The shoehorn-shaped demonic cultivator suddenly realized his mistake, never expecting to be so clever as to come up with such a brilliant idea…

"Let's go back with us..."

Where to?

I looked at him knowingly and asked, "..."

"Of course, you'll come back to the sect with me..."

The shoehorn-shaped demonic cultivator said with an expression of utter certainty…

"What are the characteristics of your mission objective? If I go back with you like this, who will believe that I am the mission objective?"

Hearing my question, the shoehorn-shaped demonic cultivator fell into deep thought. Looking at him, I was also a little frustrated. It seemed that I had asked a question that was too profound, and the other person's intelligence couldn't keep up...

Just as I was getting a little impatient, the shoehorn-shaped demonic cultivator finally slapped his thigh and said...

"I understand. The elder instructed me that the target was the one carried away in the grand chair..."

"so…"

"So I need to find a grand master's chair first..."

After saying this, the shoehorn-shaped demonic cultivator finally noticed the grand master's chair next to him and excitedly said...

"Great, there's a grand master's chair here..."

"That's incredibly clever, but the target is sitting in a grand chair, shouldn't you...?"

The shoehorn-shaped demonic cultivator immediately followed my words and said...

"We should carry the mission target back; that way, we can prove you are the mission target..."

I nodded in satisfaction. Although I was a little tired, I had achieved my goal…

This idiot still hasn't realized that I am the mission target, not someone who's supposed to impersonate it...

"You're really amazing..."

I gave him a thumbs up to show my approval, and I breathed a sigh of relief...

"Hmph! I'm the smartest demonic cultivator, what's this..."

That shoehorn-shaped demonic cultivator actually got all arrogant, but I didn't take it seriously...

He turned around and slapped the television, angrily saying...

"Aren't you coming over here to help me lift the armchair..."

The television demon cultivator staggered from the blow, feeling deeply aggrieved. He had been struggling to avenge his boss, and yet his boss had still hit him…

But he dared not speak out, and could only stumble toward the armchair. He had originally intended to go behind the armchair, but ended up in front of it instead…

The shoehorn-shaped demonic cultivator didn't pay any attention. He walked behind the armchair, looked up at me, and seemed to be saying, "Hurry up..."

I glanced at the TV screen in front of me—who would dare sit there with that look in his eyes? What if I got dragged into a ditch? Even if I didn't die from the fall, I couldn't bear the humiliation…

My gaze shifted, then I looked at the shoehorn-shaped demonic cultivator and said...

"You're the boss, how can you let your underling go ahead of you?"

The shoehorn-shaped demonic cultivator thought it made sense; a leader should have the status of a leader and must walk ahead of his subordinates to demonstrate his leadership...

I finally breathed a sigh of relief when I saw the two of them switch places...

They sat down leisurely in the armchair, completely forgetting that they were cultivators, or rather, demonic cultivators, and were actually carrying armchairs for ordinary people...

Normally, they are like gods in the eyes of ordinary people; if anyone dares to make a move, they will turn that person into the malevolent energy within their staff. Now, they are actually willingly acting as sedan chair bearers...

Bang!

The grand chair crashed to the ground, and the two demonic cultivators also sat down on the ground…

I saw that both demonic cultivators had their backs to me, and my lips twitched...

Despite all the precautions, it still didn't work, and we suffered a major setback...

Snap...

Enraged, the shoehorn-shaped demonic cultivator got up and the first thing he did was slap his underling. After personally settling him down, he returned to the front and lifted the grand chair again…

On the way back, I learned from the shoehorn-shaped demonic cultivator that their sect was called the Ghost Fiend Sect, a relatively powerful force in the area, and that their sect leader was a ninth-rank Martial Emperor…

There are also three elders who are eighth-rank Martial Venerables, and the strongest remaining ones are dozens of seventh-rank Martial Kings...

The one who brought them here was the Third Elder, one of the three Rank 8 Martial Venerables…

They didn't have names before they joined the demonic cultivation sect; the sect members just called them Long Face and Square Face...

I thought to myself, "You two really have unique names; they really suit you..."

"I see you guys getting bullied a lot in the sect, don't I? Otherwise, we wouldn't have sent you to carry out this impossible mission..."

My words were like opening a floodgate for two people, and they started pouring out their grievances over the years. If their cultivation resources hadn't been taken away, they wouldn't have suffered from the demonic energy entering their bodies and affecting their minds...

"You guys are too cowardly. If you spoke up more, who would dare to bully you?"

"But…"

Before the long-faced man could continue, I interrupted him and continued...

"Tell me how they usually humiliate you, and I'll help you think of a solution..."

When he heard that I could help him think of a solution, the man with the long face immediately lit up...

Now he completely trusts my methods, and he immediately poured out his experiences of being bullied, so I spent the whole trip teaching them how to talk back to people…

I sat leisurely in my armchair, humming a little tune, thinking that my eldest son should be free by now, right? He'll probably be coming to find me soon…

A sect of ninth-rank Martial Emperors, hopefully it will have plenty of good stuff...

Now that I have a younger brother, my expenses have increased. Considering Shi Miaomiao's alluring figure, I must nurture her with great effort. Therefore, I need to hurry up and earn spiritual points so that I can exchange them for a super physique for her and unlock more knowledge about dual cultivation...

"Yo...isn't this the two-faced devil from the Ghost Fiend Sect?"

Upon returning to the gates of the Ghost Fiend Sect, the gatekeeper immediately launched into a humiliating tactic, referring to the two of them collectively as "two-faced scoundrels"...

"What's it to you? Even if we're shameless, we're still better than a doorman like you..."

The long-faced man's words completely stunned the gatekeepers, who even forgot to mock the two men who were acting as sedan chair carriers for ordinary people...

It wasn't until the long-faced man entered the sect that the gatekeeper disciple realized he'd just been humiliated by two idiots—how embarrassing!

Little did they know that after entering the sect, the two would become even more formidable…

"You shameless coward, what are you doing working as a sedan chair carrier?"

"It's my choice, what's it to you? We're carrying a ninth-tier magic weapon, what do you know..."

"You've got some nerve, daring to talk to me like that?"

"I don't need you to give me anything. I'm much more respectable than you. You're not my father, why should I give in to you?"

"You shameless cowards, you've grown too big for your britches. I, an inner disciple, am teaching you a few words of discipline, and you dare to talk back?"

The moment one of them was defeated, the other immediately took his place, intending to humiliate the two idiots...

"Who do you think you are? See that ninth-tier treasure on the grand master's chair? Even if the elders were here, they'd have to be polite. Once this treasure is presented to the sect leader, all of you will be little brothers in my eyes from now on..."

"Holy crap...it's a ninth-tier magic weapon..."

"What kind of luck does this shameless guy have to find such a treasure..."

"What a ruthless person! He had treasures but didn't keep them for himself; he even handed them over to the sect leader..."

"Don't talk nonsense. They can't keep such a treasure even if they wanted to. Handing it over is the right thing to do..."

"Two-faced idiots, when did they become so smart?"

boom!

A figure descended from the sky, blocking the way in front of the long-faced man…