. In the end, Imperial Master Chengguan stopped Yu Xiaoxiao and asked, "Princess, why are you bringing His Majesty into the palace?"
"Go find that woman," Yu Xiao said, "I want to see how beautiful Miss Qiu is!"
After hearing what Yu Xiaoxiao said, Imperial Master Chengguan looked at Gu Xinglang and said, "Let the princess bring His Majesty into the palace."
"Chengguan!" Xianzong was furious and started to curse.
"You still have the nerve to scold others?" Yu Xiaoxiao raised her hand and slapped him.
Seeing two lines of blood flowing out of Xianzong's nostrils, a secret guard shouted, "Blood!"
"Do you have anything else to say?" Yu Xiaoxiao asked Xianzong.
Xianzong sniffed. He also wished that Concubine Qiu would die, but he was more worried that his daughter would kill him after killing Concubine Qiu. This unfilial daughter knocked down an entire room with one slap, so how difficult would it be to kill him?
Gu Xinglang said, "Princess, please stop the bleeding for the emperor first." If his father-in-law continued to bleed from the nose all the way to the palace, then there would be no need for his wife to do anything, and the father-in-law would just bleed to death, right?
Xianzong wiped the blood from his nose and smeared it all over his face, and said to Yuxiao: "Why don't you go back to the mansion to take a look?"
Yu Xiaoxiao frowned and said, "What do you mean?"
Imperial Master Chengguan hurriedly said, "The old lady and the others are now imprisoned in the imperial palace by Zhao Qiuming."
Xianzong was confused and asked, "Why not the Dali Temple?"
Yu Xiao: "Yes, why not the Dali Temple? You have to ask Zhao Qiu Ming."
Imperial Master Chengguan said to Gu Xinglang, "Prince Consort, I still have 3,000 imperial guards that can be mobilized. Please take them to the Imperial Palace." Imperial Master Chengguan felt that with the help of someone like Her Royal Highness the Princess, they should be able to capture Zhao Qiu Ming in one fell swoop.
Yu Xiao: "Imperial Guards? They can't even guard the gates, why did Xiao Gu bring them to the Imperial Palace? To clean the place?!"
Just then, three imperial guards generals arrived in full armor...
"You, you can't say that," Xianzong wanted to speak for the imperial guards.
Yu Xiao: "Then what should I say? No cleaning, planting flowers? Oh, by the way, it was your Beauty Qiu who opened the palace gate, the imperial guards are innocent."
Xianzong is in tears. Can we not talk about this anymore?
"Generals, please come forward," Imperial Master Chengguan called upon the three generals.
The three generals of the imperial guards walked forward a few steps and looked at the emperor who was being held in the hands of Her Royal Highness the Princess. This image was too hurtful to the eyes, wasn't it?
"Prince Consort," Imperial Master Chengguan called out to Gu Xinglang again. At this time, the Imperial Master felt that the emperor and the princess were an unreliable father and daughter, and he had to rely on Gu Xinglang.
Gu Xinglang looked at his wife, then at his father-in-law, and sighed without daring to speak. He said to Yu Xiao, "Princess, you and His Majesty go capture Lady Qiu, and I'll take people to rescue Grandmother and the others."
"Take Zhao Qiu Ming by the way," Yu Xiao said.
Xianzong said again with a sly smile: "Do you think Zhao Qiu Ming is so easy to catch?"
"Yes," Yu Xiao said, "There is no Miss Qiu by Zhao Qiu Ming's side."
"You," Xianzong said angrily, "I order you not to mention this matter again, and you are not allowed to laugh at me."
"Haha," Yu Xiao: "Beautiful Qiu."
"This is my will!"
"Haha, beautiful lady Qiu."
"You are an unfilial daughter!"
"What? If she doesn't open the door, are you still going to let that woman be my stepmother? Do you still want me to be filial to her?"
"I am not planning to appoint another queen."
"hehe."
"I said, you are not allowed to do that."
