Heroic Wife Reborn

The army drillmaster Yu Xiaoxiao (玉小小) [aka “Little Jade”] transmigrated from a zombie apocalypse world into the body of the eldest imperial princess. On her first day, she got hitched to young Gen...

972 Princess said, my father is the emperor

The two former pirates splashed water on the black man's face, waking him up.

"Tell me," Yu Xiaoxiao squatted in front of the man and asked, "Why did you arrest Ruan Shihao?"

The man looked at Yu Xiaoxiao.

Yu Xiaoxiao pried open the man's mouth and took a look. Fortunately, his tongue was still there.

"Speak!" The boss came over and kicked the man on the shoulder.

Yu Xiaoxiao thought for a moment, took off the black scarf on the man's head, looked at his still-standing hair, and said, "He's not a monk, but was paid by the Eternal Life Temple to do work?"

The man remained silent.

The boss said to Yu Xiao: "This guy has been following us?"

"Well," Yu Xiao said, "He can float when walking. This guy's Qinggong should be considered very good, right?"

The eldest boss immediately praised Yu Xiaoxiao and said, "How can his mediocre kung fu compare with yours, Princess?"

Yu Xiaoxiao nodded and said to the boss seriously: "Be humble."

"Hey, you useless guy," the boss slapped the man on the head again and said, "Don't just stand there and watch. Speak up. Why are you arresting people? Do you mind if a fat person offends you?"

Yu Xiao: "Why not kill him?" Is Ruan Shihao's life so important to that baldy Mo Wen?

The man sneered at this time, looked at Yu Xiaoxiao and said: "Are you afraid that another woman will take your man away? Are you going to kill even this woman's father?"

"What?" Yu Xiaoxiao was confused by what the man said.

"Oh my god," the boss raised his hand and slapped the man on the mouth, cursing, "You kid can't speak human language! Then I will teach you today!"

"Don't," Yu Xiaoxiao stopped the boss, looked at the man's face again, and said, "Are you representing that soft and sweet girl and want to fight with me?"

The man's lips were swollen after being beaten by the boss, which made him look a little funny, but the sneer on his face made him look gloomy and mean.

"Actually, my father is the emperor," Yu Xiaoxiao said to the man, "I just killed the whole family of the soft and sweet girl. What can you do to me?"

The man said, "A jealous woman."

"What, what?" Yu Xiaoxiao asked the boss.

The eldest boss was stopped by Yu Xiaoxiao from hitting anyone, and he said angrily: "This grandson is scolding you for being jealous."

Gu Xinglang was about to move forward when he was stopped by the Second in Command, who whispered, "My Lord, please take another look. I believe our princess will be able to abuse him."

Yu Xiaoxiao frowned at the man in front of her and said, "Jealous? Is there something wrong with your brain? My father is the emperor, who should I be jealous of?"

"Huh," the man sneered again.

"Forget it, whatever you say, I don't plan to be friends with you anyway," Yu Xiao said, "You'd better tell me the truth about why you want to arrest Ruan Shihao. Don't tell me that you are in love with Ruan Tian and she loves my Xiao Gu, so you want to go against us. I'm not that easy to fool. By the way, my Xiao Gu doesn't like Youruanyoutian, and Youruanyoutian doesn't like you. It must be your problem, and it has nothing to do with my Xiao Gu."

The man felt like a mouthful of blood was stuck in his heart, and he could neither spit it out nor swallow it.

"Speak now," Yu Xiao said, "Don't force me to use torture to extract a confession."

The eldest boss said at this time: "Princess, does he really have something going on with that soft and sweet girl?"

Yu Xiao: "I didn't block anyone in bed, so I can't say that."

"Then why did they tie up Ruan Shihao?" Er Gouzi asked in confusion, "We are all family members, why would they use a rope?"

"Is there any need to think about this?" A former pirate laughed and said, "It must be that the father-in-law doesn't like his son-in-law, so the son-in-law and the father-in-law have a falling out."

A group of people suddenly became very interested in the relationship between this man and Ruan Gua.

The sneer on the man's face disappeared, and it turned into a sullen look.

The second in command was about to kneel down to these people. How did this become a romantic affair between this man and Ruan Tian? Don't follow the topic of Her Royal Highness the Princess!

Gu Xinglang rubbed his forehead. His wife had the ability to lead a group of people to talk nonsense, and she could make it sound so convincing, as if something really happened!

"No, you can't," Ruan Shihao finally spoke up at this time, saying, "You, you can't ruin Tian'er's reputation!"

"Will you tell me or not?" Yu Xiaoxiao ignored Ruan Shihao and just stared at the man and asked. Ruan Shihao knew nothing, so why should she worry about it?

Gu Xinglang said to the second in command: "Throw the insect eggs we picked up on the road into his eyes."

"Yes," the second in command and Gu Xinglang responded loudly in tacit understanding, and walked towards the man while taking out a small porcelain bottle containing medicine from his pocket.

The man's body trembled.

The eldest brother saw the man's reaction and urged the second brother, "Second brother, what are you doing so slowly? Hurry up!"

The man looked at Gu Xinglang.

Gu Xinglang's face looked indifferent.

"Are you going to kill me?" the man asked Gu Xinglang.

The big boss slapped the man in the face again and said, "You think you are the king of the world. Why do we care about your life? You can say it or not, but you guys are so good at running, you will be caught. With or without you, we can kill Mo Wen just the same."

The second in command squatted down in front of the man with the porcelain bottle and said to Yu Xiao: "Pour it directly into his eyes? Or make an incision and put the eggs directly into his brain?"

Yu Xiaoxiao used a scalpel to gesture on the man's head and said, "Go directly into the brain. Maybe you can successfully transform him into a medicine man."

"Then open the way!" the second in command said loudly.

Yu Xiaoxiao pretended to make a cut in the man's head, but at this moment the four mutes behind the crowd shouted in panic.

Everyone turned around and saw a mute lying on the ground, his body twitching, and groups of small nematodes pouring out of his facial features.

"Medicine man!" the boss howled.

"Stand back," Gu Xinglang ordered hurriedly.

"That one too!" Er Gouzi pointed at the other mute and jumped up and shouted.

"He's not." Yu Xiaoxiao picked up Er Gouzi and threw him behind her, saying, "He has been poisoned by a poisonous insect."

There are countless nematodes crawling under the skin of this mute's face. His skin rises and falls with the wriggling of the nematodes, just like a person with a pockmarked face. The pockmarks on his face are constantly changing, which is extremely horrifying.

Yu Xiaoxiao glanced at the other two mutes who were screaming on the ground. Since the worms were so close, these two naturally would not be spared.

"Princess, Prince Consort!" The boss ran several hundred meters away with his brothers. He turned around and saw that his princess and prince consort were still standing there without moving. He shouted anxiously.

This time the nematodes were very small, curled up into balls, densely crawling all over the ground, slowly crawling towards Gu Xinglang's feet.

Yu Xiaoxiao smelled the odor and looked back, and saw that the man in black clothes who had looked so heroic before was now frightened.

A note to readers:

The second update is here.

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