Chapter 36 Chapter 36 The Office Animal Takes the Evil God to Buy Underwear

Chen Run was sleeping soundly when he suddenly heard the sound of water splashing in the toilet.

This was quite creepy in the middle of the night. A ball of crackling electric light appeared in her palm. She walked cautiously to the bathroom and saw Chi Shuangliu sitting on a small stool with a washbasin in front of him. He was scrubbing his pants and bed sheets vigorously on the washboard - what was even more outrageous was that he was not wearing any clothes and his lower body was wrapped in her bath towel.

This scene was truly unbelievable. Chen Run was silent for a few seconds, then hesitantly spoke, "...Brother Chi?" She was stunned. "Why are you washing clothes naked in the middle of the night?"

From her angle, she could clearly see the muscles in his back suddenly tense.

After a while, he turned his head frame by frame like a stop-motion animation, revealing a perfect smile: "I accidentally spilled water on the bed when I was drinking, and the clothes are not dry yet, so I can only do this for now." At the same time, his fingers tightened slightly, ready to kill at any time.

Fortunately, Shen Run's kindness saved her life: "Oh, I thought the house was haunted. Then you should go to bed early after taking a shower." She waved her hand casually: "I'll go back to sleep too."

Chi Shuangliu's tense back relaxed silently - if Chen Run noticed anything, he would definitely destroy the earth as quickly as possible.

He waited until Chen Run left before continuing to scrub vigorously.

Chen Run didn't realize until he reached the door that the towel Chi Shuangliu had wrapped around his waist was hers, and this towel was the one she used to wipe her body after taking a bath.

She suddenly felt awkward and couldn't help but look back again.

The dim light in the toilet was on, and a halo of light fell down, making the cheap bath towel half transparent, and a dormant black shadow could be vaguely seen.

After closing the bedroom door, Shen Run finally realized what it was and was stunned.

Ahhhh, what's wrong with Brother Chi? He knows there's a lesbian at home, but he still walks around naked. Isn't this just pure hooliganism?!

At least wear some underwear!!!

Chen Run immediately couldn't sit still anymore, she jumped up and wanted to talk to him about his personal behavior issues, but when she reached the bedroom door, she stopped again.

Wait a minute, does Brother Chi have any underwear?

It seemed that after Chi Ge moved in, she took him to buy a cheap shirt and jeans. She had no idea about underwear.

But it's also normal. She is a woman who is busy working to earn money to support the family every day. How could she care about such a small matter as men's underwear? Chi Ge is really something. He should at least tell her about it. It's so uncomfortable to walk without wearing underwear. If there is any problem, she will have to pay to take him to see a men's doctor.

Fortunately, there is nothing to do tomorrow, so she will take Brother Chi to buy some underwear. It is not a good thing for him to walk around the house naked like this!

The head of the family, Xiao Shen, sat on the edge of the bed and sighed for a while before turning over and falling asleep again.

......

While having breakfast in the morning, both of them were quite silent. Chi Shuangliu was particularly cold, as if he wanted to prove something. From the beginning to the end of breakfast, his eyes never fell on her once.

When serving the rice, his fingers accidentally touched the back of her hand. For a moment, his pupils dilated and he retracted his hand without hesitation.

Chen Run was still trying to figure out how to start the conversation, but unexpectedly, Chi Ge ignored her all morning. She could only clear her throat and ask directly, "Hey, Chi Ge, are you free today? I'll take you to buy some underwear."

Chi Shuangliu's pupils shrank suddenly, and he looked at her suddenly: "Why do you say that?"

Shen Run was originally quite frank, but she didn't expect him to react so strongly, and she was also shocked.

She rubbed her hands awkwardly. "It just suddenly occurred to me that I haven't bought you any men's underwear yet." She scratched the back of her head. "I don't mean anything special. I just heard that not wearing underwear is bad for your health and can easily cause damage to that thing."

Chi Shuangliu: "..."

Given the inexplicable sexual impulse he had towards her last night, he had been trying his best to avoid her. He didn't expect that she would start discussing this topic with him early in the morning. Is this what humans mean by bringing up the issue?

The forgotten scenes in the dream resurfaced in his mind, and he felt unspeakable guilt and shame.

In that dream, not only his human body appeared, but even his true body, with purple-black tentacles surrounding and entangled with her - this was even more incredible. You know, his true body had no need to reproduce and didn't even have reproductive organs. Even so, he could still feel the urge.

He even thought maliciously, if Shen Run knew what he dreamed about last night, would he still dare to stay with him calmly?

Sensing the tendency of an impulse to sweep over him, he pursed his lips and was about to refuse. Seeing his cold reaction, Chen Run hurriedly said, "I just said it casually. If you don't want to, forget it." She also added considerately, "It's a bit inconvenient for me to take you to buy underwear.

Chi Shuangliu: “…” Refusing at this time would seem like he really had some intention towards her.

He was silent for half a second, then suddenly put on a forced smile: "Okay, take me there." Although there was a smile on the corners of his lips, his tone was very cold: "I don't think it's inconvenient. After all, there's nothing between us, right?"

