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Chapter 15 Hotel Room Diary (Part 2)

Chapter 15 Hotel Room Diary (Part 2)

Yuya didn't bother to dry himself off before getting dressed. He grabbed a towel and wrapped it around himself before quickly opening the bathroom door. There he saw Gojo Satoru and Natsuyu Jie wrestling together.

Gojo Satoru remembered that this was an outside hotel with many ordinary people, so he promptly withdrew the spell—most of it, I suppose, but the hole in the wall was still impossible to ignore.

If techniques are out of the question, then let's fight with fists. The pillow, completely shattered and covered in cotton, is the weapon that Gojo Satoru is currently using.

White cotton floats and floats in the air.

Finally, it landed on Yuya, who had just finished taking a shower.

Well, it was all for nothing.

Yuya suppressed his anger: "Wu-kun, Natsuyu-kun, could you please take a moment to explain the current situation?"

Gojo Satoru slammed the pillow at Natsuyuu, then rushed over and grabbed Yuya's arm. He gripped it so tightly that pinkish flesh, still tinged from his shower, spilled out from between his fingers: "Yuya, please, please take another shower! This is my lifelong request!"

He spoke with righteous indignation and a very firm tone, as if taking another shower immediately after taking one was a very ordinary thing.

Xiao Lu You also refused without hesitation: "No."

Gojo Satoru persisted: "Wash it again, wash it again! Look, the cotton is all stuck to you, you've gotten it dirty again, wash it again."

Yuya lowered his head.

The pillows in the hotel weren't very good quality, and the cotton was very thin. He came out without drying himself off, and the little bit of cotton that had gotten on him was now sticky and damp, leaving small white patches all over his body.

Yuya Kojima was angry: "Whose fault do you think this is?"

Taking another shower is out of the question. I'll just wipe myself with a towel and shower when I get back to school tomorrow.

When Gojo Satoru's request was not met, he ruthlessly exposed his accomplice's actions: "Jay was just peeping at you taking a shower. This glass will become transparent after it gets heated up."

Yuya Ogawa exclaimed in surprise, "Is this glass still like this?" Had they accidentally wandered into some kind of shady hotel?

Gojo Satoru complained, "Yuya, you missed the point! Jetsu is peeking, he's peeking!"

Yuuya couldn't quite understand what Gojo Satoru was trying to emphasize, and asked hesitantly, "But... why would you peep at me while I'm showering? We're both boys, I have what Jetsu has too, there's nothing to peep at, right?"

"Besides, we took a shower together in the bathroom last time."

Gojo Satoru looked utterly devastated, his whole demeanor ashen: "Cunning...so cunning...I lost this round...I'm at a disadvantage..."

Xiaolu Yuya: "?"

Did he go out gambling while I was taking a shower?

Xia Youjie put down the now-misshapen pillow, a satisfied smile on his face: "Don't worry about Wu, he just has intermittent bouts of madness. Youye, get dressed, I'm going to take a shower first."

"Wu, I don't mind if you watch me take a shower."

"Get out of here!" Wu Mao roared.

The three of them took turns showering, but Gojo Satoru's face still looked grumpy.

He never expected that Jay would set him up at this moment.

However, it's easy to understand with a little thought that even if someone has shared something before, if they have the opportunity to have it all to themselves, they would naturally push their rivals out without hesitation.

"I don't want to sleep."

Exhausted, Yuya lay on the bed looking bewildered. He glanced at the time: "It's already 1:30 AM. What are you planning to do instead of sleeping at this hour?"

"you."

"ah?"

Gojo Satoru didn't give Yuya much time to think. He turned on the TV with great interest: "Let's watch TV."

"This is the perfect time to watch some paid channels."

Paid channels?

"I don't want to watch it." He usually goes to bed at this time, and staying up late is going against his biological clock, which does him no good.

"Look, look, it's no fun if Yu doesn't watch it with us."

Yuuya was forcefully dragged out of bed by Satoru Gojo. He was wrapped in the blankets, yawning, his vision blurred by excess tears: "Let's make it clear, just one episode, then I'll go to sleep."

