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Chapter 28: Another spanking x kiss x sleeping

Chapter 28: Another spanking x kiss x sleeping

The room lights were turned on, and the incandescent bulbs powerfully illuminated the entire room.

Even though he was used to the darkness, Yuuya found it too bright and instinctively raised his hand to shield his eyes.

He didn't want those two scumbags to see him cry.

I shouldn't have cried, I suffered even worse injuries when I was a child... well, I cried anyway.

He's not a robot; laughing and crying, crying from pain, and crying from itchiness are all perfectly normal things for him.

Having figured this out, Yuuya wiped away her tears, her eyes red as she glared at the scumbag colleague: "Get out."

"And take off my anklets before you go out!"

His clothes were disheveled, and his wrists and ankles bore marks from the struggle. His eyes were filled with tears and red at the corners. No matter how you looked at him, it was a scene that would make anyone's heart flutter.

However, Gojo Satoru and Natsuyuki were still reeling from the thunder.

Xia Youjie first helped Xiaolu Youya untie the restraints on his feet, but Wujiao Wu not only did not leave, but also climbed onto Xiaolu Youya's bed.

"Yuya, what did you just say? That Jay and I like each other? Who told you that?"

With the anklet undone, Xiao Lu You curled up and hugged herself, frantically tearing off her clothes and pants: "It doesn't matter who said it, this is the truth, isn't it? You deliberately approached me, making all sorts of intimate gestures, just to provoke the other party, right?"

"Because you like each other and want to make the other jealous!"

Even someone as powerful as the Six-Eyed God or the Spirit Master would have their brains shut down upon hearing these words.

Their closeness to Yuya may have been intended to provoke the other party, but that was just showing off, not jealousy!

They just wanted to prove that they were more liked by Yuya, hoping their good friend would back down.

Love is indeed exclusive; they wouldn't want to share it if they could.

But... I can't bring myself to do it.

They lacked the resolve to kill the other party.

Therefore, I can only share it.

However, if they can seize the opportunity, they will still do everything in their power to push the other side out.

Yuya Kojiro was annoyed by the two of them and shoved Gojo Satoru with his foot, saying, "Get out, I don't want to see either of you."

Gojo Satoru grabbed his ankle, took off his sunglasses, and casually tossed them aside: "We need to clear up this misunderstanding. How can you leave at a time like this?"

"Yuya, in my past life, this life, the next life, and the life after that, there is absolutely no way I could ever fall in love with Jie."

"There is absolutely no possibility that Jay and I could have any relationship other than friendship!"

Gojo said it with absolute certainty.

Xia Youjie pulled Xiaolu Youye's leg onto his thigh and rubbed his reddened ankle: "Although I don't know who instilled this idea in Youye, I would say the same thing: there is no feeling between me and Wuya other than friendship."

"But I asked Shoko-san, and before I came, you two were practically inseparable. You always seemed to have a great understanding of each other, you could understand each other without the other saying anything..."

Gojo Satoru cut off Koshika Yuya's words.

He kissed her.

Both Xiaolu Youye and Xia Youjie stared wide-eyed.

However, this kiss wasn't erotic at all; it was purely a kiss to shut Yuya up and prevent him from speaking. The force of the impact was considerable; Yuya didn't even feel that he was being kissed, as if he were being bumped by some flying insect while walking down the street.

Gojo Satoru released Yuya Koshino, his expression serious.

Yuuya covered his mouth, wary that Satoru Gojo was about to go berserk again. He was truly exasperated: "What are you doing now!"

"Oh, I was just diagnosed yesterday with a condition called 'randomly kissing people when I hear things I don't like.' The doctor said the symptoms are very serious and there's currently no medication that can treat it. The best thing to do is to listen to nice things and keep a calm mood."

"I don't like Jay."

"If Yuya says something I don't like to hear, he might randomly kiss someone when he's emotionally unstable."

Yuya Kojima: "Do you think I'm stupid? How could I possibly have such a disease?"

