Heroic Wife Reborn

The army drillmaster Yu Xiaoxiao (玉小小) [aka “Little Jade”] transmigrated from a zombie apocalypse world into the body of the eldest imperial princess. On her first day, she got hitched to young Gen...

967 Don't bother God, let's do it ourselves

"Oh," Yu Xiaoxiao and Gu Xinglang sighed, "It seems that carrying those four stones out was the right decision." God knows how many fish she missed because of this stone wall, and she even had to watch a turtle swim past her.

Gu Xinglang wanted to tell Yu Xiao that he would carve his name and alias on the stone wall. It was not because the people of the previous dynasty of this clan were not smart, but because this clan had never thought that one day this stone wall would be discovered by outsiders and taken out of the tunnel. Carving the name and alias together was also a way for the family to control the clan members. After all, when people go out and face the prosperous world, their hearts will change. Just seeing Yu Xiaoxiao's happy look at this moment, Gu Sanshao swallowed back the words that were on the tip of his tongue.

Yu Xiao: "Xiao Gu, how can these people be so stupid? It turns out that some people can die of stupidity!"

Gu Xinglang smiled at Yu Xiaoxiao and thought to himself, forget it, since it can make my wife happy, then let this tribe member be stupid.

Gu Shan said to Yu Xiao: "Princess, I actually figured it out on the way here. This trip was actually in vain."

"Oh?" Yu Xiao: "Why?"

Gu Shan said, "You were the one who brought that stone wall out, Princess. How could you not know that there was something wrong with the names on the stone wall? You must have known."

Yu Xiaoxiao..., she really didn't know that there were so many traditional Chinese characters on the stone that it was difficult for her to recognize them!

Gu Shan looked at Yu Xiaoxiao with sparkling eyes, and was full of admiration for Her Royal Highness the Princess.

Yu Xiaoxiao scratched her head and decided to skip this topic that would expose her illiterate nature. She asked Gu Shan, "Did my father ask you to deliver a message?"

Gu Shan nodded and said, "Yes, Princess."

Yu Xiaoxiao pursed her lips.

Gu Shan came to his senses and looked at Yu Xiao with great apology: "Princess, the emperor didn't let me bring any food here. I have it on me," Gu Shan touched his body and shook his head at Yu Xiaoxiao.

This little disappointment came and went quickly for Yu Xiaoxiao. Her Royal Highness invited Gu Shan and said, "I will prepare roasted rabbit and pheasant for you later. Do you want to go to the mountains with me and Xiao Gu?"

"Ah?" Gu Shan looked at his third young master. Shouldn't he capture the people from the Eternal Life Temple right now? Why was the princess still thinking about roasting rabbits and pheasants? Pheasants! Little Shanzi had three black lines on his forehead. Why did he capture pheasants?

Gu Xinglang shook his head at Yu Xiaoxiao and said to Gu Shan, "Go back and report to His Majesty that we have found the entrance to the underground cave. The princess hasn't found anyone in the cave yet. The princess and I will lead people into the cave to investigate."

Gu Shan asked doubtfully: "Third Young Master, since there is no one in the cave, why did you go in there?"

Yu Xiao: "Maybe those people ran far away?"

"Then," Gu Shan said, "Why do you want to roast rabbit and pheasant?"

Yu Xiao: "So I'll say it for a while. After we come out of the cave, we'll roast the rabbit and pheasant."

"Go," Gu Xinglang urged Gu Shan to leave. His wife was not in a hurry to eat at the moment, and if he continued talking, it would be difficult to protect her.

Gu Shan got on the horse and ran away.

Yu Xiaoxiao watched Gu Shan leave before pulling Gu Xinglang back and said to him, "I just don't understand why Mo Wen wanted to kill his son?"

Gu Xinglang was led by Yu Xiaoxiao to shuttle between the treetops and said, "That man may not be Mo Wen's son."

Yu Xiao: "That's also his relative."

Gu Xinglang thought about it and said to Yu Xiao: "Mo Wen seeks immortality. Since he is already immortal, how could he care about the inheritance of his offspring?"

Yu Xiao: "That person is dead, and he is the only one alive. Is this person happy?"

Gu Xinglang shook his head and smiled, saying, "Mo Wen doesn't care about human life, so if everyone in this world dies, what does it matter to him?"

"Mad man," Yu Xiaoxiao cursed.

Gu Xinglang said: "My eldest brother once said that people who are extremely treacherous and evil will not be tolerated by heaven."

Yu Xiaoxiao chuckled and said, "Let's not trouble Tiandao with this matter. Let us do it." If the Tiandao that the humans in this world often talk about were really useful, then how could Mo Wen have survived until now?

Gu Xinglang said: "Well, Xiaoxiao, you are right." Instead of believing that heaven will not tolerate evil people and that evil will be punished, it is better to believe in yourself.

When the young couple returned to the cave entrance, the boss and his gang had already prepared torches.

"Go into the cave," Yu Xiaoxiao was the first to walk into the cool and humid cave.

The eldest said, "Princess, should we mark the way along the way?"

Yu Xiao: "Okay, just draw a mark on the stone wall every three meters."

The eldest master asked, "What mark should be drawn then?"

Yu Xiao: "How should I know? You're a pirate, don't you know what to mark?"

Boss..., if we don't mention this, will this person die?

The group walked down the cave for about twenty meters before the road under their feet became horizontal.

"Be careful," Yu Xiaoxiao walked in front and warned the big bosses, "There are potholes ahead."

The boss and his group walked with their heads down. There were many strange rocks in the cave, and the water was above everyone's feet. The ground was bumpy and there was water, so it was extremely difficult to walk on this road.

After walking forward for about a quarter of an hour, Yu Xiaoxiao stopped.

The boss looked up and ahead, then he and his brothers gasped. There was a cliff in front of them. Standing at the edge, they couldn't see the bottom of the cliff. Standing where they were, the cliff face on the opposite side was more than thirty meters away.

"The suspension bridge was cut off," Gu Xinglang said, pointing to the cliff opposite.

On the opposite cliff, there is a small section of a suspension bridge hanging by ropes.

"Damn it," the big boss said, "someone from the Temple of Eternal Life must have come over and broken the bridge."

The second in command picked up a large stone and threw it to the bottom of the cliff. After everyone waited for half a cup of tea, they heard a very faint sound of a stone falling into the water.

A former pirate said, "There's water underneath."

The eldest brother glared at the brother and said, "There is water, but you will die if you jump in from here!"

The former pirates kept silent, thinking that going to the other side was beyond their ability.

Yu Xiaoxiao said without any worry: "It's okay, I can throw you over."

The former pirates..., after flying more than thirty meters, will they still fall to death when they land?

The eldest boss rubbed his nose and discussed with Yu Xiaoxiao: "Princess, let's discuss it. Please take the trouble to send the brothers over."

Yu Xiao: "Don't worry, I won't hurt you." It's just a matter of distance, height, acceleration, and considering the problem of gravity, how could a science genius like her not be able to calculate the amount of force she should use?

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