One Hundred Questions about Qixi Festival

The two were sitting on the sofa chatting and laughing when the door was pushed open and a curly-haired man wearing a black hoodie came in. He was probably in his early twenties and had heavy dark circles under his eyes.

He walked in, glanced at the two of them, and began to read the script in a leisurely, human-like tone.

The two looked at each other, and it turned out to be - those four words!

1What is your name?

Lin: Same as Ruirui

4. What is your personality like?

Chen: I'm quite introverted, a bit nervous. I'm lazy and afraid of trouble, but I'm very devoted to things that interest me, which can be a bit awkward at times.

Lin: He should be relatively gentle and calm, with clear goals, but he can be a bit clingy towards people he cares about.

5. The other person’s personality?

Chen: He appears very gentle and polite to others, but to me... hehe... he's a jealous person... a big pervert... He appears mature and steady on the surface, but in private he's actually very love-sick, clingy, and a bit controlling, but he's very gentle and very reliable.

Lin: Honey, what’s wrong with you... My wife has a very good temper and is very easy to coax. She is also very righteous. Ruirui is very pure, like a cat. She seems indifferent to everything, but once she trusts you, she will show her soft belly. She is cute, but a little stubborn.

6. When and where did the two people meet?

Chen: We met at the beginning of freshman year, at the bottom of the dormitory building.

Lin: When we were queuing up for admission, he was wearing his school uniform and I noticed him right away.

7. What is your first impression of each other?

Chen: He's a handsome guy! And he seems to have a good temper? And he's very enthusiastic... Anyway, he's a good person.

Lin: He was silly, like a child, but now I think he was quite cute.

8 What do you like about the other person?

Chen: ...he's very kind to me, takes good care of me, is very tolerant of me, keeps my life in perfect order, and... well... he's handsome. (whispering) Okay, that's all of it.

Lin: I like Ruirui as a whole. If I had to say it, it's that he's willing to let me take care of him and take charge of everything. He's confident in leaving everything to me and doesn't find me annoying. He's cute when he's shy, and he's also cute when he's serious. I like him no matter what.

9 What do you hate about the other person?

Chen: Too clingy! Too energetic! And... always jealous!

Lin: I don't really dislike him. If I had to say, sometimes he'd be so engrossed in gaming or research that he'd ignore me (though I know it wasn't intentional).

10 Do you think you are compatible with the other person?

Chen: ...It's alright, I guess. (Lin Yan glances at him) Okay, it's very good!

Lin: Of course, a perfect match.

11How do you address the other person?

Chen: Just call me by my name... or husband... or Boss Lin, Master Lin

Lin: Ruirui, wife, and baby.

12How would you like to be addressed?

Chen: Actually, it’s all right…even though it’s a bit corny sometimes…but it’s up to him.

Lin: Husband, or just call him by his name, whatever you call him sounds good.

13If you use animals as a metaphor, who do you think the other person is?

Chen: A large dog! A particularly clingy, wet-eyed golden retriever! But sometimes he's also like a wolf...

Lin: Cats look lazy and indifferent on the outside, but are soft on the inside and need to be stroked.

14 If you were to give a gift to someone, what would you give?

Chen: Something practical, like a nice pen or tie? Or maybe one of those tech gadgets he's been talking about. Oh, and...a handmade gift? (Like that game)

Lin: The new game console he wants recently, or the latest equipment in the research field he is interested in.

15So what gift would you like for yourself?

Chen: ...new action figures, or limited edition games? Actually, it's fine as long as he's with me.

Lin: I like everything he gives me, mainly because of him.

16. What are you dissatisfied with the other person? What is it usually about?

Chen: I drink too much at social events! And... I have too many sexual needs! And sometimes I get jealous and become stressed!

Lin: Sometimes I neglect my health and sleep because of playing games or doing research.

17 What’s your problem?

Chen: ...I was very sloppy and lazy at first...but he changed me...although I'm still very lazy now...sometimes I don't want to go out

Lin: He is too possessive and always worried about gains and losses. Sometimes he uses inappropriate methods.

