How to Escape My Gloomy Husband

It's hilarious, there's no way to get away; my husband also reborn and chased after me.

The apocalypse arrived, zombies ran rampant, and Yun Li awakened dual abilities: healing and lu...

Chapter 3 03

Chapter 3 03

"Xiao Yan, Xiao Yan..."

Yunli was shivering in his arms. The poor little koi was still hoping for a miracle to happen, but he never realized that his luck always seemed so powerless in front of Xiao Yan.

"Calm down, please. I'm just your roommate..."

Yunli tried to make him understand that this was the world after rebirth. At this time, he had not confessed his feelings yet, and they should have no intersection except living in the same dormitory and attending classes in the same classroom.

But Xiao Yan knew that he was also reborn, so it would never happen as he wished.

In Xiao Yan's opinion, it was really a slap in the face that the treasure he guarded every day escaped from him and chose to run towards his defeated opponent.

His rough tongue licked Yunli's neck inch by inch. Jiang Huai frowned as he watched, but then he was suppressed by the momentum that was several times stronger than his own.

"Just roommates?"

Xiao Yan read these words again. Although he was saying the same thing, Yun Li inexplicably felt that Xiao Yan's tone was full of malice and mockery.

After a while, he chuckled softly. Xiao Yan's laughter was as good as his grades, magnetic and charming, but it soon developed into an inexplicable laugh.

He looked a little crazy. Yunli stopped breathing and didn't dare to provoke him. He was so scared that he shed tears silently.

However, Xiao Yan didn't look angry at all. He hummed a happy tune in his throat, lowered his head and gently wiped away Yun Li's tears, then pushed his thumb between his lips and teeth, pressing down his soft tongue.

"Baby always knows how to make her husband angry."

Xiao Yan lowered his head and bit her lips, pushing his tongue in. Yun Li wanted to close her mouth but could only hit her thumb which was stuck in her mouth. She couldn't close her mouth no matter what, and was filled and plundered by that crazy tongue.

The saliva that was not sucked away flowed along the thumb at the corner of his mouth to his chin. Yunli's kiss made Xiao Yan's whole body go limp. Only then did he spit out his small tongue that had been sucked red, and licked the saliva that had flowed out bit by bit.

When Yunli lost consciousness, the weightlessness of his whole body brought him back to consciousness. He hurriedly hugged Xiao Yan's neck to maintain his balance.

"lead the way."

"What?"

"Don't understand?" A spike suddenly shot out from the ground and accurately scratched Jiang Huai's neck.

Jiang Huai was also surprised by such precise control.

The opponent's strength seems to be much higher than his. This is so strange. He obviously has Yunli's knowledge and experience, so how could he be inferior to Xiao Yan?

So Xiao Yan...

That guess chilled Jiang Huai's heart. If a powerful psychic were to be reborn, he couldn't believe what kind of heights he would reach in the future.

His eyes were dark and his fingers moved slightly as if he wanted to fight to the death. Yunli tilted her head with tearful eyes and looked at him, shaking her head slightly.

Don't fight him.

Can't beat him.

In his previous life, Xiao Yan was crazier than Jiang Huai, not to mention him now that he has been reborn. Yun Li couldn't imagine how crazy he has become.

The two of them communicated with each other through eye contact, but within two seconds, Xiao Yan's hot big hand immediately pressed his face and twisted him back into his arms and buried him.

"Don't look at the others, baby, do you want me to kill him?"

Yunli shook his head quickly.

Feeling the itch brought by the shaking hair in the palm of his hand, Xiao Yan curled his fingers slightly, and felt that his whole heart was filled with joy.

His baby's body was still warm in his arms, which was wonderful.

He followed the silent Jiang Huai forward and came to a small safe zone that had obviously been cleared.

People in the safe zone greeted Jiang Huai one after another.

"Brother Jiang, you're back!"

"Huh? Brother Jiang, you rescued someone again? Who is he?"

"Is that Yunli? What happened to him? Is he injured?"

"Yunli is such a jerk. If you can't win, just stop running around and cause trouble for Brother Jiang."

Yunli's breathing stagnated and he grabbed Xiao Yan's clothes tightly.

Xiao Yan's eyes narrowed dangerously, and a pressure poured out in an instant. Everyone's face changed, and they were pressed to the ground by the pressure without knowing why. They wanted to stand up by force, but their muscles were protesting, and they were almost squeezed into blood plasma by the two forces.

"Xiao Yan, no, don't..."

Although Yunli felt uncomfortable, he still could not accept Xiao Yan's habit of killing indiscriminately.