Gojo Satoru shrugged: "The world is a big place, and there are all sorts of strange things. Maybe I'm just unlucky, so I'm the only one who got this rare disease."

Yuya gritted his teeth: "Fine, I won't say anything. I know you two don't like each other."

"Now, you can leave my room, right?"

I don't like this sentence either.

He kissed her in a fit of anger, so whether he's angry now or not, only Gojo Satoru knows.

He held Yuya's head and tried to kiss him again.

Since he could use his magical powers, Yuuya Kojiro certainly wouldn't give those two scumbags another chance.

"Go out and reflect on your behavior!"

To avoid leaving a cigarette smell in the dormitory, Ieiri Shoko deliberately went to a corner of the corridor to smoke. She fumbled for a lighter, lit it, took a drag of the bitter nicotine, and slowly exhaled the smoke.

She lowered her head unintentionally.

Two of them were hanging on the tree at the same time.

"Is this a new performance art piece?" Shoko Ieiri leaned against the railing, a slight smile on her face. "This scene is not bad."

She took out her phone, and the flash went off.

"Take a picture of it and send it to the songstress, she'll definitely love it."

Two tree dumplings (a type of rice dumpling) are hanging on the big tree at the entrance of the dormitory.

Gojo Satoru and Natsuyu Jie were entangled in vines, their hands and feet bound, with only their heads sticking out.

Seeing Ieiri Shoko taking photos, Gojo Satoru looked up in a good mood and said, "Shoko, make sure you take a good picture of me."

Xia Youjie, unashamed of his words, replied, "Me too. Please Photoshop it for me before posting it; my hair looks a bit messy."

After taking the photos, Shoko put away her phone and held a cigarette between her fingers: "So, what did you two scumbags do this time?"

Satoru Gojo: "Shoko is so mean. How come she's completely using 'scum' as a synonym for us?"

Ieiri Shoko was very considerate: "Change it to bastard? Assassin?"

Xia Youjie smiled without saying a word.

They're worse than scum.

Ieiri Shoko admired the scene for a moment: "So did Shika say when she's going to put you down? If you're going to be hanging there until tomorrow, I'll urge the songstress-senpai to come back sooner."

Angehime, a second-year student at a vocational high school, is currently not on campus due to a mission.

Gojo Satoru glanced towards Yuya's dorm and said lazily, "Even though Yuya is angry, he's super—soft-hearted. It's almost dinner time, so Yuya won't let us go hungry."

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Shoko Ieiri narrowed her eyes slightly, her voice always flat: "Using the deer's soft heart to achieve your goals, you two truly deserve the name of scum."

Gojo Satoru said with a smile, "After all, Yuya is really cute."

"I won't disturb your continued reflection any longer, I'm leaving."

After finishing her cigarette, Ieiri Shoko returned to her room.

She hesitated for a moment, but still sent a LINE message to Yuya Ooshima.

Don't want to work overtime: Little Deer, did Wutiao and Xiayou do anything to you?

Away from the nerves: ...Well, it's alright.

Ieyasu Koko breathed a sigh of relief.

Then my phone vibrated, and I saw the next message.

Away from the nerves: Gojo Satoru kissed me and spanked me, but that's about it.

Ieiri Shoko raised an eyebrow. "This is nothing?"

Don't want to work overtime: Little Deer, be a little more wary.

Yuya scratched his face; this wasn't the first time he'd heard this.

Gojo Satoru often says this.

Don't want to work overtime: For your own sake, be more vigilant towards those two in the future.

Yuuya remembered how Gojo Satoru had spanked him, and a surge of anger welled up inside him again. It was the first time in his life he'd ever been spanked!

Ugh, so embarrassing!

Stay away from your nerves: I understand! I definitely will!

Shoko Ieiri looked out the window: "Does this slow-witted guy really understand or is he just pretending?"

Spanking isn't always a simple matter.

Xiao Lu You also angrily threw down her phone.

He began to review the day's events: "So, if Gojo Satoru and Natsuyu Suguru don't like each other, then their intimate actions towards me are because they like me?"