18What’s the other person’s problem?

Chen: The reincarnation of a jealous person! A clingy person! A workaholic!

Lin: Same as above, not taking care of your health and being stubborn.

19 What kind of things would make you unhappy?

Chen: She gets jealous without even listening to my explanation! Sometimes she comes even after I tell her I don't want to!

Lin: Getting too close to others (regardless of gender) without realizing it, or forcing yourself to do so even when you are clearly tired.

20. What do you do that would upset the other person?

Chen: Maybe it’s something that made him jealous (weakly) or because I haven’t spoken to him or replied to his messages for too long.

Lin: Probably the things he dislikes, like being overly jealous, or being too busy with work or too many social engagements.

21 How far has your relationship progressed?

Chen: She is my lover.

Lin: A relationship that will last forever

22 Where did two people go on their first date?

Chen: I went to the cinema. It was also very sudden. I watched a bad movie.

Lin: I thought he would like watching movies, but the movie turned out to be bad, but it wasn’t bad either, because I held his hand.

23What was the atmosphere like between the two of you at that time?

Chen: It was pretty much the same as before in the dorm, um... a little bit ambiguous (after all, we held hands)

Lin: It’s pretty good. I’m a little nervous, but very happy.

24How far had it progressed by then?

Chen: ...we just held hands. We kissed before that.

Lin: We held hands not long after we confirmed our relationship.

25. Where do you often go for a date?

Chen: I spent more time at home. Later, we were together every day, and there was no such thing as dating or not.

Lin: At home, I prefer a space with just two of us.

26. What kind of preparations would you make for your partner’s birthday?

Chen: I rack my brains to think about what he lacks or wants, and maybe try to make something myself (like that game), and then... I just let him arrange it for me.

Lin: Start planning long in advance, prepare gifts he's sure to like (like the robot), order a cake, arrange a romantic dinner, and try to free up time to spend the whole day with him.

27. Who confessed first?

Chen: ...him, but it felt easy to say it at the time. (Turns head)

Lin: Me. (Without hesitation)

28. How much do you like the other person?

Chen: It’s just… I like him very much. I miss him when I can’t see him, and I feel at ease when I see him. I never thought I would be so dependent on someone before.

Lin Yan: I am willing to include him in all my future life plans. I like him so much that I feel that no one else can do without him. I want to see him all the time and we will be together in the future.

29. So, do you love each other?

Chen Rui: ...love. (Voice becomes smaller, face turns red)

30. What does the other person say that makes you feel helpless?

Chen: Suddenly confessing seriously, or saying in a wronged tone, "Ruirui, don't you love me anymore?"

Lin: She calls me "husband" in a soft voice, or shows weakness by saying "I feel uncomfortable" or "I'm tired".

31. What would you do if you felt that the other person was changing their mind?

Chen Rui: ...I'll probably feel uncomfortable holding it in, overthinking it, and then maybe I can't help but ask tentatively? Or maybe Lin Yan will see through it and force me to ask.

Lin Yan: I get angry just by hearing this question... I will ask him first. If it is a misunderstanding, I will resolve it. If it is true... I will not let it go easily.

32. Can you forgive someone for changing their mind?

Chen: I don’t know… probably not. Just thinking about it makes me feel uncomfortable.

Lin: It depends. Both emotional and physical infidelity are difficult to accept, but if it's a setup or a moment of confusion... it would probably be very painful, but maybe I'd give him a chance to explain? (He assumes very reluctantly)... Anyway, as long as there's a glimmer of hope, I won't give up.

33. What should I do if my date is more than an hour late?

Chen: Just keep waiting, or find something to do first. He's usually very punctual, so if he's late there's always a reason, so he won't get angry.

Lin: I'd call him first, worried he might be in trouble. If he just overslept or forgot... I'd settle the score tonight.