Xiao Yan looked at Yun Li. The other's watery eyes were full of pleading, and tears were about to fall.

Lowering his head, he rubbed Yunli's soft cheek affectionately with his chin. Satisfied, Xiao Yan removed all pressure and said in a low voice, "Listen to your baby. Next time, call me husband, and I will agree to anything you say."

As he passed through them, they realized in an instant that Jiang Huai seemed to have brought back an extraordinary person.

Everyone was sweating profusely. They only dared to look up at their backs after they walked away, each with their own thoughts in their minds.

Xiao Yan carried Yunli back to his room in the safe zone. The room was not big, but it had obviously been decorated in advance and had the feeling of a warm home.

"The baby said she didn't recognize her husband. These don't seem like things that would be set up after the end of the world."

Xiao Yan put Yunli down on the bed and kissed him on the face.

The other person was too close, Yunli was extremely nervous, her eyelashes fluttered every time she kissed, and the atmosphere changed a little as they kissed. Xiao Yan's breathing suddenly became greedy and deep, and the kiss was no longer superficial. Her hot and rough tongue began to outline the shape of his lips, biting his lips gently.

A rough hand reached in from the hem of her clothes. Yunli whimpered and was about to shrink back, but another hand pressed on her back and pushed her back.

"Xiao Yan, don't do this, I'm so scared..."

Yunli was touched so hard that his whole body trembled uncontrollably. Xiao Yan kissed his hair and suddenly said:

“This baby is still having his first time.”

"It's okay. Just be gentle if the baby is scared of your husband."

"Are you ready for lubrication, baby?"

What kind of gentleness is this! Who would prepare something like that?

Yun Li didn't answer. Xiao Yan, holding him, suddenly tilted his head and asked, "How long do you plan to watch?"

The two woke up as if from a dream.

Yunli felt extremely ashamed, while Jiang Huai stared at Xiao Yan.

"Do you really have to bully Xiaoyun like this? Can't you see that Xiaoyun is scared by you?"

"Really?" Xiao Yan patted Yunli on the back and asked gently, "There was an ant saying that my husband was bullying me. Baby, tell me, did my husband bully you?"

Yunli opened his mouth but couldn't say anything.

Xiao Yan didn't care and smiled maliciously: "You've been trying to sow discord between me and Bao Bao. Jiang Huai, tell me the truth, do you want to join too?"

Jiang Huai's chest heaved violently with anger, as if he had been slandered. "Xiao Yan!"

"That's fine."

Yun Li looked up at Xiao Yan with trembling pupils, and his breathing suddenly became heavier, as if he couldn't believe what he heard.

Xiao Yan's eyebrows curved as he gently patted Yun Li's back to comfort him. He then said to Jiang Huai sincerely, "It's a pity that the baby can only be mine. If you really want to get involved and do something, could you please find us a bottle of lubricant? I'm afraid the baby can't handle it."

"you!"

The energy on Jiang Huai's body was revealed, but Xiao Yan was not afraid at all. Instead, there was a hint of excitement in his pupils. The moment he raised his hand, before he could kill him, Yun Li grabbed him tightly.

"Jiang Huai!!! Go away!"

Jiang Huai looked at the person who was tightly blocked by Xiao Yan: "Xiao Yun!"

"Please, please go away, Jiang Huai, consider it as me begging you, please, Jiang Huai..." Yun Li's voice trembled, and his pale face was buried in Xiao Yan's arms as if he didn't want to face it. His thin back rose and fell violently, as if he was suppressing the suffocating despair.

Jiang Huai's expression was indescribably complicated. He stared at Xiao Yan, took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and turned around.

"Remember to bring a bottle of lubrication."

"After all, I don't want my little koi to be in too much pain."

Xiao Yan's voice came after him like a demon. The door was closed and the sound insulation was not very good. Yun Li heard the muffled sound of his fist hitting the wall. It was not heavy, but it was as clear as an alarm bell in his ears.

With no one else present, Yunli finally didn't have to hold it back anymore and burst into tears, crying so hard that it seemed as if she wanted to cry out all her fear and grievances.

"Xiao Yan... wuwuwu..."

Xiao Yan lowered his head and hugged Yunli tightly, pressing Yunli's back hard with his hands, keeping him pressed tightly against his chest, as if he wanted to embed their bodies together. He rubbed Yunli's exposed skin with his neck and cheeks, and his hot and moist breath sprayed on the side of Yunli's neck. His voice was magnetic and hoarse.

"Don't cry, baby. Your husband is here."

Yunli cried even harder.