"hehe"
…
No one present wanted to see this father and daughter again. Zhao Qiuming was still in the imperial palace, and half of Fengjing City was still in the hands of the rebels. Was this the time to quarrel? Listen to what this father and daughter are arguing about. What on earth does fighting the rebels have to do with establishing a queen? Ah hey!
No one dared to offend Xianzong and Yu Xiaoxiao, and they all stared at Gu Xinglang.
Gu Xinglang was now getting troubled by this father and daughter. One of them was foul-mouthed and the other could kill someone with just a wave of her hand. When they got together, their lethality to others was too great.
"Because of you, I'm still hungry!" Yu Xiaoxiao shouted angrily at Xianzong: "Give me back my roast duck!"
Xianzong looked like he was not afraid of death at all. He swayed in Yu Xiaoxiao's hand and said, "Did I say I would treat you to roast duck? I raised you to this age, and I still owe you roast duck?!"
"Fuck!" Yu Xiaoxiao was furious and raised her hand to kill Xianzong.
"Princess!" Gu Xinglang saw his wife pinching her father-in-law's neck, and hurriedly ran up to hold Yu Xiaoxiao's hand and said, "Let's talk it out."
"Yu Linglong, do you want to kill the king?!" Xianzong shouted.
"Kill your sister!" Yu Xiaoxiao threw Xianzong to the ground and raised her leg to kick him.
"Princess, let's not do anything," Gu Xinglang held Yu Xiaoxiao and turned around in a circle.
"Oh, Your Majesty!" Everyone was stunned for a moment, then rushed forward together to support Emperor Xianzong.
"You stupid idiot..."
"Xiaoxiao!" Gu Xinglang called Yu Xiaoxiao in a low voice, and raised his hand to cover Yu Xiaoxiao's mouth again.
"You are an unfilial person..."
“Your Majesty!” Imperial Master Chengguan looked at Emperor Xianzong with a sullen face. Is this never going to end?
Xianzong raised his hand and wiped his face, and blood flowed down his hand.
"Imperial Physician!" a general of the imperial guards shouted.
"I feel dizzy," Xianzong said, covering his nose.
The leader of the secret guards hurriedly took a handkerchief to wipe the blood off Xianzong's face, but the more he wiped, the more blood appeared.
Xianzong had never suffered such a "serious" injury in his life. He was a little dumbfounded at the moment and said, "Am I seriously injured?" In the end, Zhao Qiumin didn't kill him, but he was killed by his own daughter?
The leader of the secret guards froze his hand as he was wiping Xianzong's face. It was just a nosebleed, this wouldn't be considered a serious injury, right?
Yu Xiaoxiao said to Gu Xinglang at this time: "I promise not to do it again."
Only then did Gu Xinglang let Yu Xiaoxiao go and hugged his wife in front of everyone. This behavior actually challenged Young Master Gu's outlook on life.
"Why hasn't the imperial physician come yet?" Xianzong asked loudly while sitting on the ground.
Yu Xiaoxiao walked up to Xianzong.
Xianzong immediately wanted to use his secret guard leader as a shield and said, "You, what else do you want?"
"Give it to me," Yu Xiaoxiao stretched out her hand to the leader of the secret guards.
The leader of the secret guards had a blood-stained handkerchief in his hand. He looked at the handkerchief, then at Yu Xiaoxiao, and handed it over.
The handkerchief was not big, so Yu Xiaoxiao tore it into two pieces, rolled them into two pieces, and stuffed them into each nostril, one for each of Xianzong's nostrils.
The big guys..., the Emperor with a cloth ball stuffed in one of his nostrils, the picture was so beautiful that they didn't dare to look at it.
"You want to see a doctor just because you have a nosebleed?" Yu Xiaoxiao lifted Xianzong up and said, "What if you go to the battlefield? Are you waiting for the country to be destroyed?"
Xianzong (#‵′)凸, he has so many warriors, why does he have to go to the battlefield? !
A note to readers:
The first update is here.