Remembering Dazai Osamu's words about "exclusivity," he dismissed the idea.

After much thought, Yuya Kojiro felt there was only one possibility.

They just like to tease him and enjoy seeing him get upset.

"Ordinary people cannot understand the thoughts of the nervous system."

"Don't try to understand felines; their thoughts are simply unfathomable."

Just as Gojo had predicted, Kojima Yuya only hung them up for an hour before letting go.

The two of them went to eat and take a shower first, without immediately going to Yuya's side.

—At this point, Yuya was still angry, and if he went over there, he would definitely be thrown out very quickly.

With his mouth wide open, Gojo Satoru took a big bite of the hamburger, stuffing his entire mouth full, and mumbled, "How about sleeping with Yuya tonight? I think Yuya's bed is a bit empty, it would be just right if I lay down too."

Xia Youjie sipped his tea and said slowly, "Wu, do you really think I would support you?"

"Then let's sleep together, I don't mind." Anyway, it's not like we haven't slept together before.

Now, besides sleeping, there's nothing else to do, so it doesn't matter if there's one more person or one less.

Xia Youjie shook his head: "I don't want to hang from a tree again. Compared to that, the person who seduced Youye and misled him about our relationship could not possibly be anyone else but that guy from Yokohama."

Gojo Satoru's smile faded: "Who else could it be but him? Yuya always..."

It is a firm belief.

Both of them became very unhappy.

In their past lives... they actually didn't get a response from Yuya Ozawa.

Even now, neither Gojo Satoru nor Natsuyuki dare to confidently say that Yuya Koshino truly liked them.

Yuya definitely has feelings for them, but it's not necessarily romantic love. His tolerance towards them is more like an unwillingness to lose important friends, so he makes concessions step by step, allowing their excessive behavior to continue.

For Yuya Ozawa, love and friendship are not important; family is the most important thing to him. And Osamu Dazai, who grew up with him, is his most important family member.

There is no love between them, but their relationship cannot be interfered with by outsiders.

Jealousy was like a fire that completely ignited them.

They cut off Yuya Ogawa's contact with Yokohama and imprisoned him in bed.

Unfortunately, Yokohama was in danger, and Yuuya still managed to find out. He returned to Yokohama while they weren't looking, and then…

“If I can be reborn, why are you stopping me from seeing Yuya?” Gojo Satoru murmured. “If I could see Yuya sooner, I could bring him back when he was abandoned by his family.”

"I will become the most important person in Yuya's life."

His gaze will no longer be directed at anyone else, but will only linger on him.

Xia Youjie's dark golden eyes darkened slightly.

"Those kinds of things are easier to achieve in dreams."

Bringing up this topic is truly heartbreaking.

They believed their feelings for Yuya were second to none, but they were ultimately defeated by time.

No matter what you do, you can't erase that guy's place in Yuya's heart.

You can't just kill the other person directly.

The more I think about it, the more annoyed I get.

Xia Youjie's phone vibrated. He took it out, looked at it, and frowned: "Lu Suo has news."

Gojo Satoru: "Where is it?"

Xia Youjie: "Members of the Panxing Cult saw him in Okinawa. This time, he was in the body of an ordinary person."

Putting away his phone, Xia Youjie said, "I plan to go and take a look myself."

Lu Suo doesn't appear in a place for no reason. If he is there, it means there is something he wants or someone he wants to see.

Even if we can't catch the real person, getting some clues is still good.

It's impossible for both Gojo Satoru and Natsuyu Jie to leave; neither of them would feel comfortable leaving Yuya Koshino alone here.

"Don't worry, Jay. I'll take good care of Yuya."

Xia Youjie: "...Don't talk to me like you're telling your brother to die in peace, that his younger brother will take good care of his sister-in-law. This is just a business trip, I'm not dead."

Gojo Satoru smirked, "You never know. Maybe by the time Jetsu comes back, Yuya will be completely mine."