35. The other person’s sexy expression?

Chen: The way he'd be in a suit, meticulously dressed, in a meeting or giving a speech, and then suddenly look at me with a smile in his eyes. And... well... at those times... the way sweat dripped down... (he trailed off)

Lin: When she was in love, her eyes turned red, moist, and she looked at me with a bit of confusion. And when she just woke up and rubbed against my arms in a daze.

36. When two people are together, when does your heart beat fastest?

Chen: When he suddenly approaches me, or whispers something in my ear. And when he expresses his feelings seriously without warning.

Lin: When he kisses me first, or falls asleep next to me without any defense.

38. What do you do that makes you feel happiest?

Chen: When we sit together on the sofa watching movies or playing games, or doing our own things, I can see him when I look up.

Lin: Anytime, as long as he is by my side. Especially when I wake up in the morning and see him first, or when I fall asleep holding him in my arms at night.

39. Have you ever had an argument?

Chen: Well... there were a few times when we were unhappy, but we never really had a fight.

Lin: Very rarely, hardly noisy.

40. What are they arguing about?

Chen: He's just being jealous! He won't listen to any explanation!

Lin: It’s basically because he doesn’t take good care of himself, or I’m too jealous.

41. How to reconcile afterwards?

Chen: ...When he comes to coax me, I'm at my wit's end. Or I can't help myself and go to him.

Lin: I couldn’t help but go to him first, talk to him reasonably (or not), give him a hug and a kiss… and then, well, it was all right.

42. Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Chen: (Nods) Hmm...hopefully.

Lin: Of course, I will find him in every life.

43. When do you feel loved?

Chen: He takes care of me in every detail, even when I'm clumsy. And he unconditionally supports me in doing whatever I want to do.

Lin: When he was clearly very sleepy but still forced himself to wait for me to come home, when he remembered the little things I mentioned casually. When he was willing to trust me unconditionally and give his whole heart to me.

44. How do you express your love?

Chen: ...depend on him, trust him, and occasionally...make something for him? (Like games) Try to meet his needs (ahem)

Lin: Take care of him, protect him, give him the best, and spend as much time with him as possible.

45. When do you feel that someone “doesn’t love me anymore”?

Chen: He no longer sticks to me or loses patience with me.

Lin: He no longer showed me that relaxed and dependent look, and started hiding things from me.

46. ​​Which flower do you think would be a good match for your partner?

Chen: Hmm... Jasmine? It looks very gentle.

Lin: Sunflowers, they are bright and warm, and just looking at them makes you feel good.

47. Is there anything that the two of you are hiding from each other?

Chen: It's nothing serious. Maybe... secretly preparing a surprise for him would count?

Lin: No. There might be some work-related annoyances that I don’t want to tell him right now, but I’ll tell him eventually.

48. Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Chen: I think he is so outstanding. He comes from a well-off family and is very handsome. I am a bit ordinary and sometimes I can't keep up with him.

Lin: Sometimes I worry that I am not good enough, that I cannot give him an absolutely stable and worry-free life, and that I cannot make him only look at me all the time.

49. Is the relationship between the two of you public or secret?

Chen: Yes, it’s public. Most of my friends and family know about it.

50. Do you think your love for your partner can last forever?

Chen Rui: ...I hope so. (Lin Yan glances at him) Yes! Yes!

51. Are you the attacker or the receiver?

Chen: Yes... (covering face)

52. Why was this decision made?

Chen: ...I can't beat him? (whispering) No! It's just... I feel... he's more suitable... (giving up on himself) And I'm pretty lazy... Oh, that's it!

Lin: It just happened naturally, my personality made it so. And I wanted to take care of him and take the lead.

53. Are you satisfied with your current situation?

Chen: ...I'm quite satisfied. (Except that some people sometimes go too far!)

Lin: Very satisfied.

54. Where did you have your first sex?

Chen: ...rented house

Lin: The first time we shared a house

55. How did you feel at that time?

Chen: Nervous, scared... but mostly... because he's so gentle, so... actually... it's okay. (Voice trails off)

Lin: It felt like I had found a treasure I had always dreamed of. I was so cautious yet unable to control myself. It will be an unforgettable experience for me.