Gojo Satoru immediately agreed: "I'm just afraid that Yuya won't be able to sleep after you finish reading this."

Xia Youjie sat on the far left, with his legs slightly bent, his left hand supporting him on the bed, and his right hand resting on his knee.

His white shirt was casually left open at the collar, revealing his muscular chest.

Yuya Kojima sat in the middle, wrapped in a blanket.

Sitting on the right, Gojo Satoru was operating the remote control with a serious expression, somewhat clumsily searching for pay-per-view programs.

After a while, he gave up on testing himself and dialed the front desk directly.

"Hey, do you have any pay-TV programs on your TV here? I can't find any... Oh, I see."

With the help of the receptionist, Gojo Satoru successfully streamed a paid program.

When Xia Youjie saw the figures of a man and a woman appear on the screen, he helplessly held his forehead.

Is it appropriate for them to watch male-female pay channels?

Gojo Satoru realized something was wrong and tried to change the channel: "This isn't it, let me look again."

There are indeed quite a few late-night pay-TV programs, including those on trams, in classrooms, and in equipment rooms...

It's just that my sexual orientation is wrong.

Gojo Satoru glanced tentatively at Yuya Kojima, only to be met with a blank expression: "So the paid programs you're talking about are pornographic films?"

"Oh my god," Gojo Satoru grabbed Natsuyu Jie's sleeve in a panic, looking utterly bewildered, "Jie, did you hear that? Did Yuya just say something really shocking?"

Xia Youjie nodded: "I heard you." He was also a little surprised.

Unable to fall asleep for a long time, Yuya was forced to watch a program to barely get a little interested, only to find out it was porn. He already had the idea of ​​taking down two of his contemporaries.

"Pornography—is it that big of a deal? Is it more impressive than staying up all night just to watch it?"

A faint black aura emanated from Yuya, making him look like a vengeful spirit in the dead of night: "Gojo Satoru, do you know what time it is?"

"2:36 minutes."

"Do you know how long I've usually slept by this time?"

"Three hours and thirty-six minutes."

"So, is there anything else you want to say?" Yuya smiled slightly. "If what you're about to say doesn't satisfy me, then you won't be sleeping tonight either."

Green branches stretched out from the cracks in the wall, looking fierce.

Gojo Satoru blushed and said shyly, "Eh, are we going to play bondage instead of sleeping? Isn't that too fast? I'm not ready yet."

"I never expected you to have such an outgoing personality, Yuya."

Yuya Ooku laughed in exasperation: "Yeah, bondage."

"You don't need to prepare anything."

After tucking himself in, Yuya fell asleep contentedly. He was really tired and fell asleep the moment his head hit the bed.

Behind the small hotel's sign, in a corner unseen by anyone, hung two "cocoons".

They were Gojo Satoru and Natsume Suguru, who were bound by Ozaka Yuya's magic and hung outside.

Xia Youjie felt wronged: "I didn't say anything, why was I thrown out too?"

Gojo Satoru grumbled, "I didn't say anything, so why did you throw me out?"

"Jay, it's all your fault. I should have slept with Xiangxiang Yuya. Instead, I had to hang outside with you as a street lamp. It was a night that I'll have nightmares about."

Xia Youjie gave Gotiao Wu a deep look: "Wu, you really know how to turn the tables."

He's the one who's being dragged down!

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Actually, the original plan was for this chapter to be very romantic and pink-hued. Late at night, in a small hotel, three people sleeping in one bed... It was originally supposed to be a handicraft, but it turned out like this as I was writing.

No matter how I think about it, it's all a mistake of my understanding.

Even when DK Wu is not in danger, he is very outspoken and bold. When you use the adjective "shy" to describe him, it really brings to mind the scene.

A secluded, ethereal woman or something.

Brother Jie, a man of few words but quick-witted and cunning, is adept at secretly seeking personal gain. However, because of Wu, who holds him back, he often gets the blame. ( )

This is what they mean by "you can't have your cake and eat it too" (gazing into the distance).

I came across a lady who's really good at drawing those kinds of pictures, maybe I'll arrange to meet her sometime ( ).