This body was inevitably contaminated with some human bad habits, and Chen Run happened to be the only woman who had close contact with him, so according to human physiological knowledge, it was normal for him to have impulses, and the same would be true if the object was changed to someone else.

His last sentence was a bit abrupt, as if he was deliberately emphasizing it, but Shen Run didn't get what he was emphasizing. He just said "oh" honestly, stood up and said, "Let's go, that market is a bit far away."

——In order to save money, she wanted to take Chi Shuangliu to a clothing wholesale mall. It was said that many big brands bought their goods there, and the goods were of good quality and low price. It would take an hour and a half to drive from the staff quarters to the wholesale mall.

On the way to the bus stop, Chi Shuangliu deliberately kept his distance from her. The two of them walked towards the station one after the other, as if they didn't know each other. Although it was not the morning rush hour, there were still many people taking the bus. As soon as they got on the bus, they were squeezed into a corner by the surging crowd and had to stick together.

Chi Shuangliu: "..."

He had to straighten his body and try his best to keep a distance from her.

The one and a half hour journey was no less than a torture for him. His emotions were more intense than ever. He felt extremely ashamed and angry and tried to push her away several times.

——What was even more puzzling to him was that he didn't even know what he was embarrassed about, as the two of them had had close contact before.

A small car cut in and the driver slammed on the brakes. Shen Run crashed into his arms due to inertia.

Almost instinctively, Chi Shuangliu reached out and held her waist. After making sure she was standing firmly, he pushed her away as if in response to stress.

He couldn't even maintain the fake smile he usually used to confuse people, and his tone was terrible: "Don't get so close to me."

Chen Run was speechless. Brother Chi was really being a troublemaker today.

She thought about it and felt that the problem also lay with her underwear.

The bus went for more than ten stops and the number of passengers gradually thinned out. Chen Run found two seats and was about to ask Chi Shuangliu to sit down when she saw him sitting diagonally across from her, farthest away from her.

Chen Run: “…”

A friend recommended her a lingerie store that sold both men's and women's underwear at low prices. It was run by a local woman and it was said that the sizes she recommended were always accurate. Chi Shuangliu was walking very slowly behind, so she had to go in first to explore the way.

——Only when she came in did she realize something was wrong. There was a faint energy fluctuation on her elder sister's body. She should also be a person with superpowers, but at a lower level.

Psychics can sense each other's presence, unless the other party has a shielding ability or is much higher in level.

——Chi Shuangliu seemed like an ordinary person in front of her. She could not sense the energy fluctuations on his body, nor could she judge what level he was. He was very mysterious.

However, according to Yan Xunqing, there are millions of people with special abilities in the country, so it is not uncommon to encounter one. Chen Run did not think much about it and asked directly: "Sister, do you sell men's underwear here?"

The eldest sister was doing some calculations on an old-fashioned calculator. She didn't even look up when she heard this: "What size?"

Size? She knew that women's underwear had sizes, but why did men also care about this? She was stunned: "What size?"

The eldest sister finally looked up and rolled her eyes at her: "It's the size of your penis. Otherwise, if you buy too small it will be too tight, and if you buy too big it won't fit you."

Chen Run's face instantly turned red: "..."

Just at this time Chi Shuangliu walked in. When the eldest sister saw his face, her eyes lit up. She glanced at his body again and a vague smile appeared at the corner of her mouth.

She glanced back and forth between Shen Run and Chi Shuangliu, and used a fork to pick up the top row of underwear that was obviously much larger than the other crotch and handed it to him: "Go try it on, young man, this one should be suitable."

Without further ado, she lifted the fitting curtain and let Chi Shuangliu in. She then waved mysteriously at Chen Run, "Girl, we both have special abilities, so I'll be frank with you. Do you know what my special ability is?"

Shen Run shook his head doubtfully.

The eldest sister said meaningfully: "My ability is to tell the specific size of a man's thing at a glance..."

She patted Chen Run's shoulder and said something fierce and threatening: "I've never seen a man as good as your boyfriend at my age..."

She said earnestly, "You must seize this opportunity."

Chen Run: “…”

She didn't think there was anything wrong with buying underwear for Brother Chi, but her elder sister's series of punches completely stunned her - she didn't know whether to refute the boyfriend-girlfriend relationship first or to stop her elder sister from discussing Chi Shuangliu's size with her.

As a woman who earns money to support the family, she would also check out some borderline male anchors when she feels free, but why does it feel so awkward to associate Chi Ge with "sex"?

The older sister was obviously very curious about this rare "famous tool". She gave her a handful of sunflower seeds and chatted with her: "This is the first time I've seen one of this size. Little girl, can you tell me about your experience using it? How was your experience with it?"

Chen Run: “…”

She couldn't help but think of the dormant shadow she saw last night...

Seeing that her elder sister had already sped onto the highway, she stopped her decisively with a green face: "No, sister, you misunderstood, we are not boyfriend and girlfriend!"

As she spoke, she glanced towards the fitting room, praying desperately that Brother Chi hadn't heard anything.

The elder sister looked her up and down in surprise, then chuckled, "Come on, I don't know you young people. If you two weren't boyfriend and girlfriend, why would you buy him underwear?"