56. What did the other person look like at that time?

Chen: ...very handsome, but his eyes are a little scary, like he wants to eat me up, and when he sweats...very sexy. (covering his face)

Lin: His eyes were wet, his face was red, and his body was shaking slightly, but he kept looking at me and was very well behaved.

57. What was your first words on the morning of your first night?

Chen: (buries his face in the quilt) "...What time is it?"

Lin: (Kisses him) "Morning, baby. Are you feeling unwell?"

58. How many times do you have sex per week?

Chen: ...He has no idea what moderation is! (Whispering) Anyway, it's much more than I expected.

Lin: It depends on the situation. I try to be restrained, but sometimes I can’t help it.

59. Ideally, how many times a week would you do it?

Chen Rui: One, two... or three times at most! (Seeing Lin Yan's eyes) Okay... four times... no more!

Lin Yan: Every day. (Answered in seconds)

60. So, what is H?

Chen: ...most of the time...it's pretty good. It's just that sometimes someone takes too...long.

Lin: I try to be gentle and affectionate, focusing on making him feel comfortable. But sometimes I can't help myself and get a little more intense.

61. What is your most sensitive part?

Chen: ...neck and waist. (Whispering) And...I can't say.

Lin: Ears and Adam’s apple.

62. What is the other person’s most sensitive spot?

Chen: Ear! He reacts strongly when you speak into his ear!

Lin: My lower back will shake if I touch it lightly.

63. Describe the person you are having sex with in one sentence?

Chen: ...very fierce, yet very gentle, very...charming. (Extremely embarrassing)

Lin: The extreme temptation and complete surrender drive people crazy.

64. Tell me the truth, do you like H?

Chen: ...Hmm...I like it. (Voice as soft as a mosquito's whisper)

Lin: Yes, having close contact with the one you love is one of the most beautiful things in the world.

65. Where is H usually located?

Chen: The bedroom...

Lin: On the bed at home.

66. What H place would you like to try?

Chen: No! I don’t think about anywhere else! I’m fine in bed!

Lin: A lot. Like in the bathroom, the kitchen, in front of the French windows... (Chen Rui covers her mouth)

67. Should I take a shower before or after sex?

Chen: Well... usually I will take a shower before and after, but sometimes I will just fall asleep afterwards.

Lin: Generally, both before and after.

68. Are there any agreements during H?

Chen: ...Not too many times!

Lin Yan: If you feel uncomfortable, you must tell me, don’t force yourself.

69. Have you ever had sexual relations with anyone other than your romantic partner?

Chen: ...No.

Lin: No. (Affirmative)

70. Do you agree or disagree with the idea that “if I can’t get the heart, at least I should get the body”?

Chen: I object! That's horrible.

Lin: I object. It's pointless and despicable.

71. What would you do if your partner was raped by a mob?

Chen: ...(holding Lin Yan's hand tightly) I'll go crazy...and then...I'll make sure that scumbag is punished! The most important thing is to be with him and tell him I'm still here.

Lin: (His face suddenly darkens) Find that person and make him pay a thousand times over. Then stay by Ruirui's side and tell him it's not his fault. I'll always be there to help him get over it.

72. Do you feel embarrassed before sex? Or after?

Chen: ...both before and after...especially after.

Lin: No. I would feel more satisfied afterwards and would want to hold him tight.

73. If a good friend says to you, “I’m lonely, so just tonight, please…” and asks for sex, what will you do?

Chen: Absolutely refuse! And tell Lin Yan! (Looks at Lin Yan)

Lin: I refused and kept my distance from him. My body and soul belonged to Ruirui.

74. Do you think you are good at H?

Chen: ...(Blushing profusely) What kind of question is that! ...It's, it's okay...

Lin: (Smiles) It should be pretty good, at least it can make Ruirui feel comfortable.

75. So what about the other party?

Chen: ... too good at it! (complains softly)

Lin: He doesn't need to be good at anything, just his presence is enough to make me lose control.

