The army drillmaster Yu Xiaoxiao (玉小小) [aka “Little Jade”] transmigrated from a zombie apocalypse world into the body of the eldest imperial princess. On her first day, she got hitched to young Gen...
Gui Ning asked Gu Xinglang: "Why would the princess talk to monsters?"
Gu Xinglang said expressionlessly: "Because the princess likes to talk to monsters."
Xiao Wei said: "Fifth Prince, this is a person, but he is missing a layer of skin."
Gu Xingyan said: "Fifth Prince, look at it more often, and you will get used to it after seeing it more."
Gui Ning looked at the people standing next to him, then at the three people locked in the cage, and then at the people locked in another cage who had not made a sound until now. Prince Gui Wu suddenly discovered that Fengtian was a magical place. From the emperor and princesses to the ministers and criminals, none of them were normal people!
Yu Xiaoxiao turned around and said to Gui Ning: "Artist, tell me what you think. What do you think?"
Gui Ning asked: "What exactly is an artist?"
Yu Xiaoxiao frowned. There is no such title as artist in this world?
Second Young Master Gu said, "Don't worry, Fifth Prince. This artist is definitely not an actor."
Guining..., isn't this guy really just trying to cover up something?
"Whatever you want to say," Yu Xiao said, "artist, tell us what you are going to do."
Guining said: "Princess, I am Guining."
Yu Xiao: "I know your name is Guining. Tell me, artist, what do you think?"
Gu Xinglang said: "Fifth Prince, if this world fell into Mo Wen's hands, Shanshui might not be what it is today."
Gui Ning asked Yu Xiaoxiao and Gu Xinglang, "What do you want me to do?"
At this moment, Yu Xiaoxiao heard a sound from the iron cage beside her. When she turned her head to look, she saw that the skinless monster she had captured from Hua Mansion had actually opened the iron cage.
The cage pillars, which were as thick as an adult man's arm, were bent, and a big hole was broken in the iron cage.
When Guining saw this scene, he opened his mouth and screamed.
The Second Young Master Gu, the Third Young Master Gu, and Xiao Wei didn't react at all. With Her Royal Highness the Princess around, why should they panic?
The skinless man came out of the iron cage and smiled at Yu Xiaoxiao.
Yu Xiaoxiao didn't do anything either, and said, "Do you really want to die?"
The skinless man moved and came towards Guining.
Gui Ning felt that in the blink of an eye, the monster was standing in front of him. Resisting the urge to scream, Prince Gui Wu looked around him. The Gu brothers and the little guard who took him out of the Fengtian Palace retreated together! What about the guest of honor? Is this how these people treat guests?
The skinless man looked at Gui Ning and laughed, and this laugh was enough to give Gui Ning nightmares for the rest of his life.
Prince Guiwu closed his eyes, and he finally understood why he didn't want to stay in this Prince Consort's Mansion. It turned out that when he stood in front of the gate, no, when he saw Princess Linglong, the gods told him that he would die at the hands of this princess!
Xiao Wei was struggling in the back and asked, "Are we just going to ignore the Fifth Prince?"
Young Master Gu said, "He won't die, so why are you worrying? Wei, I'm going back to my hometown this time, so why don't you come with me? Let's go to the army and earn some military merit to get a wife and children. What do you think?"
Xiao Wei..., seeing that Prince Guiwu is about to die, Second Young Master, are you now going to talk to me about the future? !
Gu Xinglang glanced at his second brother and said, "Second brother, let's talk about this after Xiao Wei gets married."
Gu Xingyan said: "Have you decided on a date for Xiao Wei's wedding?"
Gu Xinglang asked Xiao Wei: "Have you discussed this with Miss Jiang?"
Xiao Wei pointed at Gui Ning and the skinless monster and said anxiously, "Prince Consort, Second Young Master, should we take care of this matter first? If something happens to the Fifth Prince, the First Young Master will definitely be angry."
Guining..., these three guys speak more hurtfully than the other! Is protecting him just to prevent Prime Minister Gu from getting angry? !
The skinless monster raised its hand and attacked Gui Ning.
Gui Ning closed his eyes and waited for a long time, but he didn't feel the pain before death that he imagined. When Prince Gui Wu opened his eyes again, he saw Yu Xiaoxiao holding the monster and standing in front of him. Gui Ning immediately closed his eyes again. He still didn't want to see this scene!
"Kill me!" the skinless man whispered to Yu Xiaoxiao.
Yu Xiaoxiao threw the skinless man into the ground and said, "Since you don't want to stay in the cage, then you can stay in the ground."
Except for the head, the entire body was deeply sunk into the ground. Without any external force, it was impossible for the skinless man to break free from the ground. Therefore, his struggle in the ground became weaker and weaker, and soon he stopped moving.
Yu Xiaoxiao looked at the other two skinless people in the cage.
The two of them stood in the cage. Although they had no skin and could not see their expressions, their body shapes and tightly closed mouths were telling Yu Xiaoxiao one thing: we are very honest. They can't die unless someone comes to burn them to ashes. Since they can't die, then staying in the cage is better than being planted in the ground, right?
"It's okay," Gu Xinglang bent down and said to Gui Ning.
Gui Ning murmured, "How can there be such a monster in the world?"
Yu Xiaoxiao turned around, looked down at Gui Ning and said, "What do you think?"
Gui Ning seemed not to have heard Yu Xiaoxiao's words and continued to mutter, "My father is actually teaming up with a monster?"
"Yes," Yu Xiao said, "Mo Wen is even more freakish than them."
Gui Ning then asked Yu Xiaoxiao a very naive and ignorant question: "Will Mo Wen turn everyone in the world into this?"
How is this possible? Yu Xiaoxiao looked at Gui Ning, then Mo Wen was not a monster, Mo Wen was a virus, or it was a poison gas bomb.
"Princess?" Gui Ning called Yu Xiaoxiao.
Yu Xiao: "It's hard to say."
Gui Ning said: "So this is possible?"
"Maybe that's not the case," Yu Xiaoxiao said honestly.
Guining fell silent again.
Yu Xiaoxiao, Gu Xinglang and the other two murmured, "What do you think he means by this?"
Gu Ershao said: "Were you frightened?"
Xiao Wei said, "I don't think he's very courageous."
Gu Xinglang said: "Let's give him some time to think about it. He has no intention of taking the throne. If we force him like this..."
"Princess, Xinglang?" Before Young Master Gu could finish his words, Gu Xingnuo's voice came from the steps.
Yu Xiaoxiao quickly responded, "Brother, we are here."
Gu Xingnuo walked down the stairs and saw Gui Ning lying on the ground. Young Master Gu's face darkened.
Second Young Master Gu knew his eldest brother's temper, so he quickly said, "The Fifth Prince is not dead."
Gu Xingnuo walked up to Gui Ning and called out to him, "Fifth Prince?"
Gui Ning raised his eyelids and looked at Gu Xingnuo, with a look of despair on his face.
Young Master Gu looked Gui Ning up and down and asked the four people standing there, "What's wrong with his feet?"
Before Yu Xiaoxiao could speak, Gu Xinglang said, "The Fifth Prince accidentally fell and broke his left ankle."
"Uh, yes," Gu Xingyan agreed, "He fell accidentally."
Back home..., why don't these two talk about the banana peel? !
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