Xia Youjie stood up, his eyes filled with pity for Gojo Satoru and for himself: "That's impossible. Yuya simply doesn't have the concept of 'love'."

However, rather than saying that he didn't have it, it's more accurate to say that his childhood experiences made Yuya subconsciously resistant to such things.

In Yuya's view, "love" is the most unreliable thing in the world. It's something entirely driven by hormones, not relying on memories or blood ties.

We need something to maintain this connection.

When the impulse fades, love naturally fades as well, followed by countless complaints and insults.

Using this kind of relationship to bind Yuya is the most foolish thing to do.

Only by forcefully compelling Yuya, who is hiding in his turtle shell, to accept them, to get used to their presence, and until he feels that they are inseparable, can it be considered a victory.

"Wu, protect Youye."

"Of course."

After Xia Youjie and Ye Ezhengdao asked for leave, they left the college.

As for Gojo Satoru—naturally, he took advantage of Natsumi Yuuki's absence to sneak away!

In the dead of night, he would take his pillow, jump from the balcony of his room to the balcony next door.

Just as he was about to open the balcony door and enter the bedroom, green vines blocked his way.

It was something that I had anticipated, Yuya Ogawa.

How the two of them managed to sneak into his room during the day without the Tree Spirit's knowledge remains a mystery. Xiao Luyou dared not let his guard down and had already laid a trap around his room.

He actually caught the person.

Yuya's voice came from inside the room: "Satoru, it's bedtime now. Please go back to your room. If you need to find me, please do so tomorrow."

Gojo Satoru collapsed as if he were about to die from a gust of wind: "Ah, Yuya, it's so windy outside, I'm so cold. Can I come in first?"

"No, if you think it's windy, then go back to your own room."

"Please let me in, please let me in, Yuya, I'm begging you. I feel like I'm going to die tomorrow if I don't sleep with you."

Since being gentle doesn't work, then... just throw a tantrum and go crazy!

Gojo Satoru shouted at the top of his lungs, "Ahhh, I'm so lonely and cold! Yuya is so heartless! Tonight I'll have to sleep alone on the balcony!"

"The friendship we shared back then was ultimately misplaced."

From upstairs came the voice of Iori Shoko cursing: "Gojo! If you keep causing trouble, I'll dissect you tomorrow."

Gojo Satoru's late-night absence even angered Ieiri Shoko. The usually calm Ieiri couldn't help but swear.

The balcony door was pulled open from the inside, and Yuya's voice, filled with gritted teeth, came from within: "Get in here."

"Okay~"

Gojo Satoru immediately shut down the phone, grabbed his pillow, and pounced onto the bed.

The balcony door was closed, and Xiao Lu You, who was sitting at his desk reading, was fuming. He pressed his temples and said, "Gojo Satoru, what exactly do you want to do?"

"I'm not doing anything, I just want to sleep with Yuya. Jie left, and I'm a little bored by myself. We usually play video games online around this time."

Yuya was a little surprised: "Going out to do a mission at this time?"

Gotsu nodded, but didn't delve into the topic.

He obediently snuggled into Yuya's blanket, then took a deep sniff, revealing a smitten smile: "It's all Yuya's scent~ So satisfying~"

Gojo Satoru rolled around on the bed, saying, "I love it so much!"

"If you like, I'll send you the name of the shower gel. You can buy ten or eight bottles and smell it for as long as you want."

Yuya Kojiro's tolerance threshold for abnormal nerves has reached a very high level. He said expressionlessly, "If you want to sleep, then sleep quietly and don't talk. Otherwise, go back to your own room."

Gojo Satoru gave an "OK" sign and then really didn't say anything.

But it's impossible to keep this person in line for long.

One minute passed.

Yuya clenched his fists, veins bulging on his forehead: "What are you going to do now!"

That's huge! What are you trying to do by sitting on him?

Should we run him over?!

Gojo Satoru, who had entered his madness phase, suddenly and inexplicably ran over and sat on him.

She really has absolutely no awareness of her own weight!