76. What do you want the other person to say during H?

Chen: ...Don't, don't force me to say those shameful words! (Actually, it feels really good to hear him say sweet words)

Lin: Call me by my name, or “husband”.

77. Which expression do you prefer on your partner during sex?

Chen: ...his expression of restraint and intoxication, and the way he lost himself in the climax... (After saying this, he wanted to bury his head in the ground)

Lin: When he was emotional, he couldn't control himself and looked at me with red eyes.

78. Do you think it’s okay to have sex with someone other than your partner?

Lin: Absolutely not.

79. Are you interested in SM?

Chen: Not at all! (Shakes his head in horror)

Lin: No. I couldn’t bear to hurt him.

80. What would you do if your partner suddenly stopped wanting your body?

Chen: I would probably have some wild thoughts, wondering if he doesn’t like me anymore… and then maybe I would secretly observe him?

Lin: I would worry about whether he was feeling unwell, or if I did something wrong, and I would communicate with him.

81. What is your opinion on rape?

Chen: The most disgusting and horrible behavior!

Lin: Unforgivable crime, absolute evil.

82. What is the most painful thing in H?

Chen: Sometimes... I get a little tired after a long time. (Very quietly)

Lin: When he gets too nervous or uncomfortable, I stop immediately.

83. In your H so far, which place has made you most excited or anxious?

Chen Rui: I feel nervous when I’m not at home…

Lin Yan: Sometimes it’s more exciting in some special places

84. Have you ever been seduced by someone?

Chen: ...That's not tempting! (Eyes wandering)

Lin: Yes. Although he thought it was very discreet, in my opinion it was a blatant invitation.

85. What was the attacker’s expression at that time?

Chen: ...It was...so scary! Like it was going to eat me up right away!

Lin: (his eyes darken) Like a beast that sees its prey walk into the cage on its own.

86. Has the attacker ever committed any act of rape?

Chen: No. Although he was a little impatient sometimes, he never forced me.

Lin: Never and never will.

87. What was the recipient’s reaction at that time?

Chen: It never happened!

Lin: (Frowning) This question is invalid.

88. What is your ideal "H object"?

Chen: ...It's him. Who else could it be?

Lin: It’s sharp, only sharp.

89. Does your current partner meet your ideal?

Chen: ...Yeah. (Nods)

Lin: Beyond ideals.

90. Were any props used in H?

Chen Rui: ...Ah! ...It's all his fault

Lin Yan: There are a lot at home.

91. When did you have your first time?

Chen: ...a few months after being with him.

92. Was the person you were dating at that time your current lover?

93. Where do you like to be kissed the most?

Chen: Lips...and neck.

Lin: Lips. And Adam’s apple.

94. Where do you like to kiss your partner the most?

Chen: Lips...and Adam's apple.

Lin: Lips, eyes, collarbone, and... all over the body.

95. What is the most pleasing thing to do during sex?

Chen: ...take the initiative? Or...respond to him?

Lin: Guide him patiently, take care of his feelings, and tell him you love him.

96. What do you think about when you are having sex?

Chen: My mind...is usually empty...or I can only think of him.

Lin: I only think of him, it’s all about him.

97. How many times do you have sex in one night?

Chen: Just once is exhausting enough! (But sometimes it’s more than that) And sometimes I’ve done it several times and he still hasn’t…

Lin: It depends on the situation and his condition. If possible, I would like to do it all the time.

98. When having sex, do you take off your clothes by yourself or does the other person help you?

Chen: ...both. He takes them off more often.

Lin: Usually I help him, but sometimes he gets anxious and does it himself.

99. What does H mean to you?

Chen: It’s… a very intimate thing. I can feel needed and loved.

Lin: The ultimate expression of love, the dual harmony of soul and body.

100. Please say something to your lover

Chen: Lin Yan... let's stay together forever... I love you too.

Lin: Ruirui, thank you for coming to me. You will always be mine, in this life and the